Chapter 170 Depressed Yu Mo

Just when Yu Mo was wondering if Meijia was stealing his home, Yifei had already taken the lead in attacking Nanfeng with a look of displeasure on his face.

"Didn't someone say that he didn't like taking pictures since he was a child? I asked you and Zhan Bo to take a group photo with me before and you refused to do so. Why are you willing to contribute your beauty now?"

"Actually, I don't like it now either."

Nanfeng shrugged, and glanced at Meijia, who was happily helping him choose clothes to try on: "It's just that I've always been soft-spoken rather than tough, and Meijia's demands are not too much."

"Mom...I didn't have a strong attitude at that time."

"Indeed, that is definitely the gentlest request you have ever made."

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Yifei: "But your idea is too hard-core. No matter how good your attitude is, Zhanbo and I will never agree to wear a princess dress and take pictures with you."

From the corner of his eye, he caught the figures of Xiaoxian and others quietly approaching to listen to the gossip. Even some of the shopping guide ladies not far away couldn't help but put their ears to them.

The kind-hearted Nanfeng ignored Yifei's threatening eyes and decided to satisfy everyone's desire for gossip.

“There was a time when she was very fond of Cinderella when she was little, and she wanted us to dress up as Cinderella’s two evil sisters and take a group photo with her.

"Of course Zhanbo and I will never do this if we take this kind of photo that will become a lifetime of black history. Then...have you ever seen Cinderella uprooting a weeping willow tree?"

The shopping guide girls not far away couldn't help but snicker.

The young ladies who knew nothing about Yifei naively thought that the weeping willow in Nanfeng's mouth was just an adjective.

"Nanfeng, how dare you expose me!" Yifei said angrily. At that time, she was not as exaggerated as Lu Zhishen in uprooting the weeping willows.

The dead willow tree was obviously only as thick as the mouth of a bowl!

Nanfeng smiled lightly and said: "Who asked you to speak only what is beneficial to you? I am doing this for legitimate defense and respecting everyone's right to know.

"Are you right?"

Nanfeng looked at Xiaoxian and the other three who were laughing.

"Yes, yes..." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled so much that his whole head was almost buried in the suits around him.

"Cinderella... I didn't expect you to be so cute sometimes, Yifei."

"Where are your pumpkin cart and glass slippers? Do you want to show us them?"

"Hahaha……"

Meijia and Yumo silently stayed away from Zeng Xiaoxian, who was laughing wildly.

"Zeng Xiaoxian~"

Yifei smiled and gently stroked Xiaoxian's face: "You are going to solicit sponsorship in a few days. In order for you to walk out of this clothing store with your beard and tail intact, do we both have to exercise some restraint? "

The wild smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face froze, and he recalled the panda eyes that had not disappeared for several days.

God knows how much foundation the makeup artist at the TV station used to make herself look like a Sichuan panda wandering in the magic city when she was recording the show.

It's really not a good idea for him to compete with Yifei at this juncture.

"Yes, restraint, we must restrain ourselves."

Xiaoxian grabbed the light black suit that Yu Mo had chosen and ran to the fitting room: "Thank you, Yu Mo, I'm going to try on the clothes first. I love you, Yifei."

"nausea!"

Yifei was so numb that Xiaoxian's goosebumps fell all over the floor.

She then looked at Meijia and Yumo.

Yumo and Meijia waved their hands quickly: "We didn't hear anything, and we didn't remember anything."

"very good."

Yifei looked at Nanfeng proudly: "Look, even if you expose me, don't try to draw them to your side. Sowing discord is ineffective for me."

"Who told you that I was sowing discord?" Nanfeng said with a smile.

[I am just besieging Wei and rescuing Zhao. 】

Thanks to Yifei's intimidation, the resentful gaze that was clinging to him just now disappeared without a trace.

Nanfeng was satisfied with this.

"Yu Mo, what kind of suit do you think I should choose for Nanfeng to match my clothes today?"

After choosing for a long time, Meijia still felt that her choice was not very good, so she skillfully went up to Yumo and acted cute.

It's just that Meijia's always unfailing coquettishness was immune to Yumo this time.

[I put on my facial mask and used my skin care products last night. 】

[Today, I wore the makeup I designed and the clothes I matched. 】

【Now I want to take a photo with the man I like! 】

[You want me to help pick out clothes again! 】

Yu Mo had a smile on his face and looked calm, but he was already going crazy in his heart.

She didn't really think that Meijia and Nanfeng were heading in an ambiguous direction.

This incident does have a strong impact at first glance, but compared with other bizarre experiences that happened in the love apartment, this incident is completely normal.

With Meijia's personality, it is not impossible to find a familiar handsome guy to take pictures with her for her beautiful appearance today.

As for the south wind...

As long as your request is reasonable and reasonable, he will be easy to talk to in most cases.

But understanding is understanding, believing is believing, Yu Mo is still very unhappy.

[This legitimate reason to take a group photo was actually thought up by Meijia! 】

If I had known that things would turn out like this, I shouldn't just dress up when I go out today.

But now that the matter was over, Yu Mo decided to give Meijia some advice.

She pointed to the suit next to her: "The conservative choice is the most versatile black and white, and if it goes with your pink clothes, it's red and purple.

“If you want to complement each other, create conflict and contrast, choose green.”

[In his inner world, Yu Mo blinked slyly. 】

[Are you curious why I am so serious about helping Meijia with advice? 】

[Hey hey hey, keep it secret. 】

In addition to purely relying on intuition for color matching, Meijia is quite good at the clothing and aesthetics of men's clothing.

And all this is also thanks to classmate Lu Xiaobu who taught Meijia everything during the period of love, and classmate Guan Gu, who has been regarded by Meijia as the men's version of Miracle Nuannuan without any regrets during this period.

Yumo simply clicked on the color of the suit, and Meijia quickly chose a very eye-catching red suit based on Nanfeng's appearance.

"Nanfeng, what do you think of this set?"

Nanfeng carefully looked at the entire suit held up by Meijia: "The style is quite nice, but the color is too bright, I don't know if I can hold it down.

"And I just wanted to ask, is it really allowed to take group photos of clothes in a trying-on shop like ours?"

Nanfeng looked back at the shopping guide ladies not far away.

"Sir, as long as you are willing to buy, you can try on the suits in our store." One of the shopping guides said politely.

"We have no plans..." Meijia paused and suddenly realized in the worried eyes of the shopping guide.

"Yes, yes, we are planning to buy it for New Year's Eve. The red color is so festive."

After all, Meijia has been out in the world since she was young, so she can still understand such an obvious hint.

Just because you have the intention to buy doesn't mean you must buy it. You can just find a reason later to say that the clothes are not suitable.

The shopping guide lady breathed a sigh of relief. She was still worried that this silly-looking little girl wouldn't understand her hint and directly said that they had no intention of buying it at all. Then she would be in a dilemma.

Although they, the shopping guides, make money through commission, in the final analysis they are just working part-time, so of course it is convenient if they can do it.

Of course, the main reason is because the man among them, who seems to have particularly short legs, will most likely pay for it if he picks out suitable clothes.

He couldn't embarrass his friends before the business was completed.

Seeing what the shopping guide said, Nanfeng took the suit from Meijia and entered the fitting room next to Xiaoxian.

Not long after, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had gone in to try on clothes earlier, came out.

"How about it? Isn't it pretty cool?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows at Yifei: "Do you have the urge to fall in love with me?"

"Falling in love with you?" Yifei sneered, "Then you asked the wrong person. I don't have the tools to commit the crime."

Meijia's eyes lit up when she heard this, and her eyes couldn't help but wander between Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei: "Nanfeng said: The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that humans can use props."

...props?

The corners of Yu Mo's mouth curved, and she couldn't help but think about it.

[Yifei shows off her sexy figure in a sexy black leather jacket, with devil horns on her head, devil bat wings on her back, and her heart-shaped succubus tail raised high and swaying gently. 】

[I saw her with her left hand on her hips and her right hand waving a whip, laughing. 】

【Dear baby Xian~】

[A white and delicate jade foot gently steps on the edge of a mahogany chair. The picture continues to extend upwards with the jade foot, revealing Zeng Xiaoxian on the chair who is tightly bound by a tortoise shell. 】

[The trembling Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the whip in Yifei's hand. Every time the whip was swung, his mouth, which was stuffed with black silk, would let out a horrified roar. 】

Humans can use props, and they are indeed more fun to play with than wild beasts.

She shook her head, trying to get rid of the messy images in her mind.

If Yifei found out what she was thinking, she would be doomed.

[But will Yifei wear her sexy underwear at the bottom of the suitcase under her leather jacket? 】

Regardless of the thought-provoking images and dubbing in a certain big sister's mind, a faint voice from the south wind came from the fitting room: "I didn't say these words."

"Who said that?"

"Lu Xun or Wozki Shuode, one thousand percent of the world's famous aphorisms are said by these two."

"It's amazing." Mei Jiaxin, a poor student, thought it was true.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed: "That's enough for you. This is a public place after all. Please pay attention to your public image, okay?"

"We are not public figures, so where does our public image come from?" the four people said in unison.

"What a bunch of dreamless salted fish." Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully.

He straightened up and asked with a complacent look on his face: "How's it going? I should be able to kill all the male anchors on the radio in an instant like I am now."

Yu Mo hesitated for a moment: "Teacher Zeng, how about you go back to the fitting room and come out to try it out?"

"Why?"

"Because you just walked out looking like a monkey escaping from the acrobatic troupe."

Yu Mo said helplessly: "Can you stop playing tricks and just walk out like you normally do and let me see the effect?"

"That's right, even if you are wearing human clothes, you still have to learn to walk like a normal person, right?" Yifei teased.

"How are you talking?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "I just wanted to adjust the dull atmosphere! Look at me showing off my charm this time. I must make you marvel."

"snort."

"Wait and see!"

Zeng Xiaoxian ran back to the fitting room and kept taking deep breaths.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you can do it, believe in yourself.

"You are a very handsome man, a very charming man.

"The most handsome guy in the world is you.

"Focus on what's in front of you. There is no anxiety. All I have is your determined look and handsome face."

Xiaoxian, who originally thought he was very handsome, accepted this self-hypnosis easily. After adjusting his condition, he held his head high, chest high, and walked forward with his head held high.

Zeng Xiaoxian walked out of the fitting room, and when he saw Yifei and the others, their eyes suddenly glazed over.

"Wow... so handsome!" Meijia clenched her fists, her eyes sparkling.

Yu Mo held his eyes and his tone was trembling: "It does feel completely different now."

"It's not bad. Why didn't I notice that he was so handsome?"

Yifei crossed her arms and looked reluctant, but she had to admit it honestly.

Even the knowledgeable shopping guide ladies were talking in low voices.

[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian is kneeling on the ground and looking up to the sky, smiling. 】

【Hahaha……】

[Shivering, you are deeply shocked by my handsomeness! 】

【I knew it. 】

【I knew it! 】

[My brother Xian’s charm is invincible, but I’m usually more reserved. 】

[Now if you release a little bit of charm, you will be impressed by me! 】

[Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and rolled the crocodile on the floor. 】

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian was proud, the mean smile on his face could no longer be suppressed.

"Oh my gosh, I didn't expect you to look so handsome in a red suit!"

"That's..." He smiled mischievously, his originally small eyes completely narrowed into slits.

I look good in a red suit.

Wait a minute!

Xiaoxian, who was intoxicated by Meijia's praise, suddenly woke up.

Red suit?

Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded.

"Teacher Zeng, your suit suits you very well just from the back view." Nanfeng's white hands gently rested on Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian's head turned like a rusty gear, and he slowly looked behind him.

Nan Feng, who is 1.85 meters tall and wearing a red suit, looks lively, bright, arrogant and flamboyant.

Just like the red sun setting in the west and soaking up the sunset, and the hunting south wind whistling by, the red clouds all over the sky become the clothes of the wind.

Only such bright and warm colors can bring out the warmth of Nanfeng's smile and the dazzling glow in those peach blossom eyes.

Just by looking at each other, the world recedes in a bright halo, and everything we thought was eternal, including time.

All vulnerable.

[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned against the wall and cried with snot and tears. 】

[Woooooooooooo...]

[Nanfeng, I hate you! 】

"What's wrong with this guy?" Nanfeng asked in confusion as he saw Xiaoxian crying but without tears.

Yifei, who knew Xiaoxian best, said slowly: "Don't worry about him, he was struck by your handsomeness."

"Then... how about I change into another set?"

Nanfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he was unwilling to damage Xiaoxian's self-confidence.

"Absolutely not!" Meijia quickly stopped Nanfeng, "Teacher Zeng is in the entertainment industry. Sooner or later he will have to bear the feeling of being overwhelmed by beauty. Now we should let him exercise."

The powerful red Nanfeng was so cool. She was ready to take a group photo. How could she let Nanfeng go back to change clothes?

Yifei raised her head slightly and said in an expected tone: "I'm just saying that the black, gray, and brown clothes you usually wear are not suitable for you at all. There are even a few colors in the young man's wardrobe. There are no brightly colored clothes.”

Nanfeng shrugged: "Who knows that black, gray, and brown colors are more resistant to stains, and they are easier to wash in the washing machine than clothes of other colors."

He is a very simple person in life. He can prepare a bunch of sandwiches in the refrigerator because he can't cook and doesn't want to order takeout every day. He can also choose clothes that are easier to wash because brightly colored clothes are difficult to wash.

The essence is that he is stingy in spending time on these boring things.

"Okay, let's pay attention to Teacher Zeng." Yu Mo pointed at Xiaoxian, who was deeply affected. He felt that if he didn't praise him, his whole body would slump.

Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry but had no tears: "Leave me alone, let me be quiet for a while."

Height, body, proportion, appearance... I can't compare with anything that I can't compare with. This is too bullying.

Nan Feng gently patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back: "Put your chest out, tighten your abdomen, and hold your head high.

"Don't forget what your goal is. You are preparing to clean up your image to attract sponsorship, and you are not going to participate in a beauty pageant. Why are you downcast?

"You're not afraid that I'll steal your sponsorship, are you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned.

That's right, Nanfeng isn't trying to get sponsorship from me, so what should I be afraid of?

So he stood up straight with his head held high.

"Don't tell me, this bitch looks pretty decent in these clothes."

Considering the relationship between Yifei and Xiaoxian, her comments can be regarded as compliments.

"Teacher Zeng is actually quite handsome, but he has this temperament..." Meijia complained weakly.

Nanfeng waved his hand nonchalantly: "Temperament and speech are another renovation project. We only need to consider appearance now."

"That's okay. Teacher Zeng is very good."

Yifei, Nanfeng and Meijia all felt that Xiaoxian's outfit was quite good, and Xiaoxian's confidence began to surge again.

Only Yu Mo was still circling Zeng Xiaoxian: "I always feel like there's something weird."

Yu Mo rubbed his chin and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian carefully while frowning in thought.

After a long while, Yu Mo tentatively ordered: "Teacher Zeng, why don't you try raising both arms first?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why, but he still raised his arms obediently.

"Oh my God!"

Yu Mo stomped his feet depressedly: "In addition to your short legs, why are your two arms different in length!"

"ah?"