Chapter 351: Buying Life with Money
This sect master has been advising people in the sect to "control their mouths and open their legs!"
The meaning is that they should stop talking about this sect master getting fat again, otherwise this sect master will break their legs.
Later, someone told this sect master that the original text of this sentence is "control your mouths and open your legs!"
Is there any difference?
——Taken from the 6729th chapter of "My Diary" by Zhang Moshen, the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth
"Sit on you to death!"
This sentence is obviously quite lethal.
The man under him immediately stopped moving.
Neng Ge turned his hand down and patted the other person's cheek from his buttocks and said: "Boy, where did you come from? Tell us about the situation!"
In a moment, a voice came from under him: "I tell you, it's very dangerous for you to do this."
Neng Ge and others laughed out loud.
"Oh, you dare to threaten us!"
"Boy, I know you are from the Soul Sect. The Soul Sect is amazing!"
"Let you threaten, let you threaten!"
Neng Ge's buttocks tightened, and the magic energy rushed, and the iron buttocks magic skill!
Then he squatted on him twice.
"I'll let you eat your fart, I'll let you eat your fart!"
Neng Ge said loudly: "Let me tell you, we are all from the Heavenly Demon Sect, we are not afraid of your Soul Sect."
The follower followed: "The Moon Demon of your Soul Sect was killed by our Sect Master, you are nothing!"
Immediately, the unlucky guy below stopped talking.
Neng Ge continued to ask: "Answer the question properly. Where are you from?"
The unlucky guy below seemed to be completely honest.
He replied softly: "I'm from Dacheng County!"
Neng Ge frowned and said: "Still a sissy. Baldy, I'll let you play with it later."
The bald guy immediately blushed.
Neng Ge continued to ask: "Dacheng County, right? How is the war situation?"
The unlucky guy stammered and replied: "Damn it, the war situation is very good!"
Neng Ge immediately sat down hard a few more times.
"Lie to me again, lie again. The battle situation is good, do you really need to escape? Has the Yellow Spring Bone Demon collapsed?"
The unlucky guy was silent for a long time, and then he said: "You guessed it!"
Hearing this, Neng Ge and others laughed out loud.
"I knew that the Yellow Spring Bone Demon was not good enough!"
"You are still pretending to be awesome in the newspapers every day, bah, you are far inferior to our sect leader."
"I heard that the Yellow Spring Bone Demon's strength is not as good as the Moon Demon, it is normal for him to lose."
"That's right, I can see at a glance that the Yellow Spring Bone Demon is a fool. He is not qualified to fight with wits!"
"He lost so quickly, it's really lame!"
Several people complained.
The unlucky guy below seemed a little angry, and said sternly: "You are going too far, what do you want!"
Neng Ge said loudly: "Of course I want your life!"
When the unlucky guy heard this, he immediately became timid.
After a long silence, he replied, "I just asked casually. This is it. I'll give you money, and you let me go, okay?"
"Money? Do you have a lot of money?"
Neng Ge laughed out loud. The follower beside him said loudly, "We are short of money? You underestimate us too much."
The unlucky guy quickly said, "One thousand taels!"
The follower's face froze on the spot.
"How much? You want to bribe us with one thousand taels? That's ridiculous!"
Neng Ge said with disdain.
"Ten thousand taels!"
The unlucky guy said again.
This time, Neng Ge also widened his eyes, and the people around him took a breath.
Ten thousand taels!
The Sect Master only spent ten taels to buy a spiritual treasure. How many spiritual treasures does this have to be!
Think about it again, it's enough to buy the Sect Master ten pairs of pants!
Seeing that Neng Ge and the others didn't move, the unlucky guy said again: "Fifty thousand taels. This is all the money I have now. If you don't want it, forget it!"
When Neng Ge heard the fifty thousand taels, he immediately swallowed his saliva.
This amount can cover the master's underwear for a month, and it has to be changed frequently.
Immediately, Neng Ge hurriedly stood up, and the others helped the unlucky guy up with enthusiasm.
"Oh, oh, it seems that he is a rich man!"
"Come on, come on, give the big guy some water."
"Big guy, are you okay? I'll flick the ashes for you!"
Neng Ge and the others smiled like flowers, but some people were like chrysanthemums and flowers, and some were like popcorn.
The unlucky guy took a few deep breaths. It was really smelly down there just now. He didn't know whether it was the ground that smelled or his butt that smelled.
Finally calming down, the unlucky guy said: "They can give you money, but you have to let them go."
Neng Ge patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, don't worry. We are the most trustworthy!"
"Yes, I guarantee it with the reputation of the sect master!"
"I guarantee it with the head of the sect master!"
"I guarantee it with the life of the sect master!"
"I guarantee it with the life of the sect master...what does the sect master have left?"
The unlucky guy watched several people unceremoniously carry the sect master out and "cut him into pieces", and felt that the Tianmo Sect had a deep foundation.
Such a demon cultivator would have died eight hundred times in the Soul Sect.
If the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be wavy!
The unlucky guy shook his head and said: "Damn it, I don't believe what you said. In this way, people will scatter money while walking, and when they have finished scattering, they will call you, and then you can pick it up. Otherwise, they will destroy all the money and not give it to you!"
Neng Ge and others looked at each other, and then gathered together to discuss.
"Can it work?"
"Why not? I'm almost broke, brother!"
"The monthly salary from the sect is not enough to play a few times. If you don't take advantage of the money, it's not cool enough!"
"Don't worry, the sect will forgive us after seeing how hard we are."
"Brother Neng, don't worry, no one will report us, we will die together!"
Brother Neng nodded, and the others followed suit.
"Okay, don't worry, as long as you keep your word, we will definitely keep it!"
Brother Neng patted his chest again, and this time he might have patted it a little too hard, so he coughed a few times.
The unlucky guy nodded, then stepped back first, and after pulling away for a distance, he immediately threw a large piece of gold on the ground.
This piece of gold alone is worth hundreds of taels.
Brother Neng and others looked at each other with fiery eyes, and whispered: "It seems that there is a treasure hiding something, but I don't know if it recognizes the owner."
"It's hard to say, let's not gamble, it would be a pity if it is really destroyed!"
"That's right, that's right."
Several people watched the unlucky guy throwing all the way and going away. He yawned out of boredom.
Suddenly, at this moment, Brother Neng suddenly saw a light flashing next to him.
"Hey, is there a light over there?"
The other demon cultivators turned their heads and immediately exclaimed: "Really!"
"Gemstone, the sect master has sent a letter!"
"Fuck! Hurry!"
The few people who reacted rushed to the buried gemstone.
The unlucky guy also stopped and looked at their actions in confusion.
What are they doing? Don't they want the money anymore?
Just thinking about it, the next moment, the light came on and formed a phantom in the air.
A familiar figure suddenly caught everyone's eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey, where are the people? Where did everyone go?"