Chapter 452 Today's Weather Is Really Nice
“…That’s what happened.”
Faced with everyone’s questioning, Nanfeng could only honestly explain everything he could.
“That’s it? That’s it?”
Meijia looked at Nanfeng in disbelief: “Last night was Chinese Valentine’s Day, you and Yumo went out to have dinner ‘alone’, and you just accidentally touched her face and rubbed her calf because of a strange reflex?”
Nanfeng nodded: “What’s the problem?”
“This is a big problem!”
Meijia exclaimed, her face full of hesitation: “Didn’t you have some…more intimate activities last night?”
“More intimate activities?”
“No.”
Nanfeng answered honestly: “I had to rush to see how this year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day Friendship Conference was held last night, and she was rushing to meet you and follow Guan Gu and Youyou together last night.
“We just ran into each other and had dinner together.”
He paused, and then said: “And Yumo and I are not boyfriend and girlfriend, how can there be any intimate behavior.
"If it weren't for this damn reflex, there wouldn't have been any accidents last night."
"No, Nanfeng, you..."
Nanfeng's words not only confused Meijia and Wanyu, but even Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei didn't know how to evaluate Nanfeng's seemingly reasonable but actually sick behavior.
Xiaoxian asked tentatively: "Nanfeng, you can't see that Yumo is interested in you, right?"
"I'm not blind, I'm not stupid, how can I not see it?"
Xiaoxian sat up straight and asked again tentatively: "Then is it that you don't have that interest in Yumo?"
Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a strange expression: "Teacher Zeng, you are not blind, I'm not stupid, can't you see whether I have any interest in Yumo?"
"That's it!"
Xiaoxian slapped his thigh and gave orders: "You like her, she likes you, isn't the next thing very simple.
"True love is right in front of you, why don't you learn from Guan Gu Youyou and act quickly?
"Go ahead! Go ahead boldly! Confess like a real man!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire 3601 instantly fell into a strange silence.
Zhanbo silently complained: "Teacher Zeng, why does it feel weird to ask you to say this?"
Except for Yifei, everyone else stared at Xiaoxian with dissatisfaction. Everyone was obviously speechless about him.
Before everyone had advised him to confess to Yifei, he ignored them. As a result, when he was educating Nanfeng now, he understood this truth.
Since you know, then please go ahead!
Confess like a real man!
Zeng Xiaoxian saw everyone looking at him, and knew what they were thinking, so he immediately shrank his head and continued to be a coward.
"Actually, I think if you are shy, Nanfeng, we can do some ideological work on Yumo to get her to confess. Who says girls can't take the initiative to pursue true love?"
"Tsk."
A round of boos came from 3601, and Yifei looked at Xiaoxian with disgust.
As Teacher Zeng became a coward, Zhang Wei continued to ask: "Nanfeng, I don't understand why you two don't get together if you like each other?"
"Could it be that..."
Zhang Wei's eyes suddenly became sharp, which made Nanfeng's heart suddenly tighten.
Could it be that Zhang Wei saw some clues and deduced the truth?
Could it be that he is the hidden detective in the apartment?
"Could it be that...you and Yumo like this kind of ambiguous and irresponsible excitement?"
Nanfeng: (⊙﹏⊙).
What kind of brain circuit did I have to think that Zhang Wei would be a detective who saw through everything.
He is clearly a fool!
"What are you talking about, Nanfeng!"
Zhang Wei was extremely dissatisfied with Nanfeng's inner thoughts: "Why am I a fool?"
Nanfeng sighed. He was really annoyed by the side effect of speaking his inner thoughts from time to time.
Wanyu patted Zhang Wei: "Zhangwei, the point of Nanfeng's inner thoughts is not whether you are a fool or not."
Meijia also nodded firmly: "Yes, it seems that there must be a reason that we don't know that they are not together."
Meijia looked at Nanfeng suspiciously, and her eyes kept glancing at his lower body.
"Nanfeng, could it be that you are the one who is not capable?"
Nanfeng stretched out his hand and flicked Meijia's head: "Meijia, are you determined to step on the accelerator to death today?"
"Ah!"
Meijia pouted and covered her red forehead with a wronged look: "I just said it casually, why are you so hard?"
"You just said it casually and got on the highway, then how can you drive seriously?"
Nanfeng looked at everyone and said helplessly: "And you, you can gossip as you like, can you stop asking so many questions?
"Yumo and I are adults, we have our own judgment on whether to be together or not.
"And I am not Teacher Zeng in terms of feelings, I have my own rhythm, you, you have to let me solve everything first."
"Nanfeng you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Nanfeng.
[You betrayed me, right! ]
Sure enough, the next moment Yifei asked curiously: "What does this have to do with Zeng Xiaoxian?"
"It's okay. It's none of my business. Nanfeng is just talking nonsense." Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly.
"Oh?"
Just when Yifei was full of suspicion and wanted to continue asking, Guan Gu and Youyou returned to 3601 hand in hand with a sweet look on their faces.
Ziqiao, who followed them silently, rolled his eyes when he saw how happy they were.
He was excited to watch the excitement at the beginning, and now he is bored. I'm afraid only he knows the ups and downs of it.
He felt that compared to Nanfeng, he was more like a big light bulb with a shaved head and shiny tiles.
But he, as a big light bulb, couldn't attract the attention of this blind dog man...young couple. They just ignored him and came back sweetly.
...Can you two respect the big nephew who is full of dog food!
Wanyu saw them coming back and asked: "Guan Gu You You, how was your checkup at the hospital?"
Yifei patted Wanyu with an auntie smile: "See how happy and sweet they are, is there any need to ask more about the results of the checkup?"
"Oh, no, Guan Gu didn't have time to get checked."
You You explained: "When we went to the hospital today, we happened to meet that doctor on duty, so we went up to ask about the matter.
"It turns out that the doctor's face is prone to oiliness and his nose is not straight enough, so his glasses will slide down.
"It's inconvenient for him to hold up his glasses with gloves, so he can only use the muscles of his cheekbones to hold up his glasses, so he has this expression."
You You pointed to Guan Gu, and Guan Gu also cooperated very well to perform the smile that once made him fall into the shadow of inferiority.
"Ah?!!"
Everyone exclaimed in unison: "This is fucking possible!!!"
Xiaoxian complained: "So Guan Gu, you have been feeling inferior for almost a year just because of such a funny smile?"
"This is too careless."
Guan Gu stretched his neck and shouted: "Why don't you try to be stared at and laughed at by others, will you not panic?"
"Tsk."
Xiaoxian said nonchalantly: "My brother Xian is very confident in himself in all aspects."
"More than confident, he is simply a narcissist. Except for you, I have never heard of anyone else who takes off clothes and wraps himself in a bath towel every time he takes a bath, and praises himself from top to bottom and from inside to outside before taking a bath."
Pah!
Nanfeng slapped his mouth in astonishment. He looked at Xiaoxian very embarrassedly: "Teacher Zeng, if I say I really didn't mean it, will you forgive me?"
Zeng Xiaoxian did not answer Nanfeng's words because he was stunned.
"Hahahaha..."
Everyone laughed so hard when they heard Xiaoxian's unknown secret that they even laughed out tears.
They could barely accept the praise from inside to outside, but how to praise from top to bottom?
Could it be that...
Based on their understanding of Zeng Xiaoxian, such a scene quickly emerged in everyone's mind.
[In the bathroom, Zeng Xiaoxian wrapped in a yellow bath towel stood in front of the bathroom mirror to pose. ]
[Ah, my arm, you are so strong and powerful. ]
[Ah, my belly button, you are really the best in the world, with your own fragrance. ]
[Ah, my...]
"Hahahaha..."
Everyone closed their eyes and laughed, and their hands were still waving as if they wanted to get rid of the distracting thoughts in their minds.
This can't go any further, thinking about it will cause stye.
Amid the laughter of everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned purple, purple and black, and his whole body was shaking constantly.
"Nanfeng! I'll fight you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said and was about to pounce on Nanfeng, but was hugged by several people who were still squinting and laughing.
Zeng Xiaoxian rushed to teach Nanfeng a lesson alone, isn't this asking for trouble?
Ziqiao laughed so hard that he was out of breath. He slapped Xiaoxian on the chest again and again: "Teacher Zeng, there is nothing shameful about being narcissistic. At least, at least you are wrapped in a bath towel.
"By the way, is your bath towel wrapped on the top or the bottom?"
"Hahaha, hahaha..."
Ziqiao's words immediately aroused 3601's laughter like a tsunami. Wanyu, Youyou and Meijia leaned on the sofa, holding their stomachs, laughing and waving their hands weakly.
"No, I am dying of laughter, hahaha..."
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted at Nanfeng with his teeth and claws: "Aren't you going to move! Move! Move quickly! If you don't move out today, I will chop you tonight!"
"I wanted to move out before, but you didn't agree. It seems a little late to say this now. "
Nanfeng spread his hands and said innocently: "And I really didn't mean it. I don't understand why every time I can't help but speak my mind, I always complain about you."
Huh...
Nanfeng suddenly had an idea in his mind.
Could it be that the side effect of today is not that I speak my mind from time to time, but that I can't help but complain about others?
"What kind of outrageous forced complaining setting is this? After all this time, I have acquired the acquired complaining body!"
Nanfeng spoke his mind again.
"No, complaining about yourself is also a complaint? ! ! "
Nanfeng hesitated for a moment, and with the idea of practicing to gain true knowledge, he looked at the people who were still laughing.
"Zhang Wei, you still have the nerve to laugh at Teacher Zeng. Your behavior of sneaking an inflatable little yellow duck toy into the bathroom to take a bath is also very childish, okay?"
The smile on Zhang Wei's face faltered.
"Also Zhanbo, who is a serious person who writes a diary every night? Can a person who writes a diary be a serious person?"
Zhan Bo's face suddenly turned red: "That's a blog! It's a blog!"
"Ziqiao doesn't need to say more. It can be summed up in four words: Stop having erotic dreams."
Zi Qiao pointed at himself in astonishment. This incident didn't even impress him, okay?
"besides……"
"Shut up!"
The remaining girls who had not been complained about by Nan Feng could not laugh out loud now. They hurriedly stepped forward and covered Nan Feng's mouth. They did not let go until Nan Feng almost knocked him out of breath.
"No more, no more."
Nanfeng took a deep breath and explained: "The test was successful. It seems that my side effect today is that I can't control my mouth when I complain in my heart."
He couldn't help complaining: "This side effect is very unfriendly to a sultry complaining player like me."
The male compatriots who had just been selected by him for the test all turned pale, and they stared at Nanfeng with cold eyes.
"Your side effects are even more unfriendly to us!"
If there is anything in this world that is more terrifying than having a complaining friend who treats everyone equally and doesn't recognize anyone, it is that this complaining guy still holds everyone's secrets in his heart.
Even if Nanfeng's memory is not good, everyone has every reason to believe that he will completely forget the secrets of other unimportant people in the apartment, and then remember the secrets of his own group of people.
This won't work. You have to find a way to shut him up.
If he continues to complain like this, Nanfeng will move out in shame if he doesn't move away.
Nanfeng felt his scalp start to tingle when he saw everyone's increasingly unkind gazes. He smiled and said, "I, I really didn't mean it... didn't you just say you would tolerate me and take care of me?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him with a ferocious smile: "Don't worry, we will definitely take good care of you."
He snapped his fingers as he spoke: “Brothers, repay injustice with injustice and revenge with hatred.
"Get him!"
The boys in the apartment, who had been waiting for a long time, all rushed towards Nanfeng, but the girls were still whispering, laughing and watching the show.
No one in the apartment can be snarky without paying the price, not Zeng Xiaoxian, and certainly not Nanfeng.
"ah."
Meijia watched the boys playing around. She rubbed her still red and swollen forehead and gloated: "The weather is really nice today."
"yes."
Yifei glanced at Nanfeng, who had taken the first step towards the dawn, and said sincerely: "The weather is so good today, and I think it will be so good every day in the future."
"From now on, it will always be sunny."
【Dawn】End of chapter
Come, come.
Nanfeng finally saw the light of day after a long wait. Although the road ahead is still dim and uncertain, we are a comedy, and the final ending is of course a happy ending.
It’s time for the next article to start connecting to the plot line of the TV series. It’s really no wonder that the progress of the pigeon is slow. The main reason is that Zeng Xiaoxian disappeared for several months after disappearing in the original TV series. The pigeon has to be slowly connected.
The follow-up should be accelerated. After all, many of the original plots will not be usable after the Butterfly Effect.
As usual, today’s update will cover the follow-up plot line.
There will be more updates, there will be more updates.