Chapter 511: Sisters of Ice and Fire

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless as he stared at the tattered coffin in front of him. He could tell at a glance that it was a defective coffin.

What the hell is it to give a good review after using it? Do I have to wait until I am in my first seven days to come back and tell her if it works?

How outrageous!

He didn't even bother to protest loudly to the owner of the coffin shop, so he ran towards Mario and the others as hard as he could.

As long as there are other options, I am not willing to ask for help from these guys in front of me who are wearing weird clothes and looking weird.

Especially the cold-faced man opposite who was dressed in gray, with a long upper body and a short lower body, and eyes the size of mung beans.

Not only did he look very vulgar, but he also stared at me with disgust.

The way he looked at him didn't look like he was looking at an enemy, let alone a friend. If he had to describe it, it looked like he was looking at a brother who he hated but had to live with.

Such a look made Zeng Xiaoxian's scalp numb, but since these were the only ones left on the street, he could only try to seek their protection.

"Heroes, help me! A perverted aunt is trying to catch me!"

He rushed to the side of several people, and without thinking, he huddled behind the tallest one, Xiaoxian in a suit, and tightly grabbed the corners of Xiaoxian's clothes in the suit with one hand.

What Xiaoxian in a suit hated most was his useless look, so he patted Zeng Xiaoxian's hand that was holding the corner of his clothes without thinking.

“Let go! Let go! Let go!

"You can't afford my suit with three years' salary. It's very expensive!"

Zeng Xiaoxian took back his hand that was red from being patted, his little eyes were filled with grievances. If he hadn't known that he was being hunted, he would probably have burst into tears right now.

Before the three of them could formally chat with Zeng Xiaoxian and ask what happened, two gloomy female voices began to echo around them.

"Zeng Wuji, you can't run away!"

"If you know the truth, tell us your mother's identity quickly, so that we can save your legs for the sake of Wudang Yifei."

"Zeng...Wuji?!!"

Xiaoxian and Xiaoze, both in suits and Mufeng, exclaimed again.

"What the hell?"

A question mark popped up on Mario's head.

Xiaoze looked at Zeng Xiaoxian again and asked in surprise: "You, your name is Zeng Wuji?"

As soon as the name Zeng Wuji came out, Zeng Xiaoxian's identity in this dream world became obvious.

But the question is how did Teacher Zeng become Zhang Wuji?

He is not like Zhang Wuji, who is a kind-hearted but good guy. He is slow and coy in his dealings. He is easily deceived by girls. He likes girls who are strong and proactive. As a result, he is still hesitant among several girls who like him. He repeatedly Horizontal jump...

Huh?

It seems that except for the last one, Teacher Zeng is simply the chosen one, Zhang Wuji!

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled helplessly. What was he thinking just now?

Even if Zeng Xiaoxian is Yifei’s grandson, I would believe it!

As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian really became Yifei's grandson... and his disciples were also grandsons.

…

Do you really have a bit of a crow's mouth attribute?

"Yes, my name is Zeng Wuji."

Facing Xiao Zeyou Mufeng's inquiry, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded. After he answered, he asked uneasily: "You don't want to know who my mother is like the two crazy women, do you?"

Xiaoze shook his head again and said, "I'm not interested in who your mother is... Anyway, Teacher Zeng, don't worry, we will definitely protect you."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows in confusion: "Teacher Zeng? It sounds so familiar."

He waved his hand and continued to huddle timidly behind Xiaoxian in a suit: "Oh no, it doesn't matter, then it all depends on you."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was unwilling to cooperate, this group of strange people in strange clothes threatened to protect him, and the two sinister women's voices from before sounded again.

"I didn't want to hurt innocent people, but I didn't expect you to end up asking for your own death."

"Then you should accompany him!"

In the astonished gazes of the three fantasy partners, two of them were very revealingly dressed, with plump and sexy figures, and the passionate "Yuyou" walked out gracefully from the corner.

"Wow..."

Xiaoxian and Xiaoze Mufeng, both in suits, couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it!"

Mario closed his eyes tightly and stretched out his hand to block the sight of the other two people: "See no evil, see no evil!"

As a good friend of Guan Gu, Mario felt that he had to help Guan Gu protect Yuyou and prevent anyone from taking advantage of Yuyou.

Moreover, Guan Gu himself has never seen such a hot Youyou, how could he let others take the lead?

"Mario, are you an idiot? If you take one more look at their figures, you will know that these two are not Yoyo."

Xiaoxian in a suit shook off Mario's hand and reminded: "And they are our enemies. Do you want us to confront the enemy with our eyes closed the whole time?"

"Yes." Mario retracted his hand with a smile.

Xiaoxian in a suit glanced at the two Yoyos not far away again, and couldn't help but muttered: "If this were Yoyo in reality, she would probably have to put on dozens of cushions."

Xiaoze Youmufeng nodded with approval: "The two of them are just a little worse in stature than me."

"you?"

Xiaoxian in a suit turned to look at Xiaoze Youmufeng. The traces of lightning and fire on her had disappeared without a trace, and she looked like the first time he saw her again.

Only then did he realize that the figure gap between Ozawa Mata Mufeng and Mika was even more outrageous than that between Yuyou and the hot Yuyou in front of him. However, this sexy figure had been hidden under the loose kimono before, and he really didn't pay much attention to it. .

It seems that Lu Ziqiao not only did not treat him badly in reality, but he even refused to endure any hardship in fantasy.

Tsk tsk tsk, I’m so envious.

"Hey, hey, are you a little too outrageous?"

Xiao Nanfeng, who had been silent just now, finally couldn't help but complain: "It's okay if you don't feel scared when you see the sisters from the two heavens of ice and fire, but can you please stop pointing fingers at their figures."

"Sisters of ice and fire?"

Xiaoxian in a suit had begun to adapt to the messy names and titles in the dream world. He turned to look at Xiaonanfeng and asked, "Do you know them?"

"Don't know much."

Xiao Nanfeng stood on tiptoes and took a look through the gap as if he was sure of them, so he allowed the few sisters to tell them their last words.

He said quickly: "The two of them are twins like me and Little Red Riding Hood. The elder sister is called Sexy Yoyo, and the younger sister is called Hot Yoyo.

"The two are good at combining attacks, and their famous stunt is the legendary Xuanming Divine Palm, which can freeze all three legs of a man in an instant.

"And it is said that the cold poison in Xuanming God's palm is very insidious. The person in the palm will be covered in moisture and gain weight every day, and have rheumatism and cold legs. When it is windy and rainy, he will be tortured. In the worst case, it will damage the kidneys and make the man erect. Not hard, but hard and not long ago. I once peed three feet in the wind, but now I lower my head and wet my crotch.

"They can be said to be the nightmare of playboys and thieves all over the world. Especially those with obscene looks like you and Mario must be careful."

Suit Xiaoxian: (⊙⊙).

Xiaoze also enjoys the wind: (⊙⊙).

Mario: (⊙⊙).

At this moment, they no longer wanted to explore how many flaws there were in Xiao Nanfeng's words. The three of them just wanted to confirm one thing.

They should be in a normal, healthy, non-pornographic dream world, right?

Probably so?

Let’s not talk about the names of Sexy Youyou and Hot Youyou. If the cold poison of Xuanming Divine Palm has the effect of losing the glory, then will the legendary Nine Yang Manual be a Viagra book?

…

Wait, they are really in a normal, healthy, non-pornographic dream world now, right?

This is no joke! ! !

The three of them began to tremble.

Sexy Youyou and Hot Youyou, who had been keeping quiet since just now and allowed a few people to chat, saw the three adults in the lead start to tremble, thinking that they were scared after hearing Xiao Nanfeng's words.

My sister's sexy sister snorted: "I didn't expect that some of you would know the reputation of our sisters in the two heavens of ice and fire. In this case, I will give you another chance to regret it."

My younger sister Hotly nodded: "Yes, after all, we two sisters are not evil people, and we don't want to hurt innocent people. Our target is only Zeng Wuji. It's too late for you irrelevant freaks to leave now."

Mario said with emotion: "Wow, there are actually villains in this world who are unwilling to hurt innocent people. As expected of Yoyo, they are so gentle."

Xiao Zemu Feng also nodded: "Indeed, only in the dream world can such a kind-hearted villain appear."

Xiaoxian in a suit's face darkened when he heard this: "No, do you have to praise your enemies in front of them?

"Besides, villains are villains, no matter how kind they are, they are still villains."

"Did you misunderstand something?"

Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three of them with a strange expression: "The sisters of Ice and Fire are famous heroines in the six major sects. How can they be villains?"

"ah?"

The turn of events was once again beyond the expectations of the three fantasy partners, but for some reason, they seem to have gotten used to it now.

Anyway, it’s just reversal, reversal, and reversal, just not following the original plot.

Okay, let’s continue the reversal, I want to see how outrageous this story will be in the end!

"So I'm also curious about what the reason is."

Xiao Nanfeng squeezed to the front, he waved to the sisters of Ice and Fire and shouted.

"Sisters, I have a question for you."

He pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was huddled behind Xiaoxian in a suit: "Obviously, this brother is only ten years old. He is just a child. He is definitely not a scumbag or a thief. Why do you want to arrest him?"

When the three fantasy partners heard this, they immediately turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Could this be ten years old?

He's actually ten years old? !

Nanfeng, you can actually tell that he is ten years old? ! !

The three of them put their hands on their foreheads in pain. They felt that it might still take a little while before they could fully integrate into the dream world.

Of course, it is also possible that they will never be able to integrate into this inexplicable and wonderful world.

"Why?"

The two sisters replied in unison: "First ask Zeng Wuji who his father is?"

Xiao Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Who is your father?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused: "My father is Zhang Cuishan."

Xiao Nanfeng suddenly realized: "Then you really deserve to die."

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