Chapter 465: The Iron-Willed Zhang Yida, Fifty Dollars Can Turn Him Into a Sissy
"Yes, you, white lady."
Nan Feng nodded heavily: "If Yu Mo can't play the role of White Snake, Zhang Wei, you are our only choice."
"Zhang Wei? White Snake?"
Youyou stared at Zhang Wei, imagining him pretending to be the white lady and playing against her.
"Alas……"
Youyou shuddered and almost vomited bile.
Zhang Weilai is the white lady, this is simply too horrible to watch!
"never mind."
Youyou gritted her teeth and said with determination, "Although it's a bit jarring, I'm a professional actor and I can still handle this kind of scene!"
"But I can't hold it!"
Zhang Wei exclaimed: "Why inexplicably did I become the only choice to play the role of White Snake?"
He said he couldn't understand: "It's not like there are only four of us in the apartment. If you want to find someone to play the role of White Snake, Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia, Curry Sauce and all four of them can do it."
"Why do you have to ask me to backtrack?"
"I'm sorry, Yifei and the others happen to be away."
Nanfeng shrugged helplessly: "Yifei was teaching Wanyu how to make egg fried rice just now, but she couldn't bear the fact that she had to compete with Wanyu because she was better than the old. Now the two of them have gone to the supermarket to buy eggs and rice.
"As for Mika and Curry Sauce, they have already gone to borrow props to prepare for the second battle against the cockroach rats.
"Now apart from the four of us, the only ones left in the apartment are Zhan Bo and Teacher Zeng. If they are asked to cheat on White Snake, they might as well choose you."
"What a coincidence?"
Zhang Wei was stunned.
If he hadn't known that Nanfeng would never use his hearing to deceive others, he would have really thought that this guy was deliberately trying to trick him.
How can there be such a coincidence in this world? Isn't this forcing myself to play the role of the White Snake?
Yu Mo, who is not good at acting, whispered: "Zhang Wei, I really can't act, so please help Yuyou."
"But……"
Although Zhang Wei wanted to help Yuyou, it was still too shameful for him to pretend to be a woman and play the role of White Snake.
He is the most classy man in the love apartment, a tough guy, how can he play the role of White Snake.
"Stop it."
Guangu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, you are the most classy man in the iPartment.
"Yuyou needs you now, and we need you too, so don't hesitate any longer."
Zhang Wei sighed: "I am the most classy man in the love apartment, but you are trying to push me to extinction."
"Viagra, you'd better admit it."
Nanfeng pointed at Guan Gu: "You see, even Guan Gu doesn't mind playing with you, why are you so awkward?"
"Zhang Wei!"
Youyou looked at Zhang Wei pitifully: "Sisterly love is deep~~~"
Zhang Wei said in shock: "No, who is your sister?"
"Zhang Wei!" Youyou continued to be miserable.
"well……"
The soft-hearted Zhang Wei finally waved his hand helplessly and said: "Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you."
Seeing Zhang Wei agree, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that the four of them had reached a consensus, Gu Lan asked the four of them to quickly play a scene together.
"The four of you will play a little bit together. Even if it's a live show, you should at least know what you are going to do. Call me when you are ready."
As she said this, she picked up the tablet on the coffee table and started looking at Yoyo's resume for the movies and TV series she had starred in.
Although Gu Lan felt that her current behavior was of little significance, she still had to go through the process.
Youyou hurried to the kitchen to join everyone. She whispered: "Because the three of you are not very good at acting, so we will temporarily follow the plot of "The Legend of White Snake", but you must remember to highlight my story. main character.
"How's it going? Any questions?"
"Ask a question!"
Nanfeng was the first to raise his hand and asked: "What does it mean to follow the plot of Water Flooding Jinshan for the time being?"
Youyou explained: "Normally the protagonists of Flowing Gold Mountain are Fahai and White Snake, but now it's my interview, you two can't take my spotlight, right?
"I may add drama to myself later on while I'm acting. Remember to cooperate with me then."
Yu Mo frowned slightly as she listened to Youyou's explanation. Although she couldn't act, she still felt that something was not quite right.
Water Manned the Golden Mountain originally had more scenes between Fa Hai and Bai Niangzi, but if Xiao Qing, a young girl like Youyou, went crazy and added more scenes for herself, it would feel like...
It felt like my sister went to the hotel to catch her husband cheating on her, but my sister-in-law went up and slapped her brother-in-law without saying a word, crying and crying, and she seemed even more excited and sad than her sister.
Then this drama of catching a traitor has changed its flavor.
"Ask a question!"
Zhang Wei also raised his hand and said, "What if I can't get into the show later, or I end up laughing?"
"this……"
When Youyou heard this, she immediately felt embarrassed. No matter how good her acting skills were, she couldn't let Zhang Wei take on the role of White Snake.
You have to think about how to get Zhang Wei into the role. It's best to start with something that interests him. This will have the best effect.
What Zhang Wei is interested in...
Got it!
Youyou was enlightened for a moment. She stared at Zhang Wei with stern eyes and said confidently: "Zhang Wei, as long as you can play the role of the White Snake well from the beginning of the acting until Sister Lan calls to stop, I will give you Your number."
As you spoke, you opened a palm and pointed it at Zhang Wei.
"Five dollars?"
Zhang Wei's eyes suddenly glowed with dazzling light, and he said ecstatically: "Then am I not rich?"
"No!"
Youyou covered Zhang Wei's face with her palm: "I'll give you a full... fifty yuan!"
Zhang Wei's legs softened and he leaned against the wall: "Fifty?!"
"Then I'm going to make a fortune!"
He hurriedly grabbed Youyou's hand and said: "It's a deal, Youyou, don't worry..."
"Hmm?"
Youyou snorted in dissatisfaction.
"Oh, I mean..."
Zhang Wei raised her orchid finger delicately: "Qing'er, sister understands~~~"
"Ah..."
Yumo and the others suddenly felt a chill, and Nanfeng cursed: "If I had known that you were so easy to bribe, I would have given you a hundred to buy your integrity just now, why would we have to persuade you for so long."
Zhang Wei turned his head to look at Nanfeng and rubbed his hands in a mean way: "If you want to give it now, you didn't ask..."
"Get lost~"
Nanfeng said in a clear voice.
Zhang Wei instantly went from the ecstasy of earning fifty to the pain of missing out on a hundred.
It really was less than three seconds of happiness.
【Zhang Wei: Woohoo, my money! 】
"Very good." Seeing that everyone reached a consensus, Youyou continued, "Then let's..."
"Ask a question!"
Guangu raised his hand and asked a question that he was most concerned about.
"What is the Legend of the White Snake?"
"What?!!"
Youyou and the other four were stunned.
How could there be someone in this world who didn't know the Legend of the White Snake?
Wait, Guangu is Japanese.
That's fine.
Youyou pulled Guangu over and briefly narrated the story of the flooding of Jinshan Mountain in his ear.
Guanggu, who was originally confused, was stunned after hearing Youyou's narration.
"Youyou, are you saying that Zhang Wei...this White Lady is my wife?!!"
Guangu looked at Zhang Wei with disdain. He now understood why Nanfeng had to say something when persuading Zhang Wei just now: "Even Guangu doesn't mind acting with you."
After all this time, Zhang Wei played his wife and Youyou played his sister-in-law?
This is too perverted.
Zhang Wei was still unhappy about missing out on a hundred yuan, but Guan Gu dared to look at him with such disgust.
He immediately stepped forward, hooked Guan Gu's chin with his orchid finger, and called out delicately: "Sir~"
"Ugh..."
Guan Gu couldn't help but retching. He pushed Zhang Wei away and patted his chest and said, "No, I can't get into the play now."
"Guan Gu." Youyou grabbed Guan Gu's hand and said coquettishly, "You won't not help me, right?"
"Alas..."
Guan Gu sighed helplessly.
There was no way, who made her his girlfriend.
...
I don't know how long it took, Gu Lan, who had watched dozens of Youyou's works in one breath, rubbed her eyebrows and let out a long breath.
To say something more heartbreaking, she spent more than most of her time in the whole process looking for dozens of episodes of Youyou's scenes from appearance to death.
This is really too fast to die.
"Sister Lan, we are ready."
Youyou's call refreshed the tired Gu Lan. She looked up and was stunned.
Gu Lan looked at Zhang Wei, the White Lady, who used a white bath towel as a white veil and Fahai Nanfeng, who took off his wig, held a bowl in his left hand as a golden bowl, and grabbed the clothesline as a Zen stick with his right hand, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
"You... are very professional."
She pursed her lips, trying to tighten her face to look rational and objective, but in the end she couldn't help laughing.
"Sorry, I'm actually strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it."
"Hahahaha..."
Gu Lan covered her mouth and leaned on the sofa and laughed.
Youyou proudly puffed up her chest: "See, I said to be more professional."
"Hehe..."
Nanfeng and Zhang Wei smiled expressionlessly.
"Since you are ready, then you can start."
Here it comes