Chapter 453 Like Daddy!

"Beauty's head, beauty's body, cut into two pieces and separate them;"

"The body rots in the pond, and the head is wrapped up and kicked like a ball..."

The tender and lovely voices of children echoed in the village, along the dirt road all the way east.

Ma Sishou, who was smoking a dry pipe and basking in the sun, heard Hu Zi's singing from a long distance.

But he did not speak in a hurry,

but took off the straw hat on his head, put it on his face, and pretended to sleep.

The little boy Hu Zi walked up to him, looked around at the other idle villagers, and finally fell on Ma Sishou.

Seeing that the other party's face was covered with a straw hat, and then glanced at the pipe in his hand, he immediately smiled and walked forward.

He took off his pants and held the gun with both hands ready to shoot.

Ma Sishou realized something was wrong and quickly pulled back the pipe, which was lucky enough to avoid a bubble of boy's urine.

"You little bastard, you want to pee in my pipe again!"

Ma Sishou was about to hit him, but when he saw Hu Zi turned his gun around and was about to pee on the bag on the ground, he quickly begged for mercy:

"Oh my dear, please stop using your magic power."

While snatching the bag, he also patiently reminded him:

"Don't water it. It will be ruined if it gets stained with boy's urine!"

"If we can't do business, we can only send it to the date garden as fertilizer for the date trees..."

Hu Zi heard this and immediately looked like a general who had won a battle.

He pointed the gun at the wall and said proudly:

"I don't care whether you do business or make fertilizer. It's the same to me. It's all about a piece of candy!"

"Old Ma, you are messing around. It's better to send it to the date garden as fertilizer."

"My dear, don't say that." Ma Sishou touched the bundle back and forth while explaining:

"The price here is much different! With a good ghost marriage, your father can pocket 30,000 yuan!"

"30,000 yuan, how many pieces of candy are you?"

Hu Zi heard this and immediately counted on his fingers.

But when he found that he could only count to 20 with his toes, he gave up decisively:

"Anyway, I only have one piece of candy. No matter how I count, it won't be more. Why bother with that!"

He pretended to be smart, which made the villagers around laugh.

Ma Sishou seemed to be in a good mood because of the excellent appearance of the head in the bundle, and he was in high spirits, and continued to tease the little boy:

"Hey, you are lazy now, what will you do when you grow up and can't figure out your father's property?"

"If not, you can ask me, Uncle Ma, to help you? Hahaha..."

Hearing this, Hu Zi frowned and thought seriously for a while, then waved his little hand and said proudly:

"I don't need you to help me! When I grow up, the village chief will assign me a conch girl!"

"When the time comes, I will let the conch girl figure out all the accounts I can't figure out!"

The villagers around were amused by this remark.

"Hey, did everyone hear what the kid said?"

"This clever little guy is really tight!"

"A little butt that hasn't even grown all its hair yet is already thinking about getting a wife, hahaha..."

"Hey Hu Zi, aren't you afraid that your conch girl will figure out your property and run away with the money back to the conch pond?"

"Yes, the pond is deep, and once the conch girl runs back, she can never be caught again..."

Hu Zi pulled off the tiger hat on his head, scratched his scalp, and smiled embarrassedly:

" It's really scary... But I can lock up my Conch Girl like my father locked up my mother. "

"Lock up the Conch Girl in a dark room and let her count!"

"That way you don't have to worry about her running away..."

"Hey, you're so ruthless, just like your father!" Ma Sishou pinched Hu Zi's little face lovingly and got up from the recliner:

"I have to deal with this thing first. Be good and follow me, I'll give you candy!"

After that, without waiting for Hu Zi, he turned around and walked towards the cave.

Under the sun, the shadow behind the little boy swayed,

At a certain moment, he didn't look like a boy.

...

Pan Xiaoxiao walked on the dirt road in the village, constantly checking the strategy provided by Lu Li.

Probably because she ate too many dates, Pan Xiaoxiao, whose consciousness was gradually drowsy, could no longer distinguish the correct direction to move forward.

After she had activated her innate ability for the countless times to try to clear her brain,

the woman realized desperately that she had lost her way.

"It really won't work without Alyssa..."

Pan Xiaoxiao forced a bitter smile on her face and slumped down on the ground.

She didn't regret it.

Because she had anticipated the situation before she rushed to eat the dates.

It was originally a choice between three deaths and one death.

If she died, her master and China's hope would be saved.

It was worth it!

But what made Pan Xiaoxiao feel a little helpless was that

she thought she could face death calmly.

But she never thought that

when it really came, she couldn't help but feel fear in her heart.

"If I could, I really wouldn't be willing to die like this..." Pan Xiaoxiao panted and told her last words.

"I finally completed the task, finally found a man who suited my taste, and finally got closer to him."

"It's been less than a day, and I'm going to die."

"I really can't be willing..."

"If I can choose, I really want to die in Lu Li's arms."

"Really, I didn't even give my first kiss before I died..."

Pan Xiaoxiao felt as if her eyelids were filled with lead and couldn't help but close them.

But at the moment of unconsciousness, she heard a clear and obscene voice ringing beside her ear.

"It's a pity that I didn't bring a camera, otherwise I could record this affectionate confession and tease Brother Li..."

Pan Xiaoxiao: "???"

At the same time.

Lu Li sneezed twice, holding the mobile phone he had just found.

He sniffed and muttered to himself:

"Xing Anlin, I can hear what you are thinking..."

"Pan Xiaoxiao fainted on the road. Fortunately, I took precautions and asked you to spread out in the village in advance..."

"Take her to the village doctor quickly. If you delay for too long, she will never wake up."

"Okay, okay, I know she is confessing her love..."

"Hurry up, I have asked Heisha to move towards you. If you show up directly, she will cover you in secret."

"Hey, I am talking to you, don't pretend you didn't hear me." The village chief saw Lu Li suddenly not moving, mumbling something, and raised his voice and shouted.

However, even if he shouted, the village chief still did not dare to act rashly.

Because the young man opposite had a black iron halberd with a cold light in his hand,

which was now horizontally pointed at his face with one hand.

He did not attack and hurt anyone,

and they just confronted each other in an unclear way, and it was unknown when it would end.

Lu Li glanced at the village chief, called up the data panel, and took a photo of his phone.

On the phone screen was a text message editing window with a line of unclear rules:

[Village chief is one of the important professions in Luofu Village, and develops the village's economic source. It is not that the village chief must manage Hailuotan, but that he can become the village chief only if he manages Hailuotan. 】

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