Chapter 439 Girl, Are You Alive?
Hong Ying obviously has no eyes, but she wrote the word "cheap" so accurately.
Out of respect for Hong Ying, Li Banfeng didn't even wipe it off, and asked softly: "Yingying, I want to ask about growing meat."
Hong Ying smiled and said: "Are you thinking about my body? Do you like peaches or conscience? Your evil wife can't grow any meat, right? You know you are anxious?"
Li Banfeng answered truthfully: "This matter is indeed anxious."
"Okay, I'll teach you, if you call me wife, I will teach you."
"Okay!" Li Banfeng brewed for a long time, and squeezed out a sound from his throat, "Yingying."
"Let you call me wife!"
"Well, what, baby Yingying."
"I let you call me wife!"
The record player said in the main room: "Dear husband, just call her wife, the little slave won't be angry."
Li Banfeng took a deep breath, stared at Hong Ying for a long time, and never spoke.
He couldn't call it.
Everything else is easy to talk about, there is only one wife.
Hong Ying gnashed her teeth in hatred: "Okay! I won't make it difficult for you. I can't explain how you gain weight. You can ask our old man!"
Li Banfeng ran to the third room and said with a smile: "Old man, the matter of gaining weight..."
Sui Shenju sneered: "You come here empty-handed and want to learn skills. Do you have the nerve to do it?"
Li Banfeng patted his chest and raised his head and said: "I will make it up later. I never ask people for help for nothing. Old man, just tell me what you want."
"Get me two rails."
Li Banfeng lowered his head again: "Old man, you are making it difficult for me. Can you get it just by saying it?"
"Let's make an account. You can't learn the method of gaining weight. There is a door here.
You move Honglian here and I will ask her to think of a way."
Honglian is not separated by a door?
Li Banfeng ran to the ninth room and held Honglian in his arms: "Alian, I have neglected you these days."
Honglian was covered with dew and sprayed Li Banfeng's face.
To show his sincerity, Li Banfeng did not wipe it off!
He let the dew dry in the air and carried Honglian to the third room.
Sui Shenju said to Honglian: "I will tell you the mechanism of the magic, and see if you can make a pill recipe."
The two did not know how to communicate. After more than ten minutes, Honglian produced two lotus seeds.
The first lotus seed exploded, and Li Banfeng harvested a Xuanyun Pill.
This was made from the corpse of Mr. Guo.
This thing again.
You say this thing is not good, it is really a rare treasure.
You say this thing is good, Li Banfeng can't use it now.
Li Banfeng thought for a moment and asked: "Is this for Brother Qiu?"
Honglian seemed to say something, but Li Banfeng couldn't hear it clearly.
Suishenju translated it: "This is for you. Qiu Luoye can't use it. She wants you to see another lotus seed."
Li Banfeng gave the Xuanyun Pill to his wife for safekeeping and peeled off another lotus seed.
The lotus seed exploded, and Li Banfeng saw the recipe.
One hundred and thirty-two medicinal materials were written on it, and each medicinal material required two kilograms.
"Open a medicine shop?" Li Banfeng couldn't help it. Honglian didn't want to reveal the recipe.
Honglian closed the lotus leaf, as if she was angry with Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng had to ask for help, so he couldn't get angry. He returned to his wife and continued to ask about the three levels.
"My dear lady, the first level is to leave the soul, the second level is to be resurrected, what is the third level?"
"The third level is to defend the land. After resurrection, you have to rely on the land to find your status. The larger the land, the more familiar you are with it, and the faster you can find your status.
Qiu Luoye has to rely on Wuqin Township to find his status back, so that he can stabilize his cultivation and then stabilize his soul. If he is a little unfamiliar, he can't pass this level. Is he familiar with Wuqin Township?"
Li Banfeng was silent again.
Except for the time when he killed Qiao Shaofen, Qiu Luoye has never been to Wuqin Township. He doesn't like the atmosphere there.
Besides, the land of Wuqin Township is not big, only more than 3,000 square meters, which is much worse than Qiu Luoye's original land.
Li Banfeng was worried: "My dear lady, these three levels are too difficult!"
My wife sighed: "Or say, there is less than 10% hope, husband, the bet is too big, the chance of winning is too small, think of another way."
There is no better way.
There is no time to think.
Neizhou may attack at any time. Qiu Luoye's life is hanging on the knife's edge and may be gone in a blink of an eye.
Li Banfeng left Suishenju and found Qiu Luoye.
Qiu Luoye was drunk and wanted to go home for a nap. Li Banfeng said: "Brother Qiu, I have an idea here. I don't know whether it will work. If you trust me, let's take a gamble. The method is this..."
Li Banfeng told Qiu Luoye the process of passing the three levels. He knew that this matter was not easy to understand logically, so he tried to explain every detail in a simple and easy-to-understand way.
After the explanation, Li Banfeng asked: "Brother, is there anything you don't understand?"
Qiu Luoye rubbed his nose and said: "Isn't it just passing three levels? What are the three levels?"
Li Banfeng blinked: "Brother, how much did you drink?"
Qiu Luoye waved his hand: "No matter which three levels, I will listen to you anyway."
"If you want to accomplish this, you have to dig out your deed. It's a matter of life and death, and you have to make your own decision."
Qiu Luoye is not afraid of this: "Dig it! Anyway, I will die, I believe you."
Since you have made a decision, let's start preparing.
"Brother Qiu, go to Wuqin Township first and get familiar with the land. The more familiar the better."
"Seventh Brother, give me two days, I will definitely be familiar with Wuqin Township."
"Two more days?"
"Two days is not a long time, I haven't been there much before."
This matter cannot be rushed, and I hope that Tianzhou will not take action in the next two days, so there is hope for the third level.
Li Banfeng went to Ma Wu first and gave him the recipe: "Please buy some medicinal materials for me."
Ma Wu was stunned: "Buy so many? Do you want to open a medicine store?"
"I do have this plan."
After returning to Suishenju, Li Banfeng said to the old man: "I'm going to Zhengjing Village."
"What are you going to do?"
"Learn the Soul-Separation Method."
Suishenju was puzzled. Does anyone in Zhengjing Village know the Soul-Separation Method?
But he didn't ask much. Li Banfeng imagined what Zhengjing Village looked like. As soon as he opened the door, he really arrived at Zhengjing Village.
After leaving Suishenju, Li Banfeng did not enter the village, but walked towards the depths of Xindi, slowly and steadily. After walking more than seventy miles, a city appeared in the thick fog ahead.
After entering the city gate, a man came to the gate and shouted at Li Banfeng: "Where are you from? Have you paid the city gate fee?"
"Still collecting the city gate fee?" Li Banfeng sneered, "Who are you fooling? Do you think I'm a foreigner?"
The man was stunned: "Aren't you a foreigner?"
"I'm the owner of Changsan Bookstore, Tang Changfa."
When he left Fool City, Sun Tiecheng gave Li Banfeng an industry, Changsan Bookstore in the city, and gave it to Tang Changfa to manage temporarily.
The man looked Li Banfeng up and down; "Nonsense, I recognize Tang Changfa, how can you look like this?"
Li Banfeng frowned and said: "I just replaced my flesh and blood."
"What flesh and blood?" This sentence made the man feel uncomfortable all over.
"Do you really not know, or are you pretending to be confused? Do you have to let me tell you about this?"
"Who has time to listen to your nonsense!" The man turned and left.
Knowing that he was dead, he still believed that he was alive. In this regard, only the people in Fool City did the best.
Everyone here firmly believes that he is still alive, and has no doubt about it.
This is caused by the skill of foolish cultivation. According to Sun Tiecheng, it can be achieved by deceiving oneself with words.
But Qiu Luoye is not a foolish cultivator, how can he deceive himself? How can he say that the dead are alive?
The first level is too difficult, and Qiu Luoye cannot complete it alone. Li Banfeng has to help him. How to help him specifically, this matter really needs to be studied carefully.
It is useless to study alone. You have to conduct field investigations. Qiu Luoye needs time to familiarize himself with his territory. This time is just right to go to Fool City and learn the means.
As for how much you learn and how much you use, it depends on Li Banfeng's ability and Qiu Luoye's luck.
Wandering around in Fool City is also a very dangerous thing. Li Banfeng has to find his territory, Changsan Book House, as soon as possible.
Li Banfeng has never been to Changsan Book House. Sun Tiecheng only told him a general direction at the beginning.
He did not ask for directions. Asking for directions in Fool City is like having food delivered to your door. Li Banfeng walked along the street by himself.
A fortune teller came up to him and said, "Young man, you will have a bloody disaster!"
Li Banfeng drew out his sickle and said, "You are right. I am here to avenge you!"
The fortune teller ran away.
Li Banfeng continued to walk forward, and a waiter came out to greet him: "Sir, are you staying at the inn?"
Li Banfeng asked, "How much?"
"Go upstairs, eighty-one nights."
Li Banfeng stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the money."
The waiter was stunned for a moment and said, "You come to my inn to stay, and I will give you money?"
Li Banfeng drew out his Tang sword and said, "I don't stay at the inn, I rob."
"Slow down, sir." The waiter also ran away.
Although Li Banfeng's attitude is domineering, he actually dares not say too much to them.
These people are not as good as Li Banfeng in cultivation, but they are all seniors in the means of foolish cultivation.
The skill of foolish cultivation ignores the level, and Li Banfeng can be fooled by a few more words.
After walking for more than half an hour, Li Banfeng found Changsan Bookstore.
A girl came out to greet him. She was wearing an emerald green cheongsam with a magpie heralding spring pattern on it. A hairpin tied her long hair behind her head. There were some waves on her forehead. Her facial features were very delicate, but the makeup was a bit too heavy, covering her skin color.
"Sir, come in and sit down." The girl took Li Banfeng's arm and walked into the bookstore, pouring a cup of tea for Li Banfeng first.
Li Banfeng smiled and said, "Miss, what's your name?"
"My name is Yanhong."
"May I ask how much it costs?"
"Oh, you are so mean," the girl said angrily, "You are asking me the price even though we are in the study. This really ruins the fun of studying."
"I am sorry for being so presumptuous. How much does it cost to take classes here?"
The girl smiled and sat on Li Banfeng's lap: "Sir, this is Changsan Study. Drinking tea, serving wine, and staying overnight are all three yuan."
Li Banfeng took out ten dollars and stuffed them into the girl's hand.
The girl panicked: "Oh, Master, you gave me so much, I don't know how to serve you."
Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "You don't need to serve me, you just need to tell me a few things, are you alive or dead?"
The girl frowned and said: "Master, since you asked this, of course I am alive."
"How do you know you are alive?"
"I have flesh and blood, I can breathe sitting here, of course I am alive."
"How did the skin and flesh on your body stick to you?"
The girl stood up and stared at Li Banfeng and said: "Are you here to cause trouble?"
Li Banfeng took out another ten dollars from his pocket: "I just want to ask something."
The girl said angrily: "What's the matter with having money? Can you act wild here just because you have money?"
When she shouted, many girls in the bookstore looked out.
Tang Changfa, who was managing the bookstore for Li Banfeng, came out with a stick: "Let's see who dares to cause trouble here!"
Yanhong pointed at Li Banfeng and said: "It's this person!"
Tang Changfa stared at Li Banfeng for a moment, swung the stick, and hit Yanhong's peach.
Yanhong rubbed the peach and said with red eyes: "Why did you hit me? He came here to cause trouble!"
Tang Changfa said angrily: "He is our shopkeeper, and you dare to say that he caused trouble. I think you are just itching for trouble!"
After that, Tang Changfa hit her with a few more sticks. Yanhong covered her peach, holding her tears, and dared not say a word.
Li Banfeng stopped Tang Changfa and said, "Don't hit the girl. I just want to ask her a few questions."
Tang Changfa threw the stick and said with a smile, "Boss, she doesn't know anything. Just ask me if you have anything to ask."
"Okay, then let me ask you, are you alive?"
Tang Changfa said with a smile, "Yes! I am definitely alive!"
"How do you know you are alive?"
"Can a dead person talk to you?"
This makes a lot of sense!
"How did the flesh on your body stick to you?"
"It has grown on my bones since I was a child!"
Tang Changfa kept smiling and answered fluently. He was different in his cultivation and didn't get angry no matter what he asked.
This matter has a lot to do with cultivation.
Looking for the person with the highest cultivation to learn skills will have the highest success rate.
Is Tang Changfa the one with the highest cultivation among those present?
This matter cannot be arbitrary.
Li Banfeng called all the other girls down, stood in a row, and asked questions one by one.
"Miss, what's your name?"
"My name is Yan Cui'er."
"Are you alive?"
Yan Cui'er said aggrievedly: "Yes, I am alive."
She felt aggrieved for just asking one question. She is far inferior to Tang Changfa. This person is not good enough.
Li Banfeng asked the next one: "Miss, what's your name?"
"My name is Yan Qing'er."
"Are you alive?"
Yan Qing'er replied: "Yes."
Although she had no expression on her face, she could hear some resentment in her tone. Her Taoism was not as good as Tang Changfa.
Li Banfeng asked the next one: "Brother, what's your name?"
"My name is Sun Tiecheng."
"Are you alive?"
Sun Tiecheng replied: "What the hell are you going to do?"
PS: Sun Tiecheng came too suddenly.