Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 398 The Strange South Wind

Zi Qiao glared at Zeng Xiaoxian with an unhappy face: "Teacher Zeng, there is no one here except us. I just want you to tell me the truth. Did you buy your double master's degree?"

It's no wonder that he used this question to tease Zeng Xiaoxian again and again. This guy's performance was really too bad.

Zi Qiao racked his brains but couldn't figure out how he got the double master's degree.

Is it true that staying up late to work for several years will cause such great damage to the brain?

"Lv Zi Qiao, I warn you again!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly: "You can insult my character, but you can't insult my academic qualifications!"

"Oh."

Zi Qiao nodded and said: "So your image of a good man is all pretended, and your true face is a pervert who likes to tease beautiful women with pornographic articles?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "..."

"Forget it, you should insult my academic qualifications."

"Then did you buy your double master's degree?"

Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood.

He struggled for a long time, but couldn't decide which of his character and education could be insulted by Ziqiao, so Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.

"I don't care, you can't insult my education or my character!"

"Okay."

Ziqiao nodded and continued to say heart-piercing words: "You look wretched."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest, he felt that his heart had been pierced by a sword with "You look wretched" engraved on the blade.

Ziqiao continued: "The eyes are like two green beans."

Another sword pierced Zeng Xiaoxian's heart, and the sword was still engraved with what Ziqiao had just said.

"The program you hosted is like The Ring."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his chest and retreated repeatedly, his other hand tremblingly pointed at Ziqiao.

"You, you, you, you..."

"I don't have enough endurance, I'm so weak."

"Don't attack me like that!"

"By the way, I heard a few days ago that Yifei was planning to secretly use your toothbrush to clean the toilet."

Xiaoxian, who felt like he had been pierced by thousands of swords, suddenly lost his guilt towards Ziqiao, and he growled with gritted teeth.

"Lv Ziqiao! I want to die with you!"

Ziqiao retreated again and again, and he stretched out his hand to dissuade Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, you have to be reasonable. I didn't insult your character and academic qualifications just now, so you can't mess around."

Xiaoxian continued to play tricks and said, "I don't care, you can't insult me ​​at all, from now on you can only praise me!"

Ziqiao thought about it and tentatively praised him.

"Your wife is awesome!"

"Lv Ziqiao!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rushed forward, and the two fell to the ground and wrestled together.

"Teacher Zeng, are you sick? Where did you get your wife?"

"I don't care, I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"

The eldest brother looked at the two people fighting and asked worriedly: "Shouldn't we... go up..."

"..."

"... persuade them?"

Nanfeng and Guan Gu were already used to the nonsense of these two people. Nanfeng said: "Don't worry, one of them is indestructible, and the other is thick-skinned and thick-fleshed. They are both character templates with high defense and low attack.

"I guess they can't break each other's defense even if they fight for half a day, it's okay."

Guan Gu also said in agreement: "Besides, Teacher Zeng's endurance is not good, and Ziqiao drinks and picks up girls all day, so his endurance is also poor. Each time they fight, it only takes about three minutes."

"Oh. "

The eldest brother nodded in understanding, and he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with pity and amusement.

Originally, Ziqiao would at most insult him for his academic qualifications, but now, he was insulted from head to toe, inside and out.

This is really... what he deserves.

And everything was just as Nanfeng and Guan Gu expected. Xiaoxian and Ziqiao fought for three minutes, and finally they were exhausted and unscathed.

They were helped up by Guan Gu and Nanfeng respectively.

After such a fight, they tacitly agreed not to mention the wingman incident just now.

After all, this was a shameful little thing, and when it comes to shame, they are definitely the two who have been embarrassed the most in the apartment.

This is nothing.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Nanfeng's mouth curled up a sly smile, and he spoke to Zeng Xiaoxian instead, turned his head and began to criticize Ziqiao.

"Let me be fair. I think that although Teacher Zeng's brain was short-circuited just now, it was still your problem, Ziqiao. "

Zi Qiao's eyes widened in shock when he heard this: "Hey, hey, hey, you are not so partial to Teacher Zeng.

"What problem can I have? I'm just short of conquering that Wanting and giving her to Teacher Zeng later!

"Nan Feng, your fair words are really unfair."

Nan Feng laughed: "Didn't someone just say that he wanted to prove to Guan Gu that no matter how bad the host is, as long as the wingman is strong enough, the host can still fly freely in the blue sky?

"So Zi Qiao, are you going to deny what you said now, or admit that your wingman is not strong enough?"

Zi Qiao was speechless.

He dared to say this before based on his understanding of everyone present. He believed that no matter what, Teacher Zeng's IQ should be above the normal level.

Who would have thought that this guy would go crazy when he saw a beautiful woman.

Seeing Zi Qiao's defeat, Nan Feng smiled very proudly: "Zi Qiao, if I say that your Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals is really not good, you see that you have been teaching for so long, and the three of them still don't know anything."

He taunted, "I think you, a girl-chasing expert with a false reputation, should just quit and give up on picking up girls."

"Otherwise, not to mention your face, even your underwear will be lost."

Zi Qiao frowned and looked at Nan Feng. He felt that things were starting to go wrong.

He had been bickering with Nan Feng since he moved into the apartment. He knew how sharp this guy's tongue was.

What's wrong with Nan Feng today? Why is he so aggressive?

I don't think I've offended Nan Feng recently, right?

Even if the bet they made today was just a normal bet, Nan Feng might be petty, but he never holds a grudge for this reason.

Then why did this guy suddenly become like he had eaten gunpowder today?

He was almost deliberately stepping on his own minefield and dancing wildly.

Zi Qiao snorted, "There is definitely no problem with my Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals and teaching level. This is purely because the three brothers are too poor, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

He smiled at Nanfeng and said, "Besides, even if my ability to pick up girls is problematic, it's not your turn as a rookie to question me."

"Your words are as childish as saying that a guest who can't cook is not qualified to comment on the chef's dishes. According to you, I have to learn how to refrigerate before I can comment on a refrigerator?"

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly: "I'll leave it at that. The reason why the three of them are so poor is that you, the teacher, have a problem with your level.

"Don't even mention that you are a wingman to assist. I think even if you pick up girls yourself, the result will not be much better."

"Are you challenging me?"

Ziqiao's eyes condensed and he entered a fighting state.

He knew that Nanfeng must be holding back bad things in his heart, but as a master of picking up girls, Ziqiao would never allow himself to be ridiculed in this regard.

"It's not a challenge, but it's definitely a provocation."

Nanfeng asked with a smile, "Are you scared?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing aside, saw that the atmosphere between the two had become tense, and he was immediately confused.

"No, why did they fight?"

Guan Gu thought of Nan Feng's innocent smile just now, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

He pulled Zeng Xiaoxian who wanted to persuade them to stop fighting and whispered: "Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to go, so as not to hurt innocent people."

The warm-hearted Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little hesitant when he heard Guan Gu's words, but Nan Feng's indifferent glance at him made Xiaoxian shudder.

Oh my god, what's wrong with Nan Feng today?

Who would provoke this evil star for no reason?

"Well..."

Zi Qiao was indeed a little hesitant when he knew that Nan Feng was going to do something bad, but if he gave in in this situation, he would not be Lu Zi Qiao.

Besides, he thought about it and couldn't think of how he had recently provoked Nan Feng, a vengeful guy.

Even if Nan Feng took the wrong medicine today and wanted to play a prank on him for no reason, he would definitely not kill him with his personality.

So Ziqiao crossed his arms and asked, "Stop talking nonsense and just tell me what you want?"

"Very good."

Nanfeng smiled and reached into his pocket to turn off the voice call with Youyou.

"I don't think you should teach them. After all, Ziqiao, you are not a teacher.

"Instead of teaching them for a long time, why don't you show us your skills by flirting with a girl yourself?"

Ziqiao wondered if he had heard wrongly: "You mean you want to make a bet with me to harm a girl in order to win?

"Are you still Nanfeng?"

He subconsciously reached out and touched Nanfeng's forehead: "Did you really take medicine today?"

This behavior is not like Nanfeng's character at all. He never cheats strangers.

Nanfeng was confident: "Don't worry, I will definitely pick the girls you want to pick up. I am confident that the girls I choose are good girls that you absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cannot pick up.

"You definitely don't have the ability to harm her, but your failure can more or less give the senior brothers a little confidence."

"Definitely can't pick her up?"

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows: "You won't pick me an ugly freak or a heavy tank, right?"

"Don't worry, it will definitely be a slim beauty."

"Then she has a partner?"

Ziqiao insisted on his principles: "I will never poach someone's girlfriend."

"You are willing to poach someone's girlfriend, but I don't want to be a morally corrupt old woman."

Nanfeng rolled his eyes at Ziqiao: "If the other party already has a partner, it means I lose."

Ziqiao thought about it for a while, and he said firmly: "Then I know, you must choose a man like Xiaowan or a morally corrupt person like Laura for me. "

The smiles on Xiaoxian and Guan Gu's faces suddenly froze.

"That's not the case."

Nanfeng smiled innocently: "After all, I'm not a devil."

When Ziqiao saw Nanfeng's smile, the hairs on his body stood up, and he stepped back in panic.

"Why do I feel that your smile just now is more terrifying than the devil."

"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me if you dare or not."

Nanfeng smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't dare, but you should lose our previous bet.

"You can prepare to sing "Father" in front of everyone tonight."

"Oh..."

Zi Qiao suddenly realized that Nan Feng was just trying to cheat.

How could this be possible!

“Just do as you say!”

Zi Qiao agreed in a resounding voice.

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