Chapter 303 “Are You Really Sure It’s Urine?”
".What a good news."
The hungry monkey looked up to the huge black hole in the sky with a strange expression: "I never imagined that one day the end of Blue Star would be caused by a huge urethral opening. The answer I would rather detect is some kind of industrial wastewater. of."
The others also stood silent with complex expressions on their faces, and all looked up at the hole above their heads.
This matter is indeed a bit difficult to deal with now.
"Are you really sure it's urine?"
"Sure."
"Then we should also be able to determine the person's eating habits based on urine, right? Based on the eating habits, we can roughly determine where the person is from, such as whether they like to eat meat or not. "
Yuan Buping looked at the hungry monkey in confusion: "Can one still judge eating habits based on urine?"
"How do I know? I'm not an expert in this field. I'm just guessing, but urine will be yellow after getting angry. This is true, but it's not right."
Hungry Monkey frowned and said, "It has been almost three hours since this black hole appeared, right?"
"Who can keep peeing for three hours?"
"Could this be a human?"
"No." The young woman who came to report the news took out the file bag in her hand and said: "It's not the urethral opening. According to our tests, the components in the urine are very complex and are not composed of one person's urine. .”
"But the urine of a large number of people."
"It should be a drain in a bathroom."
"There are several key pieces of information here. The sugar component in urine is generally high, which means that most of the urine contributors have high blood sugar. People in this place should like to eat sweets. "
"And there is no rust or anything like that in the urine. This means that the drain outlet in this bathroom should be newly repaired and has not been corroded. Moreover, the urine is still a little warm and should have just been discharged from the body."
"Like sweets?"
A glimmer of light flashed in Hungry Monkey's eyes: "Is that the south? Many cities in the south like to eat sweets, and the urine is composed of the urine of multiple people, so it should be a public restroom."
"So the entity of this black hole should be in a newly built public restroom in a city in the south?"
"That's right."
Standing in front of Hungry Monkey and others, Mr. Wang nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that the scope has been reduced a lot now. There are only 17 main cities in the south and 128 small cities that like to eat sweets."
"The target location is one of them."
"This news has been spread, and the Federation will send people to deal with it soon. As for you, I will not give you any tasks. You are completely free, but the news between us can be shared. You are equivalent to free people. Location."
"If you play CSGO, you should know what a free man means."
Hungry Monkey looked at the old man in front of him in surprise: "Old sir, are you still playing CSGO at your age? Can you stop suddenly?"
"No."
The old man slowly shook his head: "I never make a sudden stop. Even when playing games, I have to simulate a real battlefield. There are not so many opportunities for you to make a sudden stop in a real battlefield. I usually serve as the commander in the rear. If there are more people, beat the less people."
"I will arrange tactics, let 20 people rush to A to make a feint attack, and the remaining 80 people will be the real main force to rush to B. They can often be caught off guard and basically never lose, whether it is a game or reality. Tactics come first.”
"This is why the Federation chose me to be the commander here. My tactics have always been good."
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The hungry monkey stared blankly at the old man for a while and then murmured: "Twenty people are rushing to A, eighty people are rushing to B, and the old man is commanding from behind? You have a hundred and one people in your family?"
"Hit five people on the other side?"
"Forehead"
Standing next to Mr. Wang, the young man from the Wang family who had led them the way at the beginning clenched his fist with one hand and coughed slightly in embarrassment: "My grandpa likes to cheat."
"Oh, that's okay."
Hungry Monkey nodded expressionlessly. You, old man, are quite good at commanding. The 20 people treated it as a feint attack. The few players who stayed at A to guard the package probably thought they were the ones who saw more than 20 grenades coming towards them. It was covered and bombed by rocket launchers.
Eighty people were responsible for the general attack.
It's good, no wonder I haven't lost yet. It's a damn thing if I can lose. Donk has to call out "Grandpa" when Donk comes. Even if the gun is fired in seconds and a few rounds of bullets are used up, not all people can be killed. It's pure population suppression.
"None of that matters."
Mr. Wang shook his head: "The achievements in the game are not worth mentioning, they are meaningless. The most important thing right now is to solve this global incident as soon as possible. No matter what the final result is, at least we have tried hard. "
"It doesn't matter if I die. I have lived for a long time. What things in this world have I not experienced?"
"I've experienced it even when eighty women work together with one husband."
"I have had enough life, but you are still young. This world is shaped by you young people. It would be a pity if you died. I hope you young people can work hard to live and create more wonderful things for mankind. future."
"Come on, I'm going to get busy too, so you guys should get ready to go."
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The young man from the Wang family on the side explained in a low voice with some embarrassment: "My old man likes to experience all new things, and he is quite chic."
"I see it."
Chen Miao nodded, not much. He just looked up at the hole in the sky that was still spraying liquid downwards. He took a few steps back. He originally thought the smell in the air was the fishy smell of sea breeze.
Now it seems to be the smell of human wind.
Good.
"Let's go first."
Ten minutes later, Chen Miao had already returned to his base camp with Hungry Monkey and the other two, and selected 15 members from the tomb-keepers to take with him and board the hell bus to the south.
On the hell bus.
The hungry monkey sighed and looked out the window at the barren wasteland.
"The world is finally what I want it to be."
"A long time ago, I also fantasized about the end of the world. I thought it might be because of a planet hitting the earth, or the sun suddenly going crazy, or alien invasion, or at the worst, a zombie apocalypse like Resident Evil. I can accept it. "
"But I never thought that one day the world would be destroyed by a urine apocalypse."
"And for us heroes who are preparing to save the world again, the first task is to find a newly built bathroom and block the hole. If my mother is still alive, she will definitely be confused by my current behavior. .”