Chapter 315: Life only Gives You One Fart

This is a garden, and there are some thin green grass on the ground now, which looks very tender.

The breath of spring is gradually blooming.

A servant stood beside the big tree and said with twinkling eyes: "Young Master, I don't know!"

Zhao Zhongzhen turned his back to him and said angrily: "Don't you think I can't ask? Also, I know you are Hong Bin's person, but Hong Bin is just a servant, but I am the master. You should think clearly."

The servant said: "Xiao Langjun, I really don't know, I swear..."

His eyes flickered, even a little proud.

Zhao Zhongzhen sighed: "That's all, so I won't embarrass you, but I have something I want to ask you to help me with. If it works out, I'll give you two dollars."

Two dollars is a lot of money.

He turned around, and the flash of greed in the servant's eyes happened to fall into his eyes.

"Are you willing?"

The servant pretended to hesitate, and after Zhao Zhongzhen urged him several times, he reluctantly nodded.

Zhao Zhongzhen took out a small oil paper bag and handed it over, saying: "There are some tonics in here. You can put them in the tea for Hong Bin. I will give you a silver hairpin here first, and I will give you the rest after you are done." "

The servant's body trembled, and his eyes were full of horror.

"turn out to be……"

It turns out that the reason Hong Bin suffered from diarrhea in the past was actually your work?

Hong Bin's diarrhea was considered a joke in the house. Some people said he had a physical problem, but more people said he had offended the dung god.

At first Hong Bin thought this was the case, so he went to pray to God and worship Buddha.

But the gods did not bless him, so he had to strengthen his defenses, especially his diet.

Zhao Zhongzhen has been unable to do anything recently, so he is very depressed.

The servant took the silver hairpin, put the oil paper bag away, and went to find Hong Bin.

He touched the silver hairpin and said proudly: "We won't do this!"

He found Hong Bin. When he heard this, Hong Bin said with tears in his eyes: "It's actually him? Someone said a long time ago that there is no such thing as diarrhea. It turns out that someone has been harmed. Let's go and find the county king."

What?

The servants panicked when they heard this.

He just wanted to tell Hong Bin privately, and then let Hong Bin pretend to have diarrhea to coax Zhao Zhongzhen, so that he could benefit from both sides.

But Hong Bin had long hated the person who drugged him. Now that he had evidence and witnesses, his anger was so intense that he lost all sense.

What is this?

If you want to get involved in a battlefield that is not yours, the price will be cannon fodder.

The two of them went all the way to Zhao Yunrang's place. As soon as they entered, Hong Bin knelt down and cried.

Zhao Yunrang was unhappy because he couldn't scratch his itch due to the cold weather. Hearing him cry miserably made him a little unhappy.

Hong Bin raised his head and said, "Your Majesty, someone bribed this person and wanted to drug the villain. Please make the decision for the villain."

Zhao Yunrang's eyes were full of anger, then he suppressed his emotions and asked calmly: "Who did it? Is there any evidence?"

Hong Bin pointed at the servant and said: "Your Majesty, the elder of the Thirteenth Lang bought him with a silver hairpin and gave him medicine... and asked him to put it in the villain's tea. Prince, the younger brother People are...injustice!"

At that time, I just thought that your family had no future, so of course I had to ignore you.

But now I regret it!

Zhao Zongshi didn't say anything, but Zhao Zhongzhen was becoming more capable now. Hong Bin would be lying if he said he didn't regret it.

But he knew that he had offended that family badly, and he would definitely not be able to please him in the future.

So he would occasionally cause a little trouble there, of course, covertly, just to vent his anger.

Today, through several hands, he finally informed Zhao Zongshi, who was recuperating, about Shen An swaggering through the market with a long knife filled with evil spirits.

Then Zhao Zhongzhen's revenge arrived immediately.

He lost his mind in an instant, and the incident of being carried out of the house with watery liquid dripping under his body came to mind.

What a shame!

At this moment, he just wanted to die with Zhao Zhongzhen.

But he didn't know that Zhao Yunrang, the boss of the county prince's palace, had known about this for a long time.

It was difficult in the palace, and there were endless infighting and secret intrigues. He was worried that his children and grandchildren would be bullied after entering the palace, so he simply regarded this matter as training for Zhao Zhongzhen.

Today you can give people laxatives, but tomorrow you will not be given poison in the palace...

With this thought in mind, Zhao Yunrang watched his grandson's series of tricks.

Not bad!

But today he actually capsized?

Why!

There is no future!

Zhao Yunrang sighed in his heart, and then asked: "Where is the evidence?"

He couldn't just rely on Hong Bin's empty words to convict his grandson.

Hong Bin urged the servant: "Hurry up and show it to the prince."

The servant was regretful at this moment. He knew that he was afraid that he would be cannon fodder, but he had to take out the silver hairpin and the oil paper bag.

"Call Zhong Zhen."

Zhao Yunrang's old servant did not carry out his orders immediately, but whispered softly: "Alang, do you still want Xiaolangjun to apologize to them? There is no such thing!"

The old servant also likes Zhao Zhongzhen's agility, so he plans to use Hong Bin as cannon fodder.

So he raised his eyes and glanced at Hong Bin. The coldness in his eyes made Hong Bin a little puzzled.

I didn’t offend him!

Zhao Yunrang shook his head slightly. Why was he willing to let Zhao Zhongzhen face these things head-on? But if you don't teach him a lesson, he won't know how to be cautious in the future.

Zhao Zhongzhen came later, still saluting with an innocent look on his face.

"I've seen Weng Weng."

Zhao Yunrang looked at his most promising grandson, suppressed the kindness in his heart, and said sternly: "Did you bribe someone to drug Hong Bin?"

Zhao Zhongzhen said blankly: "What kind of medicine? Bribery? My grandson doesn't know how to bribe people!"

Zhao Yunrang pointed to the servant over there and shouted: "He!"

It’s really good that this grandson can pretend that nothing is wrong!

Zhao Yunrang felt that his grandson was so smart, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed.

You'd better evolve into an old fox, so you won't be afraid of entering the palace.

Zhao Zhongzhen glanced at the servant, shook his head and said, "Why did you want to harm someone? Who ordered you?"

Huh!

You actually know how to bite back?

Not bad!

have a future!

Zhao Yun felt even more happy, but still said with a straight face: "Look at your things!"

A silver hairpin, Zhao Zhongzhen shook his head and said: "This does not belong to my grandson."

This silver hairpin is of ordinary style, and at first glance it looks like a commercial product.

Hong Bin also regretted it at this moment, feeling that he shouldn't have broken up with each other, but now that the matter was over, he had no choice but to say: "You can buy it outside."

You, Zhao Zhongzhen, go out every day!

Okay! This hammer nailed Zhao Zhongzhen to death.

Why!

Zhao Yunrang looked at the small oil paper bag and sighed slightly in his heart.

"This is the laxative you gave him."

"laxative?"

Zhao Zhongzhen walked over and picked up the oil paper bag, then slowly opened it.

He looked at the powder inside and smelled it.

He looked suspicious and asked, "Weng Weng, are you getting it right?"

The old servant said: "Xiao Langjun, everyone is watching, it is absolutely right."

Zhao Zhongzhen's expression suddenly changed, and he said, "Weng Weng, give it a try, otherwise anyone can use something to frame your grandson."

He was wronged.

Zhao Yunrang thought of the hypocrisy of his descendants towards Zhao Zongshi's family.

"That's all, let him eat it!"

He was so annoyed that he simply used the servant to test it.

Pull it!

I'll deal with you later!

My grandson asked you to administer medicine, but you dare not go?

His face turned pale at that moment, and he wanted to beg for mercy, but no one listened to him.

Hong Bin was a little gloating. He remembered the scene when he had diarrhea before, and that posture...

It’s really amazing!

After taking the medicine, the servant stood by desperately waiting for the reaction in his stomach.

A quarter of an hour passed.

no response!

Half an hour passed.

Still no response.

Hong Bin's expression changed, and he was a little panicked.

He remembered that after eating something, he had a bowel movement within a quarter of an hour at most, and he had a vigorous bowel movement.

But this person didn't respond?

What does this mean?

Framed!

frame!

An hour passed, and he was as restless as an ant on a hot pot.

Zhao Yunrang was reading a book, and the old servant stopped by and reminded him: "Alang, it's been an hour."

Um!

Zhao Yunrang raised his head and glanced at Zhao Zhongzhen, with some joy in his eyes.

Then he said coldly: "Why did you frame Zhong Zhen?"

The servant was so frightened that he knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, my dear... That silver hairpin and laxatives were really given by the young master!"

There was a sudden rumble in his stomach.

Is this coming?

Ha ha ha ha!

He just felt that urge to go straight down.

I can't bear it anymore!

Is there any more direct evidence than pulling it out on the spot?

He used all his strength down there and struggled to open his anus...

Bah...

A long fart just came out.

The sound of this fart is thick and powerful...

There's still a reply?

Hong Bin was rejoicing, but he didn't smell the smell of poop.

The servant couldn't help but reach out and touch the back of his buttocks, but found nothing.

He squeezed harder, but he couldn't help it anymore.

Life is like this, when you work hard for a long time and think it is a piece of shit, life just gives you a piece of shit.

The servant knelt down and said, "The villain is guilty. The villain framed the young man. His crime is unpardonable..."

This is a bachelor!

I was wrong!

Young Master, I shouldn’t refuse your bribe.

Hong Bin's face turned pale, and he knew he was going to be unlucky.

When the matter reached this point, Zhao Yunrang would naturally suspect that he had set up this trap in order to frame Zhao Zhongzhen.

"The villain is guilty."

He didn't know if the servant had tricked him or if someone had intervened.

He just regrets one thing: why can't I be more patient.

Zhao Yunrang said coldly: "Pull him out and beat him!"

Wasn't he kicked out?

In an instant, both the servant and Hong Bin were overjoyed.

"Thank you so much, Prince, thank you so much, Prince!"

The two were pulled out. Zhao Yunrang nodded to Zhao Zhongzhen and said, "You are fine, go ahead."

Zhao Zhongzhen bowed and left, always feeling that something was wrong with his grandfather's eyes.

He went out all the way and happened to see Hong Bin and the servant being tied to the bench and beating the boards. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net

"woo woo woo woo!"

When the two of them saw Zhao Zhongzhen approaching, their screams suddenly became more ferocious.

The servant's eyes were full of annoyance. He felt that he had missed an excellent opportunity and would never be able to make up for it in his lifetime.

He couldn't help but whimper.

Snapped!

As soon as the board was knocked down, Hong Bin also howled miserably. Watching Zhao Zhongzhen go away, he felt extremely uncomfortable.

It was because I was blind that I ignored Thirteenth Lang.

Someone is blind!

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Thanks, I just came back from the hospital and saw all the news on the site. Thanks to "Ashes Falling Sadly" for the second silver alliance reward.