Chapter 288 Wanyu's Dumplings

"You are also a lawyer?"

Zhang Wei looked at the other party in disbelief.

How could such a coincidence happen in this world?

"The word [also] is not quite accurate."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei smiled: "You haven't even passed the bar exam yet, so you are not considered a lawyer.

"And judging from your unusually stable test scores in the past few years, I guess you still have no chance this time."

Wan Yu frowned when she heard this.

It seems that all the friends around her have been investigated thoroughly.

[Daddy is really too much!]

"Who said that? I just performed poorly the last few times...

"That's all!"

Zhang Wei raised his head unconvinced and said: "Next year... Bah!

"This year, I will definitely pass this year."

"I hope so, good luck. "

Bodyguard Zhang Wei just said a blessing calmly, then lowered his head to continue cooking his marinated duck.

Youyou, who was full of curiosity, had her eyes shining on the other side of the video, and she asked quickly.

"Zhang Wei... Brother Wei..."

Youyou pondered for a while, and always felt that neither of the two titles was right.

"Brother Zhang, since you were a lawyer before, why did you switch to being a bodyguard?"

"Isn't it that the legal profession is not easy to get along with."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei's hands slowed down a bit, and he couldn't help but start to recall the past.

"I was just like this kid Zhang Wei, young, idealistic, and ambitious.

"I thought I could rely on my own efforts to climb to the top of the legal circle step by step to safeguard the justice in my heart.

"As a result, after only half a year of struggling in the legal circle, I found that the legal circle is most concerned with background and school.

"If you want to reach the top of the legal profession, you may have to consider bloodline in addition to family background and school."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei's lips twitched slightly, as if he cursed silently for a few words, and then he continued.

"I can't compete with family background, school background, and bloodline.

"In the end, I was really worn down and lost my ambition, so I discussed changing careers with two other colleagues who were also unsuccessful.

"But we have all studied law for so many years, and for a while I really didn't know what else we could do besides the legal industry.

"But fortunately, the three of us have very strong physical fitness, so one of our colleagues said that we can't rely on our brains to make a living, but it's better to try to make a living with our bodies.

"We and another colleague think it makes sense."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei couldn't help twitching his mouth when he thought of this.

"So one of the three of us became a bodyguard, and the other became a bodybuilding coach.

"As for the friend who first proposed this idea... He is now the gold medal male model of the White Horse Club, and is known as the [Perpetual Motion Pile Driver] in the world. "

After listening to the bodyguard Zhang Wei's story, everyone looked a little strange.

Although the end of this story was a little outrageous, the three of them did achieve the original purpose of making a living with their bodies.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei!"

Zeng Xiaoxian called Zhang Wei with a smirk on his face.

Yu Mo covered his cheeks and said in pain: "Teacher Zeng, you have to make it clear which Zhang Wei you are calling."

"Oh..."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and then shouted: "Stingy ghost Zhang Wei, please express your opinion?"

"My opinion?"

Zhang Wei accepted the nickname of stingy ghost very naturally. He was silent for a while and asked weakly.

"What do you think I would be suitable for if I want to make a living with my body? "

"Uh..."

Everyone couldn't help but frown and ponder.

As of now, the bodyguard and bodybuilding coach Zhang Wei are definitely not suitable.

As for the gold medal male model, no one here has seen Zhang Wei's hardware.

How about... let Zeng Xiaoxian sacrifice?

In the end, Wan Yu said whimsically: "How about you go to the Youmate rescue team as the deputy captain, and take turns with Shao Zhongtian to transform into a golden armor warrior? "

"Get out! "

Zhang Wei laughed and scolded.

However, just after he finished his joke, Zhang Wei felt three cold eyes coming towards him.

He turned around and saw the Wei Ge trio looking at him with a bad face.

[As the saying goes, when you beat a dog, you have to look at the owner... Bah!]

[When you beat the owner, you have to look at the dog... Bah!]

[If the master insults the servant, he will die. If the master insults the servant, he will die. Do you understand?]

[You dare to scold our eldest daughter in front of us. Do you really think that we three can only cook?]

For this annual salary close to seven figures, the Wei Ge trio are as loyal as old servants in the old times.

Wang Wei gestured with the iron skewers in his hand with a kind face: "I feel that all the skewers were skewered just now. Now I want to skewer some lean black meat for you to taste."

Zhang Wei was immediately shocked when he heard this.

Li Wei raised the two kitchen knives in his hands and smiled grimly: "With me here, I promise that there will be no fat left for you. "

Zhang Wei's legs began to tremble slightly.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei just looked at his destined person with the same name and profession as him, stroking his chin and thinking.

"What kind of sauce should be applied to such dry black lean meat?"

Zhang Wei saw that the Wei Ge trio was sharpening their knives to kill pigs and sheep, and immediately shrank his head and laughed dryly.

"I said get out... I mean Wan Yu's suggestion is too good, I will get out and become a golden armor warrior."

Wan Yu looked at the three bodyguards with dissatisfaction: "We are just joking among friends, do you three have to be like this?"

The three bodyguards suddenly changed to gentle and kind expressions: "We were just joking."

"cut."

With a straight face, Wan Yu took on the airs of a young lady and ordered for the first time: "I don't want you to make such a joke again, otherwise the consequences will be very serious!"

The three bodyguards smiled sheepishly.

Zhang Wei saw the four people making such a fuss, and he was so kind-hearted that he actually wanted to find a topic to skip this matter.

He looked around, and then asked in surprise: "Where has Nanfeng gone? Why haven't you seen anyone else yet?"

Guangu explained: "Nan Feng said he went back to the apartment to get his luggage."

"Now?"

Wanyu looked puzzled.

Nanfeng didn't go back to get it early or late. Do we have to rush here and there on New Year's Eve? ‘

really weird.

Guangu thought for a while and guessed: "Maybe Nanfeng just thought of something particularly important in the suitcase. After all, his memory is really bad."

Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "It's possible."

…

Wait until the Viagra trio finish the New Year's Eve dinner. The time has also come to the afternoon.

The sumptuous meals were neatly placed on a large table. In the evening, Wan Yu and the others only needed to warm up a little to give Nanfeng's grandparents and Grandpa Zeng a big surprise when they were about to return.

"Do you want to stay and have New Year's Eve dinner together tonight?"

At the gate of the old house, after obtaining Nanfeng's consent, Wan Yu made an invitation to celebrate the New Year to her three bodyguards.

The three bodyguards thought for a while and all shook their heads in rejection.

As a bodyguard, sitting at the same table with Wan Yu for dinner, they didn't know if Wan Yu would be embarrassed. In short, the three of them would indeed be embarrassed.

"Then you wait a minute." Wan Yu said and ran back to the old house.

Not long after, I saw her rushing out at a trot, holding three large lunch boxes in her arms.

Wan Yu handed the heavy lunch box to the three of them.

“It’s the Chinese New Year, and there’s no place in the village to have New Year’s Eve dinner.

"I will only stay in the old house tonight and won't go out. You don't need to continue to monitor me. I can go to the town and see if I can find a restaurant to eat."

“I originally wanted to bring you some extra things to add to your meal, but considering that you made those things, I’m too embarrassed to give them away.

"My friends and I make these dumplings stuffed with chives and pork from beginning to end. You just need to cook them."

Wan Yu snorted at the three bodyguards: "Although I'm still unhappy with you following and monitoring me, I don't care about you too much during this Chinese New Year.

"Happy New Year's Eve and may you get rich."

The three of them felt the heavy weight of the lunch boxes in their hands and laughed out loud in unison.

"Happy New Year's Eve, Miss. May you make a fortune"

Wanyu waved to the three of them and then returned to the old house.

Suddenly she thought of something and trotted back again.

"One more thing, remember to return the lunch box tomorrow. It belongs to the Nanfeng family."

Zhang Wei, the bodyguard who has worked in the Lin family for the longest time, watched Wan Yu return to the old house. He was amazed and said: "The eldest lady has really grown up a lot this time."

Li Wei, who loves to complain, hugs his lunch box tightly as if he has found a treasure.

"I can't eat the dumplings stuffed with chives and pork made by my mother. It would be good to try the dumplings stuffed with chives and pork made by the eldest lady."

Then he complained again: "It's hard to eat dumplings in a ghost place like this, let alone dumplings stuffed with chives and pork."

Wang Wei chuckled and said: "I really don't understand how you, a Hong Kong double-headed man, like dumplings stuffed with chives and pork so much."

"I'm happy, can you take care of it?"

Li Wei said harshly: "I'm telling you, I will definitely eat the most dumplings tonight, and you must not compete with me!"

Bodyguard Zhang Wei disagreed: "Look at your virtue, it's just a meal of dumplings, who's going to snatch it from you?"

"Oh, you are an ignorant person..."

After Li Wei despised his companion's shallow opinions, he opened the lunch box with anticipation.

The three of them were busy making New Year's Eve dinner just now, and they really didn't care about how the eldest lady's dumplings turned out.

"Let me see how the dumplings made by the eldest lady..."

Li Wei fell silent for a moment.

He looked at the lunch box which was full, but each strange-shaped dumpling fell into deep thought.

"This dumpling..."

Wang Wei picked up a strange-shaped dumpling, his eyebrows almost frowning together.

This is more like a small bun than a dumpling.

The person who made this dumpling must have just randomly placed the fillings on the originally rolled out weird-shaped dumpling wrapper, and then gathered the edges of the dumpling wrapper in the center like a bun.

After the dumplings are shaped like steamed buns, the person making the dumplings does not continue to fold a few pleats like making steamed buns. Instead, he pinches the upper part with one hand and applies a rotation to the lower part of the dumpling with the other hand. force.

So this dumpling that resembled a steamed bun turned into a dumpling that resembled a steamed bun with thin lines rotating around it.

Maybe we can be more explicit.

This is a dumpling that looks like poop commonly seen in anime!

If this dumpling is enlarged, it can directly replace the hairstyle on the head of Lazy Sheep.

In addition to this dumpling that looks very much like poop, there are many weird dumplings in the lunch box.

For example, dumplings that look like bananas, dumplings that look more like glutinous rice balls than glutinous rice balls, and a pig-head dumpling that is so ugly that it is deadly...

These dumplings seem to have all kinds of strange shapes and ugliness in their own styles, but in fact, they all have one thing in common when you look closely.

That is, they make people lose their appetite.

The three bodyguards fell silent when they saw this.

Li Wei, who likes to eat dumplings, put on a stiff smile and tried to save face for Wan Yu.

"In fact, the appearance does not affect the taste of the dumplings themselves, right?"

The remaining two Wei brothers nodded in unison.

Bodyguard Zhang Wei suddenly asked: "Ah Wei, you just said that you must eat the most dumplings tonight, right?"

"I, I..."

Li Wei wanted to cry but had no tears, and he wanted to slap himself for saying such harsh words just now.

Bodyguards Zhang Wei and Wang Wei patted his shoulders in understanding: "We know that you like eating dumplings stuffed with leeks and pork too much.

"It's okay, we all understand. "

Wang Wei considerately gave his lunch box to Li Wei, who loves dumplings: "Eat, just eat it without worry."

"Yes, they are all yours, no one will snatch them from you tonight."

Bodyguard Zhang Wei may have been a little slow in his words, but his hands were not slow at all.

The two people who handed out their lunch boxes walked around the big enemy in the middle at the same time, and they both linked their shoulders and sang in unison.

"Let's go, let's go to the town to see if there are any places to eat. If not, we should prepare the New Year's Eve dinner."

"What about Awei?" Wang Wei asked.

"Awei? Aren't those three boxes of dumplings enough for him to eat?"

"That makes sense."