Chapter 551 Schizophrenic Teacher Hu

More than half an hour later, Nan Feng, who had already eaten, pursed his thin lips and looked at "Yu Mo" who was still feasting with a complicated expression.

This is also the first time he has seen someone eat so fast and still maintain the most basic eating posture.

Could it be that... with the speed at which "Yu Mo" eats now, she has actually restrained herself?

When Nanfeng thought about this possibility, the look he looked at "Yu Mo" became even weirder.

He originally just wanted "Yu Mo" to eat more and not starve himself, but Nanfeng obviously underestimated how powerful a foodie who had been controlling her diet for many years would be after she completely relaxed her restrictions.

Anyway, from just now until now, Nanfeng has never seen "Yu Mo"'s mouth stop.

Hamburgers, grilled chicken, cola milk tea, and a bunch of assorted fried foods with terrifyingly high calories...

Even if Yifei is a martial arts practitioner, he can't gain weight even if he eats a little more, but according to Yumo's eating method, let alone Yifei, even a white-bone spirit will gain three ounces of fat after eating it.

Nanfeng really wanted to record the way "Yu Mo" was eating just now and share it with everyone in the apartment.

Especially the three "big ricers" in the apartment: Yifei, Zi Qiao, and Curry Sauce. I have to let them see what a real ricer is!

It is no exaggeration to say that the meal Yu Mo ate was enough to amaze Yifei himself, put Zi Qiao in awe, and make Curry Sauce shy away.

Nan Feng hid half of his face, blocking the corners of his mouth that couldn't stop twitching.

Fortunately, "Yu Mo" is now using Yifei's body. Yifei usually eats more, and it's not a big problem to overeat once in a while.

If it were her own person who has been controlling her diet for many years, she would not even dare to indulge in the occasional indulgent meal.

"Yu Mo" had eaten so much in her body, Nan Feng was really worried that something would happen to her.

You must know that Zi Qiao's duodenal ulcer after overeating only happened last year.

Fortunately, although "Yu Mo"'s desire to eat is unlimited, Yifei's stomach capacity is limited.

With a burp as long as Teacher Zeng's, "Yu Mo" touched her bulging belly and finally laughed with satisfaction.

Nanfeng smiled and teased: "You are eating very happily, you almost don't even care about the image of a goddess."

"What's not imagey?"

"Yu Mo" burped again. She waved her hand, as if she didn't care about her image anymore: "Anyway, it's Yifei who doesn't have an image. It's none of my business." "

Nanfeng was delighted when he heard this: "Okay, now I've learned to draw inferences from one instance to another. I really belong to you."

"Yu Mo" also smacked his big teeth and said happily: "Everywhere, Teacher Nanfeng teaches me well."

Just when Nanfeng wanted to say something else, the three Zhanbo people who had finished their immersive chat and started packing their things finally discovered them.

"Nanfeng, you are here. I was just about to call you and ask you to come over."

Zhan Bo happily waved to Nanfeng. When he saw the familiar figure next to Nanfeng clearly, the smile on Zhan Bo's face suddenly stopped.

"Sister! Why are you here!"

Zhan Bo panicked when he saw Yifei's appearance. He, a tall man of 1.93 meters, was so frightened that he huddled behind the tiny Zhuge Dali. It felt like he was trying to hide his ears.

But soon Zhan Bo realized that his elder sister was not his elder sister now but Sister Yu Mo. The current elder sister Yu Mo was actually his elder sister, but he still had to pretend to be the real one in front of Zhao Wuliang and Zhuge Dali. My elder sister who is already Sister Yumo is my elder sister...

Although this brain circuit was a little convoluted, Zhan Bo figured it out quickly.

He said that he had given many instructions to Nanfeng not to tell everyone about these things, especially his elder sister. With Nanfeng's character, he would not betray himself secretly.

Zhan Bo sheepishly poked his head out from behind Zhuge Dali and said with a smile: "Sister~"

Zhuge Dali also greeted the two of them as usual: "Brother, Teacher Hu."

Zhao Wuliang glanced at Yifei, then stared at Zhan Bo with a strange expression.

The actress who came to the company a long time ago and said she was pregnant with Zhan Bo's child and accused him of being a heartless person was Zhan Bo's sister.

Do all siblings have such fun nowadays?

Zhao Wuliang, an only child, said he couldn't understand it.

Facing Zhan Bo and Dali's greetings, Nanfeng nodded and smiled, while "Yu Mo" planned to deceive Zhan Bo.

She narrowed her eyes slightly and imitated Yifei's tone and asked: "Zhanbo~, how was your chat?"

She may not pretend to be like Yifei at work, but she is very familiar with Yifei in life.

Especially the "Zhanbo~" sound is definitely the essence of Yifei's performance.

Sure enough, Zhan Bo was frightened by this familiar call, and he instinctively showed his humble and flattering look: "Dear sister, we have almost finished talking, and the results will be announced tonight."

After Zhan Bo finished speaking, he raised his eyes and looked at Nanfeng. His eyes were obviously asking: "Has my sister returned?" 】

Nanfeng shook his head.

Zhan Bo breathed a sigh of relief, and then he nuzzled at Nanfeng: [Then you have told Sister Yumo? 】

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at Zhan Bo: [Am I someone who values ​​sex over friends? 】

Zhan Bo blinked: [Aren’t you? 】

Nan Feng almost laughed out loud at Zhan Bo.

[Come on, come on, Lu Zhanbo, tell me. 】

[Yu Mo is now looking like Yifei. Does she have the word "lust" to me? 】

Zhan Bo smiled and hid behind Zhuge Dali again.

Dali turned to look at Zhan Bo in confusion. She didn't quite understand why Zhan Bo didn't choose to hide behind Zhao Wuliang. Could it be that she looked safer than Zhao Wuliang?

"Yu Mo" raised her eyebrows when she heard that the results would be available tonight. Just as she was about to continue speaking, a sudden burp interrupted "Yu Mo"'s speech.

Only then did the three of them notice that the tables of Nan Feng and "Yu Mo" were piled full of bones and piles of miscellaneous wrapping paper.

Zhan Bo's eyes widened and he stammered: "This, are these all what you eat?"

Dali glanced at the bones on the table, the wrapping paper, and the empty cups of milk tea and cola. She used these to estimate the calories of the meal the two of them had eaten. The final result directly made Zhuge Dali, who had no emotional fluctuations, gasp. A breath of cool air.

"Brother, Teacher Hu, the calories in this meal of yours are already equivalent to what a normal person eats in three days."

Dali kindly reminded: "Even if you don't consider the sudden illness that may be caused by overeating, if you continue to eat like this, your weight increase index will exceed the price increase index within a month.

"If you continue to lose weight by then, the weight loss trend is likely to be closer to the downward trend of housing prices in Shanghai - which is far away."

"Yu Mo" was stunned for a moment after hearing Dali's words.

Nan Feng, my god-sister... the way she talks is so cool.

Nanfeng laughed when he heard this and poked "Yu Mo" in the background without hesitation: "I didn't eat much at this meal, what you see now is all eaten by her.

"But Dali, you don't have to worry too much. Teacher Hu is in the period of gaining weight recently, so it's normal to eat more."

"Growing weight?"

Zhan Bo and Zhao Wuliang stared at "Yu Mo" strangely with their small eyes.

"Don't listen to his nonsense!"

"Yu Mo" rolled her eyes at Nan Feng. She subconsciously stretched out her legs and wanted to kick Nan Feng as usual, but when she thought of the bruises on Nan Feng's arms, "Yu Mo" didn't dare to kick.

"snort."

She snorted and could only start to sulk to herself.

Zhan Bo took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and said with a "yeah" sound: "Nanfeng, the lunch break is almost over. Zhao Wuliang and I have to go back to the company quickly."

Nanfeng nodded, stood up and said, "Then I'll take you back first."

"Yu Mo" pouted even more depressed after hearing this: "Are you leaving now?"

Nanfeng let out a chuckle: "Even if we don't leave, you won't be able to have any free time in the afternoon."

"That's true."

"Yu Mo" muttered softly.

She felt indescribably uncomfortable when she thought that she would be so busy this afternoon while "Yifei" could enjoy her paid vacation in the apartment.

Nanfeng looked at "Yu Mo" who was in a depressed mood and didn't know what to do. Suddenly he asked something out of nowhere.

"How about... buy you another ice cream?"

"good!"

"Yu Mo"'s eyes suddenly lit up.

…

After Nanfeng bought the ice cream for "Yu Mo", he said a few words to Dali, and then left quickly under the urging of Zhan Bo and Zhao Wuliang.

He first sent the two of them back to the company, and then drove the Digger Zero back to the apartment.

As soon as he returned to the apartment, he received a call from Zhuge Dali.

Zhuge Dali made a surprising statement: "Brother, I think Teacher Hu seems to be a little schizophrenic."

"Schizophrenia?"

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "What's wrong with her again?"

"She stopped me just now and asked me a lot about you. I found that her behavior, movements, tone, and even demeanor were all different from the Teacher Hu I knew.

"So I tested her a little and found that she also lost a lot of memories of work and life. I haven't done much research on psychology and mental illness yet, but I think Teacher Hu's condition is already very serious.

"Do you want to take her to a psychiatrist for a check-up?"

Nanfeng understood now. It turned out that "Yu Mo"'s acting skills were too poor, and she also liked to hang around in front of Dali, a talented girl. After a while, Dali discovered that something was wrong with her.

In other words, Dali wouldn't think about something as unscientific as consciousness exchange, otherwise "Yu Mo" would have exploded.

Nan Feng smiled helplessly. He couldn't talk to Dali about the Dream Instrument and soul exchange, so he could only smile and agreed to take "Yu Mo" to a psychiatric examination this weekend.

When Nanfeng hung up the phone and returned to the sixth floor, he turned directly into 3602.

Nan Feng looked at Zi Qiao who looked hopeless and asked, "I heard him going crazy downstairs, so what happened again?"

Curry Sauce explained in a low voice: "Brother Ziqiao was instantly killed when it came to making friends."

When Nan Feng heard this, he immediately became interested.

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