Chapter 504 What Bad Intentions Could a Kitten Have?
"Stop talking nonsense! Drink it quickly, meow!"
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The angry Haiyuan Miao bared her teeth and claws at Xie Wen.
Okay, okay, if you can't sneak attack, let's force him to do it, right?
Xie Wen rolled his eyes speechlessly, and used his free hand to firmly control the black-bellied little fur cat in front of him that wanted to rush forward. Just when he was about to say something, he suddenly felt something. He quickly turned his head and looked over...
"..."
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Kelimiao, who didn't expect Xie Wen to turn around suddenly, was startled at first, then blinked her eyes, raised a small paw and made a fist to cheer up.
"Brother Xie Wen, come on, meow!"
Xie Wen: "..."
Don’t think I didn’t see the expectant look in your eyes just now!
"So, what is in this? If you don't say anything, I will pour it directly into your mouth. Anyway, I also secretly drank alcohol when I was a child."
Xie Wen grabbed the back of Haiyuan Miao's neck, pulled the little fur cat, which had been subdued and still refused to admit defeat, in front of him, and asked in a pretentious manner.
"snort!"
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Haibara Nyan, who had been caught on the "life gate", became a little more honest. She started with the usual hum, and then replied with a proud face: "Of course I made it with the special mushrooms on Nine Snake Island. Potion Meow!”
Seeing that Xie Wen's expression suddenly changed, and he obviously wanted to pour the wine in his hand into his mouth, the little cat quickly explained: "It's not a trial type, the environment on the island is not suitable for research , so to put it bluntly, it’s just some extracts... Anyway, you’ve given me medicine tests before, so it’s not a big deal if you take a sip!”
The little scumbag raised his head confidently when he spoke later.
"That's pretty much it..."
Xie Wen felt relieved when he heard that it was not the kind of trial-made potion that tasted terrible, but he quickly realized what was happening.
"Even if it's not a trial model!"
He was willing to cooperate with the drug test before, because drug intoxication was originally one of the monster hunter's tactics, and those potions were needed to enhance his strength.
And there were no pirates that happened to bump into me at the time, so I couldn't let other cats test the medicine.
But what are the mushrooms on Nine Snake Island?
But then I thought again...
Mushrooms in Monster Hunting are indeed the main raw materials for many potions. As for the mushrooms on Nine Snakes Island, although Xie Wen only remembers the one that makes people's bodies covered with mushrooms, if they are not collected properly, they are really suitable for making Monster Hunting potions. of.
Of course, judging from the reactions of the two little fur cats, Haibara Meow and Keli Meow, the one in the wine bowl is definitely not the one.
But it shouldn’t be the mushroom that makes people covered with mushrooms. Although it looks interesting in the comics, if Luffy hadn’t happened to meet someone from the Nine Snakes, he would have died on that thing. Haibara Meowpi Guipi, I still wouldn’t give such dangerous things to myself casually…
The most important thing is that Kelimiao also participated, probably as something to embarrass herself.
Xie Wen knew a lot about his cats, and he quickly guessed that they were inseparable.
Therefore, Canglanxing is not an idiot, he is just not very good at certain aspects.
After Haiyuan Meow was suppressed by Xie Wen, he simply smashed the jar and directly revealed the answer: "Actually, it's just an extract of the Crying Mushroom added. Keli wants to see you cry, Meow."
"Meow!"
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Kelimiao, who was pretending to be a good cat, opened her eyes wide and looked at Sister Ai who suddenly "betrayed" her with disbelief.
"That's not the case, Meow!" Keli Meow pointed at Haiyuan Meow and counterattacked: "It was obviously Sister Xiaoai's idea, Meow!"
In fact, Xie Wen could guess who the mastermind was without her having to say anything.
The pranks played by little puppets are not so complicated, and many of the so-called pranks are actually quite cute...
For example, draw a cat's beard on the sleeping Cang Lanxing's face.
The pranks played by Haibara Meow are different. When the thoughtful little cat tries to trick him, he always puts one ring inside the other. Besides, when it comes to drugging himself, who else can do it but this little scumbag? ? !
Xie Wen rubbed his chin subconsciously, feeling vaguely that something was wrong.
"Hmph~ Just tell me if you want to see Meow?"
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Haiyuan Miao, who was still lifted in mid-air by Xie Wen, crossed her arms and asked calmly.
"Well... Keli just wants to see Brother Xie Wen cry..."
The little puppet admitted this, but then she defended herself: "That was also the cat you used to seduce Keli, sister Xiao Ai!"
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"Obviously I was the one who started it, but you just came all over yourself..."
Haibara Meow continued to backstab Keli Meow with a calm expression, "And wasn't it your idea to let Sister Cuixiang persuade you to drink?"
I’ll just say it!
Only then did Xie Wen realize what was wrong...
The prank method this time was too crude, and it didn't look like Haibara's handiwork. If it was Kelimya's idea, it would be reasonable.
"That's because... that's because... uh... Keli... uh..."
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The little puppet was suddenly at a loss for words. After his eyes wandered for a while, he simply stopped arguing with Haibara Miao, the bad sister, and jumped directly below her, waving the cat fist at her while jumping around.
"Sister Ai, you've tricked Klee again! Klee is angry, meow!"
"Hmph! I'm just telling the truth. It doesn't make sense that we played a prank together, but I'm the only one who got caught, meow!"
And Huiyuan Meow kicked the cat's legs in retaliation, and the two little cats, who were originally on the same front, turned against each other.
Xie Wen decisively put Huiyuan Meow down and moved to the side, leaving an area for the two little cats to be able to move more freely...
By the way, he was also avoiding being accidentally injured.
After all, he, the Blue Star, had experienced this kind of fight between little cats, and most of the attacks ended up falling on him.
But this time, the two little cats should have really "fallen out", and they didn't hit Xie Wen as usual, but you grabbed my ears and I bit your tail, and rolled on the deck.
The two little cats were fighting here. Like Xie Wen, the other members of the investigation team also watched the excitement with great interest. Even Hua Mei Miao had no intention of stopping them.
The three Boa sisters were worried at first, but when they saw that the others and the cats were calm, they joined the crowd watching the excitement.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Klee and Ai's punches and kicks are actually quite good."
Xie Wen held a big bone in his hand and commented while chewing it.
It was rare that these little bastards did not unite against him. This kind of good show was not common. If he was not afraid of teaching the children bad things, he would even want to open a bet to bet on the victory of the two cats.
Just as he was watching the cats fighting with gloating, a furry paw touched his arm.
"Such a wonderful scene, why don't you come and have a drink, meow?"
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That's right! Dang Fu Da Bai!
Xie Wen slapped his thigh and took the familiar wine bowl...
"Oops!!!"
After tilting his head back and drinking the wine in it, the stupid Cang Lanxing finally came to his senses.
Immediately afterwards, an inexplicable sadness surged into his heart, Xie Wen's nose was sore, and tears rushed out of his eyes like a faucet.
Before his vision was blurred by tears, he saw that the two little cats who were fighting had stopped at some point and were clapping each other with smiles on their faces.
"...I was careless!!!"