Chapter 142 On Sheldon’s Reproduction Method

"I'm back, my stupid brother, have you missed your dear brother~"

After spending a comfortable paradise vacation in Hawaii, Ron finally returned home, but the moment he opened the door, he realized something was wrong.

On the couch, four people, Rajesh, Penny, Howard and Leonard, were sitting neatly, looking in the direction of the kitchen with expressions on their faces. In the kitchen, Sheldon was standing with an unknown girl. Together.

The girl's eyes are full of affection.

Penny pushed Rajesh to the ground, cleared the space beside her and patted: "The audience is over here."

"Sorry, I haven't figured out the situation yet. What is the situation now?"

Ron was confused. Could it be that Sheldon's iron tree was finally blooming?

"That's Ramona, an intern at our school. She seems to be an admirer of Sheldon." Leonard kindly explained Ron's confusion: "Sheldon agreed to her invitation to have dinner together."

"At least this is a good start," Ron nodded: "I just hope there will be steak in her bag."

"Sorry I'm late, I was rushing to read the draft of your latest paper." Ramona said to Sheldon while taking out the food. Unfortunately, there was no steak as Ron wanted.

Sheldon continued to ignore the cluster of lightbulbs on the couch: "Did you like my footnote? Describing mirror symmetry as a metaphor for light playing tennis with itself."

"That's really interesting!" Ramona was trembling with excitement: "I have to say, the thought of you possibly introducing gravity into it makes me excited all over."

Sheldon said proudly: "This is the result my hypothesis wants."

"Okay, I know it's stupid to ask, but can anyone explain to me what 'mirror symmetry' is?" Ron was confused by their professional terms.

"Uh... how about you continue watching the show?" Leonard didn't know what to say.

"Well, who told me to study Chinese language in college?" Ron shrugged indifferently. It doesn't matter whether he understands or not, just watch the show.

"Sorry, I didn't bring enough food for your friends," Ramona said to the people on the sofa, "I thought it was just the two of us."

His eyes and movements all imply that he is chasing people away.

Ron facepalmed, no wonder this woman likes Sheldon, she is just as annoying as Sheldon~

"We are about to leave~" Leonard tried to smooth things over awkwardly: "Go and watch a movie, right?"

"Yes, the time is coming soon, isn't it Rajesh?" Howard winked at Raj and at the same time gave Penny a hand without leaving any trace.

"No, you go, I'll watch for a while, I promise not to make a sound." Penny's pleading tone was like a child who was asked to go to bed by her parents, but still wanted to watch TV for a while.

But Ron had already walked to the door and raised his eyebrows at Sheldon: "Have fun~"

He didn't want to hold back on such a major matter of the Cooper family's reproduction. If Sheldon could really make a baby quickly, Mary wouldn't put so much pressure on him to get married?

"Listen, guys, I know this has nothing to do with me, but I still can't help but ask, what is Sheldon's orientation?" Penny couldn't help but ask as soon as she left the house.

"What orientation are you talking about?" Leonard is always serious when it comes to scientific issues.

Penny gestured: "You know, it's about orientation, woman? Man? Simulation doll or something like that?"

"Is it possible to simulate a doll?" Ron touched his chin: "Leonard, which female superhero is Sheldon's favorite? As an older brother, I can help him make one first and do some pre-marriage exercises. Category."

Of course Ron knew that Sheldon ended up marrying a woman who was just as weird as him, but time travel had already happened, so who could say that his brother's orientation would not change?

"Honestly, our assumption is that he has no orientation."

"Come on, everyone has an orientation."

"But maybe Sheldon is not included." Howard glanced at Ron and found that he had no intention of beating him and said boldly: "Over the years, we have made many assumptions about how the Sheldon species reproduces. question."

"Huh?" Ron had to admit that he was amused by these scientists: "So what do you scientists have to say?"

"I support the theory of mitosis," Howard said bravely and was the first to express his opinion: "I believe that one day, Sheldon will split into two species after eating enough Thai food. Like cells.”

Ron listened with great interest, but Petunia was dumbfounded.

"On the other hand," Leonard began to express his opinion: "I think Sheldon is in the larval stage of his kind of creature. One day, he will spin a cocoon and two months later he will have wings and exoskeleton. Break out of the cocoon.”

"That's a good idea, but before that, he might have to chew you up completely, leaving no bones left." Ron agreed with this idea.

"Why?"

"Because metamorphosis requires too much energy, some insects will eat their mates before evolving or giving birth. A typical example is the mantis."

Ron said so seriously that he almost believed it himself: "Don't you think Sheldon looks like a praying mantis? Maybe they are a similar animal."

"Ron, you actually know entomology!" Howard exclaimed.

Ron waved his hand and said modestly: "Nothing, I just happened to see Sheriff Black Cat."

"Chief Black Cat?"

"Well, don't worry about these details," Ron quickly changed the subject and pointed at Rajesh: "It's your turn, the Indian version of Iron Man, what do you have in mind?"

"OK, I don't want to hear it anymore," Penny turned to leave: "Thank you for giving me nightmares."

"Hey, you want to hang out with us?"

Your licking dog Leonard is now online.

"Ron, will you come with us?" Penny and Leonard looked at him expectantly.

Of course, Penny wanted to hang out with Ron and get fucked. Yes, you heard me right, men can be fucked too, especially Ron's chest, biceps and abs. Bodybuilder competition physique.

Leonard's thoughts were even simpler. He just wanted to stay with the goddess for a while. What a pitiful person.

"Okay, okay, I don't have anything to do anyway, but it's best if your arrangements later will be more interesting. An arrangement that's too ordinary won't attract me."

Ron shrugged and decided to give Leonard a chance.

It seems that he is asking Leonard to arrange some programs to attract him, but in fact he is screening dating projects for him. When the season comes, he will leave early.