Chapter 535 Where Did the Mirror Come From?
Xiao Hei's whole body tensed up instantly when he heard Nan Feng's words. He pushed Nan Feng away and said in a panic but firmly.
"Nan Feng, of course it's best for you to feel happy, but brother... I'm a fucking straight man!"
Nanfeng was stunned for a moment, and then his face instantly turned black.
"I'm a fucking straight man too!"
Xiao Hei breathed a sigh of relief. When he saw Nan Feng's dissatisfied eyes, he explained guiltily.
"You can't blame me for overthinking it. If you were suddenly hugged by your good brother and he said, 'I have never felt as happy as I am right now,' you would panic!"
Nan Feng's head was full of black lines: "Xiao Hei, you not only misunderstood my orientation, but also insulted my aesthetics."
When Xiao Hei heard Nanfeng's words, his inexplicable competitiveness suddenly rose. He asked unconvincingly: "What do you mean I insulted your aesthetics? Am I not handsome?"
Nan Feng looked at Xiao Hei carefully: "Your appearance... I guess you have to be ranked behind Teacher Zeng."
"Depend on!"
Xiao Hei looked unhappy.
Nan Feng patted Xiao Hei on the shoulder, he smiled and joked: "It's okay, it doesn't matter whether we think you are handsome or not. Anyway, Sadako just thinks your chubby face and hands are cute."
Xiao Hei was shocked when he heard this: "How do you know? Isn't my suite soundproofed?"
Nan Feng smiled proudly: "Stupid Xiao Hei, do you think you can hide the affair between you and Sadako from me by soundproofing your suite?
"Your suite has been soundproofed, but Sadako's suite is not soundproofed. Even if her suite is soundproofed, her best friend's suite is not soundproofed.
"Even her best friend's suite is soundproofed... We also have two gossip activists, Youyou and Meijia, on the sixth floor.
"You still want to hide it? You can't hide it."
"Fuck!"
Xiao Hei cursed in a low voice.
Nanfeng ignored Xiao Hei's curse. He looked at everyone in the dream instrument and asked doubtfully: "I'm already awake, why haven't they woke up yet?"
Xiao Hei explained: "Everyone got up early in the morning and messed around, and everyone was very sleepy. The quality of sleep in the dream was also not good, so I set a sleep mode for them so that they could have a good sleep after exiting the dream. Yes, they are sleeping soundly now.”
"Understood."
Nan Feng nodded. He looked at the time and realized that it was almost afternoon.
"This Dream Device is indeed something that is easy to get addicted to. It actually caused me to miss my morning exercise." Nanfeng complained casually.
Xiao Hei glanced at Nanfeng expressionlessly: "You have the nerve to say that?"
Nanfeng smiled sheepishly: "This time it was an accident. Next time, next time I will definitely pay attention to the time and never indulge in the dream world."
"Do I need you to pay attention to the time next time?" Xiao Hei gritted his teeth and said, "I will design a dream anti-addiction system right away. As soon as the time is up, I will kick you all out!
"This saves me from worrying all day long, fearing that the Dream Instrument will overload and crash.
"Do you know if a dozen machines break down at the same time, let alone the repair materials, how much time will it take for me to repair the machines?"
Xiao Hei stared at Nanfeng fiercely: "For a genius among geniuses like me, if I waste my time on this kind of thing, I will be murdering my life and value!
"No, you are murdering the precious wealth and bright future of all mankind!"
"Hey, that's not it, your hat is too big!"
Nan Feng had a look of astonishment on his face. He just had a sweet dream for a while longer, so how could he become the culprit who is plotting against the future of all mankind?
But in a sense, Xiao Hei's words still make sense.
Although the birth of the Dream Device is full of chance, if he can really improve the Dream Device into a universal device that everyone can use, then Xiao Hei's name will definitely be embedded in the history of mankind and become the greatest inventor. .
Nan Feng frowned.
...Speaking of which, what's Xiao Hei's name?
Free...water?
Forget it, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I have known him for two years and he has never mentioned his name.
Of course, Xiao Hei on the side didn't know that Nanfeng had almost forgotten his name. He hummed a few times and stretched out his hand to motion for Nanfeng to follow him to sit on the sofa in the living room.
As soon as Nanfeng sat down, Xiaohei took out his mobile phone from his pocket and turned on the recording in front of him.
"Please explain in detail what happened in your dream, and what you know about what happened to other people, so that I can make further improvements to the Dream Device."
When Nanfeng saw Xiao Hei's expression suddenly becoming serious, he knew that he had entered the "bloodless, tearless, emotionless invention weirdo" mode.
I have to say that Nanfeng still admires Xiao Hei's character and self-control that he can be funny when he should be funny and be serious when he should be serious.
He smiled, then his expression became serious, and he told Xiao Hei what happened in the dream in as much detail as possible.
During this process, Xiao Hei would interrupt Nan Feng from time to time, and then ask him a series of questions that were unexpected or beyond his cognitive scope like a barrage of questions.
Nan Feng was confused by these brain-burning questions, but he still tried his best to cooperate with Xiao Hei's questions.
After an unknown amount of time, as Xiao Hei finished recording, Nan Feng leaned back on the sofa with his eyes blank, pressing his swollen temples with both hands.
"Ah~~~"
Nanfeng wailed: "It's finally over."
"Can you please stop looking like you've been screwed every time you complete an investigation with me?" Xiao Hei returned to his funny look and said, "Please show some energy, you're just contributing to the common welfare of all mankind."
Nan Feng waved his hands weakly: "I'm familiar with this. When I was still studying, my tutor used the same tone to make me happy."
He raised his eyes and asked, "How is it, is what I just said helpful to you?"
"It's definitely helpful, but I still need to combine other people's answers to judge how to improve the dream instrument in the future."
Xiao Hei looked at the time, stood up and said, "The sleep mode of the dream instrument is about to end. Let's see if they will give me some unexpected surprises after they wake up."
"Unexpected little surprises?"
Nan Feng savored these words carefully. Somehow, he suddenly had a bad premonition.
Nan Feng vaguely felt that if there was really a surprise, then this little surprise... would probably be a bit shocking.
The two returned to the place where the dream instrument was. At this time, all the hatches were slowly opened. Everyone opened their eyes in a daze and walked out of the dream instrument.
Meijia and Ziqiao, who were close at hand, looked at each other subconsciously, and then turned their heads away with a "huh".
Zhang Wei looked back at the dream instrument, and his expression seemed satisfied, but also seemed to be lost.
After Xiaoxian came out, he looked around in confusion. After a while, he suddenly widened his eyes and froze in place.
Yifei and Yumo closed their eyes, covered their dizzy heads, and staggered so hard that they almost couldn't stand.
"Where are we?"
Curry sauce was still a little dizzy. She looked around confusedly, unable to tell whether it was a dream or reality.
"Everyone." Nanfeng opened his arms to everyone, "Welcome back to reality."
Except for Xiaoxian who was dumbfounded and Yifei and Yumo who were really dizzy, everyone smiled at each other and hugged Nanfeng and Xiaohei together.
After everyone hugged and dispersed, Curry Sauce suddenly seemed to remember something. She covered her neck and pointed at Youyou and shouted.
"I remember, Sister Youyou, you cut my neck!"
"Ah?"
Youyou was startled by Curry Sauce's shouting. Before she could react to what Curry was talking about, Zhanbo echoed loudly.
"Yes, Youyou, you also stabbed my kidney!"
Ziqiao and Meijia seemed to have thought of some bad memories. The two of them stared at Youyou with unfriendly eyes. Obviously, they were also ambushed by the murderer.
"Me?"
Youyou felt that she was wronged to death. This was obviously Zhang Wei's imaginary parents who did it. What did she have to do with it!
She was about to explain: "You have such a high-speed machine entering China. Remember the principle I gave you when you were young."
"Ah?"
Everyone was stunned when they heard the incomprehensible words from Youyou's mouth.
What on earth is Youyou talking about?
Youyou was also frightened by her own messy and illogical words.
She waved her hands and said: "I will make your eyes into cans for discounts and promotions. Buy two and get one free!"
Everyone: "..."
Everyone's face was full of question marks. They looked at Youyou in confusion and couldn't figure out what she was talking about.
What does it mean to make eyes into cans for discounts and promotions, buy two and get one free?
Did she think everyone was the three-eyed Erlang Shen?
Youyou covered her mouth with horror, and she shook her head in fear, not understanding why she suddenly became so strange.
Everyone gathered around Youyou and asked in a flurry of words.
"Youyou, what's wrong with you?"
"Youyou, are you okay?"
"Youyou..."
Nanfeng, who was standing by, stroked his chin and thought. Although he had never seen Youyou in this situation before, he always felt that this scene had a familiar sense of déjà vu.
It was as if...
Nanfeng suddenly had an idea, and he clapped his hands and figured out where this familiar feeling came from.
Isn't this just like the various strange side effects that would appear from time to time every time he entered the dream instrument (the original treatment cabin) for testing!
Nanfeng immediately looked at Xiaohei, and Xiaohei nodded with a strange look on his face.
"Everyone make way." Nanfeng hurriedly urged, "Let Xiaohei see what happened to Youyou."
Everyone then remembered that there was an omnipotent Xiaohei here, and they quickly moved aside to let Xiaohei squeeze in.
Zhanbo and Wanyu thought about it and felt that it was useless for them to just watch here, so they turned around to support Yifei and Yumo who were dizzy.
As for Mr. Zeng who had been in a daze, he looked fine anyway, so let him stand there quietly.
Xiao Hei came to Youyou, and he stretched out his hand to Nanfeng behind him and said: "Nanfeng, lend me the smart bracelet I gave you before."
Nanfeng took off the bracelet decisively and handed it to Xiao Hei.
Xiao Hei first motioned Youyou to put on the bracelet by herself, and then said: "Don't worry, Youyou, I promise you that your current situation will definitely not be a big problem.
"You know Nanfeng's messy reflexes and strange reactions that he couldn't help complaining about before, you are probably about the same as him now.
"Basically, these minor problems can be restored to normal in one or two days at the shortest, and three or five days at the longest, so you don't have to be afraid."
Youyou, who was wearing the bracelet, blinked when she heard this, and she looked up at Nanfeng next to her.
Nanfeng nodded at her: "I have been feeling strange for one or two days every half a month recently, but they are all minor problems, and basically I can get better after a good night's sleep."
Guan Gu and Zi Qiao, who were right next to Youyou, patted Youyou on the shoulder: "Don't worry, we are here."
The panicked Youyou finally felt relieved.
Xiao Hei continued: "Youyou, try to say what you want to say one word at a time."
Youyou nodded, and she said: "Guan..."
After saying this word, Youyou frowned, looking embarrassed, as if she was fighting against her instinct.
Everyone waited silently, and about five seconds later, Youyou uttered the second word.
"Gu..."
... After another five seconds, Youyou uttered the third word with difficulty.
"You..."
...
"Ge..."
"Fuck..."
"Damn!"
It took Youyou half a minute to say just six words.
Everyone's face was filled with helplessness, and Guan Gu was even more helpless.
At this time, from what Youyou said, why is she still angry with herself?
Curry couldn't help but look up at the sky: "Oh my God, there is actually a person in this world who speaks slower than the eldest brother."
Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement: "If the eldest brother knew, he would be very happy."
When Youyou heard what Curry and Zhang Wei said, she became anxious: "Eat grapes without spitting out pineapple seeds!"
Ziqiao patted Youyou's hand: "Aunt, you'd better stop talking now.
"We might as well listen to the eldest brother say tongue twisters instead of listening to you."
Youyou, who was already irritable, stepped on Ziqiao fiercely, and Ziqiao's face instantly turned as pale as pig liver.
Meijia, who was standing next to Ziqiao, gloated and mocked: "You deserve it. "
Next, Xiao Hei conducted a few simple tests on Youyou, and the smart bracelet on Youyou's wrist also sent the detected information to Xiao Hei's mobile phone.
"It's okay, it should be the same as Nanfeng before, a small problem caused by excessive brain excitement, and it will be fine in a few days."
Xiao Hei looked down at the information on the phone and said.
Guan Gu was a little anxious after hearing this: "What does "should" mean?"
"...Guan Gu, your Chinese is so good."
Xiao Hei patiently explained: "'Should' means 'probably', 'eighty percent', 'basically', do you understand now?"
"No, I know what 'should' means."
Guan Gu waved his hands repeatedly: "I'm asking if there is no way to be sure?"
"Oh, there is that too."
Xiao Hei pointed to the closed door on one side: "There are professional equipment inside. If you are not sure, check it in detail."
Zi Qiao asked curiously: "Xiao Hei, you are an inventor who studies machinery and artificial intelligence. What are the so many inspection equipment in the room for? "
Xiao Hei chuckled when he heard this, while Nan Feng's face turned awkward.
Let's put it this way, all the equipment that You You used for the inspection will be stained with Nan Feng's smell.
Seeing that Xiao Hei was willing to help You You with a more detailed inspection, Guan Gu quickly bowed and said, "Then please."
"It's not a big deal."
Since Guan Gu wanted to be at ease, Xiao Hei didn't have any objections.
He continued, "Inspecting one person is also an inspection, inspecting a group is also an inspection, do any of you think you have any problems, just line up and check together."
Everyone pondered for a while, and then looked at Yi Fei, Yu Mo and Xiao Xian, who were obviously very abnormal from the beginning.
Xiao Xian had come back to his senses at this moment, and he smiled faintly and said, "It's not impossible to do an inspection, I just happen to want to know what happened to me."
"Hmm? "
Zi Qiao, Mei Jia, Zhan Bo and Curry Sauce felt that Mr. Zeng's tone was very strange now, and it was completely different from his usual tone.
Nan Feng, who had the most sensitive hearing and could even tell if a person was lying by his tone and rhythm, raised his eyebrows when he heard this.
He whispered in disbelief: "Teacher Xian?"
"Yeah."
Xiao Xian in a suit finally couldn't contain his joy, and he laughed and said, "It seems that Xiao Xian Zeng will have a few days off."
"Well, one can't speak, and the other is just crazy."
Zi Qiao, who didn't know why, was still complaining, while Nan Feng, Wan Yu, You You and Guan Gu were dumbfounded and stared at Xiao Xian in a suit with disbelief.
How did Teacher Xian show up!
Just when Nan Feng and the others felt like they were struck by lightning, Yi Fei and Yu Mo, who had their eyes closed tightly, finally slowly lost the lingering dizziness in their minds.
Zhan Bo asked with concern: "Sister, Sister Yu Mo, are you two okay? "
Yu Mo let out a long breath, waved her hand and said casually: "It's just a little dizzy, no big deal.
"If I can't stand this, then my twenty years of martial arts training will be in vain."
Yi Fei's tone was rare and gentle: "Zhan Bo, I'm fine. Anyway, I don't have to go to work today. I'll go back to 3604 and lie down for a while."
They opened their eyes and looked at each other subconsciously.
"Wow, where did the mirror come from?"
Yi Fei and Yu Mo said in unison.
Here it comes,
A new chapter begins. Pigeon should have said that these chapters are a little unscientific.
I still update once a day. Yesterday's 10,000 words really took my life. My legs are in so much pain now. I need to rest for a few more days.
The doctor's advice is to rest for at least two weeks. I will definitely resume normal updates before the 23rd.