Chapter 261 Waaagh Waaagh
"The Greater Good."
"Hello!"
"It is the Greater Good"
"Waaagh, waaagh hello!!"
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In the ground fortress of Omispelon, several Tau diplomats of the Water Clan were watching the fierce "debate" between the two envoys and the green-skinned aliens through surveillance. In their view, this was an important moment in history.
"Tuwam, where did you find these alien creatures? What happened there?"
Faced with the question from the Water Clan diplomat, Tau captain Tuwam, who was wearing combat uniform, hesitated for a moment, and then recalled calmly.
"It was at the junction of the southern continent and the jungle. At that time, the orbital defense station observed an object suspected to be a meteor falling into the planet at high speed. My team and I received an order to investigate. Later it was proved that the flying device that these orcs were riding on was a modified asteroid fragment that fell into the planet."
"Then we encountered these things. At that time, they spoke the language of the Titans and even claimed to have brought gifts."
Hearing this, as if thinking of something, another Shui clan diplomat called up a picture from the flashing holographic screen. The picture showed a space waste stone that was roughly equipped with an engine and covered with scrap armor. It was the flying device that the captain mentioned that the orcs used to cross the planet.
Although it looks like a large space junk wrapped in waste, according to the inspection of the Earth clan engineers, these orcs seem to have used the principle of gravity slingshot, using extremely limited fuel and simple structure, and using the planetary gravity well to launch themselves from a certain place. It has to be said that this is simply a genius idea.
As for the orcs' gifts? After inspecting the spaceship, the engineers of the Earth clan found a large group of ferocious beasts with thick hair in the cabin. The orcs called them Hair Squiggs, a monster that likes to bite the scalp.
These green-skinned aliens would wear them on their heads to pretend that they have thick hair. Although the bite of this creature is fatal to other races except orcs, the orcs seem to be sincerely hoping to help the Tau solve the problem of sparse hair
After a heated discussion around this strange vehicle, several diplomats looked very excited.
"These orcs may be more outstanding than we thought!"
A group of green-skinned orcs with a certain degree of intelligence, neatness and military appearance. Every member, including those fart followers, wears uniforms stolen from humans and roughly modified with thread ends, and boots made of Squigg leather.
Although if we look at it from the personal hygiene standards of the Tau people, these guys are still just a group of dirty beasts, and the bulky creations in their hands that are comparable to scrap copper and iron are incomparable to the exquisite products in the hands of the Tau engineers.
But the Shui clan diplomats obviously don't care about these. They don't expect all races in the galaxy to be as good as the Tau. As a great race that is destined to unify the galaxy under the guidance of destiny, the Tau certainly has the responsibility and obligation to lead these barbaric and backward primitive species together towards civilization and the road to galactic co-prosperity.
Not to mention, these aliens actually took the initiative to ask to understand the concept of the Greater Good. This alone is enough to prove that these aliens are different from their unreasonable barbaric counterparts. They are an excellent group that has the hope of being educated.
For the Shui clan diplomats, this is simply great news. In their opinion, no matter how strange the aliens are in appearance, they are qualified to bathe in the glory of the Greater Good.
Based on this concept, the Tau have even tried many times to promote the concept of the Greater Good to the Chaos Marauders and even the Tyranids wandering in the galaxy, although it has not had any obvious effect so far.
However, in stark contrast to the optimism of the Water Clan diplomats, as experienced soldiers who have had experience fighting against the Orcs, the Tau warriors present have completely opposite views on these green-skinned aliens.
Although this sounds a bit incredible, in the eyes of the Fire Clan warriors, these greenskins who screamed in front of the envoys seemed to be deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid, and their seemingly clear and sincere little eyes seemed to hide some incredible secrets.
On the other side, in the reception room.
Two volunteered Tau representatives were sitting face to face with the Orc envoys at the negotiation table, trying to figure out the real thoughts of these green-skinned aliens.
However, facing the strange habits and funny accents of the orc envoys, although they had listened and talked patiently, and explained to them many times what the concept of the Greater Good was, they still could not make any substantial progress in the conversation, which made them feel very frustrated.
"Listen, what I'm going to say next is very important."
Not long after, as if dissatisfied with the current situation, one of the orcs wearing a wide-brimmed hat suddenly interrupted the representatives' boring speeches.
"Our boss plans to build a war satellite here to hold a cool waaagh, but there are too many shrimps coming to make trouble, so the boss suggests that we unite! Go and clean up those little troublemakers!"
Seeing that the negotiations have made new progress, the two Tau representatives present suddenly became interested.
"So you mean to form an alliance with us?"
In response, the burly green beast did not deny it, but just laughed in a rough voice.
"Yes, but our boss is worried that you noseless people will not be able to survive the next battle."
At the same time, the fart spirits who were waving small colorful flags and acting as the atmosphere group on the scene also laughed in agreement, and they kept chirping and shouting no noses in their mouths, as if they were mocking the two Tau members present.
However, the two Tau diplomats present were obviously full of confidence in Omispelen's defense. Facing the doubts from the orc representatives, one of the young diplomats responded in a firm tone.
"Our fire warriors are confident that our home world will not be invaded. If your clan is willing to work hard for the Greater Good, then we certainly welcome an alliance with your leader to jointly end the chaos in the Vigilance Star Region and allow more races to join the Greater Good family."
However, upon hearing this, the green beast wearing a wide-brimmed hat laughed even louder.
"But your planet has become the territory of those tin men. They are sleeping under your butts, waiting to emerge from the ground at any time to give you a big fight, but you noseless Smurfs have not noticed this at all."
After saying that, after using his boots to crush a fart spirit next to him that laughed too loudly, the beast showed his fangs and gave a meaningful smile to the two Tau representatives who were stunned on the spot.
"But don't worry, our boss said that we will help you get rid of those iron lumps"
"I believe we will be able to cooperate very happily."