Chapter 519 Come Out, Encyclopedia Britannica!
Since the church window was broken but not completely damaged, the window could only accommodate three people at most.
As a matter of course, Lion Robbery. Astolfo and Jeanne came up, and the three of them squeezed each other like children, their faces were deformed, and three pairs of eyes were still fixed on the scene in the church.
Everyone knew that in this Holy Grail War, there was a pair of father and son who were both enemies, that is, Mordred, the Red Saber, and Altria, who was suspected to be the Black Assassin.
King Arthur of Britain, the rebellious knight who destroyed Britain.
Everyone had a premonition that the grievances between them would erupt sooner or later, and the expectation of the spectators was just at this moment - judging from the conversation in the church, the atmosphere was obviously full of gunpowder.
Quick, I want to see a river of blood!
It is human nature to eat melons, and even the Heroic Spirits cannot escape the rut. In addition to the old father Shishi Jie who is worried about Mo Cub, even Jeanne's eyes sparkle, and she is full of curiosity about Dai Mao who has a similar face but is already a "father".
Even this honest Saint King was so angry that he wanted to use the Sword of Promised Victory... So the level of educating children is equivalent to war?
With all kinds of thoughts in mind, there are several familiar and unfamiliar figures occupying the center of the three people's vision.
The reason why they are familiar is that they are Mordred, Altria and Liudao Lingxia.
As for why they are unfamiliar...
Jeanne looked at it, her face suddenly turned red: "Red Saber, Mordred is... what kind of dress!"
The simple country girl has never seen little Mo dressed like a little girl. It is worth mentioning that Mordred has never taken off his armor in the Mirenia Fortress. Therefore, the ridiculously short shorts, the tube-top shirt, and the large areas of exposed skin gave Miss Jeanne an unprecedented shock, causing her to make an evaluation that was almost the same as King Arthur.
"Too shameless!"
"Hmm?" Shizijie was puzzled, "It's normal."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was met with a look of contempt from Jeanne, as if he was looking at an incredible pervert.
"Hey, hey..."
"Master, I want this!" Ah Fu pointed at Xiao Mo's clothes and looked at Sieg with expectation. Under his starry eyes, Sieg had no choice but to lose. With him interrupting, Shizijie and Jeanne skipped Xiao Mo's clothes and looked at the next contestant.
"Speaking of which, he is worthy of being King Arthur of Britain. Even if he changed his clothes, he is still majestic..."
"Well, compared to Mordred, it's much better."
Changed clothes?
Shuoyue noticed it, took a step forward and dragged Afu to the side, and also leaned against the window, so that Daimao, who was wearing a white shirt and black slim-fit trousers, came into view.
Perhaps Shizijie noticed that King Arthur's aura was inviolable, but in Shuoyue's eyes, there were only the exquisite curves outlined by the clothes and the irresistible temptation of the uniform...
"I must have been polluted by Ta Miao." She said, but no matter how Afu made a fuss, Shuoyue seemed to be rooted and did not move at all.
Then, it was the third person in the church-Liu Dao Lingxia.
Compared with Daimao, whose curves stopped abruptly at the chest, this former rich lady can be said to be truly convex and curvy, as gentle as water, with a chest that was obviously more three-dimensional and plump than Altria, and a seductive hip skirt. More importantly, she also wore black stockings, which was quite understanding of people's hearts. The teaching stick in her hand was more like an indispensable prop in some Play than a punishment.
It's no wonder that Shuoyue thought so. Lingxia, wearing an OL outfit, didn't have the temperament of a strong woman. She was still weak, as if anyone could knock her down.
"Mom!" The door of the church opened with a bang, and a silver-haired girl in bright children's clothes rushed in with a bunch of things. She buried her head in Lingxia's chest to stop her rush, giggling like a bird, "I bought it!"
"Little Jack is so good. He can go shopping by himself. How is the owner? Is he injured?"
"Well... Although I want to kill someone, he is not a woman, and it is wrong to kill people here."
"Yeah, worthy of being little Jack, he has understood so many truths. Great!"
" Hehehe..."
Looking at the silly silver-haired girl and her 'mother' leaning against her, Mordred's eyes were complicated, and he suddenly turned to look at Artoria:
"Hey, the conversation between these two is very strange, don't you care?"
Is there anything stranger than us fighting each other... Artoria rolled her eyes, and saw that Mordred had put his legs on the table again, her face turned cold, and she was about to take out Avalon to beat him, but the big white legs cunningly hid under the table again. She raised her head and saw Mordred making faces at her.
She is just like a bad girl.
"To be honest, I have never seen Saber like this... It's like she is trying every means to make her father angry. "
"If Xiao Mo hears this title, he will definitely beat you up. "
"You said father? But this is what Mordred calls King Arthur, although he let it slip. "
"You also know..."
"You two, now is not the time to talk about this." Jeanne interrupted the chat between Lion Jie and Shuoyue, "Can you see what the Red Team is going to do to Mordred? If King Arthur's costume is purely out of interest, then what's the matter with the costume of Miss Lingxia, the sixth guide? Is it some magic costume that I don't know?"
As soon as the voice fell, Shuoyue's eyes became strange: "... You don't know?"
"Well... well, yes... right?"
Looking at the saint with a confused face, Shuoyue helplessly held his forehead and finally only managed one sentence.
"You can also try to wear it in the future. Believe me, this thing not only has special attacks against men, but also increases attack speed."
As soon as this was said, it was indeed despised by Lion Jie.
You kid, you dare to deceive even the saint, you are brave enough.
What made Lion Jie speechless was that Jeanne didn't doubt it at all, but nodded seriously and began to look at Lingxia's dress carefully.
I don't know if I really don't understand, or if I trust someone too much...
Thinking like this, Lion Jie didn't notice that Jeanne's earlobes had turned red. In the depths of her soul, Leticia covered her mouth with both hands and shouted:
"Saint Lady, don't be fooled! This is a professional dress, there is no special effect!"
"I, I know..." Jeanne covered her face, "But the problem is the distance, it's too close!"
After Jeanne said this, Leticia realized belatedly that in order to be at the first scene of eating melons, Shuoyue replaced Astolfo's position in the middle as a buffer zone, and the left side of her body overlapped with Lion Jie, and the right side, due to the body shape, it was as if Jeanne's face was actively on Shuoyue's shoulder.
Shuoyue didn't feel anything, but Jeanne hadn't recovered from the gentleman version of Shuoyue who sank her. When she was too close to the young man, she would involuntarily think of her original dress, and her self-attack speed was UPUPUP.
Then she broke through the shame of the saint lady at a very fast speed.
"Depend on you, Leticia!"
The blonde saint changed her face instantly, and a helpless look flashed in her eyes. It was obviously Leticia who was on the line. She didn't have as many thoughts as Joan of Arc. She just looked at the people who were looking outside the church and felt a little strange.
It was like those boys who often looked outside the classroom when she was in school. It turned out that they looked at me out of curiosity?
Who said that heroes are destined to be high and mighty? No matter how famous a person is, he will be troubled by taking care of children, and he will lie outside and peek like a gossip.
... Suddenly I felt friendly.
Leticia smiled slightly and continued to watch the movement in the church. In front of Mordred who had already started whistling, a "well" sign appeared on his forehead. He was shaking with anger and began to take out the holy sword.
"Calm down, Altria, don't forget the purpose of us tricking her... ahem, bringing her here." In the church, Lingxia stopped Daimao who was starting to accumulate anger, and searched through the props brought by Little Jack, and finally took out three books, smiling as if she had found a treasure, "Found it!"
The onlookers outside the church immediately focused their attention and looked carefully.
What is the weapon that can make Sixth Master Lingxia so happy and think that she can conquer Mordred?
A bewitching elixir? A hypnotic brainwashing dress? Or a final weapon?
Everyone couldn't sleep anyway, so they looked carefully for a long time before they could see the words clearly from a long distance. The big words written on the gold-stamped cover are "British Children's Encyclopedia"!
"What, what is this?!" Mordred was stunned. "Hey, you are kidding, King Arthur, this book is for three or four-year-old kids!"
"What do you know? This is the book that Lingxia and I studied for a long time before we chose." Altria crossed her arms and was full of fighting spirit. "I don't believe I can't cure you!"
"The Children's Encyclopedia Britannica is also known as the Encyclopedia Britannica, produced by Encyclopedia Britannica, which also published the famous Merriam-Webster Dictionary..."
Almost mechanically reading out the origin of this book, Leticia looked at Mordred who was also stunned, and couldn't help laughing.
If they knew about this, Encyclopedia Britannica would be overjoyed. King Arthur of Britain carefully selected royal books for children, there is no better advertisement than this...
After all, who would have thought that the famous King Arthur not only survived, but was also deliberately re-educating Mordred? By the way, the book used is from a publisher named Britain!
It's just that even third-rate movies and TV shows don't dare to act like this!
Just as the spectators were sighing at the fun of the intersection of time and space, in the church, Altria flipped through the heavy books, suddenly frowned, and secretly pulled Lingxia to the window where everyone was.
Discovered? !
The spectators immediately held their breath and saw the holy king looking at Lingxia, the sixth guide, with a look of help on his face.
"Help me, Lingxia... How should I teach her?"
A girl whose children are almost as old as her could not hide her distress.
Lingxia, the sixth guide:...
The spectators:...
After a moment, a unanimous exclamation resounded through the sky.
"Huh——?!!"