Sign In The Big Evil Dragon

421 Then Play Music, Then Dance!

"Hahaha, come on, cheers everyone!"

In the banquet hall, the party celebrating the establishment of the empire was very lively. The little black dragon sat alone among a large group of wine barrels, shouting loudly at the ministers and companions sitting around him.

"Dang Dang Dang, Dang Dang Dang..."

"Anyone who is not drunk tonight looks down on me, Uncle Long, and swears to hang him on the flagpole outside and give him a cool breeze to calm down!"

The drunk guy looked at the people in the hall with blurry eyes. From time to time he threw out barrels filled with ale, and randomly picked up an unlucky guy and came out to have a guessing match with it.

"Five, five horses..."

"Hahaha, it's nine!" The little black dragon only stretched out one claw finger, but said "nine" loudly, and then forced others to admit defeat and drink, "You loser guessed wrong! Drink, drink!" "

Gululu...

A noble lord who was captured by the little black dragon frightened and speculated with it. He soon became drunk and fell to the ground as soon as he rolled his eyes, ending this dangerous game.

"Come here!" Seeing the unfortunate guy fall down with foam at the mouth, the little black dragon raised his voice and shouted again, "Black eyes, black head, black claws, drag this good-for-nothing noble down. Let's continue, continue searching. Next victim!”

Gululu, Gululu...

The little black dragon turned its head a few times, and soon picked out a pretty boy from the unlucky ones who were restless on the field, and continued its guessing game.

"Six six six..." The unlucky guy who was picked didn't seem to understand the little black dragon's tricks. He shouted excitedly after the first punch, "Hahaha, you hit three and I hit three, I win." ,I won……"

Bang!

"I'll beat you, you big-headed devil!" The drunk little black dragon clenched his fist and hammered his head with a claw, and directly smashed the face of the aristocratic boy who was shouting victory into the nearby wall. "Jie Jie Jie, you dare to follow Uncle Long I'll give you a thousand dollars? You lose your life, you loser!"

brush!

The white cat Jack, who was standing aside with a dark face to deal with the aftermath, quickly cast a healing spell on the unlucky nobleman who was almost hammered to death, and then ordered the cat priest behind him to quickly drag the nobleman seeking death to the treatment room.

Seeing another victim appear, the nobles who were cheering and celebrating at the banquet were so frightened that they suddenly lost their voices, and within a few seconds they all fell under the huge dining table.

Tons, tons, tons!

"Jie Jie Jie, please come next..." The little black dragon quickly drank a bucket of ale, and just after shaking his head for half a circle, his voice suddenly stopped, "Hey, why is there no one at the table?"

"Did everyone go to the kitchen to look for food?" The little black dragon shook his head drunkenly, and suddenly slapped his big round belly hard.

Snapped!

"Hahaha, just drinking wine seems a bit unsatisfying! I really need to get something to eat... Why don't you come and taste the delicious high-end monsters in our dragon domain today!"

Hearing the little black dragon say that he wanted to get something to eat, the nobles hiding under the table immediately thought of all kinds of top-quality Warcraft delicacies, and they all quietly sat back down in their seats.

"Come on, come on..." the little black dragon yelled, and suddenly spit out a big iron pot that looked like a cauldron, "Today, I invite everyone to have hot pot!"

Boom! Boom!

The huge iron pot shook on the ground for a few times and then gradually stopped. Following Leon, who was hiding at the door, he was horrified to find that the little black dragon took out a large handful of colorful unknown poisonous mushrooms, and he didn't know where to collect them. The poisonous snakes, poisonous toads, poisonous bees, poisonous spiders... were all thrown into the strange-looking big black pot.

"ah--"

Seeing all kinds of terrifying poisons appearing in the claws of the little black dragon, several female nobles wearing low-cut tops were so frightened that they screamed, and their clothes almost fell down to their buttocks.

I found patches of white flowers and colorful colors suddenly appearing in front of me. Looking at Leon's old pervert, I almost pounced on them.

"Oh, there seems to be no water here..." After throwing away a few arsenic-like ores, the little black dragon blinked and picked up a wine barrel...

Tear!

It gently inserted its claws into the barrel, and the surging ale rushed out of the large wooden barrel that was torn in half, and quickly rushed into the big black pot filled with messy debris.

"Gan, this is going to kill everyone in the hall!" Seeing the black dragon grinning and spraying its terrible venom into the big black pot, Leon turned around and was about to rush out of the hall door.

call!

Just when Leon was about to rush out the door, a red dragon's breath suddenly sprayed out the door. Leon was so frightened that he threw himself to the ground and crawled back to the banquet hall.

"Jie Jie Jie, Leon, you are a noob, why are you running away!" The little black dragon shortened the length of the dragon's breath flame and sprayed it on its big black pot, then squinted at Leon and smiled strangely, "Uncle Long, I The Eight Hearts and Eight Arrows Supreme Hotpot prepared by myself will be ready soon, and everyone must come and try this delicacy from the mysterious heaven today!"

"Fuck, this delicious food, you can go straight to heaven after eating it!" Thinking of the tragic experience, Leon's expression changed greatly.

Gululu...

As the big black pot was burned red by the little black dragon, countless strange steam smoke began to spray out of the boiling big black pot and spread throughout the banquet hall.

"Ahem, cough, cough..."

Everyone in the hall who smelled the smell just coughed a few times, and soon their faces were all purple, their bodies were black, and their limbs were completely stiff.

"Oh, my king, please spare my life!" Leon couldn't help but scream in horror when he saw the little black dragon using its tail to continuously stir all kinds of weird poisons in the big black pot. Leon was erupting his legendary fighting spirit to resist the poisonous mist.

"Meow meow meow?"

Seeing a group of frightened cat waiters all sneaking out of the hall, the little black dragon was very disappointed and stopped breathing fire. He picked up the big red-hot black pot and poured the boiling wine and cooked food into it. Poison is poured into its own big mouth.

"Bah, you guys are such a bunch of rubbish. You are not even lucky enough to enjoy the supreme hotpot that I personally prepared, Uncle Long!"

"Ah, burp -" the little black dragon put down the big black pot and let out a burp. His head flickered and he looked at the three big white cats floating around in front of him. He shouted excitedly, "Hey! Jack, the big scumbag cat, How is my little green dragon doing?"

"What little green dragon?" Jack, the white cat, who was detoxifying the nobles hiding under a long table dozens of meters away, had his beard trembling a few times and couldn't help but stare at it and said, "You black-hearted bastard, don't do it. Open your eyes and tell lies, okay?"

"Those are obviously three green dragon eggs with congenital defects...the breath of life is weak. If you want to hatch them, you don't know how much cost and hard work it will take! Brother Mike, the golden dragon, releases the hidden power to these dragon eggs in our church every day. The sacred magic of vitality is almost exhausted now, so I just fell down!"

"What? As the eldest brother of the dragon clan, isn't it natural for that guy, Golden Dragon Mike, to take care of the unborn little dragon eggs?" The little black dragon took the blame as it should, glaring at him and yelling, "Tell him to keep working hard and strive for an early death." Hatch my little green dragon brother, and give it to Uncle Long as my follower and guard!"

"You must be a good dragon! It was you who swore loudly in front of the Dragon Temple that you would help those two poor little green dragons hatch their babies, but... now you have left them all to the poor golden dragon Mike!"

Jack, the white cat in charge of logistics, cursed and woke up all the unlucky nobles, and then motioned for them to continue the dinner as normal...

As the halfling chefs in the kitchen officially pushed the trolleys to deliver the delicacies one after another, amidst the feast of birds, beasts, fish and shrimps, the banquet hall gradually regained a small amount of popularity.

Click, click, click!

He casually stuffed a few new-style steamed beef matryoshka dolls into his mouth, and quickly chewed the pork, mutton, and chicken flavors in the matryoshka dolls inside... The little black dragon, who was originally drunk, gradually regained some of his rationality.

"You're just doing it for food, I'm telling you, something's wrong again!"

"It turns out that there is a lack of music and beautiful dancers who can sing and dance..."

The little black dragon yelled blindly, suddenly smashed the independent table in front of him with a slap, and shouted excitedly to the door:

"Come on! Go and call Cat Girl and the Little Witch together to celebrate, and let them dance the 'Cat and the Witch' dance for me!"

"Asshole, what are you talking about!" Finding that the damn evil dragon was eyeing his daughter again, the white cat Jack stared at it angrily and shouted.

"Let Lily come out and dance, everyone will be happy...Why are you yelling so loudly?" The little black dragon took out his ear holes, ignored the angry big cat, and quickly sent someone to invite them all over.

"I remember that Omina has a tool in her hand that can transform her!" Ignoring their conflicting looks, the little black dragon loudly made its request, "Jiejiejie, you two, please discuss it. Should the adult cat ladies dance together or perform their own talents..."

"Asshole, you damn evil dragon, who do you think we are?" Noticing the meaningful looks from the nobles present, the little witch immediately raised her witch staff and shouted angrily.

"It's just a dance to add to the fun. Why are you so reacting?" The little black dragon blinked and suddenly took out a bag of gold coins and placed it on the ground. "If you dance well, I will give you a big reward!"

Um……

The two looked at the gold coins on the ground, and their expressions suddenly became a little awkward.

"Meow meow meow meow..."

Just as the little black dragon was listening to the music excitedly and watching the dance of "The Cat and the Witch", a few blind goblin idiots suddenly broke in from outside the banquet hall.

"Da, the king is not good!"

"What?" Seeing the cat and the witch who had just jumped up stop moving, the little black dragon suddenly looked unhappy.

"Fire meteorites are falling outside!"

"Oh... the fire meteorite," the little black dragon glanced out, not paying much attention to it, "it's a meteor shower. It's okay, let's continue playing music..."

"It's a meteor shower outside!" Seeing that the little black dragon was indifferent, Leon and the others ran to the little black dragon again and emphasized loudly.

"It's just a meteor shower, what's the big deal?"

The little black dragon asked strangely, waving its black hand nonchalantly and speaking in a very calm voice:

"Keep playing the music for me and keep dancing!"

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