Chapter 263 Your Signature Is Wrong!

"Being an official is better than being a high official!"

Wang Jiaguan carried two hundred kilograms of durians, followed a few bastards to the back, and said something silently.

No need for translation, everyone knows what he means.

"Thank you for your hard work!" Wang Jinjue comforted his brother. His flesh and blood puppet was suffering after him!

"It doesn't matter! After passing the mountain in front, we will reach Wuzhishan Mountain." Tang Yan pointed to the mountain in the distance and said.

The location of Wuzhishan is unexpectedly difficult to find. Fortunately, Tang Yan can electromagnetically scan the area, otherwise it would be really hard to find.

Sure enough, after climbing over the mountain, I saw a lotus lake with a hole in the lake.

A group of four people quickly came to the entrance of the cave. Wang Jinjue said, "Are we going in like this?"

"What? Do you still have to knock on the door?" Zhang Zichen said casually, but saw a sign next to the entrance of the cave.

The sign reads: "Men from 1 to 35 can come in, women from 2 to 46 can come in. If you want to visit us, please make an appointment one day in advance!"

"Who's coming in on Sunday?"

“What about the rainbow crowd?”

"What about those who don't know their gender?"

The three people were all complaining, it was true that this brand was too nonsense.

"Hey, is anyone home?" Tang Yan shouted into the cave.

"No one! No one! Only monkeys!" After a while, a voice came from inside the cave.

The voice has an accent from Qingdao, Shandong.

"Oh, then...is Monkey at home?" Tang Yan shouted again.

"At home! At home!" he said with a Qingdao accent.

"Let's go!" Tang Yan greeted several teammates and jumped off first.

"Captain Tang, didn't he say he wanted to make an appointment?"

"If others want to take you seriously, you don't even need to make an appointment. If others don't take you seriously, you won't be able to make an appointment no matter what. Reservations are all lies."

"...Fuck, it makes sense!"

When you come to the cave, you will find luxuriant flowers and trees, fruit trees and gurgling pools, just like a paradise on earth.

There is a long-haired man who is tinkering in front of the PS4. There is also a mahjong table and fitness equipment next to the PS4, which highlights the leisurely atmosphere!

"Wait a minute, I'll beat this guy to death right away!" The long-haired man turned around and said, and just as quickly as he turned his head, his character was stabbed to death by the sword master opposite.

"Fuck him!" the long-haired man said angrily, throwing the handle aside.

Tang Yan and the others were also looking at this man.

He was slick with food, looked rich, had a Huang Bo face, and spoke with a Qingdao accent.

He is Sun Wukong, the king of demons.

"Oh~ oh~ you're here and you brought a gift, that's so polite!" Sun Wukong, the king of demons, was not tall. After seeing a few people, he rubbed the durian and said.

"I thought I couldn't come here empty-handed, so I bought some fruit. Don't feel bad about it."

"Giving a goose feather from a thousand miles away is a light gift but a heavy affection! Don't dislike it, don't dislike it! It's a humble house, so you can sit wherever you want, you're welcome. What would you like to drink?"

Sun Wukong, the king of demons, lifted up the stone next to it. Underneath was a small ice cellar with beer, drinks, mineral water and so on.

When they saw that PS4, several people knew that the changes in the world were probably related to the demon king in front of them, Sun Wukong.

I felt calm when I saw the beer and drinks in the ice cellar.

They come, the security! Several people took drinks at random, some took Coke, some took Sprite, and Tang Yan chose Feizhai Happy Water.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Tang Yan. These are my friends, we come from..."

"I understand, it comes from outside the world!" Sun Wukong, the king of demons, also opened a bottle of beer and banged it with Tang Yan.

"I have a merciless request, please fulfill it!" Tang Yan said, taking out a pen and paper.

"If you are not Your Excellency, just call me Lao Sun. What can you do for me? I will definitely help you if I can!"

"Please help me sign your name!" Tang Yan handed over the pen and paper.

"What's so difficult about this?" Sun Wukong, the king of demons, took it and wrote the words "Sun Wukong" casually.

"Monster Sun, your signature is not right." Tang Yan pointed at a piece of paper and said.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"You should write the two characters [Huang Bo]?" Tang Yan explained.

"..."

Sun Wukong, the king of demons, looked at Tang Yan speechlessly.

Do you think I don’t know who Huang Bo is?

This operation of yours makes me very embarrassed!

Not to mention the Demon King Sun Wukong was shocked, even Wang Jinjue and the three of them were also shocked.

Damn it...

What the hell, this...

"I may see many Sun Wukongs in the future, but I may never see Huang Bo again!" Tang Yan said slowly.

Hiss... Wang Jinjue and the three of them raised their heads after the battle.

It seems so damn reasonable!

Seeing Tang Yan's sincere eyes, the Demon King Sun Wukong couldn't help but write the word "Huang Bo" on the paper.

"Thank you, thank you so much! Let's take a photo, then?" Tang Yan took out his mobile phone, switched on the selfie mode, and started taking a photo with his arms around the Demon King Sun Wukong.

"I'm coming too," Zhang Zichen said.

"besides!"

"So is Xiaosheng!"

"Then let's take a group photo! Eggplant!"

After taking some photos, the Demon King Sun Wukong’s hair was messed up and he was numb. No wonder the monkey said that the greatest thing about human beings is their imagination.

He thought about countless hypotheses, but he never thought that he could still sign!

"Thank you, Demon King Sun!" Tang Yan said to the Demon King, Sun Wukong.

"It's just a small matter! You're welcome! We Shandong people are hospitable and generous!" The demon king Sun Wukong waved his hand and said.

"Then let's talk about business! If there is any offense, please forgive me!"

"Please go ahead! I don't mind the offense." The demon king Sun Wukong broke a durian and said.

"In this world, demons are transformed from people's resentment. Some people become fish demons after death, and some people become pig demons after death. So, will some people become monkey demons after death?" Tang Yin asked.

"Well... According to reason, there is this possibility!"

"Then who are you, Sun Yaowang? Why did you become the demon king? What kind of demon can be called the demon king? Why was he pressed under the mountain by the Tathagata Buddha?"

Tang Yin's words suddenly broke the atmosphere of laughter just now.

The four people looked at him, the demon king Sun Wukong, who was eating durian.

In the original novel, Chen Xuanzang did not persuade the demon king Sun Wukong, but just called his parents and hit Sun Wukong with a palm, and then Sun Wukong resolved his resentment.

Who is Sun Wukong?

The original novel did not say.

Why is he called the demon king?

The original novel still did not say.

It seems that the original novel assumes that everyone knows that Sun Wukong jumped out of a stone, made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and was suppressed by the Buddha under the Five Fingers Mountain.

But... the fish monster and the pig monster in front were all transformed from humans.

This demon king may not be a natural monkey, but a human transformation.

"The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky should be established!"

"The year is Jiazi, and the world is auspicious."

The demon king Sun Wukong ate durian and said these sixteen words in a nonchalant tone.

Quack!