Chapter 298 0297 The Most Primitive Vowel

The new video has caused a great response on the Internet, especially the Easter egg behind the scenes at the end of the film, which made fans very happy.

After following so many episodes of unique skills videos and unique skills Vlogs, everyone has long known it.

Everyone knows that your unique skills brother is very awesome, and the work is also awesome. There is no one on the Internet who dares to imitate or imitate.

But no matter how awesome you are, you are still a flesh and blood body, and you will still swell if you are stung by a bee.

Once such Easter eggs are released, they will invisibly bring fans closer and feel down-to-earth.

After all, those unique skills videos are easy to get aesthetic fatigue after watching too many times, and occasionally inserting some small tidbits and Easter eggs will make fans watch with relish.

This is just like the recent popular corporate cat meme video, or the video of Long Wuyazi interspersed with cultural and tourism publicity.

A serious promotional video has no clicks these days.

But if a post-00s operator came to clean up the workplace and edited a cat meme video with a joke, the number of views would explode immediately, and the corporate accounts with blue Vs would also benefit from it and gain followers.

When the boss saw the shitty promotional video and the unexpectedly high number of views, he immediately began to doubt his life.

The reason why these inexplicable videos became popular was because of the contrast, jokes, and new tricks!

The video of Chen Jue being stung by a bee and swollen all over his body in the behind-the-scenes footage, including the scene of him panning the bee nest in the front, was also made into various silly emoticons by those hardcore fans with skills, and accompanied by silly copywriting such as "Brother Jue is swollen" and "Pan him", it began to spread wildly on the Internet.

When Chen Jue woke up the next day and took a look at the movement in the Qianhe operation group, the screen full of funny emoticons made him stunned.

"Fuck!"

"No one is watching the serious content, but the Easter egg clips have become the 'main film'?" Chen Jue was confused when he looked at the comments and comments on the video.

He felt that as a 30-year-old middle-aged man, he was a little bit behind the fast-paced Internet era.

Fortunately, this kind of live-action explosion has a positive impact. Not only has the popularity of the [Brother Juehuo] IP increased, but the traffic data in the background has also increased.

There are also many fans who urged the official Qianhe to start a tour and live broadcast as soon as possible, and even suggested that Qianhe open a betting competition similar to football lottery and make odds.

Let's see how many places [Brother Juehuo] can knock down on this trip abroad.

In short, the main point is that he is a troublemaker who doesn't mind making trouble.

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Because he had leveled up [Longmen Tiezi Gong] by 2 levels yesterday, Chen Jue felt sore all over when he woke up the next morning.

Although the soapy water had relieved the bee toxin, the inflammation caused by the large-scale puncture of the skin all over the body still made him, a cheater with an attribute panel, feel a little uncomfortable.

"Hiss~"

"I should have rested well last night."

After getting up, Chen Jue looked back at his girlfriend who was still sleeping, and went to the bathroom to wash up with his slightly sore waist.

As the saying goes: There is no land that is plowed to death, only cows that are tired to death.

Fortunately, Chen Jue now has a high physical attribute and strong recovery ability.

Moreover, under the influence and stimulation of Yuanyin Washing Marrow, the hematopoietic function of his bone marrow is in an abnormally improved stage, and his energy is extremely strong every day.

Otherwise, such a high-intensity liver skill + nightlife would have completely hollowed out his body.

...

After washing up, Chen Jue wiped the secret recipe potion of Tiezi Gong all over his body, and left the dormitory.

It was still more than 5 o'clock in the morning, and the sky of Yunzhai was still gray, and there was a slight light behind the mountains in the east.

Because he had developed the habit of getting up early for a long time, Chen Jue would automatically wake up at this time even if he was tired last night.

He took a deep breath of the cool morning air. He was afraid that the noise of opening the school gate would wake up his girlfriend and Principal Chu, so Chen Jue climbed over the wall of the rural school in one step.

He didn't rush to exercise and brush his attributes, but strolled on the country road.

Because Chen Jue knew that with his swollen body and a series of temporary negative states on his panel, he was not suitable for high-intensity exercise and weight training at all.

As for ordinary leisure sports, they were not very helpful for improving attributes, so Chen Jue simply took a walk and walked from Yunzhai to the terraced fields outside the village.

First, he went to the big tree where he picked the beehive yesterday and took a look. He took the opportunity to reach out and pinched it, caught a bee flying near the nest, put it on the back of his hand, and smiled slightly: "The early worm gets eaten by the bird."

"You are lucky to meet me, I will let you go if you pierce a needle!"

Chen Jue talked to himself while stimulating the bee sting on the back of his hand.

However, his hands were strengthened by [Iron Sand Palm] and [Iron Skill], and the hardness and toughness of the skin on the back of his hands reached an incredible level.

No matter how hard the little bee stabbed, it couldn't penetrate Chen Jue's white marble-like back of his hands.

He had no choice but to find a soft flesh on his neck and let the little bee sting him.

When a bee sting pierced the skin of his neck, the itchy feeling of being stung by a swarm of bees yesterday had completely disappeared.

When he saw that there was no movement on the panel upgrade, Chen Jue guessed that it was probably the immune system in his body that played a role.

After a night of circulation in the human body, the antibodies to the bee toxin should have covered the whole body at this moment.

Ordinary bee toxins are unlikely to cause any damage to Chen Jue's body.

"Permanent immunity to bee toxin?"

"Then the skin damage..." Chen Jue muttered twice, and caught a few more bees to sting his neck again.

Seeing that the proficiency of [Longmen Iron Kung Fu] has not shown any signs of growth, Chen Jue knew that it was basically impossible for him to use the biochemical training method to get a panel bug.

You can't really do what the fans said in the video and change to a hornet to sting you, right?

That would be too suicidal.

After all, the toxicity of a hornet is 5 to 7 times that of an ordinary bee. Its scientific name is Vespa, and in addition to being called the bumblebee, it has the terrifying title of "killer bee".

An adult will immediately suffer from acute renal failure and be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment after being stung by a hornet.

Chen Jue took the risk of using a swarm of bees to practice and brush up his skill proficiency yesterday because he had been stung by a bee before and had initially established immune resistance in his body.

In addition, with a physical attribute of nearly 4 as a backup and free attribute points, he is not afraid of being stung and sent to the hospital for shock.

But it's hard to say if it's a giant wasp.

This thing is too toxic, and Chen Jue is somewhat resistant.

And there are many wasps in the wilderness for a while, so Chen Jue simply put aside the biochemical training method and continued to sprint the skill level of [Longmen Iron Kung Fu].

"A level 6 resistance to attack is enough to deal with ordinary people."

"No, wait for two days until the state recovers, and then practice with the mechanical arm." Chen Jue calculated in his mind, and unknowingly walked to a rice field adjacent to the rapeseed field.

At this time, the morning sun has emerged in the mountains, and the eastern skyline is shining with golden rays of light.

There is a blue sky above his head. Walking beside the lush green rice fields, Chen Jue feels in a good mood, and feels like growing up in the countryside as a child.

While walking, he suddenly saw a big buffalo rushing out of the flat rice field.

The buffalo was huge, steam was coming out of its body, a copper-green nose ring hung on its nose, and it was chewing wild grass by the field. It was chewing wild grass by the field, and it was chewing it to get enough food in the morning.

Yunzhai was mostly terraced fields, and the main agricultural machinery could not be transported in. Most of the farming was done by human or livestock such as buffalo.

Chen Jue was curious to see that the big buffalo was unattended and did not even touch the rice in the field.

He stretched out his hand to roll the weeds by the rice field, and the full-level iron sand palm ignored the sharp thatch, pulled it out with his bare hands, and delivered it directly to the big buffalo.

The big buffalo came over to smell it, and did not hesitate to be polite to Chen Jue, and directly rolled up the sharp thatch and swallowed it.

When it stretched out its tongue, Chen Jue used his enhanced vision to see the structure on the cow's tongue clearly.

Compared with human tongue, the structure of cattle tongue is more complex, the muscle fascia is thicker, and there is a special triangular bone at its tip, which is the unique hard bone layer of cattle tongue that can help cattle cut food and avoid being scratched by grass and thorns.

The [Longmen Bagua Palm] in the Quanzhen Longmen School also has a superior skill called cattle tongue rolling grass power. When practiced to a high level, one palm roll can break a person's hand bone, and can also grab a white blade with bare hands, which is the shape of cattle tongue rolling grass.

Although Chen Jue has not practiced [Longmen Bagua Palm], he has heard Master Zheng mentioned it.

At present, observing the whole process of cattle eating grass at close range, there is a feeling of realizing the principles of cultivation in farming life.

However, when Chen Jue pulled the grass again and handed it to the big buffalo in front of him, the other party actually mooed at him.

The close-range sound transmission made Chen Jue pause, and his eyes suddenly brightened!

Because the panel unexpectedly popped up a prompt at this time:

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[Ding~]

[Affected by the vibration of mechanical waves of special frequency, the hematopoietic function of your bone marrow has been temporarily abnormally improved, and the blood circulation speed of the whole body has accelerated. ]

[Affected by this mechanical wave, your brain has entered a short alpha wave state. ]

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"Moo?"

"The sound made by the cow is actually a vowel!"

"It is exactly the same as the last scale of the six-syllable mantra of Buddhism!"

Chen Jue muttered to himself, as if something mysterious had happened.

Then he thought of the legends of Taoist ancestors, such as Laozi, Jiang Ziya, Han Xiangzi, Cao Sheng Menghan, etc., who all practiced riding cows.

There were even four taboos in Taoism, and cows were ranked first.

In India, the distant birthplace of Buddhism, killing cows is still prohibited and regarded as a sacred custom.

Chen Jue guessed that the reason why cattle had such a high status in the three religions was that, in addition to the fact that cattle were an important labor force in ancient times, the earliest ancestors of the three religions must have discovered the great spiritual principles hidden in cattle like him one morning. (End of this chapter)