Chapter 480 Zeng Xiaoxian Pretending to Be a Man

Seeing that the three finally admitted her reasoning ability, Yifei was immediately overjoyed. She felt so accomplished that she felt as if her body had lightened a little.

"How about it, I said my reasoning ability is fine, right?"

Wanyu pondered and said, "No problem, no problem... But Feifei, if it is really as you inferred, Ziqiao deliberately found a fake godfather to deceive us.

"Then what is his purpose?"

"Uh... I haven't thought of this yet."

Yifei said with a little embarrassment.

She and Dumas only met once, so how could she know what he and Ziqiao wanted to do.

But no matter how she thought about it, it would not be just pretending to be a godfather to deceive herself. Such a prank is too low-level.

Meijia sucked the lollipop and asked casually, "Then Yifei, how are you going to turn the tables and counterattack?"

"Uh... I haven't thought of this yet."

Xiaoxian was immediately happy, and he mocked in a mean way, "I haven't thought of this yet, and I haven't thought of that yet. "

"Then why did you analyze a bunch of nonsense before? Are you showing off your presence?"

"What do you know? I only spent less than a minute with this fake godfather. It's already amazing that I can see that he is not right, okay?"

Yifei stiffened her neck and asked angrily: "Zeng Xiaoxian, whose side are you on?"

"I bet that Ziqiao will win, so which side do you think I am on?" Xiaoxian answered confidently.

He is now waiting for Ziqiao to succeed in tricking Yifei, so that he can enjoy Yifei's mouth to his heart's content.

...Isn't it a bit obscene to say this?

"Damn!"

Yifei slapped his forehead and cursed: "I actually forgot about this. ”

She deliberately pulled the three of them so far away so that Dumas would not hear them, so as not to alert the enemy. As a result, she actually forgot that this bitch was in the same group as Ziqiao.

Wouldn't this alert the enemy?

No!

Yifei's eyes condensed, and she stepped forward to grab Zeng Xiaoxian and pinned him to the wall.

The fragile Xiaoxian screamed in pain: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Hu Yifei, what are you doing? Kill him and silence him!"

Yifei sneered: "I'm going to destroy the body!"

As she said that, she reached out to touch Xiaoxian's upper body.

"Ah~~~"

Xiaoxian made a delicate sound: "No~~~"

Yifei's face turned black when she heard the words, and the veins on her forehead kept jumping: "Stop talking nonsense!"

"Itchy~~~"

"Shut up! ”

“No, there, there is no~~~”

Yifei: “…”

“Ah…”

Although Wanyu and Meijia’s faces were full of disgust, their eyes were shining with excitement.

Meijia saw Yifei reaching out to touch Xiaoxian, and she took out her mobile phone and couldn’t wait to record it.

“The deadly female devil molested the bitch bachelor, the hot female teacher flirted with the wretched male host, this is the headline news, I finally don’t have to worry about being bored these days!”

Wanyu reached out to cover Meijia’s camera: “Meijia, Yifei and Teacher Zeng are still very face-saving, you’d better be careful that you will be the one whose body is destroyed.”

“Yes. "

Mei Jia hurriedly put away her phone.

At this time, Yifei, who had searched all the pockets of Zeng Xiaoxian's upper body, still couldn't find Xiaoxian's phone, so she could only reach into Xiaoxian's trouser pocket.

As soon as Yifei reached into Xiaoxian's trouser pocket, she touched a square and hard object.

She smiled triumphantly and took out Xiaoxian's... Safeguard soap?

"What a dead mysophobia!"

Yifei threw the soap to Wanyu and continued to explore Xiaoxian's trouser pocket.

Xiaoxian began to resist violently: "Don't! Don't touch my things!"

"Objection is invalid."

Soon, Yifei took out tissues, wet wipes, masks, sunglasses, pens, autographed photos, dental floss, disposable gloves, etc. from his bottomless pockets.

Yifei handed the last mouthwash to Wanyu, but heard Wanyu's call in her ear.

"Feifei, I really can't hold it anymore. "

Hearing this, she turned her head to look at Wanyu, and what came into her eyes was a small hill made of various things piled up.

Wanyu was holding the hill and staggering until she stood against the wall.

"Oh my god."

Yifei couldn't help but turn around and pat Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "How deep are your trouser pockets?"

Xiaoxian, whose face was pressed against the wall, pouted and said: "This is the trousers recommended by Zhang Wei. How much do you think it can hold?"

Yifei was very puzzled when she heard this, why are the boys in their apartment more stuffed than each other.

Guan Gu carries a seppuku knife with him, and Nanfeng carries magic props with him.

Not to mention Zhang Wei, he can be regarded as a role model who carries all his belongings with him.

Now there is Zeng Xiaoxian... I always feel that the four of them can form a group and go directly to the wilderness survival club.

She thought to herself, then threw the air cleaner in her hand to Meijia, and reached out to grope Xiaoxian's other trouser pocket.

"Don't! Don't turn it over. "Zeng Xiaoxian begged.

Yifei snorted and reached into Xiaoxian's pocket: "I want it."

Compared to the capacity of the right trouser pocket, which seemed like a black hole from another dimension, the things in Xiaoxian's left pocket can be said to be pitifully small.

Just a mobile phone and... a sausage?

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly tensed up, his throat began to dry and tight: "Wait, wait Yifei! I'll give you the phone you want, just let me do it myself!"

"What's wrong, why don't you take out the food?"

Yifei said as she lifted up the two things in Xiaoxian's pocket.

"Wait, that's not it!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's pupils suddenly dilated, and the whole person was instantly petrified as if he had looked at Medusa.

Yifei looked at the phone in her hand in confusion, her eyes full of thoughts.

Suddenly she shuddered, her whole pupil trembled.

"No way."

Just as Yifei frowned and muttered to herself, Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't help but scream like a screaming chicken.

"Ahhh!!!"

Yifei subconsciously let go of Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and saw him covering his crotch and jumping more than seven feet high.

"Oh my god."

Mei Jia held a lollipop in her mouth, her eyes followed Zeng Xiaoxian's jump, and then she lowered her head in an instant.

"Wow, if Teacher Zeng could jump a little higher, he could have participated in the Olympics."

Mei Jia's eyes lit up: "Yi Fei, what did you do? Teacher Zeng's potential was stimulated by you all of a sudden."

Yi Fei blushed and waved her hands: "This, this, this, this is none of my business, I didn't do anything."

"Oh?"

Mei Jia looked down suspiciously at Xiaoxian who was rolling on the ground with his hands covering his crotch. As an experienced driver, she suddenly realized.

"You just didn't..."

"No, nothing!"

Yi Fei stuffed Xiaoxian's phone into her pocket, and she blushed and stepped back repeatedly.

Seeing that Meijia was about to speak, Yifei stuttered first: "Zeng, I will confiscate Zeng Xiaoxian's mobile phone first. I am going to test Qiao, the fake godfather.

"Keep an eye on Zeng Xiaoxian. Don't, don't, don't give him the opportunity to inform Ziqiao.

"Don't let him return to the apartment before I find out Ziqiao's plan and successfully complete the counterattack."

Wanyu was blocked by the "small mountain" she was holding, and she really couldn't see what happened just now.

She subconsciously asked: "Where should we take Teacher Zeng?"

Yifei answered in a panic: "Whatever, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Japan, Myanmar, Afghanistan, in short, don't let me see him!

"If it doesn't work, you can also go with him to the magazine to help him return that crappy magazine."

She saw that the pain on Zeng Xiaoxian's face was slightly relieved, and it seemed that he could speak immediately, and Yifei's face showed embarrassment.

"Anyway, that's it, just do what I say!"

"Goodbye! "

Yifei immediately panicked and ran away with a guilty conscience.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying on the ground and rolling around, was pale with pain. When he saw Yifei running away, he struggled and stretched out his hand to Yifei's back and shouted.

"Hu Yifei, if there is anything wrong with me, you will be fully responsible!!!"

Yifei, who has practiced martial arts for many years, stumbled for a rare time and almost fell to the ground.

Wanyu, who gently put the things in her hand on the ground, understood what happened after Meijia reminded her.

She asked with a red face: "How did Yifei touch...that?"

"You are inexperienced at first glance."

The old driver Meijia laughed: "As long as the size is not too small, it will generally lean to one side, otherwise how could Teacher Zeng put so many things in one pocket and only put a mobile phone in the other. "

Wanyu rubbed her slightly hot face, she felt that her knowledge of certain taboos had increased again.

"Poor Teacher Zeng."

Meijia sighed faintly: "I hope he will not be like that magazine in the future. ”

“What do you mean?”

“Pretend to be a man.”

Here it comes