Chapter 331: Count Dracula's Suffering Day
[Ansu. Morningstar]
[Thirty minutes until the second job ends]
[Six hours until the effect of the 'Pope in Reverse' ends]
[Completed orders: thirty]
[Current deposit: thirty thousand gold coins]
Doctor Centipede has never seen a creature as terrible as Ansu, who can sell his soul for money.
You are just here to work, why do you want to kill the boss!
He watched this creature lock the steel doors of all the Rainbow Messengers in the city, collect a huge amount of unlocking fees, and guide all the Rainbow Messengers in the city to the Count's mansion, saying that only Count Dracula's key can unlock it.
Doctor Centipede knew that there would be a colorful show tonight.
The Chaos Rainbow Messengers, their status is even higher than the Chaos Legislative Corps.
If the Chaos Legislative Corps' level of chaos can be ranked in the top ten in the Holy City Daily, then the Rainbow Corps is in the top five.
This huge team lined up in turn, and the chaotic and filthy high-level atmosphere directly filled the entire street. The earth was shaking, and the sky was also filled with dark clouds. Countless rainbows advanced towards the Earldom. Pedestrians on the roadside saw this posture from afar, and they were all panicked, gasped, made way, and hurriedly shouted,
"Buhao!"
"It's a powerful chaotic person, everyone retreat quickly! My sons have been hidden!"
Every household in the Chaos City hurriedly closed the doors and windows, hid their children in the closet, fearing that they would "give birth to children" if they were not careful, and locked the iron door with three large iron chains, and then they were reluctantly relieved.
It's not that they are too cautious, it's really that the Chaos Rainbow is too terrible.
They have their own blessing field "Chaos Rainbow", which can devour everything they touch.
Anyone who is contaminated by this law will have their thinking cleansed, their aesthetics refreshed, their gender changed, and their souls transformed towards the direction of the Rainbow Envoy. They will be willing to commit suicide for the Rainbow faith.
The thinking of the creatures brainwashed by the Chaos Rainbow will be completely reversed. Under this influence, even their relatives, even their fathers and mothers, will become enemies in their eyes.
This degree of brainwashing is more terrible than the book.
It is said that the son of the vampire Count Dracula, the richest man in the Chaos Walled City, was affected by the law of the Chaos Rainbow Envoy.
From that day on, Count Dracula hated the Rainbow Envoy especially.
A good tough guy, but he turned out to be a lesbian!
Looking at the mighty Rainbow team, the residents couldn't help but feel curious. Seeing the direction of the Rainbow's movement, it was actually heading straight towards the Earl's Territory. Could it be that they wanted to attack the Earl's Territory?
The Rainbow Envoy wanted to take them all?
Terrible.
The residents of the city were all excited when they thought of the chaotic scene. Chaos residents live on chaos. The greater the chaos, the more excited they are. The vampire Zibeng family fights against the Chaos Rainbow Group. This great chaos event is rare in the history of the entire Chaos Dynasty.
Who will win?
There are already casinos opening bets. Will the vampires defeat the Rainbow Group and suck all the transgender people in the outer city from now on, and the tyrannical chaos will squeeze everything.
Or will the Rainbow Group overwhelm the vampires, and from then on the vampires will be renamed "sucking ghosts", and the Rainbow will completely rule the Chaos City, and the chaos of Slaanesh will blaspheme everything?
No matter what the final result is, for these chaos spectators, tonight will definitely be very lively!
The residents are most concerned about one thing now, who is the behind-the-scenes pusher of the chaos tonight. This level of chaos can only be achieved by the reserve of the Chaos Councillors.
"Milton, you are a born." Doctor Centipede stared at Ansu with his pupils trembling. He called the latter's name, "I asked you to help, but you put our boss's xx into it! And you want to charge for it!"
"You are gathering people to make money." Doctor Centipede's mouth twitched slightly, "I will report you to the Chaos Finance Bureau."
"In the Chaos Kingdom, is gathering people to make money a crime?" Ansu was a little curious.
"Of course not." Doctor Centipede shook his head, "I want to report to the Finance Bureau that you did not pay taxes for gathering people to make money."
"That's great." Ansu smiled happily.
"Why is it so great?" Doctor Centipede was also a little curious.
"This way I can take the civil service exam." Ansu nodded, "I have the criminal records of three generations of direct relatives."
"That makes sense."
Doctor Centipede was crazy. The born in front of him was simply impeccable. He looked worriedly in the direction of the Earldom. The Chaos Rainbow was so terrifying. Although his boss had the rank of a demigod, could he really resist it?
"You just come to Chaos City to work."
"Mr. Centipede."
An Su also looked into the distance. He took a small stool and sat down. There was still some time before the end of work. He watched the performance with a smile, his eyes full of honest and innocent smiles.
"To be honest, all my cognitions are actually reversed now, so the meaning of "working" is also completely reversed in my eyes."
"Working is reversed?" Doctor Centipede stared, "What is that? What does it mean?"
"Literally. The word working is reversed."
An Su still had that innocent smile, the rosy dusk fell in front of him, the chaotic light reflected the city in front of him into different color blocks, the boy opened his arms towards the chaotic outer city,
"That is, attack."
"The final destination of the workers is to attack!"
"Working for the boss means attacking the boss!"
He smiled and said, "I will attack this city! I will burn this era to ashes!"
At this moment, Count Dracula realized that all this was no longer an illusion. He looked at the huge rainbow pressing in front of the door, and saw that everything was distorted by the rainbow field, and its concept and nature had changed;
At this moment, the servants working in the earldom have changed more or less. They are unable to stop the pollution of the rainbow, and their souls scream and degenerate crazily, turning into colorful colors. Even those who work on his farm The elves also turned into colorful black.
Even the dogs on the roadside have turned into rainbow dogs.
"Brother, something is wrong!"
Viscount Pigula, who was drinking from the old lady beside him, stood up. As Dracula's younger brother, he was just here to go through the exam. He originally thought he could pass it easily by drinking some juice at his cousin's house, but Unexpectedly, they were attacked by the Rainbow Messenger.
"Under the rainbow light, the blood in my hands changed its taste, from red wine to milk!"
Viscount Pigula showed a horrified look, even trembling a little, "Has it turned into his milk?"
Count Dracula frowned slightly. He never expected that the Rainbow Realm would reach such a realm, reaching an abstract conceptual realm.
Although he has a grudge against the Messenger of Chaos, the election of the Chaos Councilors is approaching, and Count Dracula is really unwilling to cause further trouble.
Perhaps these messengers of chaos are just visiting the house and have no ill intentions.
"Dracula, hand me over to my sister!"
"hurry up!"
Damn it, he is full of malice!
The leader of the Rainbow Elf shouted in a muffled voice. Wearing a rainbow flag around her waist, she was the leader of the outer city mission, Ansu's first patient, the leader of the mission who captured Arthur and Liszt, and was at the pinnacle of saints.
In addition, it was she——
Let Dracula's son abandon his original surname of 'Dracula' and become the chaotic genius who shocked the past and present and assassinated his father: Dracula.
Her name is unknown, her gender unknown, her existence is darkness itself, the rainbow itself, she is a god, the queen of forbidden magic, she is the leader of Draculaara,
But unlike Draculaara, this gentleman lacks one more virtue than Draculaara.
People call her by her title, Gulala.
The Queen of Magic, the God of Magic, and the Darkness of Magic, combined together, Gulala’s god-given title is ‘Gulala God of Darkness’!
And because they pride themselves on their high-end aesthetics, they often refer to themselves as fairies. They practice magic and act as fairies, and they are the legendary little magic fairies.
Gu Lala's race is actually a fairy. What a fairy, with strong muscles and a height of eight feet, with long golden hair on her temples. She also wears heavy makeup and pretends to be coquettish. If the judges of the Chaos Legislator are monsters, then she is the queen of cross-dressing. monster.
At this time, the adult looked at Dracula on the castle with a charming smile and coquettishly.
She had already seen through Count Dracula's despicable tricks and just fell into this trap on purpose.
It was self-evident that he deliberately asked the hospital doctor to lock them fairies and set the biological password to his own.
It's ridiculous that Fang Ze, who looks so ugly, still wants to kiss fairies like them.
Gu Lala looked at Count Dracula, her eyes swept away from his tough facial lines like an ancient Greek statue, pure white vampire standard skin, and dark black flowing long hair, and then smiled coldly, his face shape was Internet celebrities’ melon-seed faces are not as deep as their high-end pie faces, their white skin is not as far away as their colorful black skin, and their hairstyles are boring and not explosive at all.
Not to mention the lack of tongue nails on the tongue, which are fatal flaws.
Although this vampire can barely be called the richest man in the outer city, and his title can be called the Lord of the Holy City, his appearance is too low-level, and he can't compare with his stunning appearance.
In the past, Gu Lala would not even look at Count Dracula.
But the past few days have been the days of chaotic parliamentary elections. If Gulara wants to go further and become the lower house of the outer city, she needs the financial support of Count Dracula, so she deliberately fell into the cheap trick and locked her own He opened the door and lowered his status to bless him with this honor.
To be able to sleep with such a beautiful fairy like myself, such an ugly old white vampire would definitely feel grateful and honored.
If she marries him smoothly, uses the Law of Chaos to directly divide half of the property, and then reports on a strong person in marriage and a set of silky tricks, the position of parliamentarian is already in her pocket.
She blinked her colorful eyes, pointed her fluffy fingers on her red lips, and blew a kiss to Count Dracula.
It was once mentioned that blowing a kiss is a vampire's hunting benefit, which means that I will accept your life and blood.
Count Dracula suddenly broke the wine glass in his hand. This is unreasonable, unreasonable.
How dare you come to provoke me! At this moment, retreating can no longer solve the problem, only fighting!
Even if the opposite person is a high-ranking person respected by the whole world,
Even if their family will be devastated by this,
Even if he will be expelled from the Chaos Holy City, even if he will die today,
Even so, there is no other choice but to fight!
Not just for the children he left behind,
It’s for the millions of children around the world.
If the Rainbow Messenger continues to wreak havoc, where will Count Dracula find blood suckers?
At this moment, the only option is to fight!
But they saw the sky turn red instantly, and the crimson dusk smeared blood on every wall of the mansion. The citizens watching from a distance all cheered. Count Dracula took action. He broke the silence for ten years and took action against the Rainbow Apostle. Got it!
"I'm here to mess with your whole family!"
The blood cloud rolled back and crushed down. Count Dracula no longer restrained his demigod aura, and the fearful blood-sucking pressure instantly occupied the entire sky. All creatures lowered their heads, not daring to fight with the bloody light. Looking at each other, if they don't do this, a tube of blood will be sucked out later, and the entire scalp will be sucked into dried beans even later.
Endless blood is gathering towards Count Dracula,
Its source is apparently the residence built by Dracula for free for illegal immigrants in the slums.
Because it was given free of charge, many demon cicadas and colonists also used it to despise the human empire and promote the perfect social welfare of the Holy City - little did they know that all the gifts given by fate had already been secretly marked with prices.
Every immigrant living here must have at least three tubes of blood drawn every day, which is euphemistically called a medical examination.
And when the nobles are in need, this number will skyrocket!
For example, now, in just a few seconds, Count Dracula has drained a street of the blood of colonists and demons.
After smoking it, Count Dracula looked bitter, and he felt his stomach was churning with nausea. It was the smell of tattered socks made by rotten insects that had been soaked in wine for three years and finally fermented and became sour.
"Okay!" Ansu cheered and applauded his boss for his endurance, "You dare to suck this blood, you are worthy of being a legendary vampire noble, worthy of being Count Dracula! Who can stop such a vampire! No one can stop me!"
Seeing how brave his brother was, even Viscount Pigula showed admiration. Even he found the smell of the public knowledge smelly, and his brother could actually inhale it.
"Brother, I'm here to help you." Viscount Pigula drank the milk in the cup and rose in rank instantly.
He was also willing to go all out. As the leader of the new generation of vampire aristocrats, Viscount Pigula was very knowledgeable about blood-sucking.
The old saying goes well, as the saying goes: equal to ten drops of blood!
So for vampires, the most efficient thing is never to suck blood.
If he could siphon off all the money from virgins in the city, his aristocratic rank might not be lower than that of Count Dracula.
"This is a fateful battle between me and the Chaos Messenger. Please step back first."
Count Dracula said without looking back,
"There must be someone behind this. This person is your opponent. Find him and kill him."
"Chaos City must not keep him." Count Dracula squinted his eyes, "There can be no surprises in the parliamentary election in three days."
Looking at the overwhelming rainbow, he pulled away without hesitation, and the bloody blade in his hand danced from the group of monsters. Except for the saints such as Apostle Gurala, the rest of the lower-ranking rainbow-colored heads flew into the sky, and they were brainwashed. Sending accusations in the air,
"Why don't you suck our blood and chop off our heads!"
"We can't stink worse than colonizers!"
They cursed angrily,
"You're sexist!"