Chapter 174 Teaching Penny Kung Fu

It was almost night when Ron returned to Los Angeles. He looked at his watch and saw that it was almost Sheldon's meal time. There was absolutely no chance of an unexpected situation happening to his brother who was as precise as a machine.

Even Leonard was trained by him to start excreting at a fixed time.

But when he got home, something was still a little different. Just as he was wondering whose food would be better to grab today, the situation in the house surprised him.

Sheldon ate at the same time as usual, but the other three friends were missing. There were three untouched takeout boxes on the dining table, leaving only Penny to accompany him.

"Where are Leonard and the others?" Ron asked: "Have they finally been unable to bear your uprising? I have to say, well done."

"No, they were lured away by the new actress upstairs." Petunia said helplessly: "If you haven't eaten yet, you can come with us. Their food hasn't been touched yet. Today is my treat."

"It's really strange that you, who have always been a freeloader, would actually take the initiative to treat me one day?" Ron picked up a box of takeaways and started to cook.

"I can't believe they let her take advantage of her like this," Penny said angrily: "She made them follow her like dogs with just one word.

Ron, you know what? Just last week, she asked Howard to drive her all the way to Orange County to pick up a television. "

"If I remember correctly, you asked Leonard to do the same thing," Ron complained: "His and Sheldon's pants were even taken off by your ex-boyfriend."

Penny explained without blushing or heartbeat: "Ron, this is different in nature. Leonard and I are friends, and this girl is using them to live a comfortable life with her pretty face!

You took advantage of those simple and weak-willed men, auditioned for a mentally retarded TV show, and now you are still running wild on my territory! "

Ron rolled his eyes: "Don't you think the more you talk, the more you sound like your old self?"

He wanted to say this, but in the end he held back.

Penny may have had some intention of taking advantage of them at the beginning, but now it is indeed very different. She truly treats Leonard Sheldon as a friend.

"Ron, I remember that you agents seem to be very good at fighting, right? How is your fighting level?" Penny asked suddenly as she had no idea what she had in mind.

"It can be said that if there were no rejuvenation drugs to make a few damn old guys young, I can be said to be the best agent in the entire United States in hand-to-hand combat."

Ron, who was still competing with his boss, couldn't help but get excited when Penny asked him about his job.

Ron shook his head, I am not such a person, it must have been infected by Sherlock.

"Really? Can you teach me a few moves? The kind that can be learned quickly and are very useful." Penny showed a sign of movement: "Sheldon, do you want to learn two moves together?"

"Penny," Sheldon rolled his eyes: "If I wanted to learn, I would have learned it long ago. There is no need to wait until now."

"Okay," Petunia put down her lunch box, straightened her clothes, and said eagerly, "Can you do it now? Because you are too busy, and I don't know when I can see you again next time."

"Of course, no problem." Ron put down the box and wiped his mouth. He had almost finished eating.

This kind of Chinese food that Sheldon likes very much, for Ron's picky taste, means that he can eat it all, but he still prefers the original Chinese food in Chinatown.

"Let me start by saying that my fighting skills are not those commonly used by the military today, but the Chinese martial arts that I learned from the boxing gym in Chinatown when I was a child, which is called 'Kung Fu'."

Ron stood up. He didn't mind doing some exercise after a meal. Not to mention that strenuous exercise after a meal was not good for the body. For him, this amount of exercise was just a warm-up.

"Kung Fu? That's so cool!" Penny didn't know what she thought of, her eyes sparkled. Maybe she was thinking of the way she rode the freeloader who moved upstairs and beat her?

With Petunia's little thoughts, Ron, who had just been infected by Sherlock and had his IQ increased by 20%, didn't have to guess. He could just use his toes to figure out what she was going to do with Kung Fu~

"OK, first of all, you have to become a disciple of me, serve me tea, and call me master." Ron put on an air of immortality, but because of his Caucasian appearance, he looked a bit nondescript. How could he be reborn? Without rebirth, there is no way to learn the real skills that you dreamed of in your previous life.

"There is no black tea here. Can lemon tea be used?" Petunia quickly offered Ron a cup of tea.

Ron took a bite and found it was still sweet~

Forget it, it was just for fun, so Ron didn't care too much.

"The fighting technique I learned is called 'Mo Jia Quan' in Kung Fu. It is not the traditional Mo Jia Quan, but one that my master Mo Youqian created by putting together several martial arts routines. Boxing.”

"Among the disciples of my generation, the most powerful one is Senior Brother Black Tiger Afu, but he has been missing for a long time. There is also a senior brother named Tang Ren who is not very good at studying. He is now working as a private detective in Thailand. These people From now on, when I meet you, I will call them uncle, do you understand?"

"OK, I've remembered everything, can you teach me kung fu now?" Penny became more and more impatient.

"Of course," Ron put down the tea cup and stood up, assuming a fighting stance: "The first is this move, two dragons playing with beads!"

Ron's fingers were like swords, aiming straight for Penny's eyes, but he stopped just an inch in front of her eyes: "With this move, your opponent will lose his sight in the first blow."

"Uh..." Petunia was startled: "Are there any tricks that don't do so much damage? I don't want to go to jail for fighting with someone."

"How about you try this trick? Put your hands on my shoulders." Ron waited for Petunia to put her hands on him, then suddenly pulled his hands back from above, pushed Petunia's arms down, and immediately raised his hands again. He held it in the shape of a lotus flower and gave her chin a weak hold.

"This move is called Lotus Piao. If you move it correctly, you can knock people out in one go."

"That's it!" Penny's eyes lit up: "This is what I want to learn, the one that can't kill people, but can beat them very painfully."

Petunia followed Ron's example several times, and then she got it right: "Is there any other tricks? I want that little bitch to look good tomorrow!"

"Of course," Sheldon pricked up his ears nervously, while Ron automatically filtered out Penny's swear words and continued to fulfill his obligations as a good teacher.

"The next step is the cat's turn. Once you have mastered these basic moves, I will teach you my senior brother's original kick technique of falling from the sky, the crow flying on the plane..."