Chapter 491 The Best Solution for a Pile of Debts
Everyone laughed loudly without caring about Yifei's life or death. They laughed until everyone's stomach hurt. Only then did 3601's laughter stop completely.
Originally, everyone didn't want to laugh so much, but the lethality of Curry Sauce's words was really too great.
Although it was rare to see people fighting wits and courage with the air, they had heard of it before.
But it was the first time that everyone saw someone losing the battle of wits and courage with the air.
Who would not laugh at such a thing and say that it was hurtful to imagine it.
It was not until everyone gradually recovered their energy that Ziqiao and Guan Gu, who had been laughing non-stop just now, figured out what had happened.
Ziqiao raised his eyebrows in disdain after hearing the truth: "After all this trouble, it's just another mistake."
"No way."
Nanfeng, who laughed the most during the whole process, said weakly: "No one thought that no one would tell the contestants about a competition. This is outrageous!"
Ziqiao turned his head to look at Yifei: "Yifei, I'm curious, did you ever think of confirming my opinion when you decided to compete with me?
"What if I don't want to compete with you at all? "
At this time, Yifei was leaning on the sofa with a pale face and lifeless eyes. She didn't laugh at all during the whole process, but she looked more tired than others.
After experiencing the biggest social death in her life, Yifei waved her hands in boredom and didn't want to answer Ziqiao's question at all.
But there was really no need to answer this question. After all, no one in the apartment thought that Ziqiao would not agree to Yifei's competition, because he was a character who couldn't stand the challenge of others.
Because of this, everyone thought that the competition was a foregone conclusion, and then... none of them informed Ziqiao.
Even because they were afraid of being regarded as spies from the other side, no one asked the two about the arrangement and plan of the competition.
If it weren't for the fact that there was no trend of the competition starting at all and Meijia was really bored, she wouldn't have asked Yifei this morning.
Of course, part of the reason was that our gossip expert and big talker Tang Youyou I haven't been in the apartment these days, otherwise there would definitely not be such an outrageous mistake.
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw Yifei's depressed look, and their laughter was full of gloating.
You should know that social death is the characteristic of Love Apartment, and you must not miss it if you pass by.
Everyone in the apartment has basically experienced social death once or twice, and people like Ziqiao have experienced social death over and over again. Now it's Yifei's turn.
Anyway, social death is something that you get used to after dying.
Seeing that Yifei didn't want to answer his question, Ziqiao shrugged and didn't take it seriously.
He originally came here just to confirm how many innocent people bought his godfather's useless things, but he didn't expect to witness Yifei's social death with his own eyes.
But fortunately, he almost understood what he should know.
"A mess of amulets, a box of cosmetics that are not far from the end of the shelf life... Yifei, what did you buy? "
Zi Qiao's question immediately made Yi Fei, who was already socially dead, look even worse.
She was already embarrassed enough. If she said in front of so many people that she bought a set of tight leather clothes and a bunch of family planning products, she would be socially dead again. She might as well die.
Yi Fei finally spoke, pretending to be very casual and said: "No, nothing, just some useless things."
"I knew it was a bunch of useless things."
Zi Qiao pouted, he looked at the three people who bought things: "I just want to ask one more question, do you want to return the things?
"If you want to, I can help you think of a way, but I can't guarantee success."
Yu Mo thought about it and shook his head and said: "Forget it, although I can't use up this box of cosmetics by myself, it's not a waste to share it with everyone."
Yi Fei answered decisively: "I, I don't need to return the goods, I think it's good now."
Just kidding, if she returns the goods now, she might as well tell Zi Qiao what she bought.
Anyway, she and Yumo have already discussed that when Ziqiao's birthday comes, all those messy things will be given to Ziqiao as birthday gifts.
Thinking of it this way, it can be regarded as making full use of them.
Zhang Wei proudly puffed up his chest when he heard Ziqiao's question: "I didn't buy your godfather's things, I paid a deposit, a deposit!
"If I pass the judicial examination this time, I will buy those amulets that bring me good luck.
"If I don't pass..."
"If you don't pass, it proves that your luck is really bad.
"Then my father will naturally trick you into paying another deposit, and then bring back a few kilograms of amulets. "
Ziqiao laughed and said: "Of course, the premise is that you can still find my father at that time. "
"What do you mean?"
Zhang Wei was stunned, and he asked in a panic: "Do you mean that your godfather will cheat me of my deposit? This is illegal!"
"He is not cheating your deposit, after all, this kind of thing is too stupid. "
Zi Qiao spread his hands, not caring about the father-son relationship and revealing all of Dumas's tricks: "If you want to get your deposit back, you have to contact him first, right?
"By then, he will be abroad, and you don't have any friends. Even if you have friends, there is a time difference abroad. Isn't it normal that you can't contact him at that time?
"When you are lucky enough to contact him, you have to return the amulets first if you want to get your deposit back, right?"
"At this time, you can either wait for him to return home indefinitely, or send the things out.
"After you send the amulets over... you know about international express delivery, whether he can receive it or not is another matter.
"Besides, my father has no fixed place to live and travels all over the world. He has the final say on when to receive the amulets.
" "Even if they receive it, it is not convenient for others to transfer money abroad, and then..."
"Stop!"
Zhang Wei interrupted Ziqiao's subsequent process: "In short, the attitude is infinitely sincere, and the process is cumbersome and dragged until I am too lazy to waste time and energy to ask for the deposit, right?"
Ziqiao nodded and gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up: "Zhang Wei, you are very insightful."
Zhang Wei has begun to regret paying the deposit. He held on to the last glimmer of hope and asked: "I just want to ask you one question: If I insist on asking for the deposit, when can I get the money back?"
"Uh..."
Ziqiao suddenly asked: "How many years is this year?"
"2015."
"Then you probably have to wait until 2025."
"2025?!!"
Zhang Wei was shocked when he heard this: "Are you sure that the RMB will still be valuable at that time?"
Ziqiao shrugged: "The money now is not valuable either."
"That's right."
Zhang Wei responded subconsciously: Then he grabbed Ziqiao's arm tightly again.
"Ziqiao, godfather won't be so cruel, right?"
Ziqiao showed an ambiguous smile: "It depends on his eyes, whether you are a friend or a fat sheep."
Zhang Wei hesitated for a while, but still didn't dare to bet on what he thought of Dumas.
He lowered his head and thought deeply for a while. When Zhang Wei raised his head again, his face was full of flattering and fawning smiles.
Zhang Wei hurriedly stood up and massaged Ziqiao's shoulders and legs in a very servile manner.
"Ziqiao, as the saying goes, the son pays for the father's debt. If godfather really doesn't return my deposit...can you return the money to me?"
Ziqiao was originally enjoying Zhang Wei's service comfortably. He raised his eyebrows when he heard Zhang Wei's question.
"The son pays the father's debt... what you said makes sense."
"Although he is not my biological father, the relationship between us is closer than that of a biological father and son. From this aspect, I should repay his debt."
Zhang Wei's face was ecstatic: "That's great, Ziqiao. I knew that you are not only filial, but also loyal and righteous. You are indeed my best friend."
Ziqiao tilted his head and looked at Zhang Wei with a smile. The corners of his mouth slightly curled up and added: "But!"
"What but, no but!"
Zhang Wei's heart, which had just been put down, was lifted up by Ziqiao again. He said nervously: "You just said [but], can't [although] only be followed by [but]?"
Ziqiao crossed his legs and asked in a rogue manner: "Then do you still want to listen to what I say?"
"Say it!"
Zhang Wei gritted his teeth.
Ziqiao smiled and casually took out all his pockets.
He pointed to his empty pockets and said, "I will definitely not default on my godfather's debt, but you also know that my financial situation is very ordinary, and I still owe a lot of debts outside.
"Even if I have money to pay off my debts, I have to follow the principle of first come first served, right?
"How about this, you get a number plate and wait in line, and when it's your turn, I will definitely pay you the deposit owed by your godfather."
Hearing this, Zhang Wei stopped rubbing Ziqiao's shoulders and legs. He looked up and asked Ziqiao for confirmation: "Then how long do I have to wait this time?"
"Uh..."
Ziqiao pretended to calculate for a while, then smiled at Zhang Wei with a smile on his face.
"Not long, probably in 2051."
"2051?"
Zhang Wei finally smiled with relief: "Lv Ziqiao, you are playing tricks on me, right?"
"I'll strangle you to death!"
Zhang Wei stood up suddenly and pressed Ziqiao under him.
"This deposit is my hard-earned money. How dare you cheat me out of my hard-earned money?"
"You said you owe a lot of debts, then why don't you go sell your ass, bastard!!!"
Zi Qiao's eyes widened in shock: "Zhang Wei, are you crazy? How can you, a law student, say this?"
"I don't care!"
Zhang Wei pressed on Zi Qiao, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and shook him hard: "Anyway, you have to find a way to return my deposit, bastard!!!"
Zi Qiao originally wanted to continue teasing Zhang Wei, but he didn't expect his reaction to be so intense. If he continued to shake like this, he would be shaken by Zhang Wei like an egg and the yolk would be broken!
He could only close his eyes and shout helplessly: "Zhang Wei, have you become stupid from studying? Didn't I ask you if you wanted to return the things at the beginning!"
"Ah?"
Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this, and then he remembered that Zi Qiao did ask them if they needed to return the things they bought at the beginning, and if they wanted to return them, he could help find a way.
Zhang Wei, knowing that he had misunderstood Ziqiao, lowered his head and smiled at him: "Ziqiao~~~"
"Get lost!"
Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said: "Why are you, a grown man, sitting on me like this? Do you want to sell your ass too?"
"Oh."
Zhang Wei quickly got off Ziqiao, he also felt that their posture was a bit too ambiguous.
Zi Qiao got up quickly, straightened his messy clothes, and asked unhappily.
"How much deposit did my godfather take from you to make you so crazy?"
"Idiot."
Zi Qiao muttered subconsciously: "Oh, two thousand five...wait!"
He looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief: "Tell me again, how much was the deposit?"
"Idiot."
"Fuck! Zhang Wei, you are such an idiot!"
Zi Qiao got up and left in a rage. Now he knew why his father just said that he was half-sold and half-given away.
"No."
Zhang Wei looked confused: "Why did Ziqiao leave just like that?"
"What do you think?"
Nanfeng pointed to the amulets on the coffee table that were weighed by kilograms, saying with a smile: "Zhang Wei, even if you set up a stall downstairs of the apartment building tonight and sell these things, you will make more than 250 yuan."
"I know."
Zhang Wei nodded: "But I paid a deposit and I don't own the things, how can I sell these things?"
"Alas..."
Everyone sighed helplessly, you are very legal now.
Then you just asked Ziqiao to sell his ass!
Nanfeng gave up talking to Zhang Wei directly, he covered his stomach and said to everyone: "Let's go for lunch together, I'm starving."
"Me too."
"Okay."
"Let's go, let's go, I know a new restaurant that's really delicious."
Everyone got up and left, leaving Zhang Wei, who was confused, turning his head to look at Guan Gu who had already eaten and drunk enough.
"Did I say something wrong?"
Zhang Wei was very confused: "I paid a deposit, I don't have ownership of the things!"
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