Lord God Investigator

Chapter 1280 The Furious Emperor of Heaven

The power level of the authentic Westward Journey world was too high. Luo Feng, who was still a weakling at the time, was not qualified to do the mission. This wishful stick was not the original version, but a knockoff in the small world derived from Westward Journey.

In that mini world of Journey to the West, Luo Feng stopped the three copycat masters and apprentices who were fighting for the first place in front of a finish line, and exchanged a hundred roasted suckling pigs for this one that was still stained with obsession. The blood-stained wish stick.

Compared with the original Ruyi Golden Cudgel, the weight, material, and sturdiness of this rod are far inferior. The only advantage is that it can be extended infinitely, barely retaining the characteristics of the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. In addition, this rod The stick has the hidden attribute of fascination, that is, it has a very high bonus to the hit rate of the anus area.

There are countless wish-fulfilling sticks in countless spin-off small worlds of Journey to the West. This one is not popular among reincarnators and investigators because it is stained with blood. Not many people collect it, but it is undoubtedly the most suitable for Luo Feng to use as a surgical instrument to physically transform his soul. That's it.

This stick is useless when used as a weapon to fight with people, but it is a peerless weapon when used to stab men.

Therefore, there is no real waste in the world, there are just treasures placed in the wrong place. As long as you use them properly, the Supreme God can explode them for you!

Many people may have questions. Fuxi is the king of gods and the most noble and sacred being in the world of fairy swords. His lower body is still a dragon's body. How can he grow excretory organs like dragon chrysanthemums?

Aren't gods who eat the wind and drink the dew supposed to be like beautiful girls and never go to the toilet? What's the use of growing dragon chrysanthemums if you don't use the toilet?

From a biological point of view, even if useless organs degenerate, there will still be some residue. Men cannot breastfeed, and they have grown penises. Humans have already evolved to the point where they have lost their tails, and they still have tail vertebrae.

There are nine stars in the sky, nine palaces on the earth, and nine orifices in humans. The nine orifices are the natural rules of the universe and a common feature common among advanced intelligent creatures.

Nuwa created human beings by copying the image of the body of a god. The setting of the nine orifices came from the god. As a template for human beings, the god also has nine holes in his body.

However, Fuxi's situation is quite special. His lower body is the body of a dragon. Does the mythical creature dragon have excretory organs?

There is a record in Journey to the West where Sun Wukong pretends to be a doctor to prescribe medicine and asks Zhu Bajie to find a white dragon horse to urinate as raw material. The white dragon horse once said: "If I urinate across the water, the fish in the water will eat Jackie Chan; if I urinate across the mountain, The grass in the mountains tastes good and turns into Ganoderma lucidum. Fairy boys pick it up and live long. How can I be willing to throw it away in this mundane place?"

This passage proves that the son of the Dragon King, the authentic descendant of the Dragon King, also has to pee. Since he has to pee, of course he will also poop, which proves that dragons also have a complete digestive and excretion system.

First of all, relying on rich biological knowledge, it was determined that Fuxi, who had the head of a human and the body of a dragon, also had chrysanthemums to pop.

Secondly, Luo Feng did his homework by choosing a stretchable Ruyi stick to offset the extensibility of the dragon's body.

If it were anyone else, even if he mastered the "ultimate no-trick" method of quantum collapse, Fuxi's chrysanthemum would still be unstoppable. Only an experienced old investigator like Luo Feng could pay attention to the details and arrange everything properly to prevent the failure. The possible becomes possible.

Controlling Xiaoman's clone and waving the wishful stick, Luo Feng's body was not idle either and said loudly: "I heard that you made a rule of heaven that forbids the gods to love and reproduce. What I hate most is that men and women of the gods do this kind of unusual thing together. Normal breeding activities. Now you can just take this opportunity to experience it for yourself. It can be regarded as a highly immersive experiential teaching, which can allow you to more deeply understand the beauty of applauding for love, thereby realizing inheritance and reproduction. This is the great philosophy of the eternal essence of humanity.”

Fuxi was almost furious at this father and daughter who were absolutely mentally ill. The most perverted demons in the world of fairy swords were not as crazy as these two. Their audacity could no longer describe their madness. They were simply extremely audacious. Oh my God!

In front of Emperor Fuxi, the most powerful god in the world of fairy swords, he talked about how to defeat the Shenju. He also said that fighting the Shenju was good for the God King. It could cure diseases and refresh the mind. This was too disrespectful of the Emperor of Heaven. , If you don’t treat the God King as a human being, you are not only insulting his personality, but also insulting his IQ!

Fuxi was so angry that he blurted out: "What kind of understanding of inheritance and reproduction is this? Men can't have children even if they are criticized by chrysanthemums!"

Luo Feng's body shrugged, spread his hands and said: "Don't worry about these details. Due to technical limitations, you can't experience the normal male version of the breeding process. You can only settle for the next best thing - after all, I don't have the ability to make the God King obsessed." A powerful aphrodisiac that the self exploits when it sees a hole...

You can't experience it from a male perspective, but it's the same experience from a female perspective. It can also let you experience the pain of women being violated and treat your scumbag's cancer mental illness. It has both therapeutic and health care effects. Kill two birds with one stone, kill two birds with one stone. "

"You are all crazy. You will bear endless divine punishment for spewing evil words and defiling the sight and hearing of the gods!"

The furious Fuxi shouted loudly: "For blaspheming the Emperor of Heaven in front of him, I will kill all nine of your tribes... no, kill all the human races! All the eternal humanity and inheritance will be wiped out by me!"

Peiran's boundless divine power exploded, and Fuxi's body emitted a dazzling divine light. A layer of golden glazed scale armor covered his body, and the God King summoned the divine clothing of his destiny.

Divine Clothes are the natal magic weapon that comes with every god since their birth. The more scales on the Divine Clothes, the stronger the divine power. The scales of God King Fuxi’s Divine Clothes are densely packed, almost more than the dragon scales on his body, showing the divine world. The boundless power of the most powerful god king.

The protoss who put on the divine clothes had their fighting power raised to their peak, which was a sign that the protoss were starting to fight with all their might. Fuxi ruled the world in his strongest form, vowing to crush his inner demon father and daughter into slag even if he consumed his own divine power. To vent the hatred in my heart.

Another possibility is that Fuxi was really afraid of being stabbed by the wishful stick, which could be long or short, so he hurriedly put on a pair of god-level iron pants.

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