Chapter 451: The Apartment Has a Lot of Tricks, and Nanfeng Also Falls Into the Trap

"Sure, Nanfeng, you are quite fast."

Breathing heavily, Zeng Xiaoxian wiped his forehead, shook off the sweat on his hands, and said feebly: "Six of us chased you, but we almost didn't catch you."

Nanfeng smiled expressionlessly: "Six? But why did I only hear five voices shouting at me not to run?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who fell behind halfway through the race, smiled awkwardly.

Knowing that after he was captured this time, Nanfeng would no longer have a chance to escape, he sat directly on the sofa, as if he had given up resistance completely.

His eyes wandered between the five people except Yifei, and his tone was full of disdain: "To be honest, if Yifei hadn't been chasing me all the time, the remaining five of you together wouldn't be enough for me to walk." of."

Nanfeng gave Xiaoxian and the other five sincere suggestions: "I would say that you should exercise more on a daily basis. Even if you just get up early and go for a morning jog two or three times a week, it is still better than your current sub-healthy state."

"Just~ get up two or three times early?"

The panting five people shook their heads repeatedly. Although they knew that what Nanfeng said was for their own good, it was absolutely impossible for them to get up early for morning exercises.

In addition to going to work and going to work in the morning, today's young people always stay up late and never get up early.

Those who get up early are called young people?

"All right."

Seeing everyone shaking their heads, Nanfeng suggested again: "If you don't consider morning exercise... what about the gym? Do you want to consider the gym?

"It just so happens that Yifei has an annual pass to the gym. If you want to exercise, just use hers."

Nanfeng advised kindly: "Even if you are not going to exercise, girls should go to get in shape, and boys should go to build muscles. Maybe this will attract the opposite sex more?

"Anyway, it doesn't cost anything for you to go to the gym and use Yifei's annual pass. Isn't this equivalent to free prostitution?"

Now, except for Zeng Xiaoxian, who just likes to lie down like a salted fish, the other four people were all excited when they heard this.

From what Nanfeng said, it seems that fitness is not an unacceptable thing.

Of course, the most important thing is Nanfeng's words about "free sex".

Who among today’s young people dares to say that they can resist the temptation of free prostitution?

A guy like Zeng Xiaoxian, who never exercised, was very disdainful when he heard Nanfeng's "magic talk". He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and reminded everyone: "Don't let him get in the way, he is stalling for time!"

When Nan Feng heard this, he immediately looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise. He really couldn't believe that Teacher Zeng could have such an IQ.

Could it be said that salted fish can also have a sudden flash of inspiration?

After hearing Xiaoxian's words, everyone who came back to their senses stared at Nanfeng angrily.

"Okay, at this time, Nanfeng, you are still playing tricks!"

Wan Yu grabbed the orange that had been on the coffee table for who knows how long and slapped it hard like a gavel: "Bold Nanfeng, why don't you hurry up and actually recruit it!"

Meijia also echoed: "Yes, you should recruit them quickly and realistically!"

"All right."

Nan Feng sighed.

He originally wanted to delay it a little longer, maybe it would be able to put off his little problem of always speaking his mind.

Unexpectedly, everyone looked stupid and not so easy to fool.

He spread his hands and asked, "So what do you want to know?"

Everyone looked at each other and Zhang Wei suggested: "How about we start with the most important and most concerning question?"

Everyone nodded, and then asked the question they were most concerned about in unison.

"Is Yu Mo's face really soft and tender?"

South wind: (⊙﹏⊙)?

He stared at his big, slightly confused eyes and asked in disbelief: "Is this the issue that you think is the most important and most concerning?"

"What if?"

"Depend on!"

Nanfeng was suddenly speechless.

Fortunately, he slipped away and ran away again, because he was afraid that when everyone asked about the side effects of his bald head and active brain waves, he would accidentally tell all the truth.

In the end, after working for a long time, these guys only care about the things between themselves and Yu Mo?

Is this the only tidbits in your eyes?

If I had known this, he wouldn't have run away!

Nanfeng, who felt that he had done something stupid, replied with a very ugly face: "It's very soft and tender, and you can squeeze out the water with just a gentle squeeze. Are you satisfied now?"

"Can you squeeze out water with just a squeeze?"

Meijia exclaimed: "Is Yu Mo so sensitive?"

Everyone looked at Meijia in disbelief, and Nanfeng put his hand on his forehead in pain.

What kind of tiger-wolf talk is this?

Nanfeng couldn't help but complain to Meijia: "No, Meijia, Yumo is definitely not as sensitive as you. You are already so sensitive that you can hit the highway just by picking up a word."

Everyone nodded in unison. Among the experienced drivers in the apartment, Meijia was the best at racing.

Although Meijia drove fiercely, she still retained a certain shyness of a girl. She smiled sheepishly: "Oh, I just said it casually."

"hehe……"

Nanfeng's lips curved into a smile that was uglier than crying.

Yifei flushed and waved: "Okay, let's skip this topic quickly.

"Nan Feng, you need to tell me in detail what happened between you and Yu Mo. Why do you just touch people's faces?"

When Yifei asked Nanfeng this question, she glared at him fiercely.

What I dislike most about Nanfeng is his half-talking and half-hiding character.

It would be fine if he kept his relationship with Yumo a secret from others, but he didn't tell me during the morning exercise just now!

Who am I? I am Nanfeng's junior sister-in-law, and Yumo's classmate and good sister since childhood!

I am both my husband's family and my wife's family, but why do I feel like an outsider?

Yifei sighed, she felt quite frustrated now.

[Question: What should I do if my childhood sweetheart and my childhood sweetheart like each other and treat me as an outsider? ]

[Waiting online, very urgent. ]

Nanfeng pondered and said, "This matter is very complicated to talk about. I still have to start with why I shaved my head.

"Yifei, as an insider, please help me explain it. "

He looked at Yifei with earnestness in his eyes.

Given his current situation, Nanfeng was very worried that he would tell everything.

Although Nanfeng knew that Yifei must still be sulking because he and Yumo did not tell her what happened last night, he could only hope that Yifei could help him lie.

After all, it was impossible for him to ask Zhanbo to help him with something as technical as lying.

Yifei snorted unhappily.

[You didn't tell me what you should have told me, and now you think of me when you need help?]

[If you had told me about yourself and Yumo earlier, I wouldn't have helped everyone chase you, and you wouldn't have been caught.]

[You deserve it!]

Wanyu, Meijia, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian all turned their heads to look at Yifei.

Meijia pointed at Yifei, her eyes becoming more and more sharp: "Okay, sister Yifei, you actually knew about it but didn't report it!"

"It's not that I didn't report it, it's just that this kind of thing is not easy to tell you. "

Yifei was sulking in her heart, but she was still reluctant to smooth things over for Nanfeng.

"It's like this, Xiaohei and Zhanbo recently developed a high-tech technology cabin, and they urgently need a qualified volunteer to test it.

"Yumo and I don't quite meet the requirements, so we can only let Nanfeng who meets the requirements come."

"Oh..."

Meijia nodded in sudden realization: "So this is why you have been staying downstairs of Xiaohei recently, but what does this have to do with Nanfeng shaving his head?"

"Stupid."

There was no need for Yifei to explain more, Xiaoxian had already said: "Shaving your head must be to cooperate with the test, but..."

Xiaoxian turned his head and looked at Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, do you owe Xiaohei a lot of money? Why are you so careless to help him do human body tests?"

You know, Nanfeng is definitely the most life-saving and self-disciplined person among them.

Not only does he not smoke or drink, he goes to bed and gets up early, does morning exercises every day, eats properly, and never does any slightly dangerous activities.

Even one of this guy's life dreams is to live to 107 years old, so that he can be considered a person who has lived through three centuries.

Xiaoxian used to tease Nanfeng for wanting to live like a pure-hearted bastard, but every time he teased her, Yifei would curse him.

Because of this, he felt that it was very wrong for Nanfeng to participate in the human body test, and even the fact that Yifei and Yumo agreed to Nanfeng's participation in the human body test was full of disobedience.

Could it be that this human body test is really very safe, so safe that Yifei and Yumo agreed to Nanfeng to do the test?

Facing Xiaoxian's doubts, Nanfeng just said lightly: "I don't owe Xiaohei a lot of money, but I owe him a big, big, big favor."

Nanfeng tried to empty his mind and not let himself think about it, so as not to tell the truth directly.

"Okay."

Xiaoxian nodded silently, but his heart was still full of doubts.

Yifei continued, "Because this test is about the brain, Nanfeng's brain will be more excited and his brain waves will be more active in the days after the test, which may cause him to have many strange reactions.

"For example, the strange reflex yesterday, and today I can't help but speak out my heart."

"So that's it."

Wanyu, who is extremely curious, opened her eyes and asked curiously, "What strange reactions will you have tomorrow, Nanfeng?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "I don't know, even Xiaohei doesn't know what I will do tomorrow."

He pondered for a while, and still said what he thought in his heart: "Because the time span of the entire test phase is relatively long, I am not sure what strange reactions I will have after each test.

"So I plan to move back to my own home for a while, and then move back after the test is completed."

"No way!"

"Impossible!"

"Don't even think about it!"

...

Everyone spoke out in unison to deny Nanfeng's dangerous idea.

Yifei said without question: "There is no one at home now, what are you going to do?

"And because no one knows what strange reactions you might have after each test, you can't leave our sight!"

"That's right."

Zhanbo nodded: "Xiaohei said that I have to supervise you every time you test, so you can't move away!"

He hesitated for a moment, and then said to Nanfeng very firmly: "If, if you must move away... then you have to take me back with you, I have to take care of you!"

Nanfeng laughed when he heard it, and there seemed to be a warm current in his heart: "But Zhanbo, you only know how to cook instant noodles, and you don't know anything else. "

For the first time, Zhanbo showed his pride: "I can learn if I don't know how to do it. I'm a genius. As long as I want to learn, why should I be afraid of not being able to take care of people?"

"Nanfeng, don't listen to Zhanbo."

Wanyu patted Nanfeng's hand: "You said you like lively people so much, how boring it would be to go home alone."

"Even if Zhanbo can take care of your life, he can't take care of your emotions. I think you should stay."

Nanfeng shook his head: "This is not an interesting or boring thing."

Meijia knew what Nanfeng was worried about. She waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "Aren't you just worried that you will cause trouble to everyone in the few days after each test? Nanfeng, don't you think about when there are no troubles around us?

"Besides, isn't it just a weird Nanfeng? We have even seen the drunk teacher Zeng and the sleepwalking Zhang Wei. I don't believe you can be weirder than the two of them combined."

Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei looked embarrassed when they heard this. When will this matter really be over? ! !

The two of them looked at each other helplessly, then sat down next to Nanfeng and hugged his shoulders.

"Mei Jia said... right."

Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said: "No matter how weird you are, you are not as weird as me and Zhang Wei, so you should stay with peace of mind."

Zhang Wei patted Nanfeng on the shoulder: "No matter what strange reaction you have, it is better for so many of us to face it together than for you to bear it alone."

Nanfeng looked at the group of friends around him who really wanted to keep him.

If it were in the past, he would have chosen to sneak away in the middle of the night, but after going through so much with everyone, he slowly learned to rely on these unreliable guys in front of him with peace of mind.

Finally, he chuckled and said: "Since you all want to take care of me, there is no reason for me not to accept it.

"But you have to think about it, this is not regrettable!"

"Yeah! "

Everyone cheered in unison.

Facing Nanfeng, who has a weird personality and never likes to trouble others, everyone had just prepared for a protracted war in their hearts.

No one expected that he would agree so quickly this time.

It seems that he is actually reluctant to leave everyone and is unwilling to leave the apartment.

Meijia looked at Nanfeng eagerly: "Since Nanfeng, you have chosen to stay, do you have time to talk about the matter of touching Yu Mo's face in detail now?"

Nanfeng was struck by lightning when he heard it.

"No, isn't it too fast for you to change from warmth to gossip?"

Everyone laughed and said, "What else?"

Is there anything more important than gossip in the apartment?

Nanfeng stood up and wanted to leave in an instant, but was stopped by everyone.

"Let me go! Let me go!"

"I want to move! I want to move!"

"Change your mind now?"

Everyone shouted at Nanfeng loudly.

"Too late!"

Here it comes