Chapter 412: A Silly to the End, Xia Xiaochan
Looking at Xia Xiaochan's serious expression, Han Fei was stunned at the time: "No, wait a minute, where did you come from as a child?"
However, Xia Xiaochan looked at Han Fei angrily: "Isn't it all your fault?"
Han Fei: "???"
Han Fei was dumbfounded: "No, wait a minute, let me stroke it... No! I just saw you, why do you blame me?"
Xia Xiaochan had already raised the dagger: "You still said, who asked you to kiss me?"
Han Fei: "Ah! That... I was just on impulse."
"Yes, yes, you let me have a baby on a whim, why?"
Han Fei immediately had a big head and his head was full of confusion: "No, I kiss you, what does it have to do with whether you have children?"
Xia Xiaochan glared at Han Fei angrily: "They all say that they are biological, biological, and they will have children after kissing them."
"puff……"
Han Fei was scared to pee at the time, and sat directly on the roof: "You are trying to scare me to death, you! It's so special... Your IQ, no, you have no IQ."
Xia Xiaochan picked up the dagger, "poked" and said angrily, "What is your expression? You don't want to be responsible, do you?"
"..."
Han Fei pulled the dagger from his waist and said, "Do you have a problem with your comprehension? Your biological one is... just... No, where did you hear this word?"
Han Fei was speechless: A very smart girl, why did she lose her IQ all of a sudden?
Xia Xiaochan snorted: "Isn't it this fucking place? As soon as I showed up, a bastard followed me, saying that he was the son of the city lord, emphasizing it many times... The key point is that he still wants to kiss me. Of course I can't let him succeed. , so I stabbed him!"
Han Fei was immediately furious: "You bastard, don't worry, when I meet him back, I will beat him again for you."
After speaking, Han Fei asked, "Isn't it the first time in your life that you have heard the word biological?"
Xia Xiaochan waited for Han Fei: "Yes! The teacher won't teach me how to have children..."
Han Fei: "..."
In the end, Han Fei Leng spent half a day introducing Xia Xiaochan about common words and basic common sense of "human". In the end, Xia Xiaochan froze for a while and asked, "So, I won't have children anymore?"
Han Fei said with a black face: "Nonsense, it's so easy for you to have a child? You are so old, and you want to have a child?"
Xia Xiaochan muttered: "Then they also said that I am a big girl. If I don't get married, no one will want me."
Han Fei rolled her eyes at her: "Are you stupid? In the past 200 years, there have been nearly 200 wars in this city. The older people have already died. If you don't work hard to have children, won't the family be wiped out?"
Xia Xiaochan nodded: "That's it... So, I really won't have children?"
Han Fei was too lazy to pay attention to her: It's just this brain, it's my fault! Otherwise, within three or five days, he would have to be carried home to be Mrs. Yazhai.
Suddenly, Xia Xiaochan approached Han Fei and said, "Then kiss me again."
"puff……"
"Cough...cough..."
Han Fei was stunned, growing up so big, he had never heard such an unreasonable request.
Han Fei stammered: "No...No, I...what are you talking about?"
Xia Xiaochan looked at Han Fei seriously: "You kiss me again, that feeling is very strange."
Han Fei swallowed sullenly: Xia Xiaochan was a big girl, and now she is slim. No matter how calm Han Fei was, he couldn't calm down when he heard such an unreasonable request!
Han Fei: "Well, then close your eyes."
"Just kiss it, why do you want me to close my eyes?"
Han Fei waved his hand and said, "That... don't I want you to feel it?"
Xia Xiaochan tilted her head and said "Oh", "Then hurry up."
Seeing Xia Xiaochan closed his eyes, Han Fei swallowed. No one knows what the story will be like! It turns out that I quite like passive?
Han Fei cleared his throat and said, "I kissed Ang!"
"Hmm! Hurry up."
Han Fei licked his mouth, took a deep breath, "haha", and kissed Xia Xiaochan's mouth.
That nonsense, can kissing on the face be the same as kissing on the mouth?
"Boom..."
Before Han Fei could feel it properly, he only felt like a kite with a broken string, flying straight into the sky. Xia Xiaochan's kick almost kicked out his overnight meal.
"Pfft...you let me kiss it!"
In the sky, Han Fei saw Xia Xiaochan holding two small fists on her chest, her face flushed, even her neck was red, her whole body was stiff there, her eyes were still closed.
Han Fei didn't dare to speak or disturb. After he stabilized his body and fell from the sky, he rubbed his stomach and leaned towards Xia Xiaochan.
After a long time, Han Fei saw Xia Xiaochan open her eyes tremblingly.
Han Fei asked in a soft voice, "Well, what do you feel?"
Xia Xiaochan looked at Han Fei with strange eyes: "Strange... Strange, is it the same for others?"
Han Fei was shocked and scolded: "Shut up, I'm telling you, kissing is something like, once you've done it with one person, you can't do it with the second person."
Xia Xiaochan asked curiously, "Why?"
Han Fei raised his head and said, "It's impossible anyway."
Xia Xiaochan: "Can't Xiao Kuangkuang and Henry Zhang also work?"
Han Fei's face turned cold: "Of course not. Kissing can only be done with one man in a lifetime."
Xia Xiaochan: "Only with men? What about with Xiaobai? Xiaobai is a woman."
Han Fei couldn't help imagining how Xia Xiaochan and Luo Xiaobai were kissing, and he couldn't help but tremble, and then goosebumps appeared.
"No, no, not with Luo Xiaobai, not with anyone."
Xia Xiaochan said angrily, "Why?"
Han Fei was speechless: "Why? You remember it anyway, never do anything like this with the second person. Not only kissing, but also holding hands, and not sleeping together."
Xia Xiaochan snorted: "You said just now that you will have children when you sleep."
Han Fei covered his head with one hand: "Ah, yes, sleeping with a man will give birth to a child. So from now on, you can only sleep with me."
"Bah! I won't sleep with you. Don't want me to have children."
Han Fei nodded: "You are willing to do this, I don't care anyway."
Xia Xiaochan licked her lips, blinked her eyes and said, "Kiss me again and try."
Han Fei blinked: "Then don't kick me this time, don't move."
"I'm not moving."
After a while.
"Boom..."
Han Fei, who was half-empty, just felt that I believed in your evil so much... But kissing and kicking, this seems to be quite a good deal.
...
I don't know how many times Han Fei flew to the sky, anyway, the two of them were sitting on a tall building looking at the city at the moment.
Xia Xiaochan said solemnly: "I have been here for seven days, and I have run through the entire inner city and outer city. There is no teleportation formation, and I am still preparing to go to sea... However, there are people guarding the outer city, saying that there will be a war recently, no Let go to sea."
Han Fei said in surprise: "So far, you haven't been out?"
Xia Xiaochan shook her head: "No."
Han Fei took a deep breath and said, "I suspect that we were not at our time at all."
Xia Xiaochan: "Huh?"
Han Fei: "Before we came to the undersea barren city before it was destroyed, we should have crossed a certain timeline. If we want to go back, we must experience something special."
Xia Xiaochan seemed to be so suspicious: "So, we are no longer in the third-level fishing ground?"
Han Fei shook his head: "The third-level fishing ground is still the third-level fishing ground. It's just that this third-level fishing ground may not be the third-level fishing ground we know."
Han Fei couldn't help licking his lips: I don't know if the sea grassland is still there at this time? If the sea grassland is still there, then is Dahongye still there? Can I go and chop the big red tree again?
It sounds weird, but what if it was possible?
"Dududu..."
Suddenly, a loud horn sounded.
Immediately afterwards, in many corners of the city, conch horns began to sound.
Han Fei actually saw a snorkeler-level powerhouse passing through the sky, and shouted: "Within a hundred miles, all the anglers, gather at the South Gate, the big fish tide is coming..."
"Dududu..."
For a time, the whole city moved. The streets were full of people, and many people jumped directly from the roofs.
Xia Xiaochan got up quickly and said, "Let's go, let's go and have a look, maybe this is our chance to go back."
I saw Han Fei grabbed her and said: "Wait a minute, don't worry. In the end, this is not our war. When we finally go there, it is better to see it from the perspective of a bystander. Is it possible that you still want to rush to the end? Front?"
Han Fei thought more deeply. I and Xia Xiaochan came here by accident, and the 187th big fish tide happened, which was probably the battle to destroy the city. A war in which everyone is dead, of course, is to retreat if they can...
Han Fei looked at Xia Xiaochan and said, "Give me your hand."
Xia Xiaochan: "???"
Han Fei: "Five fingers open, like me."
In Xia Xiaochan's doubts, Han Fei buckled up and nodded solemnly: "Well, yes, follow me now, don't run around."
Xia Xiaochan frowned: "It's awkward, I'd better hold a dagger."
Han Fei: "Be obedient."
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