Chapter 221 Zhu Gaochi Smacked the Courtiers with Boy’s Urine

Snap!

As the oxcart creaked and creaked, a strange sound of falling to the ground could be heard.

Xu Miaoyun covered her mouth in shock and looked at Zhu Di with a smile, "Dahuang defecates at will in the palace, isn't it good?"

"The old man asked us to come back. It's okay." Zhu Di said with a smile, turning to Dahuang: "Dahuang, don't be afraid, don't be shy, don't be restrained, just pull if you want."

Click... click...

Dahuang seemed to understand the encouragement, and was very "arrogant". He pulled him while walking, and then stopped...

Immediately, the sound of water came.

Moo!

When the sound of water ended, he let out a pleasant moo, swung his tail slightly, and led the cart forward slowly again.

puff!

Xu Miaoyun was amused. She hugged the two little guys and couldn't free her hands. She bumped Zhu Di with her shoulder and said with a smile: "If my father knew that you were trashing his palace like this, I would have to stare at you."

Shiro clearly wanted to retaliate deliberately.

Zhu Di smiled.

The old man sent a young eunuch out of the palace to kidnap him morally in the name of his mother and create trouble in his heart.

He just indulged Dahuang and left traces of his visit in the palace.

It doesn't matter.

"Dahuang, after you return to the village, you can brag about it to your wives and concubines. You also left a voucher for your visit to the palace..."

Giggle...

"Silang, please stop talking." Xu Miaoyun leaned forward and backward with a smile.

In their arms, little Yongming and little Qihua saw their mother smiling happily, and they also kept babbling and laughing.

Until he got close to the six official offices.

In the distance, there is a mass of people watching from a distance.

Xu Miaoyun finally calmed down her smile and glared at Zhu Di with a smile.

Then he quickly suppressed his smile and sat upright.

…

"coming!"

The entrance to the imperial study room.

Zhu Yuanzhang felt proud when he saw the bullock cart. He turned his head and raised his head slightly, "Look, we said they will come back this time."

Ma Xiuying glanced angrily.

I don't know who it is, but I'm not confident, so I sent a young eunuch out of the palace in her name.

However, at this moment, she was too lazy to talk to this man.

Looking at the crowd in front of the Liubu Guanyamen, he worriedly said: "There won't be anyone who doesn't open their eyes. Is it difficult for the fourth child? Is Lan Yu here?"

Zhu Yuanzhang grabbed Ma Xiuying and said angrily: "Is your son the one who suffered the loss? Just wait here with peace of mind!"

He didn't believe that the master who made Lu Ben so angry and was still lying on the hospital bed couldn't even cope with such a small scene.

What's more, these people may not dare to provoke the bastard Fourth Brother.

Lan Yu and Lu Ben have already learned from the past.

…

"coming!"

"We are going to tell Zhu Silang that a person must be self-aware. It is best for him to politely refuse the trip to Liaodong to His Majesty."

"He can't bear the burden of anything happening to his great-grandson."

…

As the bullock cart approached, the crowd watching quietly suddenly began to whisper.

Hu Weiyong observed vaguely, and a sneer flashed across his lips, "Although it is inconvenient for me to take action, others are also hostile to Zhu Silang." ’

He is now busy cleaning up those dirty things from the past.

Need to be low-key.

Zhu Silang was invited back by Emperor Zhu and his wife. It would not be good for him to target Zhu Silang and anger Emperor Zhu.

But that's okay.

There are many people who are hostile to Zhu Silang.

Needless to say, the prince family.

Colleagues who were not from the prince's line did not want Zhu Silang to become an official. In addition, Zhu Silang was admitted as a scholar and Emperor Zhu showed off his arrogance, which made everyone feel unhappy.

I dare not confront Emperor Zhu, but I can confront Zhu Silang!

It is rare for the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty to be so united.

Even if you can't do anything to Zhu Silang, you can still give Zhu Silang a heads-up!

…

The two little guys felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere, so they stopped babbling and started talking in baby words. They nestled in Xu Miaoyun's arms, looking ahead with their big black eyes open...

Hundreds of people, wearing purple and red, were filled with righteous indignation and their momentum was really not weak.

"Don't be afraid, there is daddy and mommy."

Zhu Di turned his head when he heard Xu Miaoyun's soft comforting voice...

Xu Miaoyun lowered her head and gently patted the two little guys to comfort them.

"Here, give me Yong Ming. The little guy hasn't peed for a long time, right?"

Xu Miaoyun looked at Zhu Di in confusion.

A long time indeed.

However, for such a young child, peeing is irregular.

What is Shiro going to do?

Although he was puzzled, he still handed Xiao Yongming to Zhu Di.

Zhu Di put the reins under his body, turned around, and pointed at the roadside with little Yongming in his arms.

‘You kid, you have been a good guy in history, but now don’t act like a good guy to me, trying to give your father some air, and make fun of them! ’

Shhhhhhhh...

The whistle sounded.

Two or three steps away, the officials quietly walked towards the middle of the road. When they saw this scene, they immediately looked at each other.

"My lords, please give way, especially the adults on my side. My Yong Ming is about to pee. Please don't splash it on the robes of the adults."

puff!

Xu Miaoyun finally understood and lowered her head with a smile.

Hu Weiyong and others secretly curled their lips, how far can a weakling in swaddling clothes urinate?

Only Li Shanchang quietly retreated...

"What's the bastard doing?"

Outside the Imperial Study Room, Zhu Yuanzhang frowned and muttered as he couldn't hear what was being said.

'You brat, if you don't pee, your dad will be angry. Be careful, dad will bully and scare you like in history! Even if your father is not the emperor, he is still your father and can torture you! ’ Zhu Di was a little annoyed when he saw Xiao Yongming failing to live up to expectations.

Hu Weiyong winked at Yushi Tujie.

Originally, everyone shared the same hatred and was filled with righteous indignation, but when Zhu Silang interrupted him, they all stopped.

Someone needs to take the lead now.

But this person cannot be him, Hu Weiyong.

"Zhu Xiucai!"

Tu Jie suddenly stepped out of the queue and shouted angrily.

Wow!

The moment the sound rang out, the little rooster's crow suddenly became angry and a clear trickle of water flowed straight towards Tu Jie.

The most powerful trickle rushed over his head and face, slapping Tu Jie all over his face.

"Master Tu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my Yong Ming didn't mean it." Zhu Di apologized while gently squeezing little Yong Ming's cock and shaking it deliberately towards everyone.

Hu Weiyong reached out and touched the suddenly wet spot on his face, then put his finger to the tip of his nose and sniffed...

His face instantly turned black.

The officials standing in front of him hid in panic and shouted angrily.

"Zhu Silang, stop throwing it around!"

"Defiling an official's robe is a serious crime!"

…

Bba bah bah bah...

When Xiao Yongming saw the crowd of officials, he was no longer afraid and clapped his hands happily.

As the bullock cart passed by, Zhu Di turned his head with a smile, apologetic expression on his face, and said loudly: "My lords, I'm sorry, my Yongming is not sensible."

Say it.

Turning around, he kissed Xiao Yongming and said with a smile: "That's right, you have to be tougher when you grow up. Except for your father and mother, if anyone bullies you, just slap him in the face!"

He didn't want Yong Ming to be a doormat like history when he grew up.

puff!

Xu Miaoyun finally couldn't help it, smiled and stretched out her hand to hit Zhu Di gently.

Looking at Xiao Yongming who was clapping his hands happily, he warned: "Don't listen to daddy's nonsense."

The carriage went away, and all the officials dodged in confusion before it stopped.

The joints are sluggish, the cheeks are wet, and water is dripping from the chin and bridge of the nose.

Lan Yu came to Tu Jie from the other side...

The corners of his lips twitched fiercely.

He knew that Zhu Silang was very shady!

as expected!

Zhu Gaochi scolded Tu Jie and his face was full of boy urine.

This is too bad!

"Master Tu, are you okay?" Lan Yu suppressed a smile and said, "Concerned", "Zhu Silang's kid, not to mention that he is so small and can reach so high and so far, he will definitely have a future..."

As he spoke, he raised his hand with great sympathy...

When his hand patted Tu Jie's shoulder, the corners of his lips twitched.

Careless!

The kid from Zhu Silang’s family is really capable, and Tu Jie’s shoulder also has his ‘record’.

Zhu Gaochi!

Lan Yu secretly yelled, patted a few more times quietly, and after stopping, quietly wiped her hands on her clothes.

He can't be the only one to suffer!

When Lan Yu retreated, other officials stepped forward to comfort Tu Jie with either sympathy or indignation.

"Master Tu, are you okay?"

"Brother Tu, let's go to His Majesty to complain!"

"Zhu Silang did this on purpose!"

…

As he spoke, he chose the shoulder that Sapphire had patted, and patted it gently to comfort Tu Jie.

Just like Lan Yu, when a hand touches Tu Jie's shoulder, everyone's lips will twitch vaguely, and then pretend that nothing happened.

However, after giving up his seat, he quietly wiped his hands, turned around and left, cursing: 'Damn Tu Jie, his shoulders are wet, there's no way he doesn't know, he just wants to drag everyone down! And those damn colleagues in the front who pretended that nothing happened! ’

Complaint?

Those who realize that they have been tricked by Tu Jie and their colleagues in front of them have no such plans anymore.

Soon, the group of people left.

Hu Weiyong held a handkerchief and handed it to Tu Jie, "I didn't expect that Zhu Silang would be so damaging..."

As he said that, he raised his hand and patted Tu Jie on the shoulder...

The moment his hands came into contact, his face instantly turned black, the corners of his lips twitched fiercely, he glared at Tu Jie, threw away his hand and turned around to leave.

Li Shanchang tried his best to hold back his laughter. He had already noticed that something was wrong.

Today, he was the only one who escaped.

"Wei Yong, it's just a boy's urine, why bother." Li Shanchang caught up with Hu Weiyong and comforted him with a smile.

Hu Weiyong gritted his teeth.

There are so many people today, but this old cunning guy is the only one who has not suffered.

When Zhu Silang was holding Zhu Gaochi and was about to urinate, reminding everyone to give way, the old slick man retreated quietly and hid far away.

"That's what the teacher taught me."

"That's right..." Li Shanchang's voice stopped abruptly.

Hu Weiyong looked suspiciously, then lowered his head following Li Shanchang's gaze.

Immediately, the corners of his lips opened slightly, and he smiled happily in his heart.

The old slippery man suddenly stepped on a pile of cow dung!

…

Down the long steps in front of the Imperial Study Room.

When Zhu Di's family of four arrived.

Zhu Yuanzhang and Ma Xiuying were already waiting at the foot of the steps.

When they met, Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and scolded: "You bastard!"

When all the officials were running away in a panic and yelling, they knew what the bastard Fourth had done.

He took Xiao Yongming from Zhu Di's arms and looked down at Xiao Yongming...

Ha ha……

Then he laughed heartily, "Our grandson Gao Chi is awesome! You bastard dad has made you famous!"

"Zhu Shiro!"

"Damn it, Zhu Silang! You're so cruel!"

"Zhu Silang, I, Lan Yu, am not done with you!"

…

Zhu Yuanzhang's words were interrupted by an angry voice coming from afar. He looked at Zhu Di suspiciously, his lips twitching, "Besides making Gao Chi pee, what other good things have you done?"

He also heard Li Shanchang's voice.

Xu Miaoyun thought of some possibility and lowered her head with a smile.

Zhu Di smiled and pointed at Da Huang: "The grass was too tender in spring, Da Huang ate a lot and was not sensible. After entering the palace, he accidentally pooped along the way. Maybe someone accidentally stepped on it."

Poof!

Ma Xiuying was amused.

Zhu Yuanzhang stared, but his face turned red.

With great difficulty, he suppressed his smile, turned his head, looked at Ma Xiuying, and said unhappily: "I told you that you, my son, are not someone who will suffer losses. Don't you feel relieved now!"

After that, he stared at Zhu Di again: "You still have the face to smile, go to your mother's bedroom to eat, I still have something to tell you."

The bastard Lao Si and his son had made all his civil and military officials suffer, and took this opportunity to confidently propose the matter of passing on the imperial seal.

So, even if what the father and son did made him very happy, he couldn't show it.

After that, he left first.

Zhu Di led Da Huang, and Xu Miaoyun walked behind Ma Xiuying.

Asked quietly: "Mom, what's the matter with the old man?"

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