Chapter 396 Zeng Xiaoxian Is Helpless

Seeing Teacher Zeng's expression of emotion, Zi Qiao struck while the iron was hot and directly arranged: "Teacher Zeng, when people are floating in the world, the trumpet is very important.

"Your trumpet named Chen He has only been used a few times, and it will become moldy if you don't use it anymore.

"If Yifei is angry, you can still say that the scumbag who picks up girls is..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Nanfeng couldn't help coughing.

"What?" Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng in confusion.

Nanfeng shook his head: "It's just that my throat suddenly felt a little itchy."

"Okay."

Zi Qiao continued to push Xiaoxian forward: "In short, as long as you use the trumpet well, you Zeng Xiaoxian will be innocent.

"Remember what I taught you before about [asking for directions and throwing stones]. This trick is very useful when paired with [a sudden glance]."

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in astonishment: "But I haven't learned the first glance yet!"

"Idiot, the first secret to picking up girls is always to adapt to circumstances!"

Nan Feng, senior brother and Guan Gu looked at each other and silently followed the two men not too far away.

Zi Qiao looked around the bar and finally settled on a pretty lady-like beauty.

"Hi, beauty."

Zi Qiao greeted the beauty Royal Sister with a smile on his face, and his eyes quickly glanced at the [Reader] in the beauty's hand.

The beautiful lady just glanced at the two of them lightly, and then said something shocking: "Sorry, I'm a lesbian."

Zeng Xiaoxian groaned and his expression became quite exciting.

Zi Qiao quickly explained: "Sorry, you may have misunderstood, we are not here to strike up a conversation with you."

Zi Qiao kept a smile on his face, but in private he stepped on him hard.

Teacher Zeng is a complete idiot. People say that she is a lace, but she is a lace?

I, the dignified Lu Xiaobu, can’t tell whether she is sexy or not?

Zeng Xiaoxian was painfully stepped on by Zi Qiao, but he managed to hold it in without saying a word. This was also due to Yifei's years of training for him.

"Then I know what you are here for."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned red from holding back, the beautiful lady Royal curled her lips in disgust: "The toilet in the bar is in front of you, turn left. If you don't have the paper, you can ask the bartender first."

Then she continued to lower her head and look at the [Reader] magazine in her hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed: "I don't want to go to the toilet, I just..."

Zi Qiao hurriedly interrupted Xiaoxian and said to the beautiful lady Yu: "You have misunderstood this beautiful lady. In fact... my friend's ancestor is the famous Guan Yu Guan Yunchang.

"It's probably a bit of an atavism when it comes to him, so it's understandable that he's a little redder than normal."

Xiaoxian was shocked when he heard this, thinking that only an idiot would believe such an outrageous explanation, okay?

As a result, Zi Qiao and this beautiful lady directly proved to him that no matter how outrageous the explanation was, some people would believe it.

"oh."

The beauty Yu Jie looked at Xiaoxian with a strange look on her face: "Why do the descendants of Guan Yu have a pair of mung bean eyes?"

"Maybe it's because Guan Yu sold too many mung beans in the past."

"Haha..." She pursed her lips and smiled, "You are quite humorous."

Zi Qiao smiled and hugged Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders: "Just average, a little bit worse than my friend who is born with a sense of humor."

The beautiful lady Yu Jie thought for a while and then introduced herself to them: "My name is Wanting."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened in disbelief when he saw this, and he looked at Zi Qiao blankly.

[This is fucking okay! 】

Zi Qiao just glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian casually, as if everything happening in front of him was just a basic operation.

[Calm down, Teacher Zeng. 】

[Didn’t you just think that only idiots would believe it? Then the girl I choose to pick up for you must be an idiot. 】

[After all, if it were a personal essence, you wouldn’t be able to hold it. 】

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked.

[Can you hear what I just said? You don’t know how to read minds, do you? 】

Zi Qiao sneered.

[No need to read minds, we are so familiar with each other, I can tell whether your fart smells bad even if you frown. 】

[What a mess is this! 】

Xiaoxian pursed his lips slightly towards Wanting, and looked at Ziqiao with a very puzzled look.

[How did you tell that her IQ is not high? 】

【Confidential! 】

He stared at the [Reader] magazine in Wanting's hand and just smiled.

A man in his twenties actually stayed in a bar reading [Reader] magazine, and what he read was a collection of short jokes.

Zi Qiao really couldn't make the assumption that her IQ was higher than that of normal humans.

He introduced himself to Wanting: "Hello, beauty, my name is Lu Xiaobu, and I am a descendant of Lu Bu."

Zi Qiao put his hands behind his back, patted Zeng Xiaoxian's butt, and signaled him to introduce himself quickly.

Not to mention, Teacher Zeng’s butt has pretty good elasticity.

Just not as good as Mega.

Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his hair and showed an evil smile: "I am a good man, I am..."

"Cough cough cough."

Zi Qiao pretended to cough and reminded him to be careful in his words and actions, and to use the trumpet carefully.

"...I am Chen He!"

Xiaoxian quickly changed his words.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's exaggerated self-introduction, Wanting didn't know what to say for a moment, so she could only smile slightly politely.

"The way you introduce yourself is quite special..."

"That is."

Zeng Xiaoxian was so proud that he didn't realize that Zi Qiao looked at him like he was an idiot.

Teacher Zeng, you don’t really think that others are praising you, do you?

Damn, if I had known this, I might as well have let my senior brother be the host.

Zi Qiao wished he could take Teacher Zeng back and teach him again now, but when he saw the playful looks in Nanfeng and Guangu's eyes, he had to force himself to be his wingman.

After all, the big words have been blown out, so we still need to give it another try.

He put on his brightest smile and introduced to Wanting: "Wanting, you may not know that Chen He is actually a very famous young writer. It is no exaggeration to say that he has almost written a lot of books."

Wanting looked shocked. She looked at Xiaoxian suspiciously, but found that he seemed more shocked than herself.

"He..."

When Zi Qiao saw this, he pretended to be annoyed and slapped himself in the mouth: "Look at my mouth. I forgot again, Chen He, that you said you wanted to keep a low profile and don't want to be in the limelight and expose your identity as a famous writer."

He first apologized to Xiaoxian: "I'm sorry, Chen He."

Seeing Ziqiao winking at him crazily, Xiaoxian knew what he should say now, no matter how stupid he was.

"It's okay, Xiaobu."

He pretended to be calm and said: "Although I am indeed a relatively low-key person who does not seek fame, but you also know that gold like me can never cover up my own light.

"What a pity, what a pity."

Xiaoxian sighed regretfully: "It seems that the life of ordinary people has no chance for me in this life."

Wanting: "..."

She could tell that this man named Chen He wanted to pretend to be indifferent and indifferent, but the corners of his mouth almost reached behind his ears.

This is obviously because he enjoys the praise of others!

Zi Qiao; w(Д)w! ! !

Zeng Xiaoxian, you are an idiot! The number one idiot in the world!

Why do I have to instruct my wingman to subtly improve my partner's image and taste?

It's because the host is not suitable for bragging. If you don't control the intensity of self-praising, girls will think that you love to show off and are very condescending.

And your current stupid bragging belongs to the lowest type of people who loves to show off!

Zi Qiao couldn't understand why Teacher Zeng could be so good because of his identity as a fictional famous writer.

If he gives Teacher Zeng a fake identity as a famous host, wouldn't he have an orgasm on the spot?

[In the inner world, Yifei said quite proudly. 】

[I have already said that Zeng Xiaoxian would dare to open a dyeing shop if you didn’t give him three points of color. If you gave him three points of color, his tail would fly straight to the sky! 】

[It turns out that no one knows Zeng Xiaoxian better than me. 】

Not far away, Nan Feng was also imitating Zi Qiao, Xiao Xian and the girl named Wanting, letting Guan Gu and Senior Brother on the side, as well as Yu You and Mei Jia on the other end of the phone know who these three people were. What are they talking about.

When Nan Feng covered his mouth and snickered, and then repeated Xiao Xian's boast, Guan Gu and the master burst out laughing.

They looked at Zi Qiao's sad and angry look as if someone had pressed his head and had to go to the toilet to have a good meal. The depression of being poured wine all over him and being beaten up by Zi Qiao was completely wiped away.

[I already told you that it was Senior Brother/Guan Gu’s problem. You must not believe it, Qiao Zizi. 】

[Now it’s your turn to be the wingman to assist Teacher Zeng/Xiaoxian. You should know how much I felt when I found out that my partner was so unreliable! 】

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