Chapter 537 A War of the Century Is Inevitable

Nanfeng looked at Zhan Bo and asked curiously: "So is it one hundred and eighty pounds or two hundred and five pounds?"

Zhan Bo wasn't too sure: "My impression is that he weighs one hundred and eighty pounds, but...it doesn't quite look like it."

"Yifei" chuckled and revealed Yu Mo's background mercilessly: "She insisted on telling everyone that she only weighed 180 pounds. I saw her on the scale when I was in high school. Is it her? I don’t know the maximum weight, but I can’t run at 205 pounds.”

"you!"

"Yu Mo" stared at "Yifei" angrily: "You actually betrayed me!"

"Yifei" shrugged and said disapprovingly: "This is not a question and answer test to see whether we have cognitive misalignment or consciousness exchange.

"Look, if I wasn't Yifei but Yumo, then I definitely wouldn't be able to say such embarrassing things."

"Yu Mo" gritted his teeth and looked at her as if he wanted to eat "Yifei" alive: "You also know this is embarrassing!"

Not to mention, even though "Yu Mo" is not very good at getting angry, paired with Yifei's body, her angry look at this moment is still quite intimidating.

"Yifei" instinctively shrank her neck, feeling a little scared.

But then she thought: I am Hu Yifei! When have you ever been afraid of others?

So the two "good sisters" were like two fighting cocks, staring at each other and refusing to give an inch.

Seeing the heated situation, Meijia quickly asked, "Excuse me, what was the most embarrassing thing that happened to Yifei when she was a child?"

"No, not at all!"

"Yifei" directly denied it without thinking: "How could a person as good as me have such an embarrassing incident!"

"No, you do!"

"Yu Mo" smiled proudly: "You had a lot of embarrassing things when you were a child."

"Yifei" suddenly shouted nervously: "Don't say it!"

"Yu Mo" was startled by the roar. When she came to her senses, she felt even more embarrassed and angry. She immediately started talking about Yifei's melons in kind.

"The most embarrassing embarrassment for Yifei when she was a child must have been when she confessed to the boy she liked, but people said she always thought she was a boy!"

"Wow..."

Everyone looked excited about eating a big melon, and the smiles on their faces almost reached behind their ears.

If there is anything more interesting in this world than the history of Yifei and Yumo's mutual scandals, it must be the history of mutual scandals between Yifei and Yumo who exchanged their bodies.

When everyone sees what they look like now, they feel funny that they are exposing their own dark history.

【Hurry up! Do it quickly! 】

[Let the black history come more violently! 】

At this time, Xiaoxian in a suit suddenly asked: "How young was this?"

Seeing everyone looking at him in confusion, he just replied concisely: "Don't get me wrong, I'm asking for someone."

"oh……"

Everyone nodded, expressing understanding.

Nan Feng and Zhan Bo looked at each other and exchanged a wave of information with their eyes.

[Nanfeng: Zhanbo, do you know about this? 】

[Zhan Bo: How could my sister tell me such a shameful thing? 】

[Zhanbo: Do ​​you know Nanfeng? 】

[Nan Feng: I don’t know either...the reason is the same as yours. 】

[Zhanbo: Then we...]

[Nanfeng: Continue? 】

[Zhanbo: Agree. 】

Nan Feng, who was full of bad intentions, and Zhan Bo, who was gradually being "bad" by him, looked at each other and smiled. However, Yifei was so angry that she was so angry that she completely ignored Xiao Xian's question and just shouted loudly.

"Qin Yumo, you!"

The furious Yifei opened her mouth wide. She took deep breaths several times before speaking tremblingly.

"You did it on purpose!"

"Yu Mo" made a face at Yifei, and she said imitatively: "This is not a question and answer test to see whether we have cognitive misalignment or consciousness exchange.

"Look, if I wasn't Yu Mo but Yifei, then I definitely wouldn't be able to say such embarrassing things."

"Good guy." Zhang Wei complained, "Except for changing his name, Yu Mo didn't change a single word."

Curry Sauce pulled Zhang Wei and told him to be careful about his words and actions: "Now Sister Yifei and Sister Yumo are fighting. They are very angry. Don't accidentally get into trouble."

Zi Qiao rubbed her hands excitedly, with a smile on her face: "I like to see two women fighting each other the most. It would be even better if they could fight..."

"Shut up!!!"

"Yifei" and "Yu Mo" turned their heads and stared at Ziqiao angrily.

Ziqiao instantly raised his hands to express surrender. He begged for mercy with a bitter look on his face: "You two heroines, please spare me."

Meijia stared at Zi Qiao next to her with disdain.

Curry Sauce whispered to Zhang Wei: "Look, I think the two of them are very angry now."

Zhang Wei cast a grateful look at the curry sauce.

Faced with Zi Qiao's behavior of speaking freely on the front foot and kneeling on the back foot at the speed of light, "Yifei" and "Yu Mo" did not continue to pursue it, or in other words, they had no time to deal with Zi Qiao now.

The two turned their heads again and stared directly at each other, as if a blazing fire was burning around them.

"Okay, Qin Yumo, you did a great job!"

"Yifei", whose dark history was exposed, looked at the confident Yu Mo, and she was furious.

"Yifei" shouted to everyone: "What are you all doing in a daze? Ask questions!"

"Ah? Ah. Ah!"

Everyone immediately understood what Yifei meant, and Yuyou, who had a speech disorder, quickly sent the question she had just thought of to Guangu.

"hiss……"

When Guangu saw the question sent by Yuyou, he immediately felt that his trigeminal nerve began to hurt. He looked at Yuyou in surprise, but he only received an eager nod and a sincere look from her.

Guangu took a deep breath, calmed down, and said tremblingly: "Excuse me, what is the shortcoming of each other that you can't tolerate the most?"

Everyone looked at Guan Gu in shock. In addition to shock and disbelief, there was also a hint of admiration in their eyes.

[Guangu, Guangu, you are so good. 】

[We just want to hear about their dark history and have some fun with it. 】

[Good for you, you are stepping on the accelerator towards World War III! 】

Sure enough, when "Yifei" and "Yu Mo" heard such a question, they both let out frightening and weird laughter.

"Yu Mo is sloppy! She's a nympho! She can't walk when she sees a handsome guy! When she was in high school, she secretly made a beauty ranking list for all the boys in the school!"

"Wow..."

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this, and even Xiao Hei, who originally just wanted to pass the test to defend his shaky outlook on life, couldn't help grinning at this moment.

"A ranking list of appearance?"

Nan Feng crossed his arms and looked at "Yu Mo" with a dumbfounded look: "You didn't pay attention to your own performance rankings in high school, but you actually had time to coordinate the appearance rankings of all the boys in the school?"

He clasped his hands into fists and said solemnly: "I admire you."

Everyone heard Nanfeng's sinister tone and burst into laughter again.

"Yu Mo" suddenly blushed with embarrassment. She covered her face in embarrassment and complained in her heart about why there was no crack in the floor for herself to slip into in such a big place as the little black suite.

Also, Hu Yifei!

【You are dead! ! ! 】

"Yu Mo" raised his head and started to fight back: "Yifei is domineering! She is very competitive! The most important thing is that she also loves to cheat!"

She said as she opened her collar and took out two thick cushions.

"What 32C, it's all fake!"

"Wow!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.

"Yifei" was so angry that she almost couldn't breathe: "Mine is fake, is yours real?"

As she spoke, she shook her heavy breasts.

"Damn, you are really the real deal, you don't have any moisture at all!"

"Yifei" suddenly felt that he had lost even more completely.

Wan Yu, who was used to seeing big scenes, was a little frightened at this moment: "Have Feifei and Yu Mo played too big a game? Isn't it a good idea for us to continue to fight against each other?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "How about you ask the next question?"

"This..." Wan Yu smiled coyly, "This is so embarrassing."

Before Nan Feng could say anything else, Wan Yu couldn't wait to ask: "Excuse me, what does Yu Mo like most about Nan Feng?"

"Hahahaha...wow!!!"

Everyone was holding their stomachs, hunching their waists, and their stomachs ached from laughing so hard. However, after they heard Wanyu's question, they finally couldn't hold it in any longer.

They all laughed so hard that they laughed and clapped their hands.

Nan Feng looked at Wan Yu dumbfounded: "No, this has nothing to do with me!"

Wan Yu smiled sheepishly and said, "It's none of your business, but that's what I want to know."

The shocked Nanfeng covered his chest and stepped back.

"good!!!"

Everyone who saw the excitement and didn't mind the trouble started cheering and hooting.

"Yu Mo" hesitated immediately after hearing this. She moved her lips, but she was too embarrassed to say a word in front of everyone.

However, she was embarrassed to say that "Yifei" didn't care so much: "I know, what Yumo likes most about Nanfeng... is that he is handsome.

"If Nanfeng looks like Zeng Xiaoxian, no matter how nice Nanfeng is, Yumo will have no interest in him."

Everyone closed their eyes and laughed wildly.

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips with an intriguing expression.

As for Xiaoxian in a suit who was affected by Chi Yu for no reason, he frowned and made a sound of dissatisfaction.

A man as outstanding as himself has been ruined by Zeng Xiaoxian's hardware in his life.

Seeing everyone roaring with laughter, Nan Feng narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at himself with a bright smile. "Yu Mo" immediately said angrily: "I didn't!"

"Yifei" curled her lips upon hearing this: "You mean you are actually a faceless person?"

"I……"

"Yu Mo" is really embarrassed. Even if she says that she doesn't care about her face, no one will believe her.

She was so angry that she smashed the can and started to poke Yifei's tires.

"Yifei, you secretly wore my skirt when you were a kid!"

Everyone booed again.

"Yifei" replied without giving in: "You even stole my snacks when you were a kid!"

"Your snacks gave me a stomachache after eating them, and I was hospitalized that night!"

"Your skirt is so big, I can't wear it by myself, Zhan Bo and I wear it together!"

Zhan Bo's smile, which was still laughing, suddenly faded, and everyone's laughter also stopped.

Everyone looked at Zhan Bo strangely at first, and then... they laughed even more happily.

I never expected it, everyone never expected it.

They never imagined that Zhanbo, who talks about Transformers, Optimus Prime, silent aliens, and UFO, would actually wear skirts when he was a child.

And she and Yifei both wore the same skirt at the same time!

Could it be that straight men like Zhan Bo also had a pink and tender girl's heart when he was a child? ,

It’s true that people can’t be judged by their appearance!

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

"I, I..."

Zhan Bo instantly turned red with embarrassment. Faced with everyone's ridicule, he simply went to the doctor because of his illness. He pointed at Zi Qiao, who was laughing at him the most happily.

"Once, Zi Qiao met a very beautiful woman in a bar. The two of them had a very happy conversation and went to a hotel to book a room that night.

"It turned out that this beauty was taking a shower inside, and Zi Qiao took off his pants before he found her Thai ID card. He was so frightened that he picked up his pants and ran away!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and for a moment they didn't realize what Zhan Bo meant.

beauty? Thai ID card? So scared that you picked up your pants and ran away?

Oh...could it be said? ? ?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Meijia laughed so hard that she burst into tears. She patted Zi Qiao's shoulder heavily and asked, "Zi Qiao Jun, didn't you meet a Thai ladyboy?"

"ah!!!"

Everyone laughed and made sharp explosions. Even "Yifei" and "Yu Mo", who had been fighting each other, temporarily made a truce and started laughing.

"Lu Zhanbo!" Zi Qiao gasped and roared word by word, "You actually betrayed me!"

Wan Yu laughed so hard that she lost all her strength. She poked Zhan Bo and asked feebly: "Zhan Bo, how did you know about this?"

The matter of Zhan Bo's skirt seemed to be covered up like this. He couldn't help but feel very good and said proudly: "The ladyboy also chased me to the apartment the next day. Zi Qiao and I were the only ones in the apartment at that time. In the end, it was me who helped. Let Zi Qiao escape the disaster."

Guan Gu's face was full of curiosity: "Ziqiao, why did your [Surprise Glimpse] suddenly stop working?"

"nonsense!"

Veins popped up on Zi Qiao's forehead, and he twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Do you think Thai ladyboys are like the Xiaowan you met before?

"No matter how powerful my [Surprise Glance] is, I can't see anything wrong with a transgender person who has been raised as a girl since he was a child!"

Except for Guan Gu, who stared at Zi Qiao with a look of resentment, the others laughed even more happily.

"Lu Zhanbo, you forced me to do this!"

Zi Qiao pointed at Zhan Bo and retaliated fiercely: "Not long ago, we went to the bar to drink together. Zhan Bo, who was distracted, looked at the long queue of girls in the bar, and he also lined up with an empty head.

"The entire queue was full of girls, and there was just one big boy named Zhanbo, but he just didn't notice the weird looks and whispers from all the girls.

"Until the end, almost all the girls in front of Zhanbo disappeared... Only then did he get beaten up unbearably by the girls queuing up to go to the toilet and kicked out of the queue!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The girls were all laughing so hard that they were laughing, while the boys were staring at Zi Qiao with strange expressions on their faces.

"What about that, Zi Qiao." Guan Gu explained helpfully, "You may have drank too much that night and got confused. Zhan Bo was not the one who lined up to go to the women's restroom.

"It was Zhang Wei who was preparing for the law exam at the time and was still concentrating on endorsing the law in the bar."

"What?!!"

When Zi Qiao heard this, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

Zhang Wei, who was already dark-faced, now turned completely black. He cleared his throat and solemnly declared: "Lu Ziqiao, don't blame me for self-defense!"

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows: "Can self-defense still be used here?"

Why did Nan Feng feel that even if Zhang Wei didn't drink the milk before the expiry date, which caused him to have diarrhea, he successfully entered the examination room, and there was a high probability that he would not be able to pass the law test.

"Zhang Wei, it's not that I underestimate you...well, I just underestimate you."

Zi Qiao glanced at Zhang Wei with disdain. He didn't think that Zhang Wei didn't have his own embarrassment, but the embarrassment he had in his hands couldn't be more embarrassing than the Thai ladyboy thing.

As Zi Qiao was the person who had the most social deaths in the apartment, ordinary social death attacks had no effect on him.

"Zhang Wei, just use whatever tricks you have!"

Zhang Wei sneered when he heard Zi Qiao's words, and said confidently: "I remember one time... Youyou spread gossip in a bar, and ended up telling the gossip directly to the unknown owner.

"At that time, the girl's face was so angry that she almost called the police to accuse Youyou of spreading rumors and defamation!"

"ah?!!"

Youyou pointed at herself in astonishment. She couldn't understand why Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao were competing with each other and talking about their dark history!

Zhang Wei waved his hand and explained: "Oh, Zi Qiao is too thick-skinned, and ordinary dark history has no effect on him.

"Who makes you his aunt? It's reasonable for a nephew to pay his aunt."

[It’s so reasonable! 】

A bunch of nonsense popped out of Yuyou's mouth again. She was his aunt but not his mother, so it was none of her business!

[Okay, okay, you all play like this, right? 】

[Mom, I will play with you to the end today! 】

Youyou gritted her teeth fiercely, as if she had made some kind of determination, and she tremblingly opened the memo on her phone called "The Dark History of the Apartment".

"hiss……"

Sekiya and Meijia on the side glanced at Youyou's mobile phone and suddenly took a breath of cold air.

It seems that a battle of the century is inevitable!

Coming, coming

The more serious dream chapter ends, let's have some fun.

In fact, the embarrassing incident of accidentally queuing in the women's restroom was a personal experience of a friend of Pigeon, but the location was not a bar, but a school restroom where a midterm exam had just ended.