Chapter 527: Cute Little South Wind

"Let the imaginary partner appear stably in the dream world?"

Yifei groaned: "It's not impossible, but I don't know if Xiaohei can do it."

If Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly said this at the beginning, she would definitely think that this guy is a little bit mentally ill. Why must Xiaohei spend time and effort to improve a less useful function.

But after experiencing the departure of Xiaoze and Mufeng, getting the help of Xiaoxian and Mario in suits, and now understanding the relationship between Zhang Wei's imaginary parents and Zhang Wei, she gradually understood the significance of the imaginary partner to the main body.

The most important thing is that Yifei can no longer convince herself that the imaginary partner is just a fictional character made up by boys when they are bored.

She has no excuses or reasons to object.

"Is it really possible?"

Guan Gu was ecstatic when he heard this. The relationship between him and Mario was originally very deep, and of course he would not object to such a thing.

As for Wanyu and Youyou, the two of them can be called a pair of curious babies in the apartment. Naturally, they both agree with such a novel and interesting thing.

Just when everyone reached a consensus, Wanyu suddenly said: "Actually, I think... this killing game is quite fun."

Youyou widened her eyes in astonishment, and she asked incredulously: "What's so fun about this game? Why don't I feel it at all?"

"Oh, we came here with a mission this time, of course it's not fun."

The clever Wanyu suggested: "After everything is over, we will come to the dream world next time to formulate the rules of the game, so that the killing game will become the werewolf killing in the dream world?"

"Huh?"

Youyou's eyes lit up when she heard it, and she clapped her hands: "Oh, so the whole thing is actually two werewolves stabbing people everywhere, Zhanbo and Curry Sauce were stabbed to death directly, and no last words were left.

"Then the witch Mario used the antidote to revive Yifei who was stabbed, the prophet Xian teacher successfully detected the two werewolves, everyone collectively voted to kick the werewolves out of the game, and finally the good camp successfully won the story?

"If you put it that way... it seems quite interesting indeed."

Mario pointed at himself in surprise: "Me? Witch?"

"But I have a chick..."

Guan Gu quickly covered Mario's mouth: "Mario, this witch doesn't mean you are a girl."

"Don't talk nonsense, understand?"

Mario nodded cutely with his mouth covered.

Yifei snorted, she had some different opinions: "In a good dream world, you only plan to play Werewolf? Can't you have some more grand ideas?"

Xiaoxian asked casually: "For example?"

"For example..." Yifei's mind suddenly opened up, "For example, real-life fighting games?"

She couldn't find a suitable opponent (sandbag) in reality. If everyone could balance the combat power values ​​in the dream world, maybe she could warm herself up.

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses when he heard this: "If that's the case, I think real-life CS is also good. This way, when he bullies Mr. Zeng again, he can't make excuses that his computer is lagging."

Xiao Xian was very unconvinced: "But my computer is really lagging."

As a computer idiot, isn't it normal for the computer to be lagging?

Mario jumped and said: "I recommend the real-life version of Super Mario. I want to take you to save the princess together!"

Youyou suggested enthusiastically: "Why don't we try the immersive Need for Speed? In this way, we can not only drive luxury cars, but also save time for the driver's license test in the future."

"Then the real-life version of the original..."

"Stop!" Everyone scolded Wanyu's thoughts.

Although everyone didn't know what she wanted to say, they always felt that what Wanyu was going to say next seemed very dangerous.

Xiaoxian in a suit asked in surprise: "No, do you really think these games can be realized in the dream world?"

Yifei shrugged as a matter of course: "Even such a ridiculous world of Heavenly Sword and Dragon Saber can appear, I think there is nothing that cannot be realized in Nanfeng's dream."

"Agree."

The others nodded in unison.

Xiaoxian in a suit couldn't stop twitching his mouth, and he looked up at the sky helplessly.

If he really did it according to the ideas of these guys, Nanfeng's brain would explode along with the dream instrument.

But if the dream world can really be like what they imagined, then...

It should be very interesting, right?

Xiaoxian in a suit thought aimlessly, and when he came to his senses, he was surprised to find that these guys were still discussing how to transform the dream world.

Looking at their beaming and overjoyed looks, it seemed that everyone would raise their arms and call in the next second to tear down and reshape the entire dream world.

He glanced at Xiaonanfeng who was lying unconscious on the ground, and interrupted everyone's discussion speechlessly.

"Before discussing whether to play real-life fighting or real-life CS first, shouldn't you do the business first?"

"Business?"

Everyone paused in their discussion, and then they slapped their foreheads as if they had just woken up from a dream.

Yifei stamped her feet in annoyance: "Damn it, we almost forgot the business."

"This is all your fault, Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Xiaoxian widened his eyes in disbelief: "Can you blame me for this?"

The killing game was proposed by Wanyu, and it was Yifei who led everyone to think in a more grand direction.

This can't be blamed on him, right?

Yifei said with a strong sense of justice: "Anyway, it's your fault. If it weren't for your "for example", how could the following things happen. "

"Wow." Xiaoxian laughed angrily, "Is it wrong for me to be your supporting actor?"

Yifei glared at Xiaoxian, and the two of them stared at each other like cross-eyed.

"I said you two..." Xiaoxian in a suit had a blank expression, "You've gone astray again."

"Damn it!"

"Shit!"

The two shouted repeatedly.

The others looked at each other, they ignored the two and surrounded the unconscious Xiao Nanfeng.

"When Nanfeng wakes up, how should we wake him up?"

Guan Gu asked curiously at first, and then he seemed to remember some bad memories and trembled all over.

"Are you going to embed Nanfeng in the wall just like Mario did when he woke me up?"

"What?!!"

Youyou was shocked when she heard that. She asked in shock, "Why didn't you say that just now?"

Guan Gu asked in a low voice with a wooden face, "Youyou, as my girlfriend, shouldn't you care about me first?"

"Uh..."

Youyou turned her head stiffly and smiled at Guan Gu flatteringly, "Then is it too late for me to care about you now?"

"What do you think?"

Youyou smiled awkwardly.

Xiaoxian and Yifei, who had temporarily stopped fighting, finally came over. Yifei stretched out her hand and pinched Xiao Nanfeng's philtrum hard, while confidently guaranteeing it.

"It's just waking up Nanfeng. This is deadly simple.

"Just leave it to me." ”

Everyone’s eyelids jumped when they heard this.

[In his inner world, Xiaoxian chewed on a piece of sugarcane and explained casually.]

[Whenever Yifei swore and promised to hand over a task to her, then there would be no good result.]

[Last time, she said she was going to help us manage our finances so that we could make money to buy a house, and then... the housing prices in Shanghai were rising rapidly in those months.]

[We have lived in Shanghai for so many years, and we have never seen such an outrageous increase in housing prices.]

[For this reason, we privately summed up a Murphy’s Law.]

[The so-called Murphy’s Law: Don’t hand things over to Yifei alone.]

[If you violate Murphy’s Law, you will definitely regret it!]

Everyone looked at each other, and then they all came forward with laughter.

“Everyone help together.”

“Yes, yes, everyone work together.”

“Together, together. "

……

The unconscious Xiao Nanfeng slowly woke up under Yifei's pressure. He opened his eyes in confusion and saw the group of guys sitting beside him, staring at him with bright eyes.

Xiao Nanfeng raised his eyebrows and silently hugged the scroll in his arms.

……

The scene changed, and everyone who was originally sitting beside Xiao Nanfeng now had dry lips and dull eyes.

They were lying on the ground in all directions, with frustrated and lonely faces.

Xiao Nanfeng, who was lying on the ground before, was sitting there casually at this time, humming a few times with great pride.

"It seems that your fighting ability is not good enough."

"No, no."

Wanyu waved her hands weakly, with a hint of crying in her tone: "Feifei, was Nanfeng really so annoying when he was a child?"

Yifei rolled her eyes at Xiao Nanfeng: "Otherwise, why would I be so annoyed with him when I was a child. "

In order to wake up Nanfeng, they have tried their best.

At first, everyone tried to use talk therapy to make Xiao Nanfeng realize the falsehood of the dream world from all aspects, so that they could wake up Nanfeng like Xiaoze and Mufeng comforted Youyou.

As a result, Xiao Nanfeng didn't buy it at all. His three views were like welded. No matter what method everyone used to prove that it was just a dream, Xiao Nanfeng didn't care.

Even if this dream world is full of loopholes, Xiao Nanfeng can use his own set of adaptive three views to justify himself.

No matter whether Xiao Nanfeng's self-justification can convince others, he believes it himself.

If he is just stubborn, it's fine. At most, he can't make sense. But Nanfeng in his childhood is extremely sharp-tongued. That mouth can really make people angry.

At the beginning, when Xiao Nanfeng heard everyone say that this world is just a dream, he just poked everyone a few words without hurting them, and kindly advised them whether they should see a doctor. ,

Until Yifei felt that the method of talking therapy seemed to have no effect on Xiao Nanfeng, she simply turned her anger directly on Nanfeng's parents.

This was a perfect match, it was incredible.

He went up the mountain to play with everyone, but they surrounded him and said a lot of weird things, and even said that his father had died a long time ago and asked him to face reality...

How could they curse people like this!

The angry Xiao Nanfeng immediately went all out, he didn't care whether the person in front of him was the best in the world, Zhang Zhenren, he opened his mouth to Everyone started to talk back, and they were so angry that they broke down.

Yifei was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and wanted to let Xiaonanfeng experience the kindness of the little nun again.

It was a pity that Yifei's iron fist of justice did not fall on Xiaonanfeng in the end.

It was embarrassing enough to get angry and want to hit someone when you couldn't win the argument. If you really hit an eight-year-old child... Yifei really couldn't afford to lose this person.

Not to mention that although Xiaonanfeng was a sharp-tongued person, he would not speak badly casually.

It can only be said that they just stepped on Xiao Nanfeng's minefield.

The frustrated Guan Gu had a tendency to turn evil. He smiled grimly and said, "We can't fight now, and we can't talk him out. How about... we try to embed him in the wall?"

"Well..."

Everyone looked at each other and said in unison.

"Good idea."

"Great."

"I agree with it."

...

Xiao Nanfeng jumped up in shock when he heard this: "You adults only know how to play rogue. If you can't talk, you have to embed people in the wall.

"I don't want to play with you anymore. I want to go home! "

Xiao Nanfeng turned around and tried to run, but before his short legs could take a step, Yifei grabbed him by the back of his neck.

If Xiao Nanfeng ran away like this, people who didn't know where his home was might not be able to find him.

Yifei suddenly stood up and lifted Xiao Nanfeng, who looked like a chick, into the air.

She pinched Xiao Nanfeng's bouncy little face and said cheerfully, "How can you run away after scolding people?"

It's true that Xiao Nanfeng, who still had a little baby fat, was quite cute when pinched. She couldn't let go of him after pinching him.

"Let me go, you pervert! "

The captured Xiao Nanfeng stared at Yifei fiercely like an angry kitten.

He bared his teeth and claws, and fluttered towards Yifei with all his limbs, but this level of struggle not only had no lethality to Yifei, but also satisfied some of her strange habits.

The more Xiao Nanfeng struggled, the happier Yifei was. The anger that had been accumulated in her heart by his sharp tongue before was completely dissipated.

I can't beat him, and I can't talk him out of it, but it's okay to pinch your face, right?

Yifei poked Xiao Nanfeng's face complacently: "Didn't you just dislike our poor fighting ability? Are you satisfied now? "

Kicked in the air, Xiao Nanfeng wanted to turn around and bite Yifei's index finger that was poking his face, but he tried many times in vain.

He instinctively wanted to transform into Xiao Yanlongxia and run away, but as soon as the red light on his body lit up, Yifei interrupted his transformation with a bang on his head.

"Little friend, your idea is too naive. Have you ever seen any armor warrior who only transformed after falling into the hands of a supernatural beast?"

"Hmph!"

Xiao Nanfeng looked angry, but didn't say anything more.

After all, it fell into the hands of others. Continuing to be sarcastic at this time is equivalent to courting death.

But I'm still very unhappy!!!

Hate Yifei!!!

Yifei continued to rub Xiao Nanfeng's face and teased: "Why didn't I think your chubby face was so cute before?"

She looked at Wanyu and Youyou who were eager to try: "Do you want to try it too? "

Before the two agreed, Xiaoxian in a suit spoke first: "That's enough. If you keep making trouble, Xiaonanfeng will be so angry that she will eat people."

Youyou and Wanyu curled their lips. They looked at each other, took a few steps forward quickly, and poked Xiaonanfeng's face before they were satisfied.

Xiaoxian in a suit ignored Wanyu and Youyou who were jumping around. He walked slowly towards Xiaonanfeng and said in a deep voice.

"I'm sorry that things turned out like this, but you should be able to feel that we have no ill will towards you or your parents.

"Lead the way, take us to your home, we are going to a deep dream to meet your parents."

Here I come

I'm going to the hospital for an MRI tomorrow. I'll see if I can keep updating. It shouldn't be a big problem.

After taking the film tomorrow, we won't know what the cause is until next Monday. If there is no need for surgery or other messy things, I'll try to resume double updates before next Sunday.