Chapter 461 Seduction Plan Is a Great Success

Facing Meijia's confident rhetorical question, Curry Sauce didn't know how to respond for a moment.

After all, her humanitarianism doesn’t say which country she comes from.

Guangu clapped his hands. He didn't want everyone to continue to spend time discussing Zeng Xiaoxian's terrible idea.

"Okay, let's talk about our plan in detail next. The idea of ​​Meijia and I is..."

Sekiya was only halfway through what he said when his cell phone started buzzing.

He took out his phone and looked at it, and instantly remembered that he had also ordered a bouquet of flowers to give to Youyou.

"Sorry, I also ordered a bouquet of flowers at the flower shop. I have to go get it back first."

"Mika, I leave this place to you."

Guangu put his cell phone in his pocket and hurried away before anyone could react.

"Guangu... remember to close the door!"

Meijia originally wanted to persuade Sekiya to stay. After all, if she left, she would only be left with simple curry sauce and the useless Teacher Zeng.

But in the end, she didn't stop Guangu from getting the flowers she wanted to give to Youyou. She just waited for Guangu to leave and stamped her feet angrily: "Really, is this our suite or my suite?"

Seeing that Meijia was unhappy, Curry Sauce hurriedly stepped forward and comforted her: "Sister Meijia, Guangu just went to get some flowers, he will be back soon.

"You should take this time to tell us the battle plan first."

Although Meijia was a little depressed, she quickly cheered up when she thought that there were monsters like cockroaches and rats lurking in the suite.

"Our plan is this..."

As Meijia told, Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce were stunned for a moment.

This, this, this, is this something a normal person can come up with?

Xiaoxian asked with a questioning look on his face: "Mika, are you sure your plan can really work?"

"Not sure."

Meijia smiled sweetly: "But there's no harm in trying."

Seeing that there was no movement from the two of them, she quickly urged: "Oh, I've borrowed all my clothes, they're in the bathroom.

"Let's put it on quickly, maybe it will be successful."

"But Sister Meijia, this plan..."

Curry Sauce was still a little hesitant. With her IQ, she felt that this plan was too nonsense.

"But what but? There is no but!"

Meijia said with a smile: "No matter whether my plan can succeed or not, you have to give it a try before giving up, right?

"If I don't give up, I'll be unhappy. If I'm unhappy, I won't want to cook. Then you can just keep eating Yifei's cooking."

"Change, change now!"

Curry Sauce pulled Zeng Xiaoxian towards the bathroom without saying a word. It wasn't until both of them entered the bathroom and closed the door that Zeng Xiaoxian reacted and shouted in fright.

"Curry sauce, you are a real tiger. You can drag me in to change clothes!"

"That's right, Teacher Zeng, you pervert!"

The bathroom door flew open, and Xiaoxian was kicked out by Curry Sauce in the butt.

He covered his buttocks and shouted angrily toward the bathroom in shock, "Am I a pervert?"

"Am I a pervert?"

"Depend on!"

…

A few minutes later, Curry Sauce and Xiaoxian, who had changed into clothes, were looking at each other in the living room with a look of death on their faces.

"Teacher Zeng, do you think we can seduce cockroaches and mice by dressing like this?"

Curry Sauce, who was wearing a gray mouse cos suit, asked with a depressed look on his face.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing a cockroach cosplay suit, covered his face and said shamefully: "Just...just think of it as playing with Meijia for a while."

He doesn't want to see Curry Sauce looking stupid, nor does he want to see himself looking stupid.

If there was a crack in the ground right now, I would definitely get through it.

【I! Zeng Xiaoxian! I'm a well-known host, okay! 】

[If my fans know that I cosplayed a cockroach to seduce a monster that looks like both a cockroach and a mouse, how will I be able to fool around in the future! 】

At this time, Meijia, who had put on a cat-head suit, walked out of the bathroom cutely. She was very satisfied with the outfits of the two of them.

"Well, you two look very energetic in these clothes." Meijia smiled.

Xiaoxian and the other two were stunned when they saw the ridiculously cute outfit on Meijia.

Curry Sauce exclaimed: "Sister Meijia, where did you get this outfit? Isn't there just an ugly patterned one-piece cat cosplay suit left in the bathroom?"

"yes."

Meijia nodded: "I originally asked someone to borrow these three sets, but you took away the cockroach and mouse cos suits. When I saw the one-piece cat cos suit, I suddenly remembered that I had a cuter one. Yes, I put it on."

She said and put on a headband with cat ears: "How about it, does it look more like a kitten this way?"

Every girl doesn't like to look beautiful, and Curry Sauce is the same. She immediately said aggrievedly: "Why didn't you tell me you had such beautiful clothes?"

Meijia smiled and touched Curry Sauce's head and said, "Curry Sauce, you are too tall, and you can't wear my clothes."

"That's enough for you two!"

The impatient Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed the two "legs" of his mantis suit and slapped Meijia and Curry Sauce mercilessly.

"You two have time to discuss this, why not discuss how we can seduce that cockroach rat first?"

Mei Jia said quickly: "I have thought of a way, that is, you two go to the center of the living room and stand and make the sounds of mice and cockroaches.

"As long as the two of you make sounds similar enough, no matter if Cockroach Rat thinks he is a mouse or a cockroach, he will definitely come out to see if it is his own kind when he hears the sound."

She said, and took out a huge baseball bat from somewhere, and said with murderous look on her face: "I will hide in the corner at that time, and I will rush over when Cockroach Rat comes out. It will be scared when it sees me dressed as a cat.

"I'll beat it to death when the time comes!"

"Oh my god."

Zeng Xiaoxian held his head with both hands and wailed loudly: "This is an idea that only humans can come up with... This is an idea that only God can come up with!"

He looked at Meijia with admiration, and his mouth was full of flattery: "Meijia, you are a genius. Compared with your wisdom, we mortals are really ashamed of ourselves."

"Oh, Teacher Zeng, you are too polite."

Meijia put down the baseball bat she was holding high with a smile, and she said sweetly: "So you guys go quickly."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce showed flattering fake smiles and stood obediently in the middle of the living room.

There was no way, facing Meijia who held a baseball bat in one hand and controlled the cooking power in the other hand, they still had to respect her method.

The two stood in the center of the living room, looking around boredly.

At this time, 3602 seemed to be no different from usual, except that Meijia had placed violent tools such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, and baseball bats on the coffee table in advance.

As long as they can lure out the cockroaches and rats, they will pick up their tools and go together.

After all, facing the evil ways from the United States, there is no need for everyone to talk about the code of conduct.

"Squeak, squeak..."

Curry sauce has begun to imitate the rat's loud cry.

Originally, Curry sauce was still a little reluctant, but when she put on the one-piece hat, she realized that...

"It's fun to imitate the rat's cry!"

Curry sauce squeaked and crawled on the ground with her limbs. If someone who didn't know opened the door and saw her like this at the first glance, they might really think there was an adult-sized rat.

Xiaoxian, wearing a cockroach suit, touched the tentacles on his head and smiled helplessly.

[I am dreaming, I must be dreaming! ]

[This is not true, this is definitely not true! ]

At this time, Meijia had already put down the curtains on the balcony, trying to make 3602 as dim as night.

She poked her head out from behind the curtain and urged Zeng Xiaoxian in a low voice: "Teacher Zeng, look at how active Curry Sauce is, why don't you scream too?"

"Hehe..."

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head to look at Meijia, the sadness and resentment in his eyes were like a thread of autumn rain: "I want to scream, but who can tell me how cockroaches scream?"

"Uh..."

Meijia thought again and again, but still couldn't figure out how cockroaches scream.

"How about Teacher Zeng, you change to singing? Sing some cockroach songs, maybe it will work."

"Cockroach songs?"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt his trigeminal nerve begin to ache: "You are talking about Daolang's songs, right?"

Meijia's eyes widened: "Isn't that singer called Cockroach?"

"What singer would name himself Cockroach!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who couldn't bear it any longer, was about to accuse Meijia of this stupid seduction method, but he actually heard a rustling sound in his ears.

Xiaoxian was stunned. He didn't expect that this stupid method seemed to be really useful.

"It works! It works!"

Mei Jia hid behind the curtain and urged excitedly: "Curry sauce, continue. Teacher Zeng, if you don't sing, you can dance. Don't you like dancing the most?"

"Dancing?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't react for a while, "What should I dance?"

"It's okay, just dance the kind of dance you usually dance."

"Dancing!"

Mei Jia's angry rebuke was very similar to Yifei, which made Zeng Xiaoxian's brain not react, but his body was already dancing.

"Huh..."

At the moment of dancing, Xiaoxian seemed to understand the happiness of Curry Sauce. It seemed to be really fun to dance in this outfit.

Xiaoxian danced and twisted his hips. He became more and more excited and happy as he danced, and hummed a little tune while dancing.

"If you are the firebird, I must be the flame, illuminating you and embracing you..."

At this moment, Zhanbo pushed open the door of Room 3602 and asked, "Teacher Zeng, my sister asked if you want to eat fried eggs..."

He looked up at the scene in front of him with a little confusion, which was like a group of demons dancing wildly.

At this moment, in Zhanbo's eyes, there was an adult-sized gray mouse crawling on the ground in the dark, squeaking.

Teacher Zeng seemed to be possessed by evil spirits and was wearing a set of cockroach clothes. She danced a sexy dance with a face full of enjoyment, and her hips twisted like a small electric motor.

At this time, there seemed to be an unknown creature in the curtain of the balcony, and her cat ears were constantly moving.

"Excuse me."

Zhanbo closed the door calmly, and then the whole sixth floor heard his panicked shouting.

"Sister! Something bad has happened! Teacher Zeng is possessed by evil spirits!"

3602 suddenly fell into a dead silence.

After a moment, Curry Sauce suddenly arched his nose and asked, "What is this smell? It's so strange."

"This is the aroma of Yifei's fried rice... Let's call it aroma."

Xiaoxian knew it was Yifei's fried rice as soon as he smelled it.

At this moment, the rustling sound suddenly became louder, and a black shadow rushed out from the hidden corner of the kitchen, and rushed straight to the door.

"It's out!"

Mei Jia shouted loudly.

Xiaoxian was shocked when he saw the cockroach rat: "Damn it!"

There are actually such things as cockroach rats in this world, this is unscientific!

Xiaoxian was frightened by this terrifying thing that was beyond his cognition and retreated repeatedly. Behind him was Curry Sauce, crawling on all fours.

The two of them collided directly and fell to the ground.

"Hurry up and kill it!"

Mei Jia didn't care about Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce at this time. She grabbed the baseball bat and rushed towards the cockroach rat with her eyes closed and yelling.

Here it comes

This chapter is quite funny in Pigeon's mind. The main point of the joke is the expressiveness of the picture, so Pigeon will try to see if the illustrations can make the effect better.

If everyone thinks it's not good, Pigeon will not do this kind of tricky operation in the future.