Chapter 449: Nan Feng’s Complete Social Death

“I’m not! (No!)”

Guan Gu explained anxiously: “I, I, I haven’t tried it, how can I know if I can do it.”

Zhanbo looked at Guan Gu: “Why were you so excited just now?”

“I…”

Guan Gu hesitated.

“OK, OK!”

Everyone understood: “If you are not convenient to say, we won’t ask, we understand.”

“No!”

Guan Gu saw that everyone looked clear, and knew that if he didn’t explain it clearly now, the fact that “it’s not possible” would be confirmed in everyone’s mind.

He gritted his teeth and said the unspeakable thing.

“I just came to China last year, and I was arranged to have a full body examination after entering the country.”

“When I checked my intestinal hernia, the doctor who was responsible for checking me, he, he, he…”

Guan Gu began to tremble as he spoke.

At this moment, except for Zhanbo who was still staring at Guan Gu with curiosity, wanting to know what the doctor had done to him, the others were suddenly struck by lightning.

Mijia swallowed her saliva and asked with a tingling scalp: "Guangu, you were not... "

"No way!!!"

The look in Youyou's eyes when she looked at Guangu was indescribable.

[Help, my boyfriend who I had just been with for less than three days suddenly became my girlfriend? ]

Guangu was speechless for a moment. He pulled the corner of his mouth expressionlessly: "What are you thinking? He just gave me a mysterious smile."

Everyone looked at Nanfeng in unison.

Nanfeng quickly said: "The truth, the absolute truth!"

"It's so scary."

"It was a false alarm."

"It's okay."

...

Everyone expressed their relief in a flurry, and one by one, they put down their hanging hearts.

Guangu looked at everyone who was relieved for him, and he didn't know whether he should be moved or continue to be speechless.

[It's my blessing to have you! ]

[A blessing in every sense! 】

Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes and said like a sissy: "Guan Gu, you are really something. A smile can scare you like this, and even make people worry about you."

"Ah..."

Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian beside her with disdain. Xiaoxian then sat up straight and put on the appearance of a mature man.

"You don't understand, this is not an ordinary smile!"

Guan Gu clenched his fists and said aggrievedly and angrily: "I will never forget that smile in my life: there is contempt in the pride, and sarcasm in the ridicule."

"From that day on, I have been living in the shadow of inferiority!"

Guan Gu lowered his head and held his hand with a pained look.

After listening to Guan Gu's narration, everyone fell into strange silence.

Everyone looked at each other, their eyes full of confusion and puzzlement.

Although Guan Gu's words were heartfelt and contagious, but...

"Guan Gu, you have been feeling inferior for almost a year because of an inexplicable smile?"

Zi Qiao chuckled disdainfully: "You are from Japan, don't you know that men..."

"Hey, hey, hey!"

He just made a vague sound, and everyone hurriedly interrupted Zi Qiao's dangerous remarks.

Except for Mei Jia, the girls blushed and pointed at Zi Qiao in shame and anger, asking him to change his words.

It can only be said that he is a guy who changes girlfriends more frequently than he changes clothes. His words are too simple and rough.

Zi Qiao smiled and said: "Except Zhan Bo, all of you are old-fashioned. Even Wan Yu has been corrupted by you. Why pretend to be serious?"

"You still say!"

The eyes of the girls were full of murderous intent.

Ziqiao slapped himself lightly: "Is it not okay for me to change my words?"

He said to Guan Gu: "Don't worry, Guan Gu, unless there is a problem with the size, you can't tell anything just by looking."

"Could it be..."

Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu's lower body jokingly: "Could it be that you are also not confident about your size?"

"I'm not! (No!)"

Guan Gu quickly covered his crotch with both hands: "I am normal, very normal in every sense."

Nan Feng chuckled and sang jokingly in his heart.

"You are a small bird, you want to fly, but you can't fly high."

"You search, search, search, a warm embrace."

"Is this request too high?"

Just when he was about to speak to comfort Guan Gu, he saw everyone looking at him with extremely strange eyes again, and Guan Gu's eyes showed the same angry look as before.

Nanfeng was stunned at first, then reacted: "I, I just said what was in my heart again?"

"No." Guan Gu looked at Nanfeng as if he was looking at a dead person, "You sang it this time."

Xiaoxian joked in a mean way: "I originally thought that you were the type who liked to say dirty words, but I didn't expect that you would be such a secretive person with such wonderful inner activities."

Wanyu also nodded in amazement: "I really didn't expect it... Dad is right, it's true that you can't judge a person by his appearance."

Nanfeng was immediately ashamed when he heard this, and felt that he had lost all his face today. He could only bury his head in Zhang Wei's shoulder beside him.

Zhang Wei gently comforted: "It's okay, Nanfeng, your life of social idiocy will soon be over."

"Go to hell!"

Nanfeng is about to collapse now. You know, being outspoken has never been his character... or he has tried his best to restrain his bad habit of speaking harshly to anyone since he was eight years old.

But today, I don't know what happened. He spoke his mind from time to time.

For someone like me who is lenient in words but ruthless in heart, how can his mind be known?

Help! ! !

For the first time in his life, Nanfeng also had the idea of ​​jumping off the building.

He is already socially dead, is he still afraid of real death?

Could it be... could this also be a side effect of active brain waves? ! !

Damn! ! !

If this is the case, it would be better to change to yesterday's weird reflex.

At least Yumo's face is still very soft and tender.

"Nanfeng, you don't really want to jump off the building, do you?"

"What does the side effect of active brain waves mean?"

"What about yesterday's weird reflex?"

"Is Yumo's face really soft and tender?"

The four fatal questions from everyone completely made Nanfeng lose all hope of survival. He was petrified in an instant, and no matter how everyone asked, he looked like he had no desire to live.

"Oh my God, either you strike down a thunderbolt to take me away now, or you strike down a thunderbolt to take them all away!"

"I won't live anymore! I won't live anymore!!!"

"Uh..."

Everyone heard that Nanfeng's inner monologue was close to the edge of collapse, and now they didn't dare to provoke him anymore.

Ignoring the Tiangong General Nanfeng who kept shouting [Thunderbolt strikes me], they now focused their attention on Guan Gu.

Although everyone's human lie detector was now in a state of collapse, they still believed that Guan Gu's words just now that he was normal in all aspects were true.

After all, he had already confessed to this point, and there was no point in telling any more lies.

So now the question is, why did the doctor show such a weird smile to Guan Gu?

Now not only Guan Gu couldn't figure it out, but even Youyou and the others couldn't figure out what was going on.

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment and gave a very constructive suggestion: "I think it's better to solve Guan Gu's confusion first instead of thinking about why the doctor smiled.

"In fact, it's very simple to know whether Guan Gu can do it or not. Just let him practice as Nanfeng said just now."

Everyone glanced at Youyou at first, and then shook their heads.

Although Guan Gu and Youyou are a couple, they have only been together for three days, and their relationship has not reached this point.

Even if their relationship is in place, it is impossible for everyone to let Youyou and Guan Gu practice because of such an outrageous thing.

This is a very disrespectful behavior to Youyou and Guan Gu.

"Zhang Wei, what a bad idea you came up with! ”

Zi Qiao, who has always been the most open-minded, was the first to jump out and oppose Zhang Wei's idea. He couldn't bear to see his aunt suffer such a big loss.

"No, what are you thinking?"

Zhang Wei said helplessly: "I mean to let Guan Gu test it himself in actual combat. Wouldn't it be clear whether it works or not?

"If he thinks that the manual transmission doesn't work, just buy an automatic transmission and try it out."

"Oh..."

Everyone nodded, and looked at Zhang Wei with strange eyes.

At this time, they remembered something counterintuitive: Don't look at Zhang Wei's honest and simple appearance. At first glance, he looks like a virgin. In fact, he is the only one among the six boys in the apartment who has actual combat experience except Zi Qiao.

And his actual combat object is a passionate young woman in her thirties... God knows how much fun they had when they were in love.

Yi Fei asked on behalf of Youyou, who was so shy that she buried her head: "Guan Gu, Zhang Wei's proposal... do you want to consider it?"

Now everyone looked at Guan Gu with a very interesting look.

Especially Mika, as an experienced driver, she made everyone see a wonderful drama with just her eyes.

"You guys!"

The innocent boy Guan Gu shyly stood up and was about to leave, but he stopped halfway.

No, if he left now, would everyone misunderstand something?

He turned his head and saw that a group of people had already started whispering.

"I bet five minutes."

"Five minutes is too short, I bet seven minutes."

"I can see that you are inexperienced. It depends on whether it is manual or automatic. I bet twenty minutes for manual and fifteen minutes for automatic."

[Okay, they have misunderstood, and the misunderstanding is blatant! ]

"Have you said enough?"

Guan Gu returned to his original position angrily, and 3601 was silent instantly.

He said angrily: "Even if you don't have a normal method, please don't give me any random suggestions, okay!"

"Normal method?" Yifei nodded, "Yes."

"What normal method?"

Guangu's eyes lit up, and Youyou also looked up with interest.

"The method is very simple. Since you are so impressed by this doctor, you can go to his hospital on a weekday and ask him what happened at that time."

Yifei clapped her hands and said: "Isn't this solved?"

"What is this..."

"What a good idea!"

Youyou's exclamation immediately made Guangu swallow the words on his lips.

Youyou excitedly pulled Guan Gu to the hospital: "Instead of thinking about it here, it's better to ask directly.

"Even if the doctor is not on duty today, we can go to the hospital for a physical examination and the truth will be revealed."

"Youyou."

Guan Gu was a little afraid to see the doctor, and he hurriedly said: "Should we think about this matter carefully, maybe there is a better way?"

"What better way can there be?"

Youyou looked at Guan Gu: "Or do you plan to listen to Zhang Wei?"

Guan Gu shook his head like a rattle.

"That's it."

Youyou continued to pull Guan Gu to the gate, and she turned back and shouted to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, you go with us!"

"Why?" Ziqiao was too lazy to go to a place like the hospital that was full of disinfectant. "I haven't had breakfast yet?"

"Huh?" Youyou's eyes suddenly became sharp.

"Okay, my dearest and most beloved aunt. "

Zi Qiao quickly ran to the dining table to take away a bag of buns and soy milk, and then pushed Guan Gu forward.

"Guan Gu, just give up resistance. Anyway, your last physical examination was a year ago. Now just treat it as going to the hospital for a re-examination."

"That's right!"

The rest of the people just watched Youyou and Zi Qiao pull Guan Gu away quietly. Wan Yu couldn't help but sighed: "Youyou is very concerned about Guan Gu."

Yi Fei nodded: "This is also for your future happy life."

Mei Jia asked in confusion: "Is it a happy life or a happy sex life?"

"It's the same, both are the same."

Seeing that Guan Gu's matter came to an end, everyone now remembered Nan Feng, who was full of gossip.

They turned their heads to look in the direction of Nan Feng, but did not see Nan Feng.

"Damn!"

Xiao Xian exclaimed: "There are so many of us here, and he can sneak away like this. ”

Here it comes

I encountered the review again. I thought there was nothing I couldn’t write.