75. A Broken Liver and Intestines

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"It's a shame you can still make steamed snake segments."

Shen Yiren couldn't help but admire me when she saw me serving a large plate of snake meat.

"This place of the Poison King has basically all kinds of strange things, including a lot of cooking pots and a lot of water. You just need to be careful not to get contaminated by his poison.

In fact, this place is full of poison. Let alone eating it, there is a risk of poisoning even if you touch it.

But the boss had just eaten the snake's gallbladder, so the toxins had little effect on her now.

"It's so delicious." Shen Yiren took a bite of the snake meat and said, "Oh!", and she admired me a little, "The guys here are not good at anything, but you are a good cook. Much better than a six-door cook. Well, I think it's not much worse than an imperial cook. If you don't want to be a policeman, you can be a cook.

I said proudly: "An ancient saying goes: An excellent foodie is naturally an excellent cook, so I won't be fooled."

Shen Yiren took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "You say you are fat and you are breathless.

"The props are still not complete. If I really go into the dining room to cook a few special dishes, I'm afraid a ray of light will come down from the sky.

Shen Yiren said doubtfully: "Light?"

"Inside the light - clouds and mist.

"Yunmist?"

"An old man with a white beard jumped out of the clouds and mist. He called himself Taibai Jinxing, and he invited me to heaven to be the royal chef on the order of the Jade Emperor.

Shen Yiren laughed loudly, stretched out her finger and touched my nose: "I compliment you a few times, you still want to go to heaven. Don't meet a little girl who raises rabbits later, I will kick you into Gao Lao Go to the village."

I smiled too.

"I don't know many girls who raise rabbits, but the only one is right in front of me.

"Me?" Shen Yiren tilted her head.

"I don't have pets."

I spread my hands and sighed: "Sometimes, people just don't realize their own strengths and weaknesses. As a protector of the Jade Rabbit Sect, I'm very worried - Emma! ...Slap on the face...

Shen Yiren couldn't help but look down at the bulging fabric at the hem of her clothes, and said disdainfully to me: "I really don't understand what you men think. Looking at the same place all day long is just two lumps of flesh. It's troublesome to walk. Practicing is in the way. If you don’t think it’s an eyesore, I think it’s a burden.

"That's not what they say." I stood up and retorted: "My talents are destined to be useful. Flowers and herbs are green, green, fat, red and thin. Everything exists for a reason.

Some, must have its reason. Deep down in your heart, don’t you have a deep love for your body? Open your heart, open your hands, embrace your soul, and don’t let the blazing sun dazzle your eyes...

Shen Yiren was stunned.

..Why do you start talking at length when it comes to this kind of topic? Who taught you these fallacies?

I said seriously: "My master."

I seem to see that Boss Shen's favorability towards Daluoshan has dropped by about 30%.

It didn't take long for me to finish my portion, but Shen Yiren stopped after taking a few bites and fell into deep thought.

Shen Yiren shook his head and said: "What's the good thing? With more food and water, I can survive in this poor place for a while longer. Survival is not a problem in the first place. The Poison King disappeared for no reason, and sooner or later someone will come to look for him. If this place There is also a mechanism that can open the door, so someone from outside must be able to shine in.

What I'm afraid of is that Luo Ming is only concerned with dealing with the God Refining Society and has no time to care about the life and death of the Poison King. By the time we can get out, the overall situation outside has changed.

The two of us could only sit there and not be able to help at all.

Shen Yiren's worries are not unreasonable. It's not long before we enter the secret passage. Today seems to be the third day of the preliminary examination, so there must have been a series of fierce fights outside. And we haven't found the second boss yet.

I ate the snake meat in silence for a while and muttered: "There is no way to get out.

Shen Yiren suddenly raised his head: "What? Do you have a way to get out?"

"Yes, there is, but...

"Those who are pretending to be gods and ghosts should fart quickly.

This is what you said. =

"I just want to wrong you, boss. Are you willing?"

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Shen Yiren followed my instructions and came to the hall outside.

"I've listened to you and taken all the things. What's next?"

"Close your eyes.

"What are you doing with your eyes closed?"

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"Anyway, just close your eyes.

Shen Yiren rolled her eyes at me several times, and finally reluctantly closed her eyes. suck

"If I find out that you are pretending to be out of trouble and eating my tofu, don't you think I will beat you to pieces?

"You don't need it, Tofu, but I want you to sing a song.

Shen Yiren opened his eyes and looked at me, strangely.

"What do you want... to do?"

I - spread my hands: "Sing."

Shen Yiren looked at me for a long time and asked.

"Are you trying to attract wolves to help us bite the stone door open?"

Although this metaphor is completely different from my intention, I seem to vaguely understand Boss Shen's singing skills.

I did have a way to open the door, but I didn't want Boss Shen to look at me, so I had to use this method.

"Anyway, I need you to sing a song with your eyes closed. You are not allowed to open your eyes during the process. Then when you finish singing the song, the stone door will naturally open.

"How is it possible? What is your method?'

I put my finger to my lips and smiled: "Secret.

"Pretending to be a ghost...-...

Shen Yiren thought about it for a while, and she was not coy, so she said frankly.

"Let me tell you first, I'm not very good at singing. If you don't sing well and you laugh again, I will definitely beat you to death. Just be prepared.

.I won’t even laugh if you beat me to death. "Why do you want to slap me to death if you don't sing well?"

Shen Yiren closed her eyes, and a delicate blush that was rarely seen on her cheeks flashed across her cheeks. Just listen to her lips open slightly.

"When will the bright moon come? I will drink wine and ask the blue sky, but I don't know the palace in the sky... His expression is very serious, like a child who is trying hard to memorize books in his private bed. He looks particularly cute."

I just stood there and listened for the whole time.

The sound continued for three days.

Finally, the boss finished singing the whole song and opened her eyes, and she saw that the closed stone door in front of her was still a stone door, and I was still standing next to her.

Not even a foot moved.

The boss said angrily: "Where has this changed? Didn't you open the door right after you finished singing?"

"Tell me with all your conscience, were you singing just now?

Shen Yiren was speechless for a moment, and was rarely speechless by my question.

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"Boss, answer me honestly."

I said sadly: "Are you a tone-deaf person?

"Ha, ha?! Who are you calling me, you bastard!!

You even turned your back on me!

You just recited the water tune to me! And there was no cadence at all. Can this be called singing!!

"I, I just don't know the tune. What can I do?

“It’s not like I can’t even sing the water tune.

Shen Yiren rolled her eyes at me and said, "I have been practicing swordsmanship and martial arts since I was a child. I have very little time to read and write. Where do I find the time to do these things? When I was younger, I could still sing one or two ballads."

"What song? (

Shen Yiren said quite seriously.

"I don't remember the name, but I remember the first sentence is about an old scalper by the water."

I heard that you are also educated, Lieutenant Governor! You sang this when you were so young!

"Five or six years old.

Shen Yiren murmured: "I know two songs of Hillside Sheep, but I can only read them but not sing them.

"for example?"

"Like a goat on a hillside, nostalgic for the past. The mountains and rivers are like raging waves, and the mountains and rivers are like Tongguan Road inside and outside. Looking at the Western Capital, I feel hesitant. I am sad. Wherever the Qin and Han Dynasties traveled, thousands of palaces and palaces have been turned into dirt. The people are prosperous and suffering. Death, The people are suffering.”

Although Shen Yiren can't sing, her sweet voice is very pleasant to the ears. She was originally a Jiangnan girl with a sweet accent. If Yan Shisan hadn't led him astray and Chang spoke in northern dialect, I think he could have sold tickets for money just by sound.

"I know the tune of Sheep on the Mountain, I write it to you, and you sing it to me.

I squatted down, took out my knife, and carved words on the ground. After a while, I finished carving another song, "Sheep on the Hillside."

Shen Yiren came over and read it carefully.

"The little nun is twenty-eight years old, in her youth, but her head was beheaded by the master... He and I, we shared him, we cared so much about each other, we were enemies." Shen Yiren raised her head, "What is this song about?" . SE character novel

I raised my eyebrows and said with a smile: "Little nun A is only 28 years old."

"Po your mother!!"

Hey! I promised not to slap my face!!

"Anyway, any song will do, even nursery rhymes. If you like it, just sing the one you used when you were a kid.

Who would have thought that Shen Yiren's face would turn red.

"Do you really want to sing?"

"You can't get out if you don't sing."

Shen Yiren looked at the Eternal Stone Gate with anxiety in his eyes, and finally nodded to me.

She cleared her throat, hesitated for a moment, endured the burning blush on her cheeks, and sang loudly.

"There is a big ox by the waterside, and there are two small turtles far away at the bottom of the river~"

This... I almost spit out a mouthful of blood!

Not only was it not in tune, it was not in tune at all! I was in a trance when I heard it, and I felt dizzy no matter what I did. Boss’s singing was better than Su’s cooking!

I never thought that this song could be so devastating. I can’t help but deeply regret letting the boss sing!

"The turtle is slowly afraid of going home~ It's February Bend on the lake~"

I almost fainted. If I didn't do something, it would be too late. Then she had to sing it again!!

I quickly rolled up my sleeves and walked towards the stone door.

It's not difficult to get out from here, the method is surprisingly simple. It's just that ordinary people don't think of this.

Thinking about it, the stone door fell due to the power of the mechanism, so we only need to do the opposite to get out, which is not difficult at all.

It didn't take long for me to complete the work I imagined. It was just as I thought. It was a bit laborious, but it was still completed.

At this time, Shen Yiren also sang the last line.

"Unexpectedly, Chang'an is full of falling flowers."

When she opened her eyes again, there happened to be a breeze blowing through her hair. She - pulled up her long hair and saw that the eternal 5i door in front of her - had been opened. It's exactly the same as before it fell,

It seems like no one has touched the mechanism.

Shen Yiren looked at me in surprise: "How on earth did you do it..."

I smiled slightly and didn't answer.

In fact, this is not a difficult trick to understand.

I just lifted up the Eternal Stone that was removed by the mechanism and inserted it back into the rock. The door opened naturally.

"It's time for us to go out."

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