Chapter 430: The King of Tricks Arrives

On a morning where the wind was not calm and the sun was not beautiful, but it was an ordinary morning on the Grand Route, Blue Star had just finished a sparring session with Nyajuro, Suixiang, and other fighting cats.

Before he could sheathe the fresh sword Bai Nagi, Kelimiao rushed over at a trot and jumped up three or four meters away from Xie Wen.

"Brother Xie Wen, that Zuowu has changed his direction again, meow!"

(=＞ω＜=)

Keli meow flew into Xie Wen's arms, and after having a good time with her little head, she wrinkled her little nose and muttered: "It keeps changing like this, when can we see it again?" That huge elephant?”

Just when Xie Wen caught Keli Meow, Dudu also climbed onto Xie Wen's head from behind on hands and feet.

[Yes, yes, I have changed the direction twelve times during this time, meow! 】

Duduhao patted Xie Wen's head with his little paws while complaining in agreement with Kelimiao.

"There's nothing I can do about it," Xie Wen rubbed Kelimiao's little head, then pinched Dudu's pads, and said helplessly: "The elephant owner has been doing nothing since hundreds of years ago. Moving aimlessly, never stopping to rest.”

"Why is this meow?"

(=ω=)

Kelimiao raised her head in confusion, "Isn't it tired?"

"Who knows, it's better to wait until you encounter it in the future, Keli, you can ask it yourself."

Xie Wen could probably remember whether the elephant owner didn't rest because of the agreement with Joyboy or because of punishment, but he didn't know the specific reason.

As for whether Keli Meow can communicate with the elephant owner...

According to the plot in the manga, it is reasonable to speculate that at least Shirahoshi, who is the same "king" as Luffy, should be able to communicate with the Elephant Master, and there is still a possibility that Kelimya, who has similar knowledge and color to her, can communicate with the Elephant Master. …

At worst, let Shirahoshi tell the story.

Moreover, the "Neptune Translator" produced by Meowya and Haibara Meow has been able to convert ordinary language into the wave band used by Shirahoshi and the Neptunes to communicate. However, currently, that thing can only "output" and cannot "Input", so Xie Wen and the others couldn't figure out whether the "translated" language was accurate.

Anyway, in the latest related experiment, the few attracted Neptunes looked very angry. If Shirahoshi hadn't been there, they would probably have been killed by Sanji.

Plan D, which Xie Wen had not been able to use before, was actually to use this thing to attract the nearby Neptunes and let them help entangle Kaido. However, Xie Wen was not sure if he really summoned the Neptunes. Will they attack themselves as well?

Hmm... As expected, it's better not to experiment on the elephant owner.

Recalling the comic strip in which the Elephant Master whipped Jack away with just one blow of his nose, Xie Wen thought it would be better to play it safe.

"Okay then..." The little puppet pouted, and soon became happy again, "Kelly wants to hear a story, meow!"

(=`=)

"Boss Xie Wen, do you want to tell a story?"

As soon as Shirahoshi heard that there was a story to listen to, he came over after smelling it.

Nyajuro, who originally planned to go back to the quiet room to sit in sword meditation, made a 180-degree turn and sat next to Xie Wen in a standard cat squatting posture.

"This time we are still talking about "The Pillar Destroyer Blade", nya?"

The little black cat flicked its tail and asked expectantly.

(=ω=)

Link's cat next to him also showed the same expectant expression.

Cuixiang Miao, on the other hand, hugged her own wine gourd, rolled directly to Xie Wen's side, then leaned against him in an awkward position, and took a big gulp of wine.

"Ha——!" The little drunk cat exhaled the smell of alcohol for a long time, then rubbed his head against Xie Wen, "Although I also like the fighting story "The Blade of Pillar Destroyer", but you always tell it A story about wine?”

Meowx also suggested: "There are already "Death" and "Pillar Destroyer" stories about slashing with a knife. It's time to tell a story about a gunfight, Meow!"

"Hmph! Which story is better about fighting and killing, but the story of "Little Kitten Bao Qingtian" is better!"

Haiyuan Meow climbed onto Xie Wen's shoulders, pulled his ears and made another request.

As soon as she finished speaking, the little puppet in Xie Wen's arms covered its ears, wrinkled its face and shouted: "Bao Heizi's story is too complicated, Keli can't understand meow..."

In fact, with Kelimiao's intelligence, it's not that she really doesn't understand. This naughty little girl just doesn't like to spend her brain thinking about more complicated issues while listening to stories.

"You just have to listen more if you don't understand, otherwise you will become as stupid as Xie Wen in the future, meow!"

"But, Sister Xiao Ai, you have been deceived more times by Brother Xie Wen, meow. If Brother Xie Wen is an idiot, then Sister Xiao Ai, you are a stupid fool who is even dumber than an idiot, Meow!"

＜(=`=)σ

Keli Miao put on the pose of "There is only one truth", put one hand on her hips and pointed at Haibara Miao with the other, and said loudly.

"I'll beat the ass of you little idiot first, Hua Miao!"

(=`Д=)

The angry Haiyuan cat jumped down from Xie Wen's shoulder and pounced on Kellie, who was held in his arms. The two kittens were fighting in Xie Wen's arms...

But most of their little paws fell on Xie Wen who was holding them.

Xie Wen: "..."

In order to prevent himself from further suffering, Xie Wen decisively separated them with a kitten in his hand.

The little puppet quickly settled down, but Haibara Nya hugged his arm and started chewing it harder than before.

Xie Wen: "..."

"Well...actually, I kind of want to hear Liu Maoxing's story, meow..."

At this time, Sanji Miao also spoke weakly from the side.

Bai Xing seemed to think that Xie Wen didn't have enough options, so he also whispered: "Boss Xie Wen hasn't finished telling the story about the trouble in heaven..."

Xie Wen looked at the sky speechlessly. Did he have dug so many holes?

Mainly, he didn't think too much when he told the story, he just told it when he thought it suited him. In addition, each cat liked different types of stories, so before he knew it, Xie Wen kept telling the story with a hammer and a stick. I told several stories...

Not finished yet!

After spending some time calming down the noisy cats, Xie Wen touched the Dudu lying on his head and said, "Why don't I tell you a story about ships?"

No need to worry if you have too many debts, no need to worry if you have too many lice. Anyway, there are already so many pitfalls, and Xie Wen doesn’t care about opening one more.

【Okay, okay, okay! 】

Although the ship spirit of Dudu had not appeared before, she had heard the stories Xie Wen told everyone. Originally, she had no special tendency, but now that she heard that it was related to ships, her feeling immediately changed. .

After the other cats looked at each other, they all stopped arguing and decided to take care of the "newly added" Dudu number.

Even Cuixiang Miao took a sip of wine unhappily, and then didn't say anything. She just stared at Xie Wen with resentful eyes.

"Uh... It's not suitable if there are children around. When you have free time, I will tell you a story about "Drunken Master". It involves drinking and fighting. You will definitely like it."

Xie Wen quickly promised Cuixiangmiao, and the little drunk cat became happy and handed Xie Wen a "bowl" of wine.

After drinking the wine handed over by Cuixiang Miao, Xie Wen said to Miaox who was already pouting: "The story I want to tell now involves a gun battle!"

As Meowx's mood turned cloudy, Xie Wen began to tell the cats the story of the "Transformers" that had been modified by him...