Chapter 401: Incredible Ability to Summarize

At this moment, Ziqiao just gave it his all.

No matter whether his mother and aunts would come and drown him in the Huangpu River tonight, he had to survive the present.

"Youyou, your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear.

"You are... my best aunt. "

Zi Qiao finally figured it out. He definitely didn't want to be hit by the Buddha's Palm, and his aunt definitely couldn't be seduced.

If that's the case, then just delay it. Anyway, he and Nan Feng didn't stipulate when to take Youyou down.

Delay, just delay it.

If you can delay it for a minute, then delay it for a minute. If you can delay it for an hour, then delay it for an hour. No matter what, delay it until the bar closes.

Then Zi Qiao said a lot of mushy words, but the scale of his words was well controlled.

You can say he was flirting, or you can say he was just flattering his aunt.

This was almost the limit of Zi Qiao's efforts.

At this time, Youyou already felt that something was wrong with Zi Qiao.

She originally thought that Zi Qiao came here because he discovered her disguise and eavesdropped. He wanted to chase her away, but he first said a bunch of nonsense about sex, and then his attitude changed 180 degrees and he started to flatter her.

Even though Youyou had a unique mind, she really couldn't figure out what Ziqiao was up to.

Not to mention Xiaoxian, the eldest brother, and Meijia's expressions and demeanor at this moment, which Youyou couldn't help but feel very familiar with.

Because this was exactly the same as her expression and demeanor when she was waiting for a good show.

Youyou, who was inexplicably a little flustered, didn't even have time to ask Nanfeng and Meijia what "Rulai Shen Zhang" was. When she found that Ziqiao's words were becoming more and more disgusting, Youyou was so scared that she was ready to run away.

"I suddenly remembered that an assistant director wanted to ask me to film a movie, so I'll go back and prepare for the audition first.

"Goodbye."

Youyou turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing this, Ziqiao quickly grabbed Youyou: "Don't worry, auntie, you are a professional actor, and auditions can be passed in minutes.

"Stay and chat with me."

[In his inner world, Ziqiao knelt on the ground and prayed with his hands folded.]

[Auntie, you can't leave. If you leave, I will be beaten to death by Meijia's palm.]

"The two of us... chat?"

Zi Youyou was even more shocked: "What can we talk about? When I wanted to talk to you about something before, didn't you say that you would rather save time to chat with beautiful women?"

"The past was the past, and now is now."

Ziqiao smiled flatteringly: "Besides, even if all the beauties in the world are lined up, few dare to say that they can beat my aunt."

[If you don't look at the figure.]

"That's true...but shouldn't you go teach Senior Brother Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals now? "

"Uh..."

Zi Qiao didn't know how to answer for a while.

You You looked at Zi Qiao with trepidation. She felt that her nephew was getting weirder and weirder.

"No, I'd better go."

You You was about to run, but was held tightly by Zi Qiao.

"Aunt, please stay for a while!"

Zi Qiao squatted down and held You You tightly: "Look, the weather is good this afternoon... The weather is good... The weather is good.

"Anyway, the weather is so good, don't rush back."

You You: "..."

She was worried that she would be driven back by Zi Qiao before, but now she wanted to go back on her own initiative and Zi Qiao wouldn't let her...

This is even more terrible! ! !

"Lu Zi Qiao, you have a problem!"

You You said firmly. If she didn't see that Zi Qiao had a problem at this time, she would have been Zi Qiao's aunt for more than 20 years in vain.

She looked at the crowd watching again: "You all have problems!"

Youyou said angrily: "What happened?"

"Well..."

Xiaoxian and Meijia didn't know how to explain for a while, and Nanfeng was naturally happy to see Youyou in distress.

Only Guan Gu, an honest man, thought for a long time. Since he could not find the key points when he was nervous, Guan Gu decided to extract the key points of the whole thing in his mind first, and then explain it to Youyou in a concise way.

So Guan Gu said: "Zi Qiao wants to pick you up."

These six short words, each of which is the key point, are extracted by Guan Gu again and again, and the whole sentence is not cut out before blurting out.

At this time, Guan Gu was actually a little proud in his heart, it seems that his Chinese has been learned very well recently.

And Guan Gu's concise explanation has indeed achieved the expected results.

"What?!!"

Youyou stepped back in surprise, and she looked at Zi Qiao squatting on the ground in horror.

If someone else had said this, Youyou would definitely not believe it, but it was Guan Gu who said it.

Guan Gu is one of the few honest people in the apartment, he almost never lies.

Coupled with Ziqiao's strange behavior just now, this is almost an ironclad fact!

"Lv Ziqiao, you beast, animal, pervert!"

Youyou gritted her teeth and cursed in a low voice.

She never thought that her eldest nephew had been so scumbag that he started to set his sights on his aunt. If she had known this, when his family found out that he was a scumbag, the whole family should have joined forces to break his legs!

Break each of his three legs!

"No, little aunt, please listen to my explanation..."

Zi Qiao was no less shocked than Youyou at this moment.

No, Guangu, you are afraid that my death was not miserable enough in the situation just now, so you came here to give me a touch-up, right?

In the past, I couldn't grasp the key points when I was nervous. Now, every sentence is full of surprises.

How can you summarize it so well!

Isn’t this life-threatening? ! !

Sure enough, the furious Youyou didn't listen to Zi Qiao's explanation at all. She directly kicked Zi Qiao who was squatting on the ground.

"Explanation? You, a guy who has never said a word of truth since childhood, still want to explain?"

"Okay, wait until I break all three of your legs and carry you back to your hometown in Sichuan, then you can explain it to the Tang and Lu families!"

Zi Qiao, who was kicked to the ground by Youyou, quickly got up on all fours: "Auntie, let's discuss... Can we just break two legs?"

"Oh."

Youyou saw that he was still thinking about that trivial matter at this time, and she laughed angrily and said: "Okay, I will leave you one foot so that you can be independent. You can choose your left foot or your right foot!"

"No...little aunt, you are serious!"

Just as Zi Qiao was about to explain, he saw Youyou picking up a bar chair and throwing it at him.

He quickly ran away.

"You still want to run? Stop!

Youyou said angrily: "I'll let you pick up girls until your sperm is wet, and even your little aunt wants to pick up girls!"

The onlookers were stunned.

They were originally shocked by Guangu's amazing generalization ability. Unexpectedly, the next moment, the furious Youyou had already raised a chair to hit someone.

"Damn, let's play it off!"

Nan Feng, dumbfounded, rushed forward to break up the fight.

He considered everything, but he didn't expect Guangu's generalization ability to be so incredible.

Can this matter be summed up in six simple words?

"Yuyou stop, this is all a misunderstanding!"

As Nan Feng rushed forward, the remaining four people also hurried forward to explain the truth as if they had woken up from a dream.

…

"This is the truth."

Nanfeng said sheepishly.

"oh……"

Before Yuyou could reply, Zi Qiao said continuously: "Let me just say that I haven't offended you recently. Why do you suddenly want to do something serious to me? After doing this for a long time, you just want to trick Yuyou."

"no!"

Zi Qiao, whose leg was almost broken by the chair, cried out: "You're going to trick Yunyun, why bother me!"

"Do you know that I almost died at the hands of my own little aunt!"

"It's not that exaggerated." At this time, Youyou also looked embarrassed, "I just taught you a lesson and then sent you back to Sichuan to throw to your mother."

"Then you're not trying to kill me!" Zi Qiao cried.

Nanfeng smiled sheepishly: "The main thing is, isn't your aunt Youyou? If you really have to choose someone to be implicated by her, it must be you."

Xiaoxian, Meijia and senior brother nodded in agreement: "This is indeed the truth. Zi Qiao, you are definitely the best person to be implicated."

Guangu looked curious: "What does this mean?"

The senior brother glanced at Guan Gu lightly: "The truth is that if you must choose one person to be implicated by Youyou, then this person..."

"..."

"If it wasn't Zi Qiao, it would have been one of us..."

"..."

"……idiot!"

Xiaoxian chuckled and said: "This is called a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist."

"you!"

Zi Qiao was so angry at these unloyal guys: "A bunch of bad friends!"

He cried and wailed: "I was wronged, I really died unjustly today!

"It's broad daylight and everything is clear. How come one, two, three or four of them are trying to harm me!"

"Four?"

Guangu was stunned: "Isn't there only Nanfeng?"

"Oh."

Zi Qiao stretched out his hand and called the names one by one: "Nanfeng who planned the plan, Meijia who wanted to slap me, Youyou who wanted to break my legs... and you!

"Sekiya, your generalization ability is incredible!"

Zi Qiao glared at Guan Gu with an unhappy face: "I already told you that the Mars Chinese training class you signed up for is rubbish. Look, something has happened now."

Hearing this, Guan Gu quickly abdicated his responsibility, he pointed at Nanfeng and said: "It's none of my business, who asked Nanfeng to devise this plan to deceive people.

"This is all Nanfeng's fault!"

"I admit that I made mistakes, but to say it's all my fault would be too much."

Nanfeng pointed at Youyou as he spoke, and he also felt very aggrieved: "Who asked Youyou to accuse me of being black?

"I just came to meet the Lu family, but she almost told Yu Mo that I wanted to inherit Zi Qiao's mantle, and from then on, the dragon swung its tail and wandered around the world.

"This is not a big mouth, this is simply spreading rumors!"

"I, I, I..."

When Youyou heard this, she suddenly felt wronged. She had indeed exaggerated a bit in order to let Yumo deal with Nanfeng.

But soon she pointed at Zi Qiao aggrievedly: "It's not that Zi Qiao didn't let me come with Mei Jia, I had no choice but to take this step."

"I?"

Zi Qiao pointed at himself in astonishment, and he trembled in disbelief: "So you are blaming each other, and in the end it's me, the victim, who brought it upon myself?"

"Forehead……"

Everyone looked at each other in shock when they heard this.

Meijia, fearing that the world would be in chaos, nodded in agreement: "So it's really all your fault."

She smiled sweetly and said: "You have already been wronged anyway, it doesn't hurt to be wronged a little more."

Others nodded in agreement subconsciously.

Zi Qiao suddenly felt sad when he saw this. He stretched his neck and cried, "Oh God! I am wronged! I am more wronged than Dou E!"

Nan Feng saw Zi Qiao's face full of grief, and he said with reluctance.

"How about we talk about compensation?"

Zi Qiao stopped wailing and laughed out loud.

"Damn."

Nan Feng laughed and scolded, "I knew you were pretending to be sad, your acting is so fucking fake."

Here it comes