Chapter 543: Opposite-Sex Friendship Development Plan

Guangu and Curry Sauce saw that Zi Qiao's entire face was red from suppressing the pain, the veins on his forehead were bulging out, and his legs were still shaking uncontrollably. It looked like he couldn't hold on for long.

When the two saw this, they hurriedly got together.

They weren't worried that something would happen to Zi Qiao. He kept drinking alcohol every day, sleeping for four hours, with a dragon wagging his tail from time to time, and a galloping horse. He actually dared to show off in front of a beautiful woman. If something happened to him, he would deserve it.

Guangu and Curry Sauce were worried that if Ziqiao stumbled, it would be fine if he fell, but if he fell down the dizzy Meijia, it would be a sin.

Meijia's IQ is not high to begin with. If she bumps and falls again and hits her brain, she really won't be able to memorize the multiplication table "One seven equals seven".

Guangu protected Meijia with both hands, lifted her off Ziqiao's shoulders and stood still. Curry Sauce, out of humanitarianism, supported the shaky Ziqiao to prevent him from falling.

Meijia, who was dizzy because of Zi Qiao, walked unsteadily. She pointed at Guangu's empty head and said with a silly smile: "Wow, Guangu, there are so many stars above your head."

"Mika, you'd better rest for a while first."

Seeing that she was confused when she spoke, Guangu quickly helped Meijia to the wall and let her rest against the wall.

The stubborn Zi Qiao paid the price after all. He covered his old waist, gritted his teeth in pain and growled: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Curry Sauce curled her lips: "You deserve it. Who told you to show off just because someone else's beauty is beautiful?"

"Shh!"

Zi Qiao quickly covered Curry Sauce's mouth: "Keep your voice down, she will hear it."

Curry Sauce put aside Zi Qiao's hand and said, "That beautiful sister would have gone to the toilet a long time ago. Otherwise, with your kidney-deficient look just now, you still want to have sex with someone. It would be just a daydream."

"Yo ho?"

Zi Qiao said harshly: "You little brat, how can you be so sure that I want to pick her up?"

Curry Sauce helped tidy up Li Ziqiao's white suit, and also nodded at the red rose on his chest: "I'm young, but I'm not blind. With the way you are dressed now, you don't even have a peacock in full bloom. Such a naughty guy.”

"that is."

Guan Gu helped: "The beauty calls you Xiao Bu instead of Zi Qiao. You will know that she is not familiar with you.

"Just like that, you took the initiative to invite her to sit in our suite. Not to mention us, even Jiang Jiu can see that you must be plotting something against this beautiful woman."

"Woof!"

Jiang Yuzi, who was playing ball silently in the living room, nodded.

"What words? What kind of words are these!"

Ziqiao subconsciously wanted to straighten his back and argue, but the severe pain in his waist made him gasp in pain.

Even so, he still said stubbornly: "If I hadn't spoken just now, Guangu, wouldn't you also have wanted to invite her to come and sit for a while? Could it be that you also have evil intentions towards her?"

Guangu was startled by Ziqiao's words. It would be terrible if Yunyu heard this.

"I was just being polite, it was polite!"

"Ziqiao, you are different. There is an old Chinese saying that if you have nothing to do with your love, it is not adultery..."

"Guangu!"

Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao's expressions changed greatly, and they quickly corrected them: "It's courtesy, it's courtesy!"

"Yeah?"

Guan Gu scratched his head in confusion: "But doesn't the second half of the sentence say that he is either a traitor or a guide? This is both a traitor and a guide. No matter how you look at it, it should be..."

"It's diligence, it's courtesy!"

Curry Sauce blushed and corrected again: "And the second half of the sentence doesn't mean either adulterer or guide, or adulterer or thief.

"Adultery is cunning adultery, not adultery; theft is stealing, not..."

She waved her hand mid-sentence: "Forget it, I'd better go back to the bedroom and change clothes first. The milk just spilled all over me."

Seeing that Curry Sauce's face was red and her ears were red, Sekiya hurriedly walked towards her bedroom. Sekiya muttered curiously: "What's wrong with Curry Sauce? Isn't she an experienced driver?"

"Just like Yu Mo, he has high skills but low defense but has a thin skin."

Zi Qiao spread his hands and explained cheerfully: "Not all veteran drivers in the world are as shameless as Nanfeng and Meijia. If you tell them a dirty joke, they can give you something even more powerful. ”

"Soukar."

Guan Gu nodded in understanding, and then he turned around and saw Zi Qiao with a look of ecstasy.

Guangu frowned: "Ziqiao, you don't really plan to pick up girls in our apartment, do you?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Zi Qiao covered her mouth and said in a low voice: "I have chatted with this Yanyan twice before, and she ignored me every time. Today I am lucky enough to have her come to my door. How could I do that?" miss."

He held his waist and boasted in front of Guan Gu with a proud look on his face: "As the saying goes, only three things come true. Guan Gu, just wait and see. I will definitely win her this time."

"I don't want to see you do anything like this at all."

Guan Gu dissuaded: "This Yanyan said she is 3601's friend, no matter who her friend is, or how good the friendship between them is.

"Out of humanitarianism, Yifei, Zhanbo, and Teacher Zeng will not agree to let you be their friends.

"If you really do this, aren't you afraid of them poking your tires?"

"hiss……"

Zi Qiao was immediately troubled: "Guan Gu, what you said makes sense. It's really risky to be friends with friends... But this Yanyan is really pretty.

"She's really that, that..."

As he spoke, he made an S-shaped gesture towards Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, don't you think she is not only beautiful, but also has a pretty amazing figure?"

"Forehead……"

Guangu paused, and then said seriously: "Actually, it's just like that. The main thing is to see who you compare with."

"What if you compare it with my little aunt?"

Guangu said truthfully: "That Yunyu is no match at all."

"Ha, man!"

Meijia didn't know when she had slowly woken up from the unbearable dizziness. She leaned against the wall and spat at the two of them with contempt.

Guan Gu was a little embarrassed when he heard this, but Zi Qiao looked disapproving.

Suddenly, Zi Qiao seemed to have thought of something. He raised his head slightly and looked around: "By the way, where is my aunt? Isn't she usually here long ago to be with you?"

Guan Gu's head was covered with black lines, and he stared at Zi Qiao with a slight dissatisfaction: "You have free time all day long to think about chatting up beautiful women, can you please pay more attention to your own little aunt?"

He hummed and continued to explain: "Yuyou went to audition for a drama today, and I don't think she will come back until tonight."

"interview?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Are you sure?"

Hearing this, Meijia also opened her mouth slightly with a look of surprise on her face: "Has the side effect of Youyou's speech disorder been cured?"

"That's not true."

Ziqiao and Meijia became more and more confused now.

Since Yoyo is not well yet, what drama audition will she attend?

sleeping Beauty? Poisoned Snow White? Or the Yu Mo version of the Flower Fairy?

Facing the confused looks of the two people, Guangu continued: "I heard that Yuyou said that he wanted to remake Shakespeare's play. Although I like Shakespeare quite a lot, but according to Yuyou... there is not a single line in the script written by this guy. Human words.

"So she felt that she could just give it a try in her current state. The worst thing she could do was fail the interview."

"Okay."

Zi Qiao shrugged and leaned casually next to Mei Jia. He returned to the topic: "So I really can't flirt with that Yanyan?"

"What do you think?"

Guangu and Meijia stared at Ziqiao expressionlessly.

Zi Qiao compromised decisively and said: "Okay, okay, if you don't want to flirt with her, don't flirt with her. I, Lu Xiaobu, am no worse than this beauty."

The two of them nodded with satisfaction.

However, after a while, Zi Qiao quickly asked unwillingly: "Is it okay if I just have a good impression?"

Guangu: (⊙﹏⊙).

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙).

Meijia smiled coldly and revealed the truth: "Since you don't intend to flirt with her, what's the use of trying to gain a good impression of her?"

"Well..."

Zi Qiao's body tilted slightly towards Meijia. He tilted his head and hesitated: "Can't I be in favor just to be friends?"

"As friends?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Sekiya and Meijia burst into laughter.

The most unacceptable thing in Zi Qiao's life is the contemptuous smile of others. This smile seems to say: "Is it just you? Lu Zi Qiao?"

He immediately scratched his head and asked dissatisfiedly: "Why, can't I make friends?"

"Ziqiao, it's not that you can't make friends, it's that you can't make friends of the opposite sex."

Guan Gu leaned on Zi Qiao and teased: "If you don't believe it, just count it yourself. Apart from the girls in our apartment, how many friends of the opposite sex do you have?"

"I don't have many friends of the opposite sex anymore."

Zi Qiao smiled contemptuously, but Guangu's next words made him instantly petrified.

"I'm talking about friends of the opposite sex who have never been in love with you or have any more than friendship relationships with you."

"hiss……"

He rolled his eyes and tried to search in his database for a friend of the opposite sex that matched Guan Gu's description.

As a result, Zi Qiao almost burned up her CPU, but she still couldn't find such a pure friend of the opposite sex.

"Damn, what the hell!"

Zi Qiao suddenly became dissatisfied. He thought that Lu Zi Qiao had a wide circle of friends, but he didn't even have an ordinary friend of the opposite sex.

"It's normal." Meijia said sarcastically, "For a big hungry wolf like you, the meat is placed in front of you, so there is no reason not to eat it."

"Are you challenging me?"

"Ah?" Meijia looked confused.

"Very well, I accept your challenge!"

Zi Qiao clapped her hands and said firmly: "I have decided that today's Yanyan will be my first step towards having friends of the opposite sex other than the girls in your apartment.

"I will show you how to be an ordinary friend with her!"

Guangu and Meijia looked at each other and shrugged helplessly, both speechless at Ziqiao's competitiveness.

But that's okay, at least Zi Qiao won't always think about flirting with that Yanyan, and the two of them can be regarded as helping this beauty solve a big problem.

Guangu took out his cell phone and checked the time, then touched his hungry belly and decided to go out for food.

Originally, Meijia, the life assistant, had always been responsible for 3602's food, but she and Ziqiao couldn't be too far away now. To be on the safe side, Nanfeng and Xiaohei specifically told them not to go out if they could in the past few days. .

It just so happens that Sekiya has nothing else to do recently, so he might as well help everyone solve the food problem.

"Okay, you guys entertain this friend from 3601, I'll bring you breakfast and buy some food."

Sekiya said and walked towards the gate of 3602, and soon disappeared.

Zi Qiao stood up straight, adjusted his suit and hairstyle, and prepared to make friends with Yan Yan in the best possible manner.

He took out the men's perfume spray from his pocket and sprayed it again, then smiled towards the toilet with a lewd face: "Wait, brother, I'm here to make friends with you!"

Zi Qiao, who was determined to win, held his head high, supported his waist, and walked towards the sofa with big strides.

However, he took only two steps, and his whole body suddenly felt numb as if he had been electrified. Zi Qiao's legs became weak and he sat down on the ground.

Fortunately, Zi Qiao reacted quickly and rolled backwards with the inertia of falling to the ground, and then he returned to the maximum range between him and Mei Jia.

Zi Qiao looked back in surprise, only to see that Mei Jia was still leaning against the wall and didn't walk towards him at all.

Ziqiao was very puzzled: "Chen Meijia, are you stupid? Why don't you leave?"

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, you're stupid!"

Meijia, who was also electrocuted, looked nonchalant: "Please understand, it's you who want to make friends with Yanyan, not me."

"If you want to leave, go ahead, why should I?"

Ziqiao asked with a smile: "Do you like being electrocuted so much?"

Meijia was now obviously trying to make Ziqiao unhappy: "Just electrocute, I don't care, anyway, I can't fall down against the wall.

"If you're really that good, just stand at the door and make friends with her."

"Stop it."

Zi Qiao glanced at Mei Jia and asked bluntly: "Just tell me what you want?"

"What do I want?"

Mei Jia snorted, and a smug sneer appeared on the corner of her mouth: "You didn't consider what I wanted when you carried me on your shoulders and ran around just now, and you didn't consider what I wanted when you used me as a barbell to do squats later.

"Now you want to make friends with the beautiful girl, and you ask me what I want?"

"I want to lean here now, what do you think?"

Zi Qiao understood now, after all this time, she was angry about this matter, and he thought Mei Jia was just jealous of him trying to win the favor of other girls.

Tsk

He stood up helplessly and walked towards Mei Jia, and when he came to Mei Jia, he raised a finger directly: "Then can I buy you a whole can of lollipops as compensation?"

Mei Jia leaned forward slightly: "You don't think a can of lollipops can get rid of me, do you?"

"Then what do you want? ”

She smiled sweetly, but her words were very high.

“I want you to pay me one month’s rent… No, three months!

“No, half a year!”

Zi Qiao sneered: “No, three months at most.”

Mei Jia rejected without thinking: “No, at least five months!”

“No, two months!”

“No, four months!”

“No, one month!”

“No, three months!”

“No, half a month!”

“No, one month!”

Zi Qiao clapped his hands: “Deal, just one month.”

“Huh?”

Before Mei Jia could figure out what was going on, she started counting on her fingers: “One seven equals seven, two seven equals forty-eight, March 8th Women’s Day, May 1st Labor Day, June 1st Children’s Day…”

Zi Qiao crossed his arms and happily watched her recite the multiplication table for a long time.

Finally, Meijia pouted and said aggrievedly: "No, how did it become a month!"

"Okay, forget it."

Ziqiao smiled and pulled Meijia to the sofa, promising: "At worst, I can treat you to a small barbecue."

Meijia's eyes lit up, and she blinked her big watery eyes and asked: "Then the can of lollipops you just mentioned..."

Ziqiao shook his head helplessly.

"Okay."

Here it comes