088 The Ugliest Wu Ergou
"Why should I be shameless? Originally, if Gu Laosan can't do it, I can do it. I can't let my beautiful Cao sister be a widow." Cao threw a wink.
Seeing that the junk that was usually avoided, Cao made a joke of himself, regardless of Gu Chuanshou lying on the ground, he jumped up, picked up a broom under the eaves, and headed towards Wu. He waved over where Ergou was standing, scolding as he waved: "You shameless, let you make fun of the old lady..."
Although Mrs. Cao likes to walk around dressed up, Mr. Cao thinks he is still a person of status, and he likes to interact with villagers who are similar to him on weekdays, like Wu Ergou, who are ugly and ugly. Poor people, Mr. Cao disdain to have anything to do with him at all.
This time, seeing Wu Ergou joking with him about this, Mrs. Cao felt sick when he heard it: "Don't pee and look in the mirror, the toad wants to eat swan meat, bah..."
Cao's broom swung hard, and as soon as he snored, the surrounding villagers ran away with a coax, and some villagers who wanted to watch a good show did something bad before running away and sent Wu Ergou in the direction of Cao's. Push hard. That Wu Ergou was already thin and small, and was pushed hard by someone inadvertently. Wu Ergou didn't pay attention, he knocked open the fence gate of the courtyard, and stumbled inside.
Seeing Wu Ergou rushing in his direction, Mrs Cao wanted to stop, but she was too forceful, and she couldn't control her forward steps. With a puff, Mrs. Cao and Wu Ergou collided. Wu Ergou took advantage of the situation and fell to the ground with his arms around Cao. Seeing Cao's and Wu Ergou rolled into a ball, Wu Ergou took the opportunity to touch Cao's perfect circle twice.
When Mr. Cao calmed down, he found that Wu Ergou was hugging him tightly and threw himself on his body, how ambiguous and ambiguous that posture was. Because of the proximity, that Wu Ergou did not take a bath all year round, and the sour smell on his body made Cao nauseous for a while.
"Wu Ergou, get up for the old lady!" Cao's hands and feet were used together, kicking Wu Ergou's private parts, Wu Ergou's warm and fragrant this time, he wanted to eat Cao's tofu a few times, but Cao's strength was great. The kicking Wu Ergou groaned and crawled up from Mrs. Cao's body.
Cao's kick was ruthless, and Wu Ergou hugged and howled in pain.
This scene made the surrounding villagers feast their eyes. On weekdays, there are women who don't like Cao's family. They always feel that Cao's dress is not a good family woman. Those who like to flirt with men on weekdays feel that Cao's is not abiding by women's ethics. This time, seeing Cao being crushed by the most useless and ugliest man in the village, let alone how excited he was.
"Look at that Cao Clan, there is also today!"
"Yeah, I'm hugging the ugliest man in our village, tsk tsk, how proud she will be in the future!"
There are also some people who fight for Cao's injustice: "Hey, such a beautiful daughter-in-law was hugged by such an ugly man, hey, this Wu Ergou, I don't know where the good luck came from."
"Why don't you come and kick like this too?" Seeing the sour look of the person talking, the person next to him joked, "Don't forget, the kick from Mrs. Cao just now was not light!"
"It depends on who, look at Wu Ergou, poor and ugly, he deserves his bad luck!"
Everyone looked at Wu Ergou's embarrassed appearance and pointed at him. Looking at the Cao family at this time, it was not much better. The meticulous bun that Cao's usually combed was also scattered at this moment because Wu Ergou had thrown him down just now. The shiny clothes on his body were also wrinkled and gray because they fluttered on the ground twice. Not to mention how embarrassed it looks. It was no worse than being splashed with water by Liang Yaoshi that day.
"Wu Ergou, you bastard!" Cao's got up together, kicked Wu Ergou with both feet, and then swept it with a broom, Wu Ergou panicked and stumbled away. When everyone saw it, they laughed again.
"Yo, younger brother and sister, the third child is still on the side, so hungry so quickly?" Mrs Sun sneered at the embarrassed Mrs Cao.
Mrs Cao was a little dizzy, but it didn't mean that she was inferior to Mrs Sun because she was so embarrassed now. Mrs Cao turned around and stared fiercely at Mrs Sun. Seeing Mrs Sun standing brightly in front of him, looking at him with a sneer, the look of disgust in his eyes made Mrs Cao burn with anger. Look at the dust on his body and the messy bun, how embarrassed it is.
With a groan, Mrs Cao rushed towards Mrs Sun fiercely. When Sun saw Cao rushing towards him, he was instantly stunned. She never thought that Cao, who was already so embarrassed, would still have the strength to pounce on her. It's just that she didn't think about what kind of person Cao's was. How could Cao's loss make the culprit get half a penny.
Mrs Cao swooped over, Mrs Sun was unprepared, and was pinned to the ground by Mrs Cao and beaten ferociously on the spot. Mrs Cao was thinner than Mrs Sun and Mrs Sun was fat and strong, but Mrs Cao had agile hands and feet. Very, at this moment, I am burning with anger again, and I only want to avenge the revenge just now. Cao's hands and feet are fierce, and they will not give Sun any chance to resist. Sun is pressed by Cao and can't move. His hands and feet were heavy, and he slapped Sun a few times. His hair bun was also taken away by Cao, and there were several blood marks on his face. Sun did not expect that Cao would be so cruel and completely human. All freaked out.
The surrounding villagers saw such a good-looking drama, and stood outside the fence with relish. They did not expect that Gu Chuanlu and Gu Ziwen were discussing matters at the village chief's house at the moment, and heard someone's pass that his mother-in-law and Cao's family grew up at home. Noisy, hurried to the house.
When Gu Chuanlu was rushing home, he also thought about the quarrel between his mother-in-law and the Cao family. He thought it was just a bickering between the two women, but he was not very worried. Just go home and take a look
The villagers onlookers stretched their necks to look in, and when they approached the yard to take a look, they realized it was incredible.
Mrs. Sun was pinned down by Mrs. Cao and scratched fiercely. Several blood marks were gouged out on Mrs. Sun's face, and her hair was messy. Looking at Mrs. Cao again, it was not much better. There is also a brother who is crying and hugging his lower body. That way, how embarrassed it is to be embarrassed.
Gu Chuanlu glared angrily when he saw his younger brother look like a bear.