Chapter 469 Zhang Wei Was Killed Instantly

"Wow..."

Nanfeng and Yumo's eyes lit up when they saw Guan Gu suddenly kiss Youyou passionately.

If I remember correctly, this should be the first time they kissed, right?

According to Youyou, this is a precious historical scene.

Nanfeng quickly patted Yumo's shoulder and urged, "Did you record it? If not, record it quickly. This will be our heavy news for at least the next half month."

"Don't worry, my phone's video has never stopped."

Yumo first raised her phone happily and kept enlarging the kissing scene of the two. Then she seemed to think that her behavior of secretly recording other people's kissing was very immoral.

"Will Guan Gu and Youyou be angry if I record it like this?"

"Don't worry."

Nanfeng smiled and said, "Other young couples may not like to be filmed, but this is Youyou.

"Do you think she, who even needs to find a video to confess her love, will want you to record it or not?"

"That's right. "

Having solved her moral dilemma, Yu Mo became even more unscrupulous. She simply took her phone and walked up to Guan Gu and You You to record the video.

She had only one goal in recording the video, which was to record as many precious scenes of the two of them swishing their tongues as possible.

At this time, Zhang Wei seemed to have not yet gotten out of the White Snake. He raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Guan Gu and You You who were kissing passionately.

"Bitch! You two bitches!" .

Zhang Wei said with a look of resentment.

"Okay, Zhang Wei, don't get too deep into the play."

Nan Feng walked up and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "You don't really think you are the White Snake, do you?"

"It's not that exaggerated." Zhang Wei responded in a low voice, "But You You said that I must be involved in the whole process to get my fifty yuan.

"Your cousin hasn't called for a stop yet, so I can only bite the bullet and continue acting."

"That's it? I thought it was a big deal."

Nanfeng looked up at Gu Lan: "Sister Lan, is it almost done?"

"Is this audition over?"

"In fact, this audition has been over for a long time."

Gu Lan smiled and said: "The reason why I didn't call for a stop is purely to see how outrageous you can act in the Legend of the White Snake."

"Now it seems that you guys should get together to act in comedies."

Nanfeng shook his head and shrugged: "Forget it, acting in comedies is too tiring, and it also wastes the screenwriter's brain cells. Let's make this world have one less bald head."

Gu Lan smiled faintly.

At this moment, Zhang Wei didn't want to continue to play the role of White Snake, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to keep watching his husband and sister kissing.

He asked, "So can we call a halt now?"

Gu Lan pondered, "Yes, but are you sure you want me to call a halt?"

Everyone was silent for a while, and then looked at Guan Gu and You You who were kissing passionately, as if they had eliminated all external interference.

Well...

Nan Feng suggested, "How about... we watch it for a while?"

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo responded in unison, "Agreed!"

Then these three... four guys who had nothing to do just watched Guan Gu and You You kiss for five minutes.

At this time, Nan Feng's expression had changed from the previous excitement of watching the fun to the boredom of just wanting it to end quickly.

"I was wrong, it turns out that watching others kiss is such a boring thing."

He frowned and stared at Guan Gu and You You who were still enjoying kissing for five minutes, his eyes full of confusion and puzzlement.

"Kissing is just tongue flicking and saliva exchange. Do they have to kiss for five minutes to be satisfied?"

Gu Lan glanced at him and said lightly: "Next time you encounter such a thing, don't say anything, otherwise people will hear that you are a virgin who has never been in a relationship."

Zhang Wei laughed and said: "Nanfeng, you don't understand. Kissing is a necessary foreplay for lovers to enhance their feelings."

"Really?"

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows and muttered softly: "But the foreplay I saw doesn't seem to be like this."

"At least, At least Guan Gu should do something."

"Ahem........."

Yu Mo blushed and said, "Can you please pay attention to the two girls around you when you talk?"

"I don't care."

Gu Lan shook her head and said, "I'm not very sensitive to these things. You can drive as fast as you want."

Zhang Wei quietly approached Gu Lan and asked with shining eyes, "Really?"

Gu Lan raised her eyebrows, "How about we talk about some adult hot topics?"

Yu Mo poked Nan Feng in surprise. She looked at Nan Feng as if asking.

[Your cousin actually has such a side?]

Nan Feng shrugged and said that he didn't know.

Although he and Sister Lan had a good relationship, they couldn't talk about adult hot topics between cousins, right?

That would be so perverted.

Zhang Wei laughed a few times and waved his hand, saying, "That's not a good question."

"We are all adults, so what's wrong with just chatting?"

Gu Lan asked with a smile, "So what do you do for a living? How much do you earn a month?"

Zhang Wei's smile suddenly froze.

"Wow..."

Yu Mo covered his mouth and laughed, "What a good question for adults."

Nan Feng nodded, "This question is really explosive."

The two smiled at each other and applauded.

Zhang Wei, who was directly hit by Gu Lan's question, covered his chest and said with a heartbroken look: "I think we should talk about less adult issues."

Gu Lan muttered: "Then... let's test your brain.

"Excuse me: What is the most popular animal in the animal world?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei frowned and thought for a while, then tentatively replied: "Is it a panda?"

Gu Lan smiled and said nothing, just looking at Nan Feng.

Nanfeng understood and began to answer: "No."

"Is that a squirrel?"

"No."

"Husky?"

"Are you telling me this thing is popular?"

Zhang Wei gave up thinking completely: "What is the answer?"

"Stupid." Nanfeng revealed the answer, "It's a hermit crab."

"Hermit crab? Why?" Zhang Wei looked confused.

Nanfeng smiled and gestured to him with two scissor hands: "Of course it's because of the hermit crab. It has a house and money."

Zhang Wei: ┭┮﹏┭┮

Nanfeng's explanation immediately made Zhang Wei feel like crying, and he could only lean on the sofa depressedly without saying a word.

Nan Feng and Yu Mo sighed when they saw Zhang Wei's slightly disappointed look.

However, this situation may be the best outcome for Zhang Wei now.

Although Zhang Wei's record of being able to be seen through at a glance and then being instantly killed by the opponent with just two simple questions is quite disastrous.

But Gu Lan's behavior of seeing through things without telling them was already the greatest dignity given to Zhang Wei, who had already gained a lot of face.

As long as Zhang Wei could understand Gu Lan's polite refusal, he could at least tell everyone that he suddenly lost interest in Gu Lan.

Of course, whether you believe it or not is another matter.

Just when Nanfeng and Yumo wanted to say something to improve Zhang Wei's depressed mood, Nanfeng was suddenly stunned, and then he immediately got up and ran towards 3601.

Zhang Wei and Yu Mo looked at each other, and they immediately guessed that something had happened to 3601.

The two hurriedly got up and rushed to 3601. Just when they were about to step out of the gate of 3603, the terrified screams of Xiaoxian and Zhanbo came from 3601.

This scream finally brought Guangu and Youyou back to reality from the intoxication of kissing. They got up and wanted to follow Yu Mo and Zhang Wei to 3601.

But it wasn't until now that the two of them realized that they had been kissing in that position for too long, and their legs were numb.

Gu Lan also got up and walked to 3601. She comforted Guan Gu and Youyou whose legs were numb.

"It's none of your business, you can continue kissing."

Gu Lan's words immediately made Guangu and Youyou blush.

…

3601, when Yu Mo and Zhang Wei arrived, Xiaoxian, Zhan Bo, Meijia and Curry Sauce were huddled in the corner shivering with Jiang Xiang's elbow in their arms.

Zhang Wei asked subconsciously: "What's going on? What happened?"

Meijia clutched her chest and said in a panic: "It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short.

"What happened is this, Curry Sauce and I went downstairs to find Xiao Hei to borrow props to kill cockroaches and rats, but we knocked on the door for a long time only to find that Xiao Hei was not there, so we had no choice but to come back.

“As a result, as soon as the two of us opened the door of 3602 and wanted to go in, the cockroach and rat slipped out and came to 3601 without looking back.

"Then...this is what you see."

Yu Mo asked: "So where is that cockroach rat now? It went to the corner of 3601 again?"

"No!"

Xiaoxian said in horror: "We have just now discovered that this cockroach rat is far more perverted, terrifying and disgusting than we imagined."

"It, it, it..."

"It's actually eating the egg fried rice made by Yifei!"

"No, it's just for Yifei's egg fried rice!"

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