Chapter 462: Ambush and Assassination Failed

Mika waved her baseball bat and rushed toward the cockroach rat like a madman dancing.

She squinted her eyes and typed randomly, and the whistling sound of the baseball bat slashing through the air made both Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce tremble.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Several dull crashes were heard in succession, and the door of 3602 was blasted with a few shallow dents by baseball bats, but the agile cockroach mouse nimbly avoided all of Meijia's attacks.

Not only that, it even boldly lay on Meijia's feet, trying to climb up along the instep.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Meijia closed her eyes and made a sharp cracking sound. She started kicking her legs randomly without thinking, just to get this disgusting thing off her body.

With her fierce kick, the cockroach rat rolled 360 degrees in the air like a football that was knocked away, drawing a precise and elegant arc.

The end point of this arc is Zeng Xiaoxian, who has just fallen to the ground and is sitting upright to stand up.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was frightened by the cockroach and rat and was a little confused, just got up from the ground and sat up straight, when he saw a rolling black object flying towards him, and its figure continued to enlarge in front of his eyes.

By the time Xiaoxian realized what the thing that was spiraling towards him was, he was already unable to dodge it. He could only stare blankly at the cockroaches and rats in the air getting closer and closer to him.

Time seemed to slow down extremely slowly at this moment, and every second now seemed as long as an hour in Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes.

In such slow motion, he not only saw the appearance of the cockroach and rat carefully, but the eyes of the person and the animal were also firmly attracted to each other like magnets.

Xiaoxian could even see a dull expression in the cockroach rat's cloudy eyes, and his small eyes were filled with fear.

He tried desperately to avoid it, but his movements became slower and slower as the playback slowed down.

Fear and despair gradually took over his face.

"No~~~"

He tried his best to shout no, but Bu Zi just started, and the cockroach rat's potato-sized body slammed into Xiao Xian's not-so-straight nose.

At the moment of impact, Xiaoxian recalled his painful experience of being hit in the nose by a smash from the opponent in his college badminton physical education class.

It had been so many years since he graduated from college, but today he felt the pain once again.

“Ahhhhhhhh!

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a mysophobia, screamed hysterically as if he was crazy. After all, he couldn't stand the stimulation, so he rolled his eyes and fainted.

There was no moment of mourning for Zeng Xiaoxian. The one who immediately came to the battlefield was the curry sauce who got up and grabbed the tennis racket from the coffee table.

She held both claps in her hands and aimed at the cockroach rat that fell to the ground.

However, the cockroach mouse's adjustment ability is much stronger than Zeng Xiaoxian's. It almost started to get up and run away the moment it fell to the ground due to the impact.

Curry Sauce's tennis racket only had time to hit the cockroach and rat once, and before Curry could flatten it hard, it slipped out from under the tennis racket.

Curry Sauce bent over and lowered her head to chase, but she was too focused on catching the cockroaches and rats and ignored the obstacles around her.

Just when her second slap was about to hit the cockroach rat, her forehead hit the corner of the table hard.

"ah!"

Curry Sauce let go of the tennis racket, covered his forehead and shouted.

"I'll help you with the curry sauce!"

After reacting, Meijia was about to rush forward to help, but the door of 3602 was violently pushed open. She was directly pushed back to the corner by the pushed door, and the back of her head hit the wall firmly.

Meijia suddenly saw stars in her eyes.

Yifei opened the door and shouted with concern: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard that you have been possessed by evil spirits?"

The moment Yifei opened the door, the cockroach and rat finally escaped to an unknown corner and disappeared.

[Ultra Battle: out!]

[Grey-haired Rat Curry Sauce, Cockroach Bully Zeng Xiaoxian, and Catwoman Chen Meijia: a disastrous failure! 】

At this time, not only Yifei, but also Zhanbo Wanyu of 3601, Yumo and Gu Lan came to the door when they heard the noise from Nanfeng.

"Oh my God."

"What's going on?"

"Is this an animal carnival?"

Everyone peered in from outside the door, only to see Zeng Xiaoxian dressed as a cockroach, slumped to the ground like a cockroach that had been crushed by someone, and dressed in a mouse costume with curry sauce covering his forehead and running away with his head in his hands.

As for Meijia...

"Where's the Meijia? I clearly heard her screaming just now."

Yifei pushed the door hard and prepared to go in, but found that the force behind the door was not right.

"Eh..."

She seemed to realize something, and quickly walked around the door and peeked in.

"Mika? Why are you behind the door? What's wrong with your head?"

Yifei quickly took Meijia's arm with one hand and protected the back of her head with the other and took her out from behind the door.

Meijia, who was dressed as a cat girl, staggered a few cat steps, and then murmured with stars in her eyes.

"My head feels so dizzy..."

"Mika?"

"Mika?"

"Mika!"

Everyone swarmed up and helped up the shaky Meijia.

Gu Lan on the side seemed to understand what Meijia's situation was, and she sighed slightly.

"This is the disadvantage of not knocking before entering the room..."

…

At this moment, everyone didn't care whether they knocked on the door or not. They helped Meijia, Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce to the sofa in three groups. After Yifei's examination, it was found that Curry Sauce and Meijia had nothing serious except for a swelling on their forehead and back of their head respectively. As for Zeng Xiaoxian, he was just frightened and fainted.

Yifei pressed her hand on Xiaoxian's body to wake him up. Xiaoxian, who woke up faintly, cried and ran to the bathroom to wash his face without saying a word.

"What's going on?"

After waking up the fainted Xiaoxian, Yifei couldn't wait to ask: "Aren't you three catching monsters? Why are you dressed like this?

"Where is Guan Gu? Where did Guan Gu go?"

"You three couldn't have been injured or fainted because you caught a little mouse, right?"

"Just the two of them."

Meijia pouted and looked at Yifei with eyes full of sorrow: "I was hurt by you."

"Um...don't worry about these details."

Yifei continued to ask: "What on earth is going on?"

Meijia and Curry Sauce looked at each other and sighed helplessly.

Curry Sauce said: "The thing is like this..."

Then she told her about changing clothes and catching cockroaches and mice from beginning to end.

After listening to the whole process, everyone looked at each other with confusion and confusion in their eyes.

“Dressing up as cockroaches and mice to seduce cockroaches and mice?

Yu Mo couldn't imagine what kind of brain circuit was needed to come up with such an outrageous idea.

She looked at Meijia and subconsciously reached out to touch Meijia's forehead: "Mijia, are you sick?"

Meijia shook her head: "Except for the pain in the back of my head, everything else is fine."

"Then how did you come up with such a crazy... way to let yourself go so freely?"

"This is my inspiration from Sekiya. He said that many characters in anime seduce each other by pretending to be the opposite sex."

Meijia squinted her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly: "Also, don't look at this method as a middle-of-the-road method, but it is really effective. Wasn't the cockroach mouse just seduced by the curry sauce and Teacher Zeng."

Curry Sauce nodded silently. She didn't expect that this method would actually work.

This may be because the brain circuits of Meijia and Cockroach Rat are aligned.

When everyone felt that their views were shattered, Nanfeng said: "I think we can stop discussing whether this disguised seduction is useful. What we should discuss now is how to deal with this cockroach rat."

"That's right."

When Yifei heard this, she immediately became furious. She slapped her thigh and said aggressively: "I don't care if it's a cockroach, a mouse, or a mutant creature. The sixth floor is my mother's territory. How can I tolerate it being so bold and seriously injuring me all at once?" Three tiger generals!”

"It's two..." Meijia said resentfully: "I was killed by you..."

Yifei coughed several times and interrupted Meijia's words: "Anyway, let's take action quickly. Even if we turn this place upside down, we have to find this cockroach rat. I will crush it with my own hands and kill it!"

Then she made a move of breaking her neck and squeezing him to death with a murderous look on her face.

Everyone present felt a chill all over their bodies. They quickly stood up and picked up their weapons to prepare to attack the cockroach rat.

…

Ten minutes later, everyone collapsed on the sofa without finding anything.

Although Yifei just said that even if the place is turned upside down, this cockroach and rat must be found, but there are so many large appliances in a suite, how can it be possible to turn everything upside down.

I don’t know whether it was because the Meijia trio’s seduction and ambush scared the cockroach rat, or because everyone was making too much noise in rummaging through the boxes. Anyway, the final result was that everyone knew that the cockroach rat was somewhere in the living room, but they couldn’t find it. traces of it.

They even tried again according to Meijia's method, but the cockroach rat still didn't show up.

Regarding this situation, Nanfeng suggested that everyone should stop blindly searching, and wait for the cockroaches and rats to relax their vigilance before striking with a fatal blow.

His suggestion was of course unanimously agreed upon by everyone, so everyone could only pretend that there were no cockroaches or mice and went back to their suites.

After all, judging from the habits of cockroaches and mice, if there are too many people, they will definitely not dare to come out.

Now I can only wait for a good opportunity.

A few minutes later, Guangu, holding a bouquet of roses in his hand, went to 3604 with a happy face. He happened to meet Youyou in front of the door of 3604, carrying a bag of things.

"Yuyou, I give this to you..."

Without even looking at it, Youyou said impatiently: "Guangu, I like this flower very much, thank you.

"I'm very busy now, so just put the flowers in my bedroom first.

"Thank you Sekiya."

Before Youyou finished speaking, people rushed to 3603, leaving only the lonely Guangu standing in front of the door of 3604.

Guangu lowered his head and poked the roses in his hand in frustration: "What? I bought this bouquet of flowers to celebrate the anniversary of the 6,000 hours since I fell in love with you at first sight."

Zhang Wei popped his head out after suddenly going out. He silently complained: "Isn't six thousand hours equal to two hundred and fifty days?"

"You also have to celebrate the two hundred and fifty day anniversary. Guangu, you are really a two hundred and fifty day anniversary."

Come, come.