Chapter 506 A Sweet Dream? Or an Adventure?

"Are you all ready?"

"Ready."

"Do you need me to repeat the precautions I just told you?"

"You've said it eight hundred times."

Xiao Hei made an OK gesture: "Then you can go in, I will wait for you outside.

"One final word: You are so lucky. I just fixed the shortcoming a few days ago that you have to shave your head to enter the Dream Instrument. Otherwise, you guys on the sixth floor will become a bald gang."

Hearing this, Yu Mo complained: "Then why don't you change Meimengyi's LOGO by the way? Isn't the word [Dian] too unlucky?"

Everyone looked at the big cursive word "Dian" in the center of the cabin door and nodded in agreement.

"This is not the word [Die], it is the cursive script [Black] written vertically. It is my anti-counterfeiting sign."

Xiao Hei urged: "Hurry up, otherwise the machine may really be overloaded."

Meijia said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of? If it doesn't work, just cut off the power."

"Yeah, I really hope that all the precision equipment and instruments in this world can just cut off the power or be forced to shut down like you said."

He no longer explained anything, but just waved his hand and asked everyone to quickly enter their respective dream instruments: "You can just help me test the stability of multi-player connections, hurry up, hurry up."

Zi Qiao snorted: "I knew he wanted us to be guinea pigs."

"It's such a fun thing to do when you're dreaming, but it's fine even if you're a guinea pig."

Yifei didn't care about this. As the eldest sister of the apartment, she took the lead and strode into the dream instrument.

Everyone looked at each other, covered the unlucky word "Dian" on the cabin door with their hands, and stepped into their respective dream instruments one by one.

As the hatch slowly closed, everyone felt their eyes go dark.

Gradually, everyone felt as if someone was gently stroking their fingertips with feathers, and a numbing feeling was being transmitted from every inch of exposed skin to the depths of their brains.

A misty, silky voice sounded in their ears at some point. When everyone wanted to carefully identify what the sound was, they realized that they were too sleepy to think.

Their eyelids began to become heavier and heavier, and their consciousness became more and more blurred. It seemed as if there was a gravitational force pulling everyone down layer after layer in the never-ending sea of ​​clouds.

Falling.

Falling...

Fall...fall...

At some point, a little boy's voice came from all directions in the sea of ​​clouds, but now everyone has long lost the ability to listen.

"A sweet dream? Or an adventure?"

"Hey, hey, are you a little too sleepy?"

"You have to choose, you bastard!"

…

Zeng Xiaoxian, wearing a top-notch customized suit, opened his eyes and woke up. He elegantly dusted off the dust on his gray suit, with a hint of playfulness at the corner of his mouth.

"A sweet dream? An adventure?"

"I see... what a bunch of useless guys."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked around and found that he was in a barren mountain, with nothing else around except exposed rocks and a few sparse weeds.

"Where is this?"

Meijia's gentle voice came from behind him.

Xiaoxian turned around and saw Meijia wearing a Japanese kimono suddenly appearing in the empty place just now.

Just like the evil smile on his lips that was "very un-Zeng Xiaoxian" at the moment, the gentleness on this Meijia's face was also "very un-Meijia".

Xiaoxian did not choose to pay attention to the Meijia in front of him. He just murmured to himself: "If it is a dream world, I should be able to do it as long as I want."

So he snapped his fingers, and a giant python with mosaics all over its body emerged from the ground and tightly wrapped around Meijia in front of him.

The giant python stretched out its long tongue and gently licked Meijia's face, but considering that its tongue looked like a mosaic of vaguely visible lengths, this scene was somewhat inappropriate for children.

"Sorry, the result of the first attempt was not ideal, and the appearance was relatively hasty, but at least the purpose has been achieved."

Xiaoxian took a few steps back silently, and said with a smile: "Now you have half a minute to introduce yourself, please."

If the real Meijia was entangled by such a giant python with mosaics all over her body, she would have been frightened. However, the Meijia in front of her still looked like a gentle wife.

"It's not good to tie up a weak woman like me with such a big and thick rope when we first meet, isn't it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed: "You still have twenty-five seconds."

Meijia just smiled faintly: "Although I am just a weak woman, if it weren't for turtle shell binding, no matter how big or thick the guy is, he can't tie me down."

The next moment, she appeared next to Xiaoxian in a flash.

"My name is Xiao Zeyou Mufeng. It's our first time meeting you. Please give me some advice."

Xiaoze nodded slightly towards Zeng Xiaoxian again.

"Xiao Ze and Mu Feng? Lu Ziqiao's imaginary partner?"

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand to disperse the mosaic python, and bowed slightly to express his apology.

"So do I need to introduce myself as well?"

"No, we all know what Teacher Zeng's fantasy partner looks like."

Xiaoxian in a suit nodded, and he suddenly realized something.

“A fantasy partner can be said to be an accident, but when two fantasy partners come together, it is a definite conclusion.

"If you say so..."

He showed a polite but ferocious smile: "I suddenly remembered that there is something I haven't dealt with yet. Please wait a moment."

"Please."

After getting Xiaoze and Mufeng's response, Xiaoxian in a suit conjured up a baseball bat and began to wait quietly.

After a while, a golden light appeared out of thin air around him, and Xiaoxian in a suit rushed up.

He held the baseball bat tightly and aimed at the head of the plumber in front of him who was wearing blue overalls and a little red hat on his head.

Dang! ! !

It was obviously a baseball bat hitting Mario's head, but the result was a sound of metal hitting metal.

Mario's head was instantly flattened by the baseball bat, and the whole head sank into the body. It looked like a loose, half-deflated human-shaped balloon.

Xiaoze and Mufeng frowned and took a few steps back.

First he looked like a pervert who liked to play with bondage, and now he looked like a violent maniac who liked to use a baseball bat to smash people's heads.

How could Mr. Zeng, such a kind and weak person, have such an...extreme fantasy partner?

"Huh."

Xiaoxian in a suit dropped his baseball bat contentedly: "The feeling of successful revenge is so wonderful."

He had not forgotten that Mario had picked up a wrench as long as his arm to hit him under the instructions of Nanfeng and Guan Gu.

Although he ran fast and was not hit by Mario, this was definitely the most embarrassing and humiliating time in his life.

Now that he finally had the opportunity to take revenge, he would not miss it no matter what!

"Where is this? Why are you hitting me!"

The loose Mario returned to his original state in a flash, and he turned out the wrench as long as his arm and pointed it at Xiaoxian in a suit.

"You hit me, you're a bad guy!"

The suit-wearing Xiaoxian muttered in dissatisfaction: "Tsk, cartoon game characters are just playing dirty!"

He paused, thought for a moment and explained to Mario: "You were the one who wanted to hit me with the wrench, I was just taking revenge, now we're even.

"If you feel you've been wronged, come on, we're all fantasy partners, I don't believe your game character is that strong! "

"Uh..."

Mario then remembered the hatred between the two of them.

Compared to the petty-minded Xiaoxian in a suit, Mario was much more generous.

After all, as a game character who dies countless times every day, and whose dead pixelated corpses can circle the earth several times, being hit on the head with a baseball bat is not even a small matter.

But Xiaoxian in a suit looked down on others and really made Mario very dissatisfied.

Xiao Ze and Mu Feng saw that neither of them wanted to have any more disputes because of this matter, so she hurried forward to give these two people who wanted to save face a way out.

"You two, the possibility that the three of us can get together is almost equivalent to a miracle.

"Now that the miracle has happened, shouldn't we cherish this rare free time?

"And aren't you curious about what's going on now, and aren't you worried about what happened to the original body that accompanies you day and night?

"Or... just let it go for my sake?"

"Okay."

"Agree."

Mario put down the wrench, and the two shook hands symbolically.

What they were waiting for was the way that Xiao Ze and Mu Feng handed over.

After the reconciliation, Mario greeted Xiaoze Youmufeng enthusiastically: "I am Guan Gu's imaginary partner Mario, an ordinary Japanese plumber."

"I am Ziqiao's imaginary partner Xiaoze Youmufeng, an ordinary Japanese housewife."

"Are you from Japan too?"

Mario was overjoyed: "Let's have fun together, Xiaoze Youmufeng-san ! (Nice to meet you, Ms. Koze Matamufeng!)"

"We had a private meeting, so I had fun, Mario. (I'm also glad to meet you, cute Mario.)"

"Are you two speaking Chinese in China? (Can you two please speak Chinese in China?)"

The suit-wearing Xiaoxian suddenly interrupted.

The two were startled, and Mario asked, "Can you speak Japanese? Doesn't Mr. Zeng know Japanese?"

"You're talking as if Lu Ziqiao can speak Japanese. In fact, according to my own settings, I am proficient in languages ​​from all over the world, including dialects and slang, but you probably can't understand them.

"Okay, that's enough chit-chat time, let's get down to business. "

Xiaoxian in a suit clapped his hands and stopped talking nonsense. Instead, he explained to the two of them directly: "Listen, I have some guesses about the current situation. You can temporarily regard these guesses as facts until they are overturned by stronger evidence."

"First of all, we are now in Nanfeng's dream world. I don't know if you have heard the words in your ears before everyone fell into the dream completely.

"A beautiful dream? Or an adventure?"

He paused and boldly speculated: "I guess if someone chooses a beautiful dream, it is equivalent to immersing oneself in the dream like a normal dream, and not realizing that he is dreaming at all.

"If someone chooses to take an adventure, he should retain his autonomous consciousness like us, which is the so-called lucid dream.

"And for some unknown reason, everyone...at least our original bodies choose to immerse themselves in a beautiful dream and be isolated from self-cognition."

Xiaoxian in the suit chuckled: "But Xiaohei seems to have no fantasy partner like Zhanbo, otherwise he should have considered that fantasy partners are actually part of his self-awareness when designing the dream instrument."

Xiaoze suddenly had another flash of inspiration, and she suddenly understood everything: "I understand, because the Dream Instrument wants to isolate the dreamer's self-awareness, so we are stripped away from it as part of our self-awareness."

"That's right."

Xiaoxian in a suit nodded.

Mario said he didn't understand at all: "What on earth are you talking about?"

Xiao Zeyou Mufeng explained in a language that Mario could understand: "That is, there is a small bug in the Dream Instrument."

"oh……"

Mario suddenly understood.

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