Warhammer: I Don’t Want to Be a Can of Worms! ! !

Chapter 633 81 A Day in Hades

Chapter 633 81. One Day in Hades's Life

Hades woke up at his desk. He opened his eyes, half of his mind was filled with the desserts from yesterday's dinner. He had already thought about which ones would become the new favorites of his office, and the other half of his mind began to plan today's schedule.

When his hand reached the soft crust of the first plate of breakfast, Hades had already decided on today's schedule.

For the first plate, Hades first quickly reviewed the documents distributed during his break. The message on the command board was always 999+.

Hades handed the plate with some pastry residue to the servitor who came to clean it up, and then began to inform the various institutions he would go to today with the assistance of the Nirvana system.

For the second plate, the thin crust of the buns was steaming. The first visitor of the day walked in under the night light of the early morning. It was Black who came to routinely report on the situation of the Son of Pluto.

Originally, this job should have been given to Buzz, but Buzz was captured by the Ultramarines to work, so Black did it for him.

After the report, Hades gave two buns to Blake, who hadn't had breakfast (or slept yet), and Blake left with the buns in his mouth, leaving behind the son of Pluto.

In the fourth set, Kirkland, whose robe smelled of motor oil, hurried in. Hades quickly stopped Kirkland's salute. This Kirkland clone had just returned from the dock on Jupiter.

First, there was a routine rainbow fart. After repeated persuasion without success, Hades had given up correcting Kirkland's behavior. After praising, Kirkland reported to Hades on the update of the Empire's current ship assembly line based on Jupiter.

The progress was smooth. Hades talked to Kirkland about Jin again. Kirkland seemed to be in a triumphant mood for Jin's voluntary departure.

Before Kirkland left, he gave Hades the snacks he collected from Jupiter. He tasted them and they tasted okay.

Hades felt a little thirsty, so he skillfully took out a bottle of wine from the third drawer under his desk, the smell of Old Barbarus.

With this smell, Hades quickly reviewed the current documents and finished the remaining snacks. At this time, the sun was still on the other side of Terra, and the night was dark. Hades got up and prepared to work.

Hades first went to see Mortarion's coffin in the palace. The coffin was very quiet. Hades knocked three times and soaked the outside of the coffin with the black domain again.

The Primarch ignored him, maybe he was still resting, or he had left. Hades was used to it and left directly.

Generally speaking, he would meet Malcador at this time, but Malcador went out to open the big for the Eldar, so Hades did not meet the magic pattern.

So Hades went to the Terra underground palace. He glanced at the old yellow head. The Lord of Mankind was still on the high steps. Seeing him coming, he only opened his eyes slightly.

"Hey! Old yellow man!"

Hades said hello and showed how flexible his legs were. "It's okay, I'm leaving first!"

After leaving the palace, the shuttle had already been waiting at the platform near the palace. Usually at this time, Hades would go to α3 Alina. The oilers usually have chaotic schedules and don't care about sleep, so Hades likes to go to the oilers to discuss work late at night or in the early morning.

But because Hades met with α3 Alina and Jin in advance yesterday to discuss Jin's affairs, he didn't need to go to the female sage again today.

Hades went to the Hades Cathedral first.

The shuttle stopped at the airport far away from the cathedral. Hades walked out and entered the cathedral with ease. It was still early in the morning and the clock pointed to two o'clock.

Hades entered from the side door. People who were sleeping were lying on the benches of the cathedral. Some people were still awake in the corners, praying solemnly to the sculptures in the church, or two or three people gathered together and talked in a low voice.

In the gathering month of Hades, in addition to those who were invited, other believers or Hades members could also take the initiative to go to Terra for pilgrimage. In theory, Hades would provide food and accommodation for these people - in fact, the archbishop happily wholesaled hundreds of thousands of quilts, and then began to stuff them into various corners that he could manage.

Hades originally wanted to ask the archbishop if he needed to prepare in advance... instead of letting people sleep in churches, wilderness, and believers' homes,

But Samuel shook his head firmly and said that this was a specialty of Hades, and it had been like this for thousands of years, and they should not destroy this custom.

Hades was shocked, but after weighing the cost and safety, Hades finally chose to respect the beliefs of Hades.

He came in very low-key, and Hades thought he knew a little about stealth,

Even so, there were still awake people who saw Hades, and Hades made a silent gesture, and they all fell silent in surprise.

Maybe the darkness couldn't let them tell whether it was Hades or some other big thing, so they just whispered in the distance and didn't come over.

The cathedral was huge, with halls layered one after another. Hades was walking, and a large man approached him hesitantly.

Hades raised his hand and signaled the son of Hades who was following him to leave it alone.

"Boss Hades," Quehuner stammered, "I want to pee."

"..."

Hades turned his head and saw that the priest who was specially sent by the Hades Cult to watch over the soulless Ogryn had fallen asleep on the bench, with a dark complexion under his eyes.

Okay...

Hades blinked, "Come with me, big guy."

The toilet is on the way to the Archbishop's bedroom.

Ogryn nodded obediently and followed Hades.

They walked past the rows of sculptures in the church. Those dark sculptures looked like rows of strange houses in the middle of the night, existing silently. As if knowing that he had embarrassed Hades at the opening ceremony, Ogryn said nothing.

"We're here."

Hades looked up, and Ogryn muttered a thank you in a low voice, and as if he thought of something, he grabbed a corner of Hades' cloak and spoke hesitantly,

"Boss Hades, you won't abandon me, right?"

Hades raised his eyebrows. What did those believers teach this Ogryn?

"Why not?" Hades said patiently, "As long as you are a good Ogryn, kill enemies seriously, and beat Chaos violently, I need you, not only me, but everyone needs you."

Ogryn was silent for a few seconds, then nodded seriously,

"Well, I can do it."

Ogryn loosened his cloak, lowered his head and went into the bathroom muttering to himself. It seemed that he was thinking seriously about what he had just said, and his brain obviously did not have the capacity to continue other conversations.

Hades glanced at the seven Hades following him, and signaled one of them to take Ogryn back later.

The Hades first used the palm-and-back grouping, three against four, and the remaining three decided who the unlucky guy was by rock-paper-scissors.

So the unlucky guy stayed, and the rest continued to follow Hades to visit the archbishop.

Since its establishment, perhaps because of the tragedy of the state religion that year, the position of the Pope of the Hades Church has been vacant, and only the archbishop remained. The Hades Church provides accommodation, and the archbishop's bedroom is on the basement floor of the cathedral.

After passing through the many gates, Hades walked to the heavy black stone door and knocked.

"Knock, knock, knock!"

No response, Hades looked at the watch, it was two forty, the archbishop had slept for four hours, he had to get up and work.

"Get out!!!"

A painful scream came from the crack of the door, Hades said nothing, and patiently and forgivingly probed the black domain in, a second later -

"Ahhhhhh!"

Hades took a small step back, the archbishop with disheveled hair and a smile on his face poked his head out from the crack of the door, his collar was pajamas with a cartoon three-headed dog pattern, Hades automatically ignored it.

"Lord Hades, please forgive me. Please wait for one minute."

"No hurry," Hades said, "I am more merciful. You have one minute and seven seconds."

The door was slammed shut. Hades was not annoyed. He took out the command board skillfully and corrected the documents. The Academy of Athens was a good thing. With the ship template of Faos, the ship system of the empire has been greatly upgraded.

Forty-nine seconds later, the archbishop of Hades appeared in front of Hades with a face full of resentment. Hades put away the command board and smiled.

"It's hard to work in the Hades Church these days."

The archbishop scratched his bald head. Jin's resignation feat had already spread, which made him very envious, but he didn't have the courage to resign. If he resigned, his enemies would chop him into pieces the next moment he left office.

"Not hard."

The Archbishop sighed, and led Hades to the office hall. Hades will stay in the cathedral for a whole day. In the morning, he will watch the selection and distribution of the soulless, and in the afternoon, he will interview the cardinals who have passed the highest level written test.

But before that, the Archbishop has to ask the canteen to make more food, and Hades is coming.

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"Hmm... I'm so sleepy."

Soulless Cecilia rubbed her eyes and got up from the bench tiredly. The weak sunlight shone through the windows of the church. She was exhausted from the physical selection all day yesterday.

She bent down to put on her socks and shoes. The aroma of porridge drifted into her nose. The food awakened people, and the people sleeping in the cathedral woke up one after another.

Cecilia picked up her dagger and put it on her waist. She found the soulless without any effort. Seeing her, Ogrin said happily that he had seen Hades.

"Yeah, that's great." Cecia said perfunctorily. She knew that Ogryn had confused dreams with reality. The Hades Church had opened a special passage for the new soulless people to get food. Buckets of porridge were placed in the corridor of the hall. Cecia also saw bread, eggs and seven kinds of side dishes.

What surprised her was that the mechanical servants were carrying buckets of empty buckets. At a glance, there were at least more than twenty buckets, but it was obvious that the meal had just started. Who was eating this?

"You lucky recruits!" A rough-voiced, fleshy male soulless shouted. Next to him stood another silent sister who looked difficult to mess with. Her fierce eyes swept over them like a wolf, "Eat quickly! Today you have to participate in the actual combat selection! If you pass, you can take a good gun to the battlefield and shoot others!"

"Twenty eggs, thank you."

Cecia told the robot servant that she didn't want to work as a civilian or be a soulless tool for some important occasion. She wanted to go to the battlefield and had to eat more.

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"Do you want light armor or heavy armor?"

The mechanical sage standing next to Cecia said. Cecia hesitated for a moment and said, "Heavy armor, thank you."

The sage ignored her, and the red light on his face flashed. The conveyor belt above their heads started to run immediately. Cecia looked up and saw countless armors of different sizes being transported on the ceiling. A set of armor of her size came down.

"The heavy armor version of the Oathbringer Armor," the sage introduced in a rambling manner, taking out a thin black tights attached to the silver-black armor.

"The model was the Oathbringer Armor of the Sisters of Silence, but the Hades Church felt that depriving a person of the ability to speak was a bit too inhumane, and it also greatly reduced your work efficiency, so it was changed to the Oathbringer Armor."

The sage gestured to Cecia to put on the tights, which still had a slot for the injection needle.

"You can simply think of it as an external version of the Space Marine's black shell. The improvement is not that great, but it is not small either."

"You At least I can shoot with bare hands. "

The sage lowered his head and hurriedly put on and arranged the armor for Cecia. Cecia saw that in each compartment, each soulless person had at least one sage to assist, and the proportion of sages was surprisingly high.

"Every soulless person can get his own exclusive armor after officially entering the Hades Church. After passing the test, come to me again, and I will design the armor according to your needs."

The sage said, pressing a button on Cecia's armor, and a certain jet sound sounded. Cecia felt that the armor on her body was lighter, and the discomfort of wearing heavy armor was reduced.

"What weapon do you like to use? Which hand is your dominant hand?"

The sage asked, lowering his head to check the armor's fit around the soulless person. Cecia was silent for a moment, "Shovel?"

The sage stopped moving his hands, raised his head, and looked at Cecia silently, with a red light frequency on his face as if he was thinking.

"Dominant hand."

The sage repeated, "Left hand." Cecia said hurriedly - a minute later, an axe-like shovel was sent over from the transmission line on the ceiling, and Cecia hurriedly took it.

"You should thank us for the modular production assembly line we are using now, the patent comes from Mint," said the sage, "and praise the Nirvana system, otherwise you won't get your shovel today."

"Thank Nirvana, thank Nirvana."

Cecia said hurriedly, she didn't understand what Nirvana was, but it was obviously a good thing that helped her.

"Here is the trigger," the sage's appendage stretched out and demonstrated the shovel to Cecia, "Push it down, the shovel mouth can shoot, here is the switch button for single shot and continuous shooting, this button is the boost button, press it, the gunpowder will explode, giving the shovel a boost."

After the sage finished speaking, he stepped aside and motioned Cecia to step onto the battlefield.

Cecia held the shovel in her hand, which satisfied her, nodded to the sage to express her gratitude, and then stepped out. She felt better than ever before. She even felt that she could fight ten Star Army soldiers alone. Terra was worthy of being Terra. The configuration speed and equipment strength here shocked her.

Soulless also came out of the compartment. Ogryn chose a large shield as a weapon and was touching the helmet on his head uncomfortably.

"Hey! Soulless! I'm here!"

Cecia shouted. They walked to the entrance of the competition venue together. The soulless had gathered here in twos and threes.

"New recruits!"

The voice of the archbishop sounded on the radio, "Let me see - the content of your selection this time is to work together to kill demons! Hades is watching you! Good luck to you!"

Beep--

The gate opened, and everyone suddenly stagnated. The unique stench of psychic energy floated over, and the temperature in the air suddenly dropped by several degrees. Cecia even saw someone's legs trembling.

Cecia, who had just made a solemn promise, suddenly felt that she was not so confident. She quietly moved towards Ogryn's position. Quehun'er looked scared, but Ogryn shouted, "I am the one Hades wants!" and rushed out with a shield. Ogryn was obviously the most powerful among their group of crooked people, so people also rushed out in a hurry. At the other end of the hall full of obstacles, the Grey Knight with a heavy sword stood in front of the sealing altar and cut off the chain! The angry roar of the three Khorne demons immediately resounded throughout the hall! Cecia watched some people kneel down directly. —————————— "......?" Hades, who was leaning on the chair and pointing and approving documents on the command board, raised his eyes. Right below their high platform room, the three Khorne demons were roaring, so weak? Hades was a little confused, and as if they sensed Hades' gaze, the demons' roars suddenly stopped. One of the red demons glanced back guiltily, then ran forward as if fleeing.

The other two saw it running and immediately followed.

"..."

Hades was silent.

"Please do not interfere with the game."

Samuel's voice sounded at the right time, "Lord Hades."

"..."

He just took a look.

Hades had to withdraw his gaze from the demons and look forward to the performance of the soulless.

Gunshots rang out, and people roared.

"..."

Although Hades knew that this group of soulless people were collected from all over the empire and had not received any formal training.

But... Hades was silent. Is this a fight between noobs?

He watched people swinging their weapons like clubs. From this point of view, the one holding the shovel was the output MVP. Ogryn used a large shield to press a demon to the corner of the wall, and the rest of the people were busy dealing with the other two demons, leaving Ogryn aside.

So Ogryn and the Khorne demon screamed with eyes wide open.

Hades covered his eyes silently.

Fortunately, they still have a group of soulless warriors who are specially bred by the soulless warriors of the order and have been trained since childhood.

"This batch of warriors performed well, much better than the previous batches."

Samuel's happy voice sounded, Hades turned his head and saw that the two soulless instructors also nodded with satisfaction,

...

To a certain extent, the later education of the Hades Cult can train them into qualified warriors... It is also remarkable.

Hades was silent, but Ogryn's scream still made him a little bit scared.

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Die!!!

Cecia used a shovel to press against the neck of the last and largest demon, her eyes bulged and her whole body trembled.

Beside her, there were soulless warriors who had lost their fighting power.

They must win! They can't fall down!!!

She didn't want to go back to dig the soil again!

The claws of the Khorne demon grabbed her calf. Cecia heard the sound of the calf bone shattering. The severe pain came over her, but it gave her the strength for the final blow.

"Die!!!"

A roar broke out, bang! Cecia, covered in blood, stood shakily on the body of the Khorne demon, with an eye exposed between the broken helmets. She tilted her head, holding a shovel in one hand and the head of the Khorne demon in the other.

They won! Won!!!

With her blurred vision, she looked at the room where Hades was. Cecia proudly raised the head of the Khorne demon high.

"For Hades!!!!"

The soulless people lying in disorder at her feet also shouted faintly. The bloody battle made each of them feel that they had received a real baptism.

"For Hades!!!"

Hades was stunned for a moment, then laughed helplessly, and applauded with the archbishop.

Not bad.

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