Chapter 584: Talking About Bitterness

Li Banfeng looked at Zhao Xiaowan, holding the record player in his arms.

Zhao Xiaowan looked at Li Banfeng, pursed her lips and asked, "I'm here, sir. Don't you want to hug me?"

Li Banfeng hugged the record player and said, "Isn't this a hug?"

Zhao Xiaowan looked at the record player and then at Li Banfeng: "My husband, do you like to hold this?"

Li Banfeng hugged the record player tightly and said, "Don't we always hug like this?"

Zhao Xiaowan rubbed her forehead and felt dizzy.

Hong Ying sighed softly: "Xiao Wan, the man you chose has to accept his fate even if you grit your teeth."

Zhao Xiaowan was furious and wanted to hit Hong Ying with a board. When she was annoyed, her soul couldn't possess the puppet and suddenly returned to the record player.

"You crazy man, am I not handsome? Am I not good-looking? They are all looking straight at me, why don't you take another look!" The record player started to fight with Li Banfeng while waving the needle.

Li Banfeng hugged the record player and put his cheek against the loudspeaker: "Aren't I always looking at you? Come on, madam, let's go to the night market!"

After returning to the record player's body, the lady didn't really want to go out: "You can go by yourself, I'll just stay at home. You won't like it if I go back to my original appearance, and I'll just be a record player for the rest of my life.

You will be satisfied! "

"No matter what you look like, you are still my precious wife!" Li Banfeng came to the door holding the record player.

"Hahaha!" The old man laughed loudly and opened the door.

When the two of them walked out of the door, Honglian felt a pair of eyes watching her and the puppet.

"Hong Ying," the old man ordered, "take Honglian and the things she made back to the ninth room. Since Ah Qi doesn't like it, don't let it be an eyesore."

Hong Ying looked at the puppet and really couldn't figure out the reason: "How could Qi Lang not like such a handsome woman? Doesn't it mean that she doesn't like this weak beauty and prefers brave women?

Thinking of this, Hong Ying suddenly realized: "Honglian, let's discuss it. You can be a puppet for me another day and act like me."

Before Honglian could reply, the old man snorted: "Girl, you are really ignorant. Ah Qi doesn't like this thing. What's the use of letting her do it?"

Hong Ying argued: "He doesn't like Xiao Wan's appearance, and he didn't say he doesn't like me."

The old man smiled and said: "Yes, I like your good figure. You are an expert at moving bricks and soil.

Did you forget about the cantaloupe so quickly? "

Hong Ying angrily moved Hong Lian to the ninth room. More than half an hour later, Hong Lian vaguely heard the old man's snoring and he fell asleep.

The girl from Jiufang who was attached to the puppet spoke up: "What on earth did the madman think? If you don't want such a big beauty, you have to go out with a record player. There is no one like him in the whole state of Puluo!"

"Yes, it's just his share in Prozhou," Honglian sighed, "This time my work was in vain."

"No! I have to think of another way. No matter what, I have to let him take me out!'

"You can figure it out on your own and don't involve me anymore." Honglian remembered the feeling of being stared at in the main room before. The gaze with mocking and murderous intent made her heart feel cold.

Li Banfeng took his wife to stroll in the night market and saw two pieces of jewelry. She liked them very much.

But I thought it was too expensive, so I struggled for a long time.

I went to a rouge shop and saw a box of rouge. I thought the color was good, but the scent was too strong, and I struggled for a long time.

Li Banfeng said: "My dear lady, my husband is rich, don't worry about it, buy it back and then choose."

"It's fine to go back and pick again, but what to do with the leftovers? It would be too much of a waste if we threw them away.——" The lady became entangled again.

"If you pick the leftovers, give them to Hong Ying."

"It's okay to give it to her, but if this girl doesn't appreciate it, I'll still feel unhappy."

Something is wrong.

My wife is usually a bit frugal, but the things in the night market don't bother her to this extent.

Why is she so weird today?

Li Banfeng bought all the things that his wife liked, and she became anxious: "If you continue to waste money like this, I won't go out with you in the future."

"How can this be called waste!" Li Banfeng brought the things he bought back to the mansion and placed them in front of the record player. "I came to the market just to buy things. When I buy things, I have to pick things. I always pick things. It was not easy to choose at the market, so we just took it home and picked it slowly. From beginning to end, there was nothing wrong with it. "

Poe set up.

The record player thought for a moment and felt that there was some truth to this.

"What about picking out the rest? We all spent money!"

Li Banfeng said: "The rest of the selection will be left to the family, and whoever pleases the lady will be rewarded.

Let’s take a trip to the market as a family. "

After hearing these words, the lady felt much relieved: "The whole family usually stays in the house.

It’s really time to go out for a walk. "

Thinking of this, the lady's mood became much brighter, and all the previous entanglements were swept away.

Seeing his wife happily picking out things, Li Banfeng had a smile on his face and felt nervous in his heart.

The record player's previous mood was like a ball of silk thread full of knots. Now it feels better because Li Banfeng used the skill of walking down the slope to smooth the thread and untie the knot in his heart.

But where did this knot come from? Do you have to use stupid skills to unlock it?

"Ms. sir, don't just buy things for me, buy something you like too!"

Li Banfeng thought for a moment and said, "I have nothing to buy."

"Your clothes are torn. Go buy a new one.

After a fight with a group of fake rickshaw drivers, Li Banfeng's jacket was torn in several places and it was really difficult to mend.

When he arrived at the clothing store, Li Banfeng took a fancy to a suit.

He really likes Prozhou's suit. It looks so good with the top hat. He doesn't like this jacket no matter how he looks at it.

The lady whispered behind her: "My husband, if you like it, buy it."

"Baby lady, don't you worry about money anymore?"

"My little slave doesn't feel bad at all for spending money on my husband.'

Li Banfeng bought a suit and took the record player to the cinema to watch a movie.

Inside the box, the player's mind was not on the movie, but he just felt that the previous situation was not quite right.

"Ever since I used the puppet made by Honglian, my little slave has been in a state of confusion. I'm afraid there might be some tricks in this thing."

Li Banfeng said: "I also think that the puppet is not very good. Madam, please don't use that thing again. If you can't do it, I will simply destroy it."

"Ms., please rest early. I will do this by myself, little slave."

Li Banfeng was really tired after fighting all night at Huangtu Bridge without sleeping a wink.

Back at the portable home, the record player helped Li Banfeng prepare hot water, gave Li Banfeng a bath, made the bed, and slept with Li Banfeng.

After Li Banfeng fell asleep, the record player quietly left the main room and arrived in the ninth room.

The red lotus knew that the person who came was not good. The petals were tightly closed, and there was a halo of light surging between the gaps.

The record player smiled: "Girl Honglian, don't worry, I'm just bored and want to talk to you."

"What do you want to talk about?"

"I want to talk to you about someone."

"This guy has nothing to talk about. I told you before, I can't even remember whether he is a boy or a girl."

The record player smiled and said: "If you can't remember, just think about it slowly. I heard from my husband that Lu Qianjiao mentioned the Heavenly Man recently, and she seems to be the salesman's sweetheart.

But since she is the sweetheart of a salesman, it proves that she is a woman. I have never seen her true face. I really want to know, how did she dote on you in the first place? "

A halo of light flashed across the lotus leaves, and Honglian spoke in a gloomy tone: "Zhao Xiaowan, you came here in the middle of the night just to humiliate me?"

The record player spit out a cloud of steam, burning Honglian's body: "Yes, I just want to humiliate you. What exactly did you add to the puppet? Tell me clearly."

Guren remained silent.

The needle was placed on the record and she sang a song she liked very much, "Burial of Flowers".

"The flowers are withered and the flowers are flying all over the sky. Who can pity the red and fragrant flowers? The spring pavilion is fluttering with soft gossamers, and the fallen catkins lightly touch the embroidered curtains." What the record player sings is not sad at all, and there is a bit of gloom and laughter in the tune. .

At dawn the next day, as soon as Li Banfeng opened his eyes, Zhao Xiaowan was standing in front of him again.

Li Banfeng rubbed his eyes. He saw correctly that it was not the record player, but Zhao Xiaowan who was possessed by the puppet.

"Ms. sir, are you awake?"

Li Banfeng sat up and reached out to touch the record player beside the bed, but he missed it.

"Ms. sir, I thought that thing was in the way, so I moved it to the second room."

"Second room——..." Li Banfeng got up and went to the second room and moved the record player back.

Zhao Xiaowan was dissatisfied, but she still greeted him with a smile: "Since my husband loves this little slave, he should keep this record player in the main room.

Yesterday, my husband and I went to the night market. We bought clothes, rouge, and jewelry, but we haven’t bought anything for home yet. There is a furniture store on the street, and I took a fancy to their bookshelves. The size is perfect for seven rooms. ,

My husband, let me go and have a look with my little slave. If you like it, buy it and take it home.

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Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "Don't look at it. I'll tell my subordinates later and ask the shopkeeper to bring the bookshelf directly."

"My lord, he has many bookshelves at home. Do you know which one I'm talking about?"

"Just bring them all back. I love reading books and bookshelves." Li Banfeng put on his clothes and got ready to go out.

Zhao Xiaowan shouted: "Ms. sir, where are we going? Can you take me with you?"

Li Banfeng turned around and said with a smile: "Didn't we agree that I will find someone to buy furniture?"

"I have to go anyway, why don't you let me go? Do you think I'm embarrassing my husband?" Zhao Xiaowan sat by the bed, her eyes were red and her voice was trembling, as if she had suffered a lot. Wronged.

It's not like she felt aggrieved. Someone was passing thoughts in her mind. At this moment, Zhao Xiaowan really felt pitiful.

A group of magic weapons at home looked here. Hong Ying put down her eyebrow pencil and looked at Zhao Xiaowan.

Her condition was so abnormal.

We had agreed last night that we would never touch the puppet again, but in the blink of an eye, the lady was attached to the puppet again.

If it were someone else, it might be because they wanted to get their physical body back so much that they couldn't control themselves.

But who is the lady? A famous general who dominates the battlefield! There is no doubt about the lady's self-control, but Li Banfeng suspected that the lady had been tricked.

The lady has a very high level, and it is difficult for ordinary techniques to hurt her, but there is a type of technique that ignores the level.

Li Banfeng sat next to his wife and comforted him softly: "My dear wife, my husband knows that you have been wronged. I am afraid that you will be hurt, so I just bought the furniture from the store and let you choose."

When the wife heard this, she seemed to wake up: "Yes, my husband loves me very much."

Li Banfeng used the foolish cultivation technique to turn the effect into the cause.

Although the furniture had not been delivered yet, Li Banfeng took this as a reason and deduce the reason. Instead of saying that he would not let his wife go out, he also said that he would move the furniture store here.

The lady had just calmed down for a while, sobbed twice and shed tears again.

Hong Ying was stunned. Zhao Xiaowan was not a woman who loved to cry.

Gloves murmured: "There is something wrong with the mother-in-law."

The projector exclaimed: "This is the art of peerless beauty. Two lines of tears can break people's hearts, but————"

Mengde asked: "Just what?"

The projector said: "The color of crying is blue, the color of laughter is red, what is the situation when blue is red?"

Pendulum was very strange: "What do you mean, blue is tinged with red? Why can't I see it at all?

Bei Li Banfeng glanced at the projector and then at Zhao Xiaowan: "My dear lady, what's wrong?"

Zhao Xiaowan wiped her tears and said: "In the past few years, everyone who has seen Xiaonu has regarded Xiaonu as the monster in the record player. Xiaonu really feels wronged. Xiaonu wants to see people with his original face and give himself a righteousness." Righteous reputation.”

Gauntlet lowered his voice and said, "Is the mother-in-law crazy? Does she want to reveal her identity?

Zhao Xiaowan glared at Gloves: "It's not like I'm telling all the truth, leaving a few sentences and letting them figure out the rest. I just want to fight for this."

Hong Ying said softly: "Xiao Wan, what's wrong with you? What you said just now doesn't sound like what you said."

"You bitch! I can say whatever I want. Does it have anything to do with you?"

Zhao Xiaowan was emotionally unstable and the family members did not dare to say anything. If Li Ban tried to persuade her, he would be fooled, because no matter how he tried to persuade her, he might anger Zhao Xiaowan.

After working as a record player for so many years, she has suffered a lot of misunderstandings. This is a knot in her heart. The lady usually hides it very deeply, but today she was taken advantage of by the foolish cultivator.

This knot in his heart was not easy to untie. Li Banfeng couldn't think of a way, so he simply went down the road and tied another knot outside the knot in his heart.

"Madam, who do you want to see?"

The record player thought for a moment: "Let's meet the owner of this furniture store first, and then we can meet him when he delivers the goods."

Li Banfeng said: "Does the owner of this furniture store regard my wife as a monster in the record player?

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The lady felt comfortable: "That's not true, he has never seen me before."

"How can he rectify her name if he has never met her? He must first see her, and first he must see her transformed into a record player.

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The lady nodded and said, "My husband is right! You must first let him see what the monster looks like, and then let him see what I look like!"

After Po'er set it up, the lady also came down, and Li Banfeng pushed the record player in front of the lady.

The lady was a little confused, wondering whether to leave the puppet's body.

This entanglement is still caused by the foolish cultivator skill. There is a foolish cultivator in the puppet, and she has been controlling the lady's thoughts.

After waiting for a long time, the lady suddenly left the puppet and got into the record player.

Li Banfeng was pleasantly surprised. The foolish cultivator seemed to have let go and stopped pestering his wife.

But why did this foolish cultivator let go?

After returning to the record player, the lady suddenly sobered up a lot.

She raised her head to look at the puppet, then turned to look at Li Banfeng: "I don't know what happened to my little slave just now, but I said a lot of willful words and made my husband in trouble."

Li Banfeng shook his head: "This is not willful. Madam has indeed been wronged over the years. Wait until I deal with this puppet first, and then I will listen to Madam talk about her sadness over the years."

After coaxing his wife, Li Banfeng turned to look at the puppet.

The record player waved the stylus and said, "I don't need to do anything about this, I can deal with it myself."

Hong Ying pushed the record player aside: "Xiaowan, go hide in other rooms."

"Why are you letting me hide?"

"Because you can't do it!" Hong Ying stared at the puppet and said, "Not to mention you, even I can't do it. This thing is too similar to you, Xiaowan, you should hide out quickly!"

The originally motionless puppet suddenly spoke: "You don't have to hide, let me hide for a while, Li Qi, can I have a word with you alone?"

A group of magic weapons were stunned, and Hong Ying immediately drew her sword.

The puppet actually hides a person, hiding another person's soul!

The record player blocked Li Banfeng and said, "My husband can't go."

The servant suddenly spoke: "Girl, let him go, I will watch."

Li Banfeng hugged his wife and walked to the puppet: "What do you have to say? Where do you want to say it?"

"Go to where I live." After saying that, the puppet became silent.

The soul inside is gone.

Hong Ying said: "Where does she live?"

Li Banfeng said: "She lives in the ninth room."

Hidden in the puppet is the girl from Jiufang. She used stupid cultivation techniques on the lady, causing her to become so abnormal.

The first time I went to Jiufang to find her, I asked her to translate the blackboard writing of the Birch Tree Monastery. She translated it randomly and wrote a completely irrelevant paragraph, which almost deceived Li Banfeng.

None of the family could see through her tricks, but she could not deceive the judge's pen, because lazy cultivators restrained foolish cultivators. From that time on, Li Banfeng concluded that the girl from Jiufang was a foolish cultivator.

Although Li Banfeng is also a foolish cultivator, he himself is a little afraid of foolish cultivators. During this period, he has been guarding Jiufang, but he did not expect that she would actually use a puppet to attack the wife.

Li Banfeng entered the ninth room. The record player and Hong Ying stood at the door and listened quietly, but they could not hear the movement inside the room. The sound of the ninth room was blocked by the attendants, and Honglian was moved out by Li Banfeng. .

After closing the door, before Li Banfeng could say anything, the girl from Jiufang asked first: "Just now, you used the method of reverse the cause and follow the slope to get rid of the donkey in your family, right?"

Li Banfeng said nothing, and the girl from Jiufang asked again: "Who did you learn your skills from?"

Li Banfeng remained silent.

The girl from Jiufang simply guessed: "Is it with Sun Tiecheng?"

Li Banfeng remained silent until the old man spoke: "Ah Qi, if you can trust me, just tell her."

Li Banfeng nodded slightly.

"Is he still alive?" The girl from Jiufang's voice was trembling.

Li Banfeng said: "I don't know if he is alive or not. He can eat, sleep, walk and fight."

The girl from Jiufang was silent for a long time, and then asked Li Banfeng: "Is the City of Fools still there?"

"Here, there are all kinds of businesses in inns and restaurants."

"There is a big clock tower in the city. Is it still there?"

"Here, it's still the highest place in the city."

"There is a small market in the city, is it there?"

"Here, there are just not many people buying groceries————

The girl from Jiufang asked questions here and there for a long time, wishing she could ask all the horns in the City of Fools.

After asking about Fool's City, she asked Li Banfeng again: "Did you use Daomen medicinal powder?

Are you a disciple of my Taoist sect or a cultivator? "

For foolish cultivators, there is a clear difference between disciples and cultivators. Disciples only master some techniques;

Only cultivators are considered to have entered the sect of foolish cultivators.

Suiju said: "Ah Qi, tell her."

After a long silence, Li Banfeng said: "I am a cultivator."

Jiufang was quiet for a long time. Li Banfeng didn't wear any earrings, and he didn't have any magic weapon on him.

But he faintly heard some sobbing.

Did she cry?

Why are you crying?

"I, the technique I used just now is called "Sourness and Bitterness", where I tell the other person's sad things, so that the other person's mind will be confused between the sourness and the bitterness.

The key to the technique is to grasp the enemy's pain and suffering. If you encounter an unfamiliar enemy,

Find ways to get him to pour out the bitter water. "

The girl from Jiufang seriously taught Li Banfeng the art of telling the truth about sourness and suffering. After listening to this, Li Banfeng said expressionlessly: "Why did you harm my wife?"

"I didn't want to harm her. I just wanted to get out of here. I wanted to see the City of Fools again, even if it was just a glimpse."

"Do you miss the City of Fools that much?"

'I think, I really want to,' the Jiufang girl thought Li Banfeng could let her out, and said in a sincere tone, 'Since the day the Fool's City suffered, I have been thinking about whether I can see the Fool's City again in this life. I never dreamed of you using techniques on me? "

'yes. "Li Banfeng nodded. He had no intention of letting the girl out of the ninth house. He was listening to the girl's bitterness. When he lost his temper, he would send her to ashes.

"You want to kill me?" the girl from Jiufang asked tremblingly.

If you touch my wife, I shouldn't keep you. "Li Banfeng is still expressionless.

"Can you let me take another look at the City of Fools?" The girl from Jiufang's tone was full of pleading.

"No." Li Banfeng said calmly, but his attitude was very firm.

"Forget it, I am satisfied knowing that the City of Fools is still there. The techniques you learned from Sun Tiecheng should know how to deal with dead souls. You can kill me with ironclad proof."

Li Banfeng's eyes were red and he was ready to cry. If he cried, the girl from Jiufang would be completely dead.

"Ah Qi!" Suiju stopped Li Banfeng, "For my sake, let her live. She will still be able to help you in the future."

After being silent for a full ten minutes, Li Banfeng nodded slightly: "Okay, I will leave this life to you first. Let's make a contract. You are not allowed to touch my family in the future!"

Suiju said: "I will bear witness to this matter."

When the matter was settled, Li Banfeng left Jiufang and hugged Honglian at the door: "Hua Jiuer, there is another sum added to our account. It's time to settle the matter."

Honglian didn't explain, and it was useless to explain. Many things couldn't be hidden from the old man.

The record player stopped Li Banfeng and said, "Ms. sir, we'll settle the score later. This time, we'll take advantage of the calculation.

It's my own fault, and I want to get it back on my own. "

Li Banfeng handed Honglian to his wife, and the record player used the stylus to slowly trace Honglian: "Sister, I have written down this grudge. In the future, you want to move here to live with me, or you want to live in Jiujiu?" house?"

Honglian replied in a low voice: "Anyway, I'm just following your orders."

"Quite sensible," the record player smiled, "Okay, I will let you live in nine rooms. Counting the Xuanyun Pill before, you have tricked me twice in total. Let's see if you have this ability, and then trick me a third time. !”

The record player threw Honglian into the ninth room, then turned to look at the puppet in the main room: "My lord, do you really not like my original appearance?"

Li Banfeng hugged the loudspeaker and kissed his face: "Madam, I like you no matter what you look like."

"Then keep this puppet for now?"

"You can keep it if you want. You have the final say in matters at home." Li Banfeng waltzed all the way with the record player in his arms, and took his wife to the furniture store to buy a bookshelf.

In the ninth room, Hong Lian gently let go of the flowers and leaves, feeling relieved in her heart.

The girl from Jiufang lowered her voice and said, "Don't be discouraged, we still have a chance."

Honglian laughed and said: "Whether you have a chance depends on your own ability. Please don't involve me again in the future."

"If you could get out of here one day, who would you most like to meet?"

"Why do you ask?"

"You definitely want to see people in heaven, just like I want to go back to the City of Fools. There are some thoughts that I will never let go of in this life."

"Yeah, I can't let it go." Honglian murmured.

"Where is the person in heaven? Is she so good? Is she worth your worry?""

"Is she good? Maybe she is good, she--"" Honglian paused for a moment, and her tone suddenly changed, "You are trying to trick me? Are you trying to trick me for that madman?'

"You are too suspicious," Miss Jiufang smiled, "I just want to tell you a few words from my heart, I really treat you as a sister. "

PS: Thanks to the leader Yu Xindao, thank you for your strong support for this work.