Chapter 280 Video Call From [The Number One Idiot in Cybertron]
"I know."
Wan Yu arched her nose: "But no one says you can't learn to make dumplings in a comedy."
"The premise is that you can't learn the wrong method, not to mention that using glue and cotton thread to make dumplings sounds unreliable!"
Nan Feng looked at Wan Yu with a questioning look on his face. He seriously suspected that Wan Yu was playing a joke on him.
"Wan Yu, even if you have never eaten dumplings, you should know how to make dumplings, right?"
Wan Yu looked at Nan Feng in shock when she heard this: "I haven't eaten dumplings, how can I know how to make dumplings?"
"Uh... making dumplings should be common sense."
Wan Yu spread her hands helplessly: "Is it possible that the common sense in your eyes was something I had never come into contact with before?"
Nan Feng was speechless. Wan Yu's world was indeed not something that ordinary people like them could understand.
But no matter what, dumplings made with glue and cotton thread are absolutely unacceptable.
Nanfeng clasped his hands together and said, "No matter what, Miss Lin Wanyu, please put away your magical powers."
"Okay."
Wanyu pouted and said, "I thought it would be fine as long as the paste was made of rice paste."
Nanfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let's not talk about the paste first, what about the cotton thread?
Do we really have to let them spin silk like in TV dramas?
"Come on, let's learn how normal people make dumplings."
He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and found a tutorial video on making dumplings in a few seconds.
Nanfeng and Wanyu watched the phone for a long time. When the video ended, they both showed confident eyes.
[Eyes: I understand! ]
[Brain: I learned it! ]
Nanfeng and Wanyu stood up confidently.
"The first step is to knead the dough."
Nanfeng, who was confident, was suddenly stuck: "What is the first step of kneading the dough?"
"Isn't the first step of kneading the dough..."
Wanyu's confident smile also slowly converged back as if it was played backwards.
The two looked at each other, and sat back in silence to play the video again.
[Eyes: I understand! ]
[Brain: I learned it! ]
[Reality: You two can do nothing! ]
…
The two of them took one step at a time, stumbled and failed several times, and finally made the dough.
“Oh my god, it’s finally made.”
Wanyu sighed to the sky.
She really didn’t expect that “making dumplings”, a New Year’s activity that can be casually mentioned in any skit or scene on the Spring Festival Gala, would take her and Nanfeng so long just to make the dough.
Sure enough, the decision she made on the spur of the moment was unreliable.
But since they had done it, they still had to finish it.
Otherwise…
Wanyu looked at the half bucket of failed products in the trash can.
If the two of them didn’t get this dumpling done, they would be laughed to death by Guan Gu and Zhang Wei later!
And if she gave up, then these failed products would really have no value at all.
"Then we'll just leave the fermented dough there to wake up. We can take a break." Nanfeng also breathed a sigh of relief.
He took out his phone and glanced at it, frowning: "It's almost noon, why haven't Zhang Wei and Guan Gu come back yet?"
"Yes, the place selling fireworks is not far from here."
Wanyu covered her mouth and laughed secretly: "Could they be lost?"
"Even if they are lost, they can't think of such a simple way as 'call back for help'?"
Nanfeng lowered his head and sent a message to the two of them, and said to Wanyu at the same time: "Wanyu, you must remember to remind me.
"If they don't reply to my message in five minutes, let me call them."
As the main person in charge of kneading dough, Nanfeng was busy for almost a morning, and he was too lazy to take notes and set an alarm.
"Okay."
Wanyu thought for a while and said: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much. Guan Gu and Zhang Wei are not fools. They won't be like Teacher Zeng who knows that they are committing suicide but still wants to be humble. "
"That's right."
Nanfeng was relieved a little. He stood up and pointed to the winter dates beside him: "Then let's take a break first. I'll go wash some dates and eat them together."
"No, you've been tired for a long time."
Wanyu quickly stood up and picked up the winter dates: "I'll do this little thing."
Nanfeng didn't bother to be polite with Wanyu. He sat down and watched Wanyu trotting to the sink next to her to wash the dates.
While Wanyu was humming a tune and washing the dates, her cell phone on the table began to buzz.
Nanfeng leaned over and couldn't help laughing.
"Wanyu, it's a video call from [The Number One Idiot in Cybertron]. "
He looked at Wanyu with a smile and teased: "I didn't expect your network to be so wide that you even have friends on the planet Cybertron."
"Oh."
Wanyu blushed and said: "You can't even recognize Zhanbo's avatar. Hurry up and answer it for me. "
Nanfeng picked up the phone and took the video call.
Before the two screens showed each other's appearance, Zhanbo's pretentious voice came over.
"Wanyu~"
"Hiss."
Nanfeng took a breath of cold air.
This greasy way of calling her, it can be seen that she is a direct disciple of Teacher Zeng.
Zhanbo was calling Wanyu sweetly, but Nanfeng's face with a chilly look quietly appeared on the screen.
He was stunned and glanced down to confirm that the video call he was making was to Wanyu.
"Nan Feng, why was it you who answered the phone?"
Zhan Bo's eyes were full of disbelief, and a hint of green appeared on his rosy face.
"what?"
When Nanfeng saw Zhan Bo, his eyes narrowed with a smile, and he looked ecstatic, and now he was in disbelief, and even looked very disgusted with himself, which made him feel uncomfortable.
Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled brightly: "You don't like seeing me so much?"
"Nanfeng, don't make trouble!"
Zhan Bo asked anxiously: "Where is Wanyu? What is Wanyu doing?"
"Wanyu is washing dates."
Nan Fengyan replied concisely and concisely.
"What?!!"
Not only did Zhanbo scream, Nanfeng even heard Yifei slamming the table in shock.
Obviously Hu Yifei has been watching the screen from the side.
Zhan Bo stared at Nanfeng on the screen with complicated eyes, and various thoughts flashed through his mind.
[Why does Wanyu have to take a shower in broad daylight? 】
[Why was Nan Feng answering her call? 】
【Could it be that...】
Zhan Bo pressed his temples firmly with both hands and began to rub them.
【Oh my God! 】
Nanfeng didn't realize there was anything wrong with what he said at first.
Until he saw Zhan Bo with a messy face, Nan Feng immediately realized what Zhan Bo was thinking.
He just felt angry and funny. Did he look like a tauren who couldn't tell the truth?
It can only be said that Zhan Bo is indeed concerned and confused. As long as he is given some time to calm down and think about it, he can figure it out on his own.
Neither Nan Feng nor Wan Yu will develop according to the picture he imagined.
Although Nan Feng was angry that this guy was as stupid as a fool when it came to Wan Yu's matter, he would not mislead Zhan Bo on such a matter.
He rolled his eyes at Zhan Bo and explained: "Wanyu is washing Dongzao. Does Dongzao understand?"
Zhan Bo felt even more aggrieved when he heard this. He twitched his nose and said, "I understand, can I still take a summer bath in this season if I don't take a winter bath?"
"hiss……"
Nan Feng looked at Zhan Bo dumbfounded.
The young man is quite green.
"Lu Zhanbo, you are so stupid!"
The video call came from Yifei's gnashed teeth and whispered.
Yifei was very shocked for a moment just now, but she reacted immediately.
One of these two people is the grand master's nephew who grew up together, and the other has been treated as a sister by himself.
Doesn't she understand them yet?
As for Zhan Bo, this guy is just a fan of the authorities and will be confused if he cares about him.
Yifei slapped Zhan Bo hard on the back of the head, and cursed in a low voice: "Nanfeng is talking about winter jujubes, the kind of jujubes you can eat!"
Only then did Zhan Bo realize what was going on. He scratched his head at Nanfeng and smiled sheepishly.
Nan Feng also smiled brightly back at Zhan Bo, but this smile made Zhan Bo feel a little chilly.
"I quite like eating summer dates, but unfortunately they are not available in this season."
Wanyu came back carrying the washed winter dates and humming a little tune.
She didn't hear Yifei's whispering curses, nor did she see Zhan Bo's resentful expression just now, so naturally she didn't understand what happened just now.
Wan Yu took her cell phone from Nan Feng, held up her washed winter dates and showed it to the camera.
"Zhan Bo, look at these jujubes. They are big and round. Do you want to eat them?"
"think."
Zhan Bo smiled naively.
"Then open your mouth and watch me shoot a three-pointer!"
As she spoke, Wanyu pretended to throw the winter dates into the phone screen, as if the dates could really cross the network cable and be delivered to Zhan Bo's mouth.
Zhan Bo on the other side also opened his mouth in cooperation.
This scene made Nanfeng and Yifei, who were watching the show, couldn't help but smile knowingly.
When the two separated, each other's minds were still at the level of teenagers.
But when the two of them get together, it feels like children playing house.
The two interacted for a while through this winter date, and then Wan Yu asked Zhan Bo: "So Zhan Bo, why did you remember to send me a video?"
"I, I, I..."
Zhan Bo hesitated for a long time, but he didn't say anything except the word "I".
In fact, he just casually muttered about missing Wanyu at home, and his sister forced him to make this video call.
But he was really embarrassed to say to Wanyu: I miss you.
Zhan Bo's coquettishness made Yifei beside him unable to stand it.
She pushed Zhan Bo, sat directly next to Zhan Bo, and said to the phone screen.
"Zhan Bo wants to say...".
"I just want to say...Happy New Year's Eve, Wanyu."
Zhan Bo quickly interrupted Yifei.
Wan Yu was stunned for a moment, then said with a bright smile.
"Happy New Year's Eve, Zhanbo."
"Happy New Year's Eve, Yifei."
Yifei glanced angrily at her unsatisfied younger brother, but did not continue to help him express her feelings.
As a man, if you don’t know how to pick up girls, I can teach you.
If you don't dare to express your thoughts to the person you like, I can help you.
But if you don’t want to say it yourself, I, an old lady, can’t help you confess, right?
Yifei looked at Wanyu, and then she said with a mysterious face: "Wanyu, did you make noodles just now?"
Wanyu said "Yeah" and then asked excitedly: "Feifei, how do you know?"
Yifei raised her head proudly: "Of course it's because I can read minds. I can tell what you are thinking just by looking at it."
"Feifei, you are so amazing."
Wanyu first praised Yifei, and then a clear and confused doubt appeared in her eyes.
"But I didn't have anything on my mind just now."
"Actually, Wanyu, you still have flour on your nose, but you may not be able to see it on the small screen if you video yourself."
Zhan Bo couldn't bear Wanyu to continue to be deceived by his elder sister, so he whispered the truth.
"That's right."
Wan Yu smiled and said, "I thought Feifei really had the ability to read minds just now."
Yifei glared at Zhan Bo fiercely.
【I want you to expose me! 】
"It's such a wonderful New Year's Eve, why did you guys remember to play with noodles?" Yifei asked.
Wan Yu briefly explained the cause of the incident.
Yifei nodded: "Making dumplings is a bit interesting.
"Have you finished the filling?"
"Stuffing?"
Wan Yu and Nan Feng felt like they were struck by lightning.
"Yes, the filling will take a long time to process... You don't plan to wait for the dough to wake up before making the filling, right?"
Nan Feng and Wan Yu fell into silence.
Then Yifei's unscrupulous ridicule came from the phone.
[I let you laugh at my cooking skills every day, but in the end you can’t even make a dumpling! 】
【Ha ha ha ha……】
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