Chapter 174: Deeply Trapped
Two days before the business trip, the system has already started to actively prepare for the first "trip" of the system life.
"What are you doing!"
Cao Shen, who was writing code, turned his head and saw the system with a mask mud, and was shocked.
[I'm going out, do skin care...]
"Is this useful for you?" I can't use medicine, can you use a mask? It's unfair!
[It's useless...]
"Then why are you applying this!"
[Life should have a sense of ritual]
The mud applied by the system is almost dry and it's inconvenient to speak. It falls off when you move, and it hums with its mouth moving.
Cao Shen:...
Ding Dong!
The courier came to the door, and the system ran to receive the goods in slippers.
Cao Shen looked back and saw, damn, how much did this stuff buy!
Five couriers came to move the boxes, filling the door.
The system squatted by the door and was very skilled in unpacking.
"What are all the big and small bags you bought!" Cao Shen came over and helped move the boxes.
[Cleanser, toner, essence, lotion, day cream, sunscreen...]
"No, you just put on a mask for a ritual, these are useless to you, why buy so many!"
[Be a delicate pig girl! ]
Yes, the system has been brainwashed.
"No, you want to buy something delicate, but what's the point of buying so many of them?"
[10% off for one, 20% off for two, 30% off for three, 40% off for four! ]
"What's the point of all these peanuts, nuts, and melon seeds? I don't eat snacks, and you don't eat them either?"
[Buy 299 and get 100 off, buy 599 and get 200 off]
"What about the humidifier and dryer!"
[Buy 1199 and get 500 off! ]
"Wait, what are you buying sanitary napkins for! Can you still use them?"
[Oh, this pops up when checking out the shopping cart, a limited-time discount of 3.47% off! 】
Cao Shen looked at the pile of things, leaning against the door with his arms folded:
"System, are you short of money?"
The system was busy unpacking the package and said without raising its head:
[No, we have to be frugal in life]
"Ha, ha!
So, when you, who are frugal, open the e-commerce app, what do you want to buy at first?"
The system, which was still unpacking the package, raised its head:
[I want to buy some wet wipes]
The system, which finally reacted, froze instantly:
[I...]
Cao Shen shook his head and left the system with his back:
"As a system, you are so deeply trapped in the consumerist trap of humans.
This time, you have been designed by humans again.
Alas,
Don't you feel that you have lost the system? As a host, I want to change the system for the ten thousandth time!"
[I...]
The system is ashamed!
As a system, a system!
I was fooled by humans!
Looking at the pile of things on the ground, this is simply evidence of his stupidity...
"You bought it yourself, you have to use it up until the end of time!"
The system pointed at the sanitary napkin:
[Then, this...]
Cao Shen glanced at it:
"Find a way yourself!"
The system:
The only mother in our family is the little princess...
Catching up with Cao Shen in a few steps:
[Host, do you want to have a relationship or something? ]
Cao Shen: "Get lost!"
The system had no choice but to move all these things into its room with tears in its eyes, and the mask on its face fell off.
After a while, Cao Shen thought the system had gone to face the wall.
Seeing her running to her room again.
"Why are you going to my room!"
[I'm taking some clothes, I'm preparing my luggage for the trip]
"It's just one day, at most two days, what's there to prepare."
The system lowered its head, pinched the corners of the clothes with both hands, and muttered softly:
[Exquisite pig...]
Cao Shen was about to say, those are my clothes.
Looking down at the system's big T-shirt, uh, the system hasn't bought her any equipment since she was "born".
This outfit is fine as pajamas at home, but if she goes out, she doesn't even have shoes.
Suddenly I remembered that the last time the system went out, it was because she was kidnapped because she was dressed too...
Touching the base of his ears, he said to the system:
"Why don't you go buy some clothes yourself? It's not right to always wear my clothes."
[Really! You want to go shopping with me! Now? ]
The system rushed over excitedly, looking up with a happy face.
"Go by yourself, you are so old, can you still get lost?"
[No, let's go together!
We must go together, go, host!
Together, together! ]
Since the system was "abducted" last time, it has had a huge psychological shadow.
Humans are so treacherous!
It's too dangerous for such a simple, kind and lovely system like me to go out!
Cao Shen touched his chin and thought about it. Last time, he also wanted to buy clothes, but he didn't buy them.
I touched the T-shirt on my body. It still belonged to the original owner.
The original owner's stuff was not of good quality. Although it was wearable, it was pilling and uncomfortable to wear.
And the collar was seriously deformed. It was very painful.
So I nodded to the system and said:
"Okay, let's go.
But let me make it clear first. I am shopping with you with my life.
First, you are not allowed to shop for everything and waste time.
Second, you must do a good job in the after-sales service of smart warehousing. You must meet all my needs."
Thinking about the equipment in the entire warehouse, Cao Shen laughed three times in his heart.
[Hmm, hmm, hmm! ] The system nodded like a chicken:
[It must be! It must be! Host, you are the best! ] You finally behaved like a human being!
What the system doesn’t know now is that Cao Shen’s smart warehouse is a big pit!
With the lesson from last time, Cao Shen went out in a low profile this time.
All the security guards changed into casual clothes and followed from a distance.
He also put on a baseball cap and tried to lower it to cover his eyebrows.
As for the mall, he chose SKK. Although it was a bit far, it was fortunate that it was not the peak period of the road.
The key is that there is a Cantonese restaurant "Mingji Restaurant" here.
This restaurant is very famous. Cao Shen wanted to eat here last time.
This time, with the shadow of "Maoxuewang", he wanted to eat something light to "detoxify" himself!
"This customer, I'm really sorry, we really don't have your number here."
The clerk looked at the system with a very friendly attitude and said, God knows how much he wants to make money from this little girl!
Look, this little girl is out shopping, and several "brothers" are following her.
And the brothers are so pleasing to the eye, especially the one with a baseball cap, who can simply turn people gay!
Oh, no, I'm gay!
This is the kind of "group pet" in novels, right! You can tell at a glance that you can spend a lot.
What a pity, beating my chest and stamping my feet!
The company's own brand does have children's clothing, but the global sales are not very good, so there is no children's clothing department in Beiji.
My heart is bleeding...
This is the tenth time the system has heard this sentence.
She was originally happy to go shopping today.
On weekdays, she processes a lot of pictures, and she has been envious of so many beautiful clothes. I have spent a lot of calculations to imagine myself wearing them.
As a result, the blow of reality is so painful!
No number! No number!
Looking at Cao Shen, he looked aggrieved. I said I would not upgrade at the beginning, but you insisted that I upgrade.
Now, look at me! Look at me! I can't even buy clothes.
Cao Shen stood by, with his hands behind his back, and said:
"I told you to go to the children's clothing department.
You didn't believe it, so you have given up now."
The system touched its chest:
[There is nothing more sad than a dead heart! Let's go to the children's clothing department]
Cao Shen sat on the sofa in the children's clothing store, waiting for the system to try on clothes:
"Hurry up, are you ready?"
The system in the fitting room:
[Host, come in quickly, come in and save me! ]
The system's voice was muffled and intermittent.