Chapter 465: Sit Back and Wait to See Your Jokes
It is difficult to decompose a dead horse, and the longer it remains dead, the more difficult it becomes to decompose.
The skinners always like to tease newcomers, so when Zhao Zhongzhen was squatting next to the dead horse, someone pulled out a pile of intestines from the dead horse's belly and threw it in front of him.
Zhao Zhongzhen closed his eyes in pain, but the fishy smell kept coming.
His chest and abdomen were constantly rising and falling, and the rhythm was chaotic.
Seeing his body trembling, Youpishou gloated: "I'm going to vomit, I'm going to vomit..."
Zhao Zhongzhen turned around and opened his mouth: "Ugh!"
The breakfast was all vomited out, and the undigested contents made the stripers silent.
The one who just dug out the horse's belly laughed and said, "Young man...I'm sorry."
Zhao Zhongzhen vomited all his breakfast and was a little angry at first, but it could be seen that these people had a different attitude, so his mood improved for the most part.
He asked in a low voice the essentials of dissection, then asked for a dagger to learn how to peel the skin.
He knew that Shen An's intention in asking him to peel the skin was to be an ordinary person and experience the life of these people.
So he tried his best to endure it until all the dead horses were broken down, and then he went to wash his hands.
Those skinners thought this young man was pretty good, and one of them stepped forward and said, "Next time, Mr. Xiaolang... you just have to watch."
Zhao Zhongzhen asked in confusion: "Why are you so nice to someone?"
Why are you so arrogant at first and respectful at the other? There is never a free breakfast in the world. Zhao Zhongzhen felt that these peeling hands were a bit strange.
Peishou smiled and said: "Little Langjun... there is mutton in the breakfast. Bianliang people can eat mutton for breakfast..."
Ordinary people can eat enough for breakfast. If they want to eat meat, the most popular thing is pork. As for mutton, they only eat it occasionally during the New Year.
The content of breakfast could be seen in Zhao Zhongzhen's vomit just now, so these strippers felt guilty.
They are all human beings! Zhao Zhongzhen couldn't help but look at these strippers with special eyes. Then I remembered how I devoured the mutton earlier, and swallowed it without chewing it properly. After being spit out, the shape is intact, and you can still smell the smell of mutton.
When he went to the back, Zhao Zhongzhen saw that Shen An was dozing off and couldn't help but get angry.
I'm dealing with dead cows and horses outside, and I'm so stinky that I can't stop vomiting. It's better for you to sleep comfortably here.
"Brother Anbei!"
This was the duty room vacated by Cheng Xu. Shen An was sitting on a chair and taking a nap. Startled by the sound, he sat up straight and opened his eyes blankly to look around.
"It is you!"
Shen An yawned and asked, "Have you finished peeling?"
There was a fishy smell on Zhao Zhongzhen's body. He raised his hand to smell it and said with a bitter face: "I don't know if I can wash it off when I get home. Also, those peeling hands are full of human semen, and you can actually see what someone spits out." Just assert that someone’s family background is excellent.”
"Of course they are human beings."
Those who hang out at the bottom of society and are not human beings have long been dealt with.
The so-called gangsters in car and boat shops, who deserve to be killed even if they are not guilty, are these people.
Zhao Zhongzhen saw that he was leisurely and asked, "How should we proceed with this matter?"
Shen An rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't worry, wait until the accounts are checked."
Zhao Zhongzhen felt that he was too optimistic: "I'm afraid there won't be any problems after checking the accounts, right?"
Shen An nodded and said approvingly: "I'm sure there won't be any problems. It's just a lot of corruption here. How much corruption can there be? It's just a small amount of corruption and it's hard to investigate. But... as long as you start, the rest will take care of itself. That’s when the results came out.”
"beginning?"
"right!"
Shen An said very confidently: "The twelve people are all extremely boring people. Find someone to start..."
This was a plan he had prepared long ago, but the whole morning passed and still no one came.
Until noon, there was still no one to surrender. Shen An laughed at himself: "It seems that a certain person's evil reputation is not enough!"
Zhao Zhongzhen felt that this method was too passive: "Brother An Bei, you should take the initiative."
Shen An also felt that this was still the case, so he said, "Go and spread the word. The first one to surrender will be guaranteed to be innocent."
This is a reward.
Zhao Zhongzhen still felt it was useless, but he still went to pass on the message.
As a future heir to the throne, it was a bit eye-catching for Shen An to ask him to do these tasks, and then he was brought to Zhao Zhen.
"Going to skin cramps?"
"Yes, I still vomited."
Zhao Zhen couldn't help but lose his composure.
What a waste!
You don’t have to see it with your own eyes, just imagine it to make you feel sick.
But Shen An actually asked Zhao Zhongzhen to take action, which was really cruel.
Chen Zhongheng also felt that Shen An was too cruel, so he said, "Did the young man offend Shen An?"
Zhao Zhen shook his head and said with a complex expression: "This is to let him understand the people's sentiments! If the emperor does not know the people's sentiments, he will make jokes about why he doesn't eat minced meat. Only when he knows the people's sentiments can he implement policies in a targeted manner..."
Chen Zhongheng said in surprise: "Is that a good thing?"
"Of course it's a good thing."
Zhao Zhen said with some regret: "Back then... my father had no time and was still stubborn, with no one to teach me."
It's not that Zhenzong has no time, but he has completely turned into a stubborn madman.
He believed that he was a famous king through the ages, so he conferred Zen status and held a grand ceremony, which turned the originally prosperous Song Dynasty into a half-disabled person. Most of the responsibility for redundant officials and excessive expenses lies with Zhenzong.
Zhao Zhen was an only son, and his father was an emperor with some problems, so he felt lonely in his childhood and adolescence. But Zhao Zhongzhen had a good mentor and friend by his side, which made him a little envious.
"If I had had a few good teachers and friends back then, I wouldn't have been suppressed by the Queen Mother for so long."
As soon as Zhenzong left, Zhao Zhen was still young, so Liu E covered the sky with one hand...
These are the secrets of the royal family. Chen Zhongheng felt his body became weak after hearing this, and he couldn't help but said pitifully: "I haven't heard anything from the official family."
Zhao Zhen said angrily: "I don't have to kill people to silence them!"
Chen Zhongheng was joking and just wanted to make him feel more relaxed. When he heard this, he smiled and said, "The officials are kind."
"Be merciful!"
Zhao Zhen frowned slightly and said: "The work of stripping horses seems to be inconspicuous, but two people went to check it, but they were made disgraced by those officials... People say that the lower-level officials are as slippery as oil, and this is the proof. Shen An's starting point He is too high and has no experience as an official below. I am afraid that he will not be able to withstand the methods of those officials..."
Chen Zhongheng was startled and said: "Officials, I thought... I thought those officials would be in trouble."
That kid Shen An is so ruthless, those officials are cheating and playing tricks with him...
Chen Zhongheng seemed to have seen a tragedy unfolding.
Zhao Zhen glanced at him and said: "Why did Han Qi suggest that Shen An go? Just to see his jokes. Unless it is done by thunderous means, it will be difficult."
Han Qi really found it difficult. In the political hall, he was sneering.
"Not killing the scholar-bureaucrats is connivance. Those officials are emboldened because of this. Is it a big deal to strip horses? It's just a small matter. Let Liu Zhan go because he has no ability. It's just to find something for him to do. As for Shen An, let’s see.”
He picked up the tea cup and looked at the memorial on the table intently. The confidant beside him said: "My lord, since the matter is not serious, then Shen An can just ignore it!"
Han Qi took a sip of hot tea, sighed contentedly, and said, "You don't understand. He is young and ambitious. He often wants to go to the Northern Expedition and revolutionize the Song Dynasty... It's good to be young! I was like this when I was young. He was so clueless... that he was beaten awake during the Qingli period."
Then the confidant suddenly realized: "In other words, since he claims to be a reformist, he has to take action when he encounters this kind of people and this kind of things?"
Han Qi nodded and said: "Since Zhao Zongshi has been chosen as the prince, then the people around him will naturally fall into everyone's eyes. Just others, Shen An... is hated! So with this opportunity, everyone They are all waiting to see the joke. If he cannot solve this matter, his reputation will be very bad. Next time the officials want to promote him, those people will naturally have something to say..."
An incompetent person still wants to be promoted? Official, are you out of your mind?
The confidant said with admiration: "The villain said that Shen An has many enemies, but why are everyone just sitting back and watching him enjoy himself? It turns out he is waiting here!"
Han Qi put down the teacup and said calmly: "What do you think? When Zhao Zongshi enters the palace, wait...by then, Shen An will be a close minister. In ten years, this person will start to show his prominence temporarily. We will wait and see. He is old, who can control him?"
Shen An was too fierce in his work, and he didn't know anything about He Guang Tongchen's way of being an official. He caused himself many opponents and troubles, and at the same time, he gradually became an alternative in the officialdom.
Liu Zhan was the soul killed by his sword, which made many officials feel sad and angry. They wrote memorials to impeach Shen An and demanded severe punishment.
But Zhao Zhen came and found out that there was no solid evidence.
So everyone was waiting, waiting for Liu Zhan to wake up.
But Liu Zhan's condition was up and down, and the imperial doctor could not tell when he would wake up, so everyone temporarily turned their attention to the horse-peeling service.
…
Shen An spent the first day dozing off.
"No one surrenders?"
Shen An stood up and stretched, feeling full of energy and feeling extremely comfortable.
Zhao Zhongzhen stood aside in a daze and said angrily: "No one is coming, not a single person. Also, those people have already gone to office."
No one takes you, the ‘Imperial Envoy’, seriously!
"Just get off, UU reading www.uukanshu.net let's go home."
Zhao Zhongzhen was very frustrated when he did business for the first time but failed. After returning home, he didn't even eat dinner and just thought about things in his room.
The room went from slightly bright to dark. Zhao Zhongzhen's eyes had adapted to the environment and he forgot to light the lamp.
When Zhao Zongshi came in and saw this appearance, he didn't light the lamp and just stood quietly inside the door.
Zhao Zhongzhen thought about it for a long time. Young people are always hungry. Only when they are so hungry that they can't stand it anymore, then they think about looking for something to eat.
"Daddy?"
Zhao Zongshi hummed, came in and asked, "What are you thinking about?"
The moonlight shines in from outside the door, and it is as pure as jade, making people feel free of distracting thoughts.
Zhao Zhongzhen stood up and gave the chair to his father to sit on, then stood on the side and said, "Dad, the boy is thinking about the horse stripping work outside today."
Zhao Zongshi asked calmly: "Are you taking action?"
"No." This is what Zhao Zhongzhen was dissatisfied with: "Shen An was taking a nap in there today and didn't do anything. The officials are looking down on him."
"Angry?"
Zhao Zongshi turned his head and asked, smiling and looking very warm.
He likes the environment of Yulin Lane very much and feels that this is the most relaxing time in his life.
…
Asking for a monthly ticket.
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