Chapter 381 Um, It’s a Man

If the tall figure of the Monkey King and the cool and sweet female voice are shocking enough, then his dance makes everyone drop their jaws.

The Monkey King is actually dancing!

Zhao Lei began to doubt his life.

"Is he really a female singer?"

"It's simply explosive."

"It ruins my worldview."

On the stage, Xu Nuo simply gave it his all. Singing female voices is singing, dancing is dancing, and if you want to have fun, just have fun.

Anyway, the image is about to collapse, so let's collapse it more thoroughly!

From Jin Chen's version of "Divination", give the lsp here a taste of the sweetness with mustard.

While singing, Xu Nuo is still dancing.

At this moment, he is possessed by Jin Chen.

When the elegant rhythm floats, Xu Nuo starts lightly, opens his hands elegantly, bends down, and retreats lightly.

Beauty, it's really beautiful.

However, it makes people feel an indescribable sense of weirdness.

The person on the stage was dressed like the unruly Monkey King, but he was dancing the most elegant dance.

It was so awkward no matter how you looked at it.

"Brothers, I found that this dance is absolutely amazing if you don't look at his face!"

"Fortunately, I am nearsighted and have a beauty effect."

"Fuck, this is too beautiful!"

Before dancing, Xu Nuo was a little shy, but when he really started dancing, he felt that dancing was nothing.

It should be said that this dance is quite interesting.

Xu Nuo completely let himself go, singing and dancing on the stage.

"In the midsummer of that year, you packed your bags and left home.

By the ancient road, I was about to speak, but tears fell before I could speak.

In the temple, I asked for divination, and I cried to my childhood sweetheart,

and asked the Buddha to bless us."

Xu Nuo jumped with his feet, his body rose and fell with the music, and his movements were smooth and coherent, giving people a soothing and wonderful feeling.

Every movement was full of extreme beauty.

The audience was stunned.

Everyone had already determined that the Monkey King was a male singer, but now they saw the Monkey King singing with such a voice and dancing in such a charming dance.

The audience began to waver.

"Maybe the Monkey King was originally a female singer, and she has been hiding her identity."

"Her dance is too professional, even more professional than Xiao Lajiao, it's hard to be a male singer, right?"

Especially the male audience, they used various reasons to convince themselves that the tall figure on the stage was a female singer.

This song, this dance, who wouldn't be confused!

"Monkey King, I love you!"

"Wife!"

"Fuck! Nan Tong is next to me."

Some audience members shouted loudly.

Someone took the lead, and other male audience members immediately followed suit.

Xu Nuo, who was dancing vigorously on the stage, almost couldn't hold it. Damn, it's all over.

OK, keep singing.

"Guessing non-stop, and making another divination,

Good or bad fortune, or fear,

Love for you, love for you, looking at the end of the world,

Fate plays tricks on people, fate is wrong."

Bending down, kicking legs, lifting legs and spinning in circles...

It was so beautiful that no one at the scene could resist this temptation.

The male audience was in high spirits and applauded excitedly.

The female audience was even more excited. The Monkey King on the stage, whether male or female, they all suffered no loss.

Zhao Lei was stunned, holding the sofa with one hand and leaning on the golden hoop with the other hand to become a sculpture.

He has completely doubted his life.

If I guessed correctly, the graceful Monkey King on the stage was actually Nuoyan.

But how could Nuoyan dance, and dance so well?

Zhao Lei scratched his hair anxiously, puzzled.

Li Zhengyi's eyes lit up: "This is good, this is good!"

Most of the masters of lyrics and music are not serious, and Li Zhengyi did not hide his appreciation for this dance.

Huo Shanchuan laughed and said: "I really began to doubt the gender of the Monkey King. This is not a dance that a male singer can dance."

Lu Hualin gave a thumbs up: "I have worked with so many female stars, and the Monkey King dances the best."

The audience was enthusiastic, and the male audience stared at the Monkey King intently.

Hong Liu's mouth twitched backstage, and he was about to say something but stopped.

"Director Hong, is the Monkey King a man or a woman?" a staff member asked.

Hong Liu sighed: "You will know later."

In the lounge, the ugly monster was stunned.

Gardenia patted her chest, stirring up a wave.

Agent Tang Yue opened her mouth wide.

And outside the Magic City TV Station, Lin Wanqing's mouth curled up strangely.

It turns out that Xu Nuo, this pervert, likes this tune.

No wonder he always loves her cheongsam and skirts. Now it seems that he wants to wear them himself?

It seems that he should buy an extra XXXXL size when buying clothes in the future.

Lin Wanqing looked at Xu Nuo who was dancing more and more happily on the screen, and her smile gradually spread.

This guy dances quite well, better than most female stars.

Tsk tsk, so charming, even a woman like her can't help but be moved.

In the live broadcast room, LSPS called his wife.

"My wife dances so well!"

"It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman, I just pretend I can't see it."

"It's so beautiful."

"My wife, I love you."

"I want a man too!"

At this moment, countless straight men on the Internet announced that they were turned gay.

Because of a dance.

Xu Nuo danced to his heart's content on the stage.

"The wind blows the sand, the butterfly loves the flower, a story that has been passed down through the ages,

like the moon in the water, fascinated by the flower in the mirror..."

No one cares about the singing anymore, and no one cares whether it is good or not.

It is obviously a singing stage, but everyone's attention is focused on the dancing figures on the stage.

It is so beautiful that even if the Monkey King on the stage may be a big man, everyone does not want to miss such a dance.

"Guess, guess, I made another divination,

It is a good sign, but I still can't let go,

I love you, and I have endured several winters and summers,

I miss you day and night, and pray that you don't change your mind again.

The song ended with a stunning dance.

Applause and screams rang out at the scene.

The loudest shout was: "Wife, I love you! "

Xu Nuo felt a chill and goosebumps all over his body.

If it was Lin Wanqing who called him husband, he would definitely be excited. If it was a big man with a lot of heart hair who called him husband, Xu Nuo felt that he would hit his head on the stage and die.

Qi Tian walked onto the stage: "I'm asking a question that everyone cares about. Monkey King, are you a man or a woman?"

Before Xu Nuo answered, the audience rushed to answer.

"I guess it's a woman!"

"It's definitely a woman."

"How can a man jump so seductively?"

"It's a little high, but it doesn't matter, I can accept it."

"It doesn't matter if it's a little flat, I just like flying planes."

"I think I'm in love."

"Dude, the Monkey King should be a man!"

In the guest seats.

Zhao Lei took the golden hoop, took a deep breath, and shouted, "Hey! Fairy, show your true form quickly! ”

Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Li Zhengyi looked at him with burning eyes: "Great Sage, you must be a female singer, right? Say yes quickly."

Huo Shanchuan scratched his head: "Great Sage, if you say you are a man now, countless male audiences will be heartbroken."

Lu Hualin said firmly: "Based on my many years of experience, the Great Sage is 100% a female singer. If not, I will eat the golden hoop on the spot!"

Zhao Lei looked alert: "I think you are just coveting this golden hoop!"

On the stage, Xu Nuo coughed lightly and said in a rough and majestic voice: "Hey, hello everyone, I'm Zhao Lei! "

The voice was rough and heroic, completely different from the sweet voice before.

Everyone seemed to see a burly man with a full beard and a head of hair.

Zhao Lei: "..."

The light in Li Zhengyi's eyes went out instantly.

Huo Shanchuan was dumbfounded.

Lu Hualin shrank his body and tried to reduce his presence, fearing that Zhao Lei would notice him.

The golden hoop is made of iron, and it will be cold if you eat it.

A big question mark appeared in the audience's head.

"Hiss! Who called his wife just now?"

"Hurry up, your wife is calling you!"

"Get out, your wife!"

The audience who were about to fight for their wives and land just now suddenly became humble and polite, and everyone wanted to be Kong Rong, giving full play to the spirit of courtesy.

Qitian stood on the stage, his mouth never closed.

"Everyone, do you think it is possible that the Monkey King is really a male singer?"

"There is absolutely no such possibility! "Zhao Lei said firmly.

Little Pepper sighed faintly: "The Great Sage is a male singer, then what am I? Am I an iron warrior?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qi Tian smiled and said: "Okay, please ask our guests to comment on the Great Sage's performance."

Zhao Lei didn't know what he heard, and suddenly laughed: "I guess someone will be tortured when he goes home. How many young ladies did you watch dance so charmingly? You must watch at least two hours a day to learn it vividly, right? Tsk tsk tsk, Great Sage, you are miserable!"

Xu Nuo was petrified. This guy is a bit bad. He even provides a trick.

Li Zhengyi sighed: "Great Sage, I am very disappointed in you!"

Everyone was surprised.

Li Zhengyi said with great sorrow: "How can you be a man! My heart is broken."

Huo Shanchuan looked tangled: "No, you are really a man? Where did you learn your dance? ”

Lu Hualin: "Although Little Pepper's waist is thinner and softer, your waist is thicker and more textured, which makes people feel safe. ”

Everyone laughed, damn, more secure.

"It seems that everyone is full of suspense about the Great Sage. To be honest, I was almost moved just now. Fortunately, I am knowledgeable and can keep my mind steady. Next, please pick up the voting machine in your hand and vote for the contestant you think is the most charming!"

The audience began to vote amid laughter.

"I like Little Pepper's waist, which is very thin and looks like it can be held in the light."

"She is still too young. I think the Great Sage is better."

"Only children make choices. I want both!"

The voting results came out.

The Great Sage was far ahead, and Little Pepper failed.

"Congratulations to the Great Sage for winning the honor of the most charming singer!" Qitian came up to make a scene.

Xu Nuo waved his hands again and again, "No, no, no, the most charming one has to be Little Pepper. ”

Little Pepper: “Teacher Dasheng is too modest. You are recognized by the audience as the most charming singer.”

Xu Nuo: “…”

“Teacher Dasheng, can I have a chance to cover this song and this dance?”

“No problem, just contact Director Hong.”

The fifth episode of “Masked Singer” has ended.