Chapter 578 Zeng Xiaoxian Rushes Out

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked. He looked at Zhan Bo in disbelief: "Are you really going to recite that pile of rubbish three times?"

Zhan Bo smiled awkwardly: "Teacher Zeng, this is Teacher Xian's last wish before he leaves this world. We must respect his last wish."

"fart!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was furious: "The other person is not dead, so where is the bullshit last wish?"

Zhan Bo blinked blankly: "The wishes left behind can also be called last wishes."

"Teacher Zeng, just accept your fate."

Nanfeng patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "You know Teacher Xian's character better than we do. If he wants you to listen to this rubbish, you will never escape.

"It's better to enjoy it than to resist in vain."

"You call this enjoyment?"

Nan Feng smiled and shrugged. Before Zeng Xiaoxian could express his protest, Zhan Bo was already reading the rubbish in the manuscript.

Listening to the saturated trash talk attack without repetition, Xiaoxian at this moment wished that he had really been in a coma for a whole year.

They are also imaginary partners. Look at Mario, look at Xiaoze and Mufeng, and then look at Zhang Wei's imaginary parents and Xiao Nanfeng. Which of these imaginary partners is not full of love for their true bodies.

Only his imaginary partner, he wanted to curse himself to death.

If he was really so good at scolding, why didn't he travel back to the Three Kingdoms?

When the time comes, let alone Wang Lang, Zhuge Liang will be scolded to death by him!

…

Half an hour later, Zhan Bo, who had finished reciting the trash talk three times at a very fast speed, let out a long breath.

He said happily: "Hey, after scolding Teacher Zeng, I feel refreshed and energetic."

Wanyu's eyes lit up: "Really? I want to come too, I want to come too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes when he heard this. He couldn't help but slapped the table and shouted loudly: "Why are you scolding me? I don't want to lose face!"

"Also, half an hour has passed. Can you please be more serious first?"

"All right."

Wanyu shrank back depressedly.

Zhan Bo continued to read: "Zeng Xiaoxian, how does it feel to be scolded by yourself?

"No matter what you think, I feel pretty good anyway. (PS: Zhanbo, please laugh three times to express my joy.)"

When Zhan Bo read this, he quickly raised his head and laughed: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)……

After laughing, Zhan Bo continued to read the letter: "First of all, I want to tell you one thing: In the past few days since I came to reality, except for using the money you saved as investment funds at the beginning, no matter whether it is for food, clothing, housing, transportation or other expenses. The sales are all my own money.

"I have paid back your initial capital intact, and the extra money will be regarded as the interest on the money I borrowed.

"So I don't owe you anything from beginning to end, do you understand?"

"cut."

Xiaoxian was speechless: "I already told him that he is sick, yet he has to figure it out so clearly with me."

“Since I don’t owe you anything, now I’m going to pursue what you owe me.

"I have to say, Zeng Xiaoxian, the fact that you can make our lives such a mess is a sign of your extraordinary talent."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened when he heard this, and he said unconvinced: "No, why did I make my life such a mess?"

Yu Mo comforted her softly: "Teacher Zeng, don't get excited. Teacher Xian, this is just an exaggeration, a rhetorical technique."

Zhan Bo continued: "Don't make excuses for yourself, I'm embarrassed to talk about the stupid things you did in front of everyone.

"Thanks to you for working at the radio station for so many years, you don't even know a human resources colleague.

"The most terrible thing is that you don't know anyone else, but everyone seems to recognize you. Every time I introduce myself to other people on stage, they always say to me: Oh, so you are the one who broke the record and ranked last. .

"Do you know how embarrassed I was at that time? I wished I could find a crack in the ground and crawl in."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "Human Resources Department? Do we have such a department in our station?"

"Oh my God."

Yifei rolled her eyes after hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "Even the human resources department doesn't know. You deserve to be a bad host after being on the radio for so long."

"In order to change our lives, I wrote a life plan and happiness strategy in a document on my mobile phone. There are also many scattered reminders and precautions in the memo. Please remember to read it when you have time."

After listening to Zhan Bo's words, Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone. He opened the document and looked at it, then screamed in a high voice: "There is really a file in the mobile phone...

"Damn! A docx file of dozens of megabytes is almost as big as a novel!

"What on earth did he write?!!!"

Wan Yu curiously raised her head and glanced at the table of contents of the document: "Health Chapter, Money Making Chapter, Promotion Chapter, Social Networking Chapter, Love Chapter, Marriage Chapter, Parenting Chapter, Seeking Pictures and Resources, and Health Preservation." Chapter, Yin Yang Acacia Fang Zhongshu Chapter..."

Nanfeng and Zhang Wei's eyes lit up when they heard this: "Wow, what a good thing."

As they spoke, they stretched their necks in unison and glanced at Xiaoxian's mobile phone.

"Go! Go! Go!"

Xiaoxian protected the phone and waved away Nanfeng and Zhang Wei: "Children, don't look at this mess. I will delete it when I get back."

Nanfeng and Zhang Weicai didn't believe Zeng Xiaoxian's nonsense. Zhang Wei said directly: "Don't delete it later. Delete it now."

"... That's not urgent. Let me criticize it first."

"Tsk."

Everyone said in contempt.

Xiaoxian didn't care about everyone's contempt for him. He squinted and glanced at the specific content on his phone. As he looked at it, Xiaoxian's eyebrows stood up.

To be honest, it was really useful for Xiaoxian in a suit to leave a plan and strategy for himself. Xiaoxian also believed that if he could really do it according to his plan, then his life would be completely different in ten years.

But the problem is that the farthest distance in the world is from [knowing] to [persisting in doing it].

It's like when everyone was studying as a child, everyone knew that what they had to do now was to study hard and make progress every day, but there were too few people who could keep doing it.

Of course, those who asked for pictures and resources, as well as bedroom techniques, should still be quite useful.

At this time, Zhanbo continued to read: "In fact, I know that even if I leave you these plans and strategies, you basically can't do it.

"I originally wanted Yifei to help you enforce it, but then I thought about it, Zeng Xiaoxian's life is my life, and your life.

"Your life should not need someone chasing you from behind, insisting on making you go on a seemingly correct path.

"If you are destined to be a pool of mud that can't be pasted on the wall, even if I use you to patch the sky, you will fall from the sky sooner or later and return to where you should go.

"So you take these things out and read them before going to bed every night, just as if you are accumulating materials for your dreams."

Zhanbo suddenly changed the subject: "But I still have a fool-proof strategy to a happy life. I believe that even the dumbest person can do it. Do you want it?

"If you want it, I will cover everyone's breakfast for a month. This is my last gift for everyone. (ps: Zhanbo, please be the notary. If he doesn't agree, don't turn to the next page.)"

"What the hell?"

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed: "Let me pay for breakfast, and then all the favors are his?

"That's ridiculous!"

"I think this is good."

Seeing that there is a month of free breakfast, Zhang Wei said with a smile: "This is Teacher Xian's good intention. Teacher Zeng, just think of it as a benefit to the public."

"What does it have to do with you if I treat everyone to free breakfast?" Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei unhappily, "Anyway, you come to our place to eat breakfast whenever you don't go to work. It doesn't matter to you who pays for this breakfast, right?"

"Huh?"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized: "Yes."

Yumo asked with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, this is a fool-proof strategy to a happy life. Don't you want it?"

Xiaoxian hesitated when he heard it: "...Is there really such a cheating fool-proof strategy?"

Nanfeng urged: "Try it, anyway, you won't suffer any loss.

"Teacher Xian has helped you make a lot of money these days, which is enough to cover your breakfast money for this month. "

After Nanfeng said this, Xiaoxian completely put aside his worries.

He widened his eyes excitedly and urged Zhanbo: "I agreed to breakfast, Zhanbo, tell me quickly."

"Oh."

Zhanbo lowered his head and turned a new page: "No way! No way! Zeng Xiaoxian, you didn't really believe the fool-proof strategy I said!

"Don't you think about it, if there really is such a fool-proof strategy, why would I take the trouble to write so many strategies for you?

"Ah, I'm afraid only a fool like you would believe that someone can lead a happy life effortlessly, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was fooled, had a completely black face. He took a deep breath, stood up directly in the surprised eyes of everyone, and walked out the door.

Everyone hurriedly stopped him when they saw this: "Teacher Zeng, you won't be so easily broken by your own spray?"

"I didn't, I just want to find Xiaohei."

"Find Xiaohei...what for? "

Everyone looked at each other, obviously they couldn't figure out why Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly wanted to find Xiaohei.

Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "I want to find Xiaohei to let me re-enter the dream world, I want to die with that guy!!!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

He fought hard with himself, and Teacher Zeng was only this far.

Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was being scolded and insisted on finding Xiaohei, Zhanbo had already turned a new page.

"Of course, I think the stupidest thing about you is that you have obviously got happiness, but you are still thinking about a fool-proof strategy to happiness.

"Tell me, who else can I scold if I don't scold you?"

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this.

"Think about it, you already have a job that you love very much, a salary that is not low in Shanghai, a bright future, and a group of friends around you who are like family.

"Isn't what you have now enough to make you feel happy? "

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning. He couldn't believe that Xiaoxian in a suit could write such words.

Didn't he just despise himself and say that he made a mess of both of their lives?

"Haha, I know what you are thinking.

"I admit that I have always been dissatisfied with your current life. I always felt that we could stand higher, become stronger, and live a better life.

"I hate you as a weak coward, I hate you as a useless good person, and I hate you even more for being content in such a small apartment.

"But when I experienced everything in the dream world and came to reality to experience your life, I found that no matter how smart and excellent I am, many things will not develop according to my ideas.

"...After all, even if you beat me to death, I would never have imagined that Zi Qiao would take off Mei Jia's clothes next to the women's toilet."

"ah?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. He looked at everyone in surprise: "Ziqiao and Meijia..."

Yifei waved her hand: "It's a big mistake. I'll explain it to you later. Let Zhan Bo finish his belief first."

Zhanbo continued: "Now I suddenly understand a truth: people should not look for happiness because they feel that they are unhappy, but should let their happy selves work hard to become happier.

“The former is never satisfied, the latter is always contented.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, there is never any fool's strategy to happiness in this world.

"If there is one thing, it would be..."

Zhan Bo turned to the last page of the letter. He paused and handed it to Xiaoxian instead of continuing to read.

Xiaoxian took the letter and saw only four big characters written on the last piece of paper.

"Live well."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head in confusion: "This guy, does he think I don't know? We are one."

"By the way, Teacher Zeng."

Zhan Bo continued: "Teacher Xian told me that he has also prepared a gift for you. This gift should arrive when you wake up. I asked you to open the official website of Taili and go to the notice and announcement to check it."

Zeng Xiaoxian was confused when he heard this: "How come the gift he gave me is on the official website?"

He logged into Taili's official website with a suspicious look on his face and casually clicked on today's latest notification.

"Announcement: According to the notification of... and the standards of..., and after research by the Taiwanese government, the promotion, changes and recruitment of personnel in our station in 2015 are now announced as follows..."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at it, and suddenly his whole body shook violently, and the phone just fell to the ground.

"I became the deputy director of the channel? Was I promoted to management?!"

"ah?"

After hearing this, everyone quickly picked up Xiaoxian's mobile phone and gathered together to watch.

They do know that Teacher Xian has been striving to improve, but is his speed of improvement too fast?

Zeng Xiaoxian was so excited that he was a little incoherent: "It's January 2nd, right? It's really been less than half a month since he came to reality, right?"

"Yeah." Everyone nodded.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was familiar with the process, felt his scalp numb: "I have been promoted to deputy director of the channel in less than half a month, and has it entered the publicity period?

"Then didn't he already get everything done within a few days of coming to reality?!!"

He murmured to himself in disbelief: "If we give him a little more time, wouldn't it be..."

Xiaoxian took a deep breath, and then ran towards the door with everyone's astonished eyes on him.

"Xiao Hei! Xiao Hei!

“Help me, don’t let us change back so early!

"I want to be the director!

"No! I want to be the director!

"You wait until I'm promoted to the director of the station and then change me back!!!"

Everyone looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

Coming, coming

I’ll update it today and sort out the follow-up lines.