Chapter 485: Secret Weapon Against Dumas

Following Yifei's heavy punch, the poor sofa immediately made an overwhelming muffled sound.

Yu Mo instinctively covered his ears and leaned back, then took Yifei's arm and gently comforted her to sit down.

"Yifei, calm down. You must be calm. Even if we lose, we can't lose the situation."

It was good that Yu Mo didn't say this, but her words made Yifei furious like a lion with its feathers exploded.

"Who said I lost? I didn't lose!"

Yifei emphasized again: "At most, I am at a slight disadvantage now. I will definitely make a comeback in the second half!"

"Yes, yes, you didn't lose, we just lost temporarily."

Yu Mo comforted her like a child: "Yifei, I believe you will be victorious in the end."

"...Because of this, you can't fall into Zi Qiao's scheme."

"Treachery?"

Yifei's anger subsided a little, and she asked patiently: "How do you say it?"

"Forehead……"

Yu Mo was silent for a while, then she lowered her voice and explained: "Yifei, think about it, since you have been fooled into buying adult products, why didn't Alexandre Dumas sell you this box of cosmetics? ?”

"He and Zi Qiao are not so clever. Can they predict that I will come to find trouble?"

Yifei thought carefully for a while, then immediately sat upright and said with blazing eyes: "It makes sense, Yu Mo, please continue."

"Since they can't calculate this, it proves that they originally planned to do something with this box of cosmetics."

Yu Mo paused, and then said: "When I went up to test Dumas's authenticity, I just created an opportunity for them. I guess they were originally planning to sell this box of cosmetics to others.

"It doesn't matter if it's me, Meijia, Wanyu, Youyou or curry sauce. In short, I won't sell it to you."

"Why?"

Yifei's question blurted out, and before Yu Mo could speak, an idea suddenly appeared in her mind.

She immediately asked and answered with determination: "I understand, their purpose is to tease me and anger me!"

"That's right!"

Yu Mo nodded swornly.

[In the inner world, Yu Mo caressed 3601's bruised sofa and sighed. 】

[Actually, I don’t know if this is part of their plan. I just think this sofa is so pitiful and it shouldn’t be treated like this. 】

[As Yu Mo spoke, the sofa seemed to have become a spirit, emitting bursts of children's cries. 】

[Yu Mo said softly and comfortingly: "Little sofa, don't cry. Sister Yifei doesn't feel sorry for you. Sister Yumo feels sorry for you. You must know that you are the most resistant sofa in the world." 】

[Listening to Yu Mo’s comfort, Xiao Sofa cried even louder. 】

[Oh my God. 】

[Yu Mo looked up at the sky in distress. 】

[In reality, she has to coax Yifei, but in fantasy, she actually has to coax a sofa, which is really terrible. 】

[If I had known better, I should have stayed with my parents for a while! 】

Although Yu Mo complained in his heart, he patted Yifei's back gently and continued to make up nonsense in a soft voice.

The two have been good sisters for so many years, and she knows how to coax Yifei.

"Yifei, think about it, why they took such pains to create such a scene to tease you and anger you, what does this mean?"

"It means they are not sure they can defeat you normally, so they have to do everything possible to break your mentality."

"So we can't let them succeed, right?"

Yifei's eyes suddenly glowed with dazzling light when she heard this, and she asked energetically: "You mean they are afraid of me?"

"Uh...that's right!"

Yu Mo nodded heavily: "So Yifei, you must stay calm and never fall into their trap."

"I understand, now I understand everything!"

Yifei beat the sofa with excitement, raised her head and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

[Sofa: Hit me when you are angry, hit me when you are happy, are you Hu Yifei or the Hammer King of the Demon City! 】

[Sofa: If I had known this, I should have rotted and stunk in the factory! ! 】

【Sofa: (╯▔ Pan▔)╯! ! ! 】

Yu Mo heard the muffled sound coming from the sofa again. She was really helpless and could only ask Yifei: "Yifei, what are you laughing at?"

"Me? I'm laughing at Lu Xiaobu's lack of plans and Alexandre Dumas's lack of wisdom."

Yifei snorted proudly: "You want me to be fooled by such a simple way to provoke generals, how is it possible!"

Yumo:......

For the first time, she felt that Yifei and Teacher Zeng were so similar. It would be brilliant if they were given some color.

Yu Mo asked directly: "What are you going to do to save the situation, Yifei?"

"Forehead."

The smile on Yifei's face stopped for a moment. She frowned and pondered for a while before turning to look at Yu Mo: "Yu Mo, let me test you. If you were me, what would you do?"

When Yu Mo heard this, he was both angry and funny.

You're still testing me, you obviously can't think of a solution on your own and you want to get my answer for free.

But now he and Yifei can be regarded as comrades on the same front. Both of them want to regain their place with Alexandre Dumas.

Although the things Alexandre Dumas sells are of high quality and low prices, and there will always be demand for cosmetics and contraceptive products, they are not afraid that no one will buy them, and they will not suffer a loss even if they resell them.

But this kind of frustration of being crushed at the IQ level cannot be solved by whether they will suffer a loss in the end. This is simply a great shame and humiliation.

If the other people in the apartment knew that they were fooling around with the extra actor hired by Yifei Quilted Joe, they would definitely be laughed at by everyone.

No, I must avenge this.

Yu Mo thought carefully for a while, and suddenly she said excitedly: "I think the first thing we need to do is to curb Alexandre Dumas' arrogance, and not let him think that he can defeat us with this sales pitch."

When Yifei heard this, she asked with a strange look on her face: "You mean you want to try again?"

"No." Yu Mo smiled slyly, "I have a more suitable candidate."

Then she took out her mobile phone and dialed a number: "Zhang Wei, are you free now?"

Yifei's eyes widened and she couldn't help but clapped her hands: "Wonderful, I never thought that Zhang Wei could take action."

No matter how good-mouthed Alexandre Dumas is, you can never pluck a hair from Zhang Wei, an iron cock! "

Yu Mo cast a calm look at Yifei, and then continued to ask Zhang Wei for help.

"Yes, I know you are reviewing now, so I won't take up too much of your time."

"I just have nothing to do and want to make a bet with you."

"As long as you get up now and sit in 3602 for fifteen minutes, if you don't spend a penny when you come out, how about I lose you a hundred dollars?"

Yifei frowned as she listened: "Isn't one hundred yuan too little?"

"Shh!"

Yu Mo quickly covered the receiver of her phone and whispered: "The last time Youyou asked Zhang Wei to cheat on White Snake, it only cost fifty yuan. The hundred yuan I paid was a small compensation for sacrificing his preparation time for the exam. , you must not destroy the market price.”

Yifei complained in a low voice: "The market price of Zhang Wei is too worthless."

Yu Mo suddenly sneered: "Then I would like to ask Teacher Hu, can you make a hundred yuan in fifteen minutes at work?"

Yifei was immediately speechless.

She originally thought that Zhang Wei was the one who was worthless, but the ones who had been worthless for a long time were social animals like herself.

It’s really heartbreaking.

Yu Mo continued to say to Zhang Wei: "Yes, as long as you win, it will be one hundred yuan."

"Lost? If you lose, you will be punished to study hard and make progress every day."

"Yes, I told you that I have nothing to do."

"Then it's settled."

She put down her phone and gave Yifei an OK gesture: "It's done, let's just wait for Zhang Wei's good news."

Yifei got up and wanted to go to 3602 to watch the battle, but was stopped by Yu Mo.

"Do you think it's better for us to go over and watch the battle as losers, or to go over and fight back later as winners?"

"Good idea."

She thought for a while and sat back on the sofa. Yifei felt extremely relaxed that Zhang Wei was sure of her success. Only at this moment did she have the mood to pay attention to Yu Mo's entire box of cosmetics.

Yifei raised her head slightly and showed a polite and flattering smile to Yu Mo: "Dear Yu Mo, does the half of the meeting you just said still count?"

Yu Mo's eyes widened in shock when she heard this. She nervously took the cosmetics on the coffee table into her arms and protected the box with her other hand.

She looked at Yifei warily: "What do you want to do to my cosmetics?"

Yifei rubbed her hands coquettishly, and her flattering tone was mixed with a bit of a scoundrel: "Yu Mo, look, you can't use up so many cosmetics alone, it would be a waste to leave them there waiting for them to expire.

“It would not only be troublesome to sell them again, but you would definitely not want to.

"As your good sister, I feel I have an obligation to help you share some of the burden."

Yu Mo pursed her red lips dumbfounded, and asked softly: "Has anyone told you that you are becoming more and more like Teacher Zeng now?"

Especially his naughty and rogue style when reaching out for something, which is exactly the same as Teacher Zeng.

Yifei retorted without thinking: "Just him? Zeng Xiaoxian? How can I be like him?"

"hehe……"

Yu Mo was too lazy to talk to Yifei Duo anymore. She looked down at the cosmetics in her arms, took a deep breath, and finally pushed them out reluctantly.

"I really owe you. You can choose what you want."

Yu Mo said emphatically: "You just need to pick less, as long as it is enough. I will share the rest with Meijia and the others."

She said and sighed in frustration. This is the consequence of impulsive consumption.

She bought such a box of cosmetics, only to find out in the end that she really didn't have much to use.

This is not because the shelf life of the cosmetics that Alexandre Dumas sold to her is really that short. The main reason is that her original cosmetics are already the most, the most, the most among the girls in the apartment.

She may not be able to use up those treasures before, let alone this whole box of cosmetics.

You can't wear makeup 24 hours a day, right?

But if Yu Mo were to sell these big-name cosmetics backhand, it would be like what Yifei said: not only would it be troublesome, but he would also be unhappy.

What's the difference between asking her to sell her extra cosmetics and asking herself to sell her extra bags?

Since you can't bear to sell it, and it would be a waste to keep it, it's better to give it to Yifei and Meijia at a cheaper price.

Leave part for yourself and Yifei, and leave another part for Meijia and the others.

If there is anything left...should we leave it to Nanfeng?

Boys are the cutest when they wear makeup.

Yu Mo burst into laughter, and then picked out the cosmetics he liked under Yi Fei's strange gaze.

Time passed by, and just when the two were happily choosing cosmetics, Zhang Wei pushed open the door of 3601 and walked in with his head held high.

Here she comes.