Chapter 3281 How Do You Become Real?
Lv Shaoqing's complaints made the resentment in the air more intense.
Then, the surrounding lights flickered.
Whoosh!
Lv Shaoqing suddenly felt dizzy, and when he reacted, he and Xiao Hei had appeared on the ground.
Lv Shaoqing looked around, not the cliff he jumped off before, but another place.
Lv Shaoqing couldn't help but said, "Really, does the world consciousness have emotions?"
"I told it, and it's still in a bad mood?"
"I haven't asked it for compensation yet. Not only did it almost choke me to death, but I can't connect to my big son..."
Suddenly, the ring in Lv Shaoqing's hand flashed, and the figure of a woman appeared, looking at Lv Shaoqing with a cold face.
Lv Shaoqing stared at the woman and became nervous, "What are you doing?"
"You ran out in broad daylight, it's not good for people to see you, go back quickly, go back..."
"What's the matter, let's talk about it when we get home..."
It looked like he was having an affair and was afraid of being seen.
He looked like a cheating guy!
The woman couldn't hold it anymore and couldn't help but curse, "Asshole!"
"Damn it!" Lu Shaoqing was unhappy, straightened his back, and glared at the woman, "Who taught you to curse as soon as you came out?"
"Don't you know what your status is? You will only lower your status by doing this."
"You are so vulgar, how dare I take you out to meet people?"
"I am a person with dignity, I don't want to be laughed at..."
The woman gritted her teeth, veins on her forehead jumped, and she raised her hands instantly.
"Wait!" Lu Shaoqing shouted suddenly, "Don't move first, let me see..."
Then he took two steps closer, squinting his eyes, staring at the woman.
The woman was stunned at first, then furious, "What are you looking at?"
Lu Shaoqing circled the woman twice, looking at her up and down with doubt and curiosity.
After Lu Shaoqing finished turning around, he pinched his chin and muttered, "Damn, why do I feel a little different?"
He asked the woman, "Did you do maintenance secretly?"
"Spending money casually is not a good habit. Don't you know how hard it is to make money?"
"Pah!" The woman couldn't help it and slapped Lu Shaoqing hard.
"Ah!" Lu Shaoqing screamed. After trying it himself, he was more sure.
"How did you become real? What did you eat?"
Compared with before, the woman looked more like a person.
Although the woman before had a contour, her body always had a kind of illusion, like being in the fog, unreal.
The woman now is real, with flesh and blood, as if the body has been condensed and has become a real human being.
Looking at Lu Shaoqing's surprised look, the woman showed a slight smile on her face, and then said with a little pride, "Guess!"
After that, the woman only felt comfortable all over.
The feeling of comfort and happiness is indescribable.
Give him what he wants!
Comfortable!
Lu Shaoqing looked at the woman expressionlessly, "Do you want me to guess?"
The woman's smile and good mood disappeared instantly.
Sure enough, he was a jerk.
"Hmph!"
The woman snorted unhappily, and Lu Shaoqing immediately pointed at her and said, "Did you steal my fairy stone again?"
"Why don't you do something else? Are you a thief?"
"Asshole!" The woman gritted her teeth in anger and slapped her again.
Lu Shaoqing's figure flashed and dodged the woman's slap. He was immediately proud and pointed at the woman and said, "Do you think I'm easy to bully?"
"This is not your territory. You should restrain yourself. Do you think you are the Immortal Emperor?"
"Besides, I'm not afraid of the Immortal Emperor. I can slap a mere Immortal Emperor..."
Before he finished speaking, with a snap, Lu Shaoqing's figure disappeared instantly.
Xiao Hei, who had opened his eyes next to him, was furious, "Don't bully my dad..."
The figure flashed, and the huge body fell from the sky and rushed straight to the woman.
The woman remained affectionate, but slowly extended her hand. The closer the sky-shattering black bird got to the woman, the smaller it became. Finally, it turned into a fist-sized black bird and landed steadily on the woman's palm.
The woman touched the black bird's head, "Little guy..."
The fierce light in the black bird's eyes disappeared, and he looked at the woman, and finally rubbed his head against the woman's palm affectionately.
"Damn!" Lv Shaoqing, who ran back from a distance, wanted to curse, but after seeing this scene, he was dumbfounded, "Your sister..."
Lv Shaoqing had a more intuitive understanding of the woman's strength.
Xiao Hei followed him to absorb a lot of the original energy of the fairy world, and his strength was not weaker than before.
Now being easily controlled by the woman's palm, the grumpy black bird became well-behaved and docile.
The woman looked over, and Lu Shaoqing immediately became obedient and rubbed her hands, smiling, "Wow, sister, you are really good at coaxing children."
"My Xiao Hei doesn't obey anyone, only handsome men and beautiful women. Sister, you are really a great beauty!"
The woman was immune to this kind of flattery. She said coldly, "Do you want to continue talking nonsense?"
"Nonsense?" Lu Shaoqing was surprised, "What nonsense? What is nonsense between you and me is all from the heart, how can there be any nonsense?"
"Okay, sister, let Xiao Hei go, don't let yourself get tired, Xiao Hei, don't poop..."
The woman:......
The woman really wanted to smash Xiao Hei hard on Lu Shaoqing's face.
It's so disgusting.
She released the restraint on Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei turned into a little girl and ran back to Lu Shaoqing's arms.
"Don't be afraid, sister is a good person. Except for being a little old, everything else is good," Lu Shaoqing comforted Xiao Hei, "Old people are kind-hearted and won't argue with us!"
"Really, sister? I knew you were a good..."
"Pah!" The woman slapped again, and fiercely pulled Lu Shaoqing into the ground...